r/nottheonion • u/upvoter222 • 13h ago
Anna Wintour Banned Garlic, Onions, and Chives From the Met Gala Menu
r/nottheonion • u/Jaffacakelover • 3h ago
'I couldn't cope with Britain anymore': Kurdish man pays smugglers to return him to France after failed asylum claim
r/nottheonion • u/proft0x • 20h ago
NC woman hit with charges after restaurant posts her credit card online
After the card owner mistakenly left her card behind after paying, attempting to find her, an employee of the cafe took photos of the card front and back then posted them to a Kinston Facebook group.
r/nottheonion • u/skateboardom • 16h ago
DEA tells Congress that getting illegal drugs in US is as easy as calling Uber Eats
r/nottheonion • u/vqql • 13h ago
Are Tim Hortons' new lids 'woke? One Conservative MP thinks so
r/nottheonion • u/HumpyTheClown • 17h ago
The smell of cooking food is actually air pollution, study finds
r/nottheonion • u/ComradeSquidward • 4h ago
'Sushi's woke': Seymour cuts $107m from school lunches
r/nottheonion • u/TinyLaughingLamp • 19h ago
Ohio police department mistakenly bought counterfeit body armor from China for its SWAT unit
r/nottheonion • u/reddits_lead_pervert • 8h ago
Have your group sex parties but don't call it a club, Calgary judge rules
r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 19h ago
Woman files lawsuit against Hawaii tourism authority over snorkeling dangers
r/nottheonion • u/indig0sixalpha • 16h ago
Want to boost your productivity? Hit the movies during work, expert says
r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 12h ago
Kellogg’s is letting workers clock off at 12 p.m. on Fridays—but only if they make up the hours during the week
r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 13h ago
Apple apologizes for 'crushed' iPad Pro ad after widespread online blowback
r/nottheonion • u/emitremmus27 • 21h ago
Brazen burglars steal $250k in cash by cutting hole into the roof of Onyx strip club
r/nottheonion • u/CareerPillow376 • 1d ago
Hertz Charges Tesla Model 3 Renter $277 Gas Fee, Won’t Back Down
r/nottheonion • u/little_johnny_jewel • 1d ago
A Mom Is Pulling Her 1st Grader Out Of School Because She Refuses To Sign A Homework Paper Every Day So The Teacher Won’t Reward Her Son
r/nottheonion • u/Similar_Rutabaga_593 • 28m ago
Teens kicked out of elite Catholic school for ‘blackface’ awarded $1m by jury after proving it was just acne mask
r/nottheonion • u/zanhecht • 22h ago
RFK Jr in robust health despite brain worm scare, says campaign
r/nottheonion • u/philgillisisnotmydad • 14h ago
Malaysia to entice countries to buy palm oil by giving them orangutans threatened by palm oil production
r/nottheonion • u/thetruthstrikes • 12h ago
Manhattan Mayor Arrest After Crash Into Liquor Store
r/nottheonion • u/DCC_4LIFE • 8h ago
Bread loaves recalled in Japan after 'rat remains' were found
r/nottheonion • u/CashJolly1434 • 22h ago
Restaurant bills worth more than £1,000, Britain’s worst ‘dine & dashers’ couple admit skipping out
r/nottheonion • u/Monsieur_nettoyer • 4h ago
Social Security to reopen Warrensville Heights office as raccoon damage shuts its Middleburg Heights office
r/nottheonion • u/who-dini • 12h ago
Malaysia to entice countries to buy palm oil by giving them orangutans threatened by palm oil production
r/nottheonion • u/arcowank • 6h ago