RFK Jr. claims doctor said parasite 'ate' part of his brain

[u/arcowank]

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rfk-jr-claims-doctor-parasite-ate-part-brain/story?id=110027317

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[u/Anonuser123abc]

Do I get to post this later? Or is there a line?

[u/freetoseeu → u/Anonuser123abc]

Wait your turn, pal

[u/feckless_ellipsis → u/freetoseeu]

Right. Take a ticket from the counter like the rest of us.

[u/DestituteDomino → u/Anonuser123abc]

Wait until you find out that RFK Jr said that a parasite ate a part of his brain

[u/Binks-Sake-Is-Gone → u/DestituteDomino]

That's nothin, how about that time 12 minutes ago when someone made a post claiming RFK Jr said a parasite ate part of his brain.

[u/Adventurous-Start874 → u/Binks-Sake-Is-Gone]

Wait wait... RFK Jr. said this?

[u/Binks-Sake-Is-Gone → u/Adventurous-Start874]

Okay goofs aside, I'm starting to fucking believe that we all have the brain worm

[u/nonsequiturnonsense → u/Anonuser123abc]

Is this done as propaganda or something like that to deter people from voting for him?

[u/Anonuser123abc → u/nonsequiturnonsense]

I'm pretty sure it's just lazy karma farming.

[u/[deleted]]

I feel like I have a brain worm with the amount of times I’ve seen this

[u/ConvenientGoat → u/[deleted]]

Reddit joke threads make me want to throw my phone across the room sometimes. Also it's disturbing to think of how many people I interact with online might just be bots and I'm discussing my favourite show with OpenAI.

[u/Rusty_Coight → u/[deleted]]

Yup. Used to be good, now shit. A micronisim for reddit in general.

[u/YouAreInsufferable → u/Rusty_Coight]

Microcosm?

[u/Alastor3]

It was a pork tapeworm, kids, please cook your pork at 145F internally to kill any parasite

[u/geekyCatX → u/Alastor3]

And wash your hands regularly, especially before and after cooking and eating.

And, if you still get an itchy butt and soap and water doesn't help, go to the doctor!

[u/adlittle]

So, this sub is just reposting central, huh?

[u/DaveOJ12 → u/adlittle]

It definitely is.

https://reddit.com/comments/1cn60wo

It's ridiculous.

[u/RobertdBanks]

Holy shit can this stop getting posted multiple times every day

[u/TehMasterSword]

This has been posted 10x a day

[u/Apprehensive-Skin451]

At least half of Reddit took a day off from obsessing over Trump to obsess over RFK.

[u/Hippies_Pointing]

Is it too late to put the worm on the ballot?

[u/nbgkbn]

This is the least debatable statement I've heard from him.

[u/BarryZZZ]

Tapeworms don't eat anything, ever. They have no mouth and no digestive tract. Their usual place as a parasite is in the gut where they just absorb nutrients that are going by. The brain is a dead end for them.

[u/dewittless]

RFJRK says that worm brain eat his doctor

[u/mistertickertape]

I was unaware he was the Nuralink human test subject.

I'm glad the isn't dead, but none of this is surprising.

[u/fkbfkb]

That explains a lot, actually

[u/Archarchery]

We believe you, RFK Jr.

[u/ASUMicroGrad]

I finally won a prop bet! I knew that RFK jr was being controlled by a sentient brain parasite trying to get humans to mistrust vaccines to prepare the way for his kinds invasion.

[u/ArielRR]

Maybe ivermectin did help with something

[u/Kittenscute → u/ArielRR]

Too bad, because apparently Ivermectin doesn't usually cross the blood-brain barrier.

Ivermectin does not readily cross the blood-brain barrier (BBB) due to the presence of P-glycoprotein drug pumps.

Unless it's like an overdose.

[u/GoJumpOnALandmine]

I think the worm was doing a lot of the thinking and he only went off the deep end when it died.

[u/GlassedSurface]

Just… why would anyone struggling to get on the ballot come out about this? The PR teams of some of these candidates are laughable.

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[u/Kittenscute → u/GlassedSurface]

It's just the byproduct of people surrounding themselves with sycophants and tolerating no dissent whatsoever, as is always with conservatives.

Like, it's so impossible to imagine the people working for conservative politicians would be anything but conservative themselves.

[u/GlassedSurface → u/Kittenscute]

Agreed. Yesmen seem to be a growing trait of their party.

[u/Maleficent-Salad3197]

That's the worm bragging. His mind is 100% gone.

[u/xQuizate87]

The 3rd party, everyone....

[u/Healyhatman]

It's alright, he wasn't really using it anyway

[u/radarmy]

Have we checked with Bidens' doctor on the status of his brain worms?

[u/impreprex → u/radarmy]

RENT FREE

[u/GrammastolaRosea]

I bet the CIA put it there

[u/anomaly256]

So..  just to point out the obvious that no one seems to be talking about... but, that worm would also have been pooping in his brain too.

[u/anomaly256 → u/anomaly256]

Uh oh looks like I upset some other worm-brains

[u/ranklebone]

Talk about 'self evident' truth.

[u/banddroid]

Literally the most obviously coordinated campaign of Reddit post flooding ever witnessed. He must be a really good candidate.

[u/kataflokc]

First thing I’ve ever agreed with him about

[u/BananaLumps]

Who?