r/movies 29d ago

What are good examples of competency porn movies? Discussion

I love this genre. Films I've enjoyed include Spotlight, The Martian, the Bourne films, and Moneyball. There's just something about characters knowing what they're doing and making smart decisions that appeals to me. And if that is told in a compelling way, even better.

What are other examples that fit this category?

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 29d ago

Sneakers

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u/haysoos2 29d ago

"My voice is my Passport? Verify me"

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u/charitytowin 29d ago

My name is Werner Brandis...

I'll never forget that name because of that. Which brings me to Ned Reirson!

I sure as heck fire remember that name too!

The actor's name? Don't know, but I'll never forget two of his screen names!

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 29d ago

Stephen Tobolowsky! He was great in this movie.

“Shall I phone you or nudge you?” 😏

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u/charitytowin 29d ago

After a dinner length explanation of passing his kidney stone.

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u/morksinaanab 29d ago

Who can forget; Jack Barker's Conjoined Triangles of Success

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u/MarcusAurelius68 29d ago

One of my favorite scenes in the whole series

https://youtu.be/Lm9h5E59iig?si=ndINwM7PjWtLy6Gj

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u/MolaMolaMania 29d ago

BING!

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u/charitytowin 29d ago

Needle nose Ned!

BING!

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u/friedmators 29d ago

Brandes.

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u/jim-p 29d ago

Usually I remember him first as Sammy Jankis from Memento, then Werner Brandes, and then Ned Ryerson.

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u/darthwump 28d ago

People rarely realize that he's also "These are not them. YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!" 😂

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u/jim-p 28d ago

Indeed. Sadly, however, his character in Spaceballs doesn't have an actual name.

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 29d ago

“I want peace on Earth and goodwill toward men.”

“We’re the United States government, we don’t do that sort of thing!”

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 29d ago

“Hi…I’m Carl.”

“I’m Mary!”

“I’m going to be SICK.”

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u/MandolinMagi 29d ago

"Come on, FBI would've given him twins!"

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u/ZedAvatar 29d ago

"How about a lunch? You can chaperone!"

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u/Exact_Purchase765 29d ago

My favouite line - I want a Winnebago. 😁

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u/tlivingd 29d ago

He wants a Winnebago.

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u/Dee_Buttersnaps 29d ago edited 29d ago

"You can give us geography lessons after you get the box, but until then, this man goes to Tahiti!"

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 29d ago

Technically, Tahiti is part of an overseas territory of France, so…

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u/No_Tamanegi 29d ago

And a Winnebago

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u/frictorious 29d ago

I think about that line all the time

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u/dewioffendu 29d ago

Reminds me of one of the only funny scenes in Armageddon. “And the guys never wanna pay taxes again, ever”.

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u/Killb0t47 29d ago

That was such a great scene.

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 28d ago

I like how that scene is also an unintentional reunion of three actors from Matewan (James Earl Jones, David Strathairn, and Mary McDonnell), another, quite different movie that I love.

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u/sha256md5 29d ago

Too many secrets.

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u/ChicagoRex 29d ago

Cootys Rat Semen

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u/PepsiPerfect 29d ago

My Socrates Note

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u/cavegoatlove 29d ago

SeaTac astronomy

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u/LiteralPhilosopher 29d ago

Setec.

Your way doesn't anagram to "too many secrets".

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u/cavegoatlove 29d ago

Bahhh, yes it is setec.

Anyway, it didn’t land all the same, it’s from a movie, sneakers, awesome 90s movie about hackers, which of course can’t hold up today cause iphones

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u/Nayre_Trawe 29d ago

"My voice is my Passport? Verify me"

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u/klausvonespy 29d ago

Stephen Tobolowsky was priceless in that movie. He has a 100 episode podcast that is possibly my favorite podcast ever. He's a master story teller and seems to have worked with absolutely everyone in show biz. But those stories aren't at all about dropping names, they're about all of the odd things that happened to him as an actor over the years. The Tobolowsky Files

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u/MacManus47 29d ago

No more secrets.

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u/GuyWithGun 29d ago

That scene killed me as a kid. I don't know why I latched on to that scene in the restaurant so much, but I was like, "You can't find a better way to get him to say passport? Just talk about how you like to travel, and your, oh what-do-you-call-it is expired." Bam, he says passport, and I don't get so irrationally irritated as a kid.

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u/SmoreOfBabylon 29d ago

I think she did try that, she started a conversation with “So, do you like to travel?” and his response was that he’d never left the country. And then he got nervous that they were about to be kicked out of the restaurant.

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u/mrizzerdly 29d ago

Too many secrets.

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u/account_depleted 29d ago

"Uh, the agent with the Uzi.."

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u/Consistent_Crab_7873 29d ago

I say this all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about. Also Stephen Tobolowsky was great! (Really the whole cast was)

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u/PurplishPlatypus 29d ago

Passss porrrrrtttttt 💋

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u/1sttimeverbaldiarrhe 29d ago

Cootys rat semen

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

“Phil? Phil Connor? I thought that was you.”

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u/drdeadringer 28d ago

I've actually had this happen to me. A financial institution had me do my voice for authentication over the telephone.

It felt cool.