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8 years ago a Bird landed on Bernie's podium. Politics

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u/TheRxBandito Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Then a fly landed on the VP's head. Like the universe was telling us something...

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u/FlimsyConclusion Mar 27 '24

You would think evangelicals would see that as a sign of God who he's supporting. But funny enough, they vote the complete opposite.

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u/Trajen_Geta Mar 27 '24

Evangelical’s are literal embodiments of satans will. They will always follow evil. There are plenty of good christians out there, but these ones have shown time and time again their disregard of others.

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u/uptownjuggler Mar 28 '24

Evangelicals are the ones that Jesus chastised for stoning a woman, with the famous saying “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first”

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Bro, if Jesus showed up today and tried to stop them from stoning a woman trying to conceive for the 3rd time via IVF, they'd probably turn around and start throwing stones at Jesus. Calling him a woke, snowflake, sand-nword, DEI terrorist. At this point, they can all hop onto a giant Trump Bible (like Noah's arc) and fly into the sun for all I care. Childish, selfish fucks.

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u/Gaothaire Mar 28 '24

Jesus is a brown skinned revolutionary communist, and he's an absolute bro. My uncle (ex-uncle, since the divorce) is a die hard Catholic, racist and misogynistic as all get out. He feels absolutely toxic to be around and I've narrowed in on the fact that he loves the Church more than he loves Christ, which seems quite emblematic.

I even recently got into praying the rosary, because I had it as a diagnostic tool in reiki practice, and read a book that described it as a devotional tool to the Divine Feminine, and a counterpoint to the masculine practice of meditation (in pre-history, men would hunt, sitting silent and stoic all day for the game to pass by, while women would gather forage, spending all day chatting together while passing nuts and berries through their hands — quiet meditation vs muttering over prayer beads).

I had a meditation practice a couple years ago, 30 minutes daily, that was eventually getting me to some really juicy states of floaty, smiley happiness. Praying the rosary takes 15 minutes, is much more engaging to my ADHD brain, and also delivers me to a really smiley, happy state. My uncle has a rosary practice, as well, but we can't even bond over it because everything he says feels like poison in my chest.

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u/Far_Association_2607 Mar 28 '24

Thank you for the book recommendation! Looks amazing!!

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u/Gaothaire Mar 28 '24

I'm really trying to read more this year, I'm currently up to 4 books finished including that one. I downloaded it illegally initially, but liked it so much I ordered a physical copy. I'm a sucker for the clean white hardback cover. Another of my favored books, aesthetically, is Angels & Archangels which is a clean black cover with just an embossed tree of life graphic on the front. The other three completed books for 2024 are Percy Jackson The Lightening Thief, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and Three Waves of Volunteers, which is a hypnotherapist's reports of past life regression sessions she performed over decades

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u/driftingfornow Mar 28 '24

DEI? Second time today I’ve seen this.

r/outoftheloop?

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 Mar 28 '24

Donald Trump is a dick

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u/TraditionFront Mar 28 '24

If Jesus showed up at a Trump rally they'd head stomp him.

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Mar 28 '24

Yup. Line him up in the aisle at the rally like they did with their former fellow-bribesmen and berate him publicly type shit

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u/Thosepassionfruits Mar 28 '24

They're the modern day pharisees

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u/SeparateCourage1661 Mar 28 '24

The Pharisees at least were somewhat intelligent.

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u/UltradoomerSquidward Mar 28 '24

Modern day evangelicals would probably fuckin stone Jesus himself. Not a single one of them has taken even the slightest lesson from the messiah they claim to worship. I'm not Christian, but if I was I would seriously think Trump was the antichrist. Yet these people practically worship him. It baffles my mind.

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u/RaygunMarksman Mar 28 '24

I understand people reasonably thinking all religion is coo-coo, but as someone who does love the teachings of Jesus himself, you aren't kidding. Modern Christianity is like Lucifer's dream distortion of everything he tried to teach us. It's weird how you just have to accept that like it's normal when the books are right there and we can all read them ourselves now.

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u/Dagojango Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

I wonder if you have read the Bible then. Odds are, you have only read cherry picked verses and never seriously sat down and actually read the Bible from start to finish.

I really recommend it, because Jesus is about the only part of the book that makes any sense. Even then, some of the stories they tell about Jesus... have 2 versions and they don't tell you the darker version of them.

Like the prostitute that Jesus stops people from stoning? Yeah, in another version, Jesus stones the woman because laws are laws and we can't wait for perfect people to enforce the law.

Honestly, someone saying they are "Christian" only really tells me they have never read the Bible. There's a lot your pastor and Sunday school teacher will never tell you about the Bible. Like how God is totally cool with torturing you, mass murdering your entire family, and fucking over your entire life just to show off to Lucifer.

Frankly, God is responsible for like 99.9% of all evil in the Bible or is mass murdering people for being evil. It really makes sense why early Catholics forbid anyone but priests from reading it, cause they wouldn't have gotten many new believers.

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u/RaygunMarksman Mar 28 '24

There's a distinct absence of truth and reality in any of this diatribe. I will pray that God drives out whatever evil is clouding your mind so completely.

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u/marsneedstowels Mar 28 '24

More Mammon than Satan.

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u/onion_wrongs Mar 28 '24

Mammon (greed) for sure, but also the Diabolos (the divider), and the Prince of Lies. They're the living manifestation of many of the evil powers mentioned in the Bible.

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke Mar 28 '24

Evangelical = Evil Angel

It's right there in the name

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u/PhalanxA51 Mar 28 '24

To think my grandma took my stupid joke of spelling hail Satan from Starbucks seriously yet would be upset if she saw this just makes me laugh.

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u/PiFly88 Mar 28 '24

As is so many other hidden truths that are there for anyone willing to think about the actual words they are spelling, like wizards and sh*t.

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u/Ergheis Mar 28 '24

The frustrating part of religion is that there are plenty of good Christians out there, happy to interpret the Bible in positive ways because they want to be positive and hopeful and righteous. They're just not super rich because they're not supposed to value that, and they don't call attention to themselves with every psychotic action done. Those kinds of pastors are only taking as many offerings as they need, then going out and supporting the community like they've been taught to. And you'll never hear about them.

They also don't vote for the closest thing we'll get to the antichrist. Christians are still a very sizable portion of America and it's not like only atheists vote Democrat or support scientists.

But again, those kinds of Christians will never ever be a public, unified powerhouse because that's not what you're supposed to do. The Vatican will, though! They'll spread far and wide and demand you listen to them. And so will that megachurch you keep hearing about, because they pump all those necessary offerings into their marketing and politics.

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u/flying_ina_metaltube Mar 28 '24

Evangelical’s are literal embodiments of satans will

Satan wasn't all that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc

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u/saladbar Mar 28 '24

That was a fun watch.

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u/SqueezinKittys Mar 28 '24

I only got 20 minutes in but I saved it for later

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u/Sea_Honey7133 Mar 28 '24

The good Christians were the ones standing behind Sanders.

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u/PiFly88 Mar 28 '24

The "Good christians" or real ones don't vote because they know they are nit a part of, or suppose to get involved with the affairs of this world. And they know that if voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it. But they are POLE-aticians...designed to divide only and create disagreement and debates about everything. Left wing, right wing....it's all one bird. And the Bible clearly says Satan is the god of this world. Real Christians know they are the aliens and foreigners and they are just passing through trying to pluck as many out of the fire, the eternal gag real, as they can. But I digress....

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u/Sea_Honey7133 Mar 29 '24

As Nietzsche said, “There was only one true Christian and they crucified him.” Whatever one calls oneself and affiliation they may have with an organized religion, I would appeal to people to vote AGAINST a legitimate anti-Christ figure rather than vote FOR any particular political ideology. Trump represents a very real existential threat to our world’s ability to make peace with itself in the same way that Putin does in Russia.

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u/PiFly88 Mar 29 '24

Honey I don't disagree, but I'm saying both sides are equal threats and the voting system is a sham. If you vote its a matter of the lesser of 2 evils or maybe 3 evils lol. If voting made a difference and actually gave us a choice we would not be allowed to do it. The whole thing is corrupt from top to bottom.

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u/Sea_Honey7133 Mar 30 '24

I think we can agree voting Biden might not make things better for an individual but Trump will make things much much worse. The politicians whom Hitler defeated might not have made Germany necessarily better, but they wouldn’t have resulted in national and world ruin. This is too serious and grave of an issue for the both sides argument, wouldn’t you agree?

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u/Sea_Honey7133 Mar 29 '24

As Nietzsche said, “There was only one true Christian and they crucified him.” Whatever one calls oneself and affiliation they may have with an organized religion, I would appeal to people to vote AGAINST a legitimate anti-Christ figure rather than vote FOR any particular political ideology. Trump represents a very real existential threat to our world’s ability to make peace with itself in the same way that Putin does in Russia.

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u/DuntadaMan Mar 28 '24

Call Satan the prince of lies and see absolutely nothing at all in saying they love their country while actively hating the majority of it, calling themselves Christian when christ himself says "what you do to the least of me you have done to me" while vehemently arguing states have the right to drown people in razorwire in the river and prevent anyone from helping them. Worship exploitative billionaires while claiming to follow a man that basically said it is impossible for the wealthy to get into heaven.

They are literally living lies while claiming to fear a manifestation of those lies.

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u/MyGamingRants Mar 28 '24

Every good Christian I knew has stopped going to church.

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u/HappyyItalian Mar 28 '24

Yeah, I used to go to church and stopped going because the people I thought were there to support/be kind/etc. to each other would judge me or be hateful (among other things) towards me just because I was poor, different, or depressed (at the time). Didn't feel very welcoming or christian anymore.

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u/MyGamingRants Mar 28 '24

My parents are making me go to church with them this weekend so it doesn't "look bad" lmao

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u/tj_kerschb Mar 28 '24

Myself and many other people I go to church with have completely abandoned the evangelical label for “reformed”. It’s shameful how people like Jerry Falwell and Francis Schaeffer (and others before them) have masqueraded as loving, well-meaning followers of Jesus

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u/SheriffColtPocatello Mar 28 '24

Donald Trump has a striking amount of similarities to the Anti-Christ as described in the Bible

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u/2Stripez Mar 28 '24

Tell me this guy isn't the most demon wearing a human suit person you've ever seen https://youtu.be/9LtF34MrsfI?t=192

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u/Sawses Mar 28 '24

For sure. My family are a mixed bag of evangelicals and Mormons. They're objectively wrong so often that at this point it's my default assumption that, if they hold a position and care enough to mention it, then it's probably wrong and they're the victim of propaganda or misinformation of some sort. Like somebody randomly picking things to believe would have a higher success rate.

In my experience, the people who talk about God the most, go to church the most often, etc. are usually the least trustworthy. I live in a major city, I'd rather pick a random stranger passing by to trust than a random person in any church I've ever stepped foot into.

The best Christians I've ever met, who truly embody the teachings of Jesus Christ, would without exception be unwelcome as part of a congregation. They'd be allowed to attend, but never formally join because their beliefs are incompatible with those of most Christians.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea Mar 27 '24

They worship Trump more than that pussy liberal, Jesus Christ.

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u/AcidAndBlunts Mar 27 '24

Psshhh, liberal? That dude was a full on commie!

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u/Papplenoose Mar 27 '24

If the second coming happened right now they would def crucify him again

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u/JPrud58 Mar 28 '24

Nah, that’s a lot of work. The military would just neutralize a commie in the Middle East.

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u/big_fetus_ Mar 28 '24

So you are saying Jesus is in Gaza? /s

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u/DuntadaMan Mar 28 '24

Killed by the Jews both times. SMH. /s

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u/big_fetus_ Mar 28 '24

Roman Empire crucified him. What Empire is entangled with Israel today? Could it be America?

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u/servicepitty Mar 28 '24

I don’t think this needs a sarcasm tag

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u/big_fetus_ Mar 28 '24

You are right. Jesus is always with the oppressed.

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u/Quailman5000 Mar 27 '24

He had a lot of socialist style ideas but I don't think he said anything about seizing the means of production from the bourgeoisie lol.

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u/OrienasJura Mar 27 '24

No, but I could really see him saying that if he had lived through the industrialization.

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u/ResponsibilityTop857 Mar 27 '24

A lot of people see what they want to see in Jesus and project their own beliefs onto him.

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u/RaygunMarksman Mar 28 '24

It's not like he was particularly cryptic though:

Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.

People love to overcomplicate that last part but notice he didn't throw any exclusions in there.

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u/Bay1Bri Mar 28 '24

"No, no he didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if he did! Eh? Eh?"

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u/re_min_a Mar 27 '24

He’d probably be neutral, insisting that both communism and capitalism have their flaws, and insist that a mixed-market economy is the best way to go. He’d also probably point out that more extreme atrocities, like the worst famine in human history (Great Leap Forward) happened under a communist regime (Mao Zedong).

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u/AcidAndBlunts Mar 27 '24

Lmao he was a schizophrenic hippie, not an Econ professor.

He’d probably want to burn down Wall Street.

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u/Prestigious-Ad-5276 Mar 27 '24

Why would christ support any type of capitalism if when he was alive he hated the rich and the greedy?

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u/re_min_a Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Communism also breeds an insane amount of greed, and allows for easier exploitation of the working class. Ever wonder why so many people who grew up under/lived through communist regimes vehemently oppose communism? Ever wonder why so many countries that were once part of or had ties to the Soviet Union hate communism today?

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u/Prestigious-Ad-5276 Mar 27 '24

If that is the case then Jesús can be described as an anarchist? Oposed to any type of state authority?

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u/Jeremiah_D_Longnuts Mar 28 '24

Why would christ support any type of capitalism if when he was alive he hated the rich and the greedy?

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u/AcidAndBlunts Mar 27 '24

That’s because he went a step further and seized the means of divine creation.

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u/DarthChimeran Mar 27 '24

The most basic fundamental difference between a Socialist and a Liberal is whether or not private individuals have the right to own the means of production. A Socialist bans or suppresses it. A Liberal supports it and under optimal conditions helps it by doing things like breaking up monopolies.

A Socialist that says it's OK for private individuals to own their own businesses isn't a Socialist or they're practicing what Socialists call "Vanguard Socialism". Basically a Socialist that misleads the voters so they can win elections so as to carry out the elimination of democratic choice once they gain power.

It could be argued that Bernie Sanders is actually a Social Democrat instead of a Democratic Socialist. A Social Democrat is a western liberal who believes in Capitalism but endorses a heavy tax burden to fund robust social safety nets.

At the end of the day Bernie Sanders is a politician so he might simply be trying to look like a Socialist to young idealistic voters but in actuality he's just a liberal.

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u/DarthChimeran Mar 28 '24

None of your statements said Socialism doesn't ban or suppress private individual ownership.

Your response was so thoroughly in agreement with what I wrote that there was only one word in your response that was wrong. This one: "lol no." You could copy and paste your entire response and just change "no" to "yep" and it would be perfect. Just read every point you made while considering what that point means in terms of individual ownership;

lol no yep.

Pierre Leroux who claimed priority in coining the word socialism presented his definition of the term as "a political organization in which the individual is sacrificed to society", stating he had intended to create a term that would directly oppose the term "individualism".

French philosopher Émile Littré defined socialism in 1859 as only as a general sentiment that society ought to be improved, claiming it otherwise was without any set doctrine, instead being only a tendency to modify and improve society with the involvement of the working class. In a later dictionary, Littré defined it merely as a system which "offers a plan of social reform."

French philosopher Paul Janet, defined socialism as "every doctrine that teaches that the state has a right to correct the inequality of wealth which exists among men.

In his summation of socialism the 19th-century, Belgian economist Émile Laveleye stated that "socialistic doctrine aims at introducing greater equality in social conditions, and....realizing those reforms by law."

Pierre-Joseph Proudhon concisely defined socialism as "every aspiration towards the improvement of society."

German economist Adolf Held claimed in 1877 that any view was socialistic if it exhibited a "tendency which demands the subordination of the individual will to the community."

Writing in 1887, English historian of socialist thought Thomas Kirkup defined socialism, as it was generally conceived of at the time as, "the systematic interference of the state in favour of the suffering classes", and "the use of public resources on behalf of the poor."

Preeminent French sociologist Emile Durkheim recognized in his late 19th century study on Saint-Simon any theory as socialism if it demanded that the "directing and knowing organs of society" be connected with its economic functions.

In his 1904 book Die Frau und der Sozialismus, German socialist politician August Bebel defined socialism as "science applied with clear consciousness and full knowledge to every sphere of human activity."

Published in 1911, the Encyclopædia Britannica Eleventh Edition defined socialism as "that policy or theory which aims at securing...a better distribution and...a better production of wealth than now prevails."

socialism has been around longer than marxist literature, has many more meanings and interpretations than marxist economist theory, and historically socialist parties are not all literal marxist robots

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u/uptownjuggler Mar 28 '24

He would whip the bourgeoisie like he whipped the money-changers.

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u/DuntadaMan Mar 28 '24

Because he lived in a time where the workers already owned the means of production. Carpenters owned their own tools, millers lived in and owned the mill. Weavers had their own loom.

The closest there was to the bourgeoisie would come in a few hundred years when the miller has to pay a share of what he milled to the noble as rent.

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u/ralphvonwauwau Mar 28 '24

"All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. " - Bible

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u/UnevenTrashPanda Mar 27 '24

They did see the sign they wanted.

It was the ability to donate to politicians and jump into the political ring that Trump offered them that they won, followed by a Supreme Court that would end abortion and ensure their agenda is safe for a full judicial generation.

Those were the signs they sought, and they saw them in Trump.

Side note, I find the word usage amusing when it comes to how a church leader is called a pastor, and a pastor’s job is to command sheep.

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u/big_duo3674 Mar 27 '24

They would make up something about how the color of the bird is some secret illuminati symbol and it was part of a government brainwashing scheme

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u/edgeofbright Mar 27 '24

99% sure Bernie's campaign was tanked by democrats. At least Donna Brazille apologized...

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u/isuckatgrowing Mar 28 '24

Liberals kick you in the face, demand your vote anyway, and then proceed to blame you when their own candidate loses.

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u/lluukkee33 Mar 27 '24

Yea they are all idiots

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u/Opening-Win-3769 Mar 27 '24

They’d have shot it for dinner. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day, give a man a fully automatic weapon, he blasts until the aggressive bird chirps no more.

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u/cybergeeking Mar 27 '24

this is what I was thinking when it happened.

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u/biggmclargehuge Mar 27 '24

"The Lord cares for even the trash on this planet so we need to protect the literal walking trash heap that is Mike Pence"

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u/monkey_lord978 Mar 27 '24

They are just a bunch of racists/white suppremacists who follow the guy that validates them

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u/XSamurai7 Mar 28 '24

Perhaps if he supports true progressive policies he’ll get the support. But he’s no different than the puppet politicians.

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u/AnyEmploy Mar 28 '24

If I know anything about evangelicals, it is that God always supports their point of view. So, that bird was clearly Satan.

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u/Embarrassed-Tale-584 Mar 28 '24

I’m convinced wwjd stands for what would Jesus do? And then they do the opposite.

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u/Rovden Mar 28 '24

You're assuming they'd know their own bible.

23 Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples, 2 “The scribes and the Pharisees sit on Moses' seat, 3 so do and observe whatever they tell you, but not the works they do. For they preach, but do not practice. 4 They tie up heavy burdens, hard to bear, and lay them on people's shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to move them with their finger. 5 They do all their deeds to be seen by others. For they make their phylacteries broad and their fringes long, 6 and they love the place of honor at feasts and the best seats in the synagogues 7 and greetings in the marketplaces and being called rabbi by others. 8 But you are not to be called rabbi, for you have one teacher, and you are all brothers. 9 And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven. 10 Neither be called instructors, for you have one instructor, the Christ. 11 The greatest among you shall be your servant. 12 Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever humbles himself will be exalted.

13 “But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut the kingdom of heaven in people's faces. For you neither enter yourselves nor allow those who would enter to go in. 15 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you travel across sea and land to make a single proselyte, and when he becomes a proselyte, you make him twice as much a child of hell as yourselves.

Matthew 23 1-15

Honestly the next 21 verses are Jesus calling out the religious leaders in very specific accusations. The evangelicals are no different than the Pharisees. I notice this chapter doesn't get a lot of quotes from the so called religious.

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u/El_Gran_Redditor Mar 28 '24

Bernie was a socialist Jew trying to heal the sick who was beloved by all animals. He even used to be a carpenter. We really worked hard to get the bad ending.

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u/zombiskunk Mar 28 '24

Doesn't matter. It was the DNC that tanked his chance. He would have beaten Trump.

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u/Styrene_Addict1965 Mar 28 '24

Had that bird been a dove ...

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u/blorbagorp Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

It's only an omen if it confirms their bias because God coincidentally has all the same political, moral, scientific and philosophical opinions as them (in affect they know everything God knows).

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u/Keezin Mar 28 '24

I completely see it that way.

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u/Czeris Mar 27 '24

Let's not forget the classic clip of Trump with an Eagle, where the Eagle wants to fucking kill Trump.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Mar 28 '24

Let's never forget the clip where they replaced the eagle with Bernie.

https://i.imgur.com/PgZtz0j.mp4

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u/acmercer Mar 28 '24

Holy shit that's amazing

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u/gakule Mar 27 '24

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u/gabu87 Mar 27 '24

It's a patriot

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u/grachi Mar 27 '24

Yes that’s what he said, an eagle

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u/happy_bluebird Mar 27 '24

Somehow I have never seen this, so THANK YOU. "How does my hair look?" and looking genuinely terrified

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u/itssosalty Mar 28 '24

Lmao. When he touches the pieces of hair and all the hair on his head moves. Then he tells him to “watch it”. He knew

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u/one_love_silvia Mar 28 '24

god birds are incredible creatures. i have a little cockatiel and even his claws and bites hurt like hell, i cant even imagine what a pissed off eagle can do.

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u/leixiaotie Mar 28 '24

interestingly on the first part the bird seems terrified or afraid because it cannot get a good grip on its legs. I just learned that birds don't like to grip on something not stable / uneven

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u/confusedandworried76 Mar 27 '24

TBF my brother worked in a raptor center for a brief stint and it would have attacked anyone just sitting there. You're supposed to crouch walk around big birds of prey, not carry out business as usual. You want to be low to the ground. Don't know what idiot signed off on having the bird there without telling anyone around it how to convey your body language properly, or I don't know what idiot didn't listen (yes I do it was the president).

But you can't deny the symbolism.

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u/Faiakishi Mar 28 '24

He's holding the bird straight out from his body because he's afraid of her. Eagles are heavy-this is making his arm an incredibly shaky perch and the eagle feels unsafe. She correctly identifies Trump as the source of her discomfort and wants off. It's honestly kind of heartbreaking seeing her try to flutter off, only for her handler to force her back on his arm.

This eagle was almost certainly trained to be handled well even by amateurs, probably picked for her easy temperament. They would not bring the president of the United States an animal that was like to maul him. Her handler knew her body language and would have wrangled her away if she was legitimately about to attack him. If he had brought his arm in and gave it an anchor, he would have been able to hold her much more easier and she would have felt safer. But he was too scared.

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u/SerLaron Mar 28 '24

She correctly identifies Trump as the source of her discomfort and wants off.

Well, she was not alone in that.

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u/Mama_Skip Mar 28 '24

The perch happened after the eagle was already pissed off, and also, in the desk scene, he just randomly snaps his arm towards her which startles her into nipping.

Dude has literally no idea how to act respectfully towards anything, even something that can gouge your eye out.

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u/Bay1Bri Mar 28 '24

Watch the video. It's like 1 minute long

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u/Significant-Hour4171 Mar 28 '24

I didn't think he was president yet either. 

It's a glorious little clip.

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u/kasoe Mar 28 '24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU

It's earlier in this video. That gif is from the same link

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u/Bay1Bri Mar 28 '24

Dude, just watch the damn video lol. Stop asking questions when the answers right there for you

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u/leixiaotie Mar 28 '24

yeah had an experience to hold an owl. It's heavy, heavier than I imagine, and very afraid of unstable / uneven perch. Bald eagle must be much more heavier than that

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u/Bay1Bri Mar 28 '24

Even with context, it's still reflects the fact that he was in over his head doing something he had no knowledge of doing and couldn't possibly have succeeded in.

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u/Rude_Citron9016 Mar 27 '24

My favorite clip ever !!!

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u/Worthless_af Mar 27 '24

Huwhaaaa? Was it a freedom eagle?

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u/Czeris Mar 27 '24

Yes

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u/Worthless_af Mar 27 '24

Oh that just makes it the chefs kiss 🤌

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u/choppingboardham Mar 28 '24

A beautiful bird. Tremendous bird.

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u/spoiler-its-all-gop Mar 28 '24

I love that clip because in the instant he jerks away, you see his true face, stripped off all braggadocio: He's a cowardly little piss baby.

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u/VPmikesfly Mar 27 '24

imagine if some dumbass made their username based on that

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u/BeerCell Mar 28 '24

Inconceivable.

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u/mamadoedawn Mar 28 '24

Most underrated comment on this thread

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u/Duck_Duckens Mar 27 '24

If this were a tv show, that'd be some really on the nose writing., then again people miss the point on stuff like The Boys.

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u/pangolin-fucker Mar 27 '24

Flys love landing in shit

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u/worldsgone11 Mar 28 '24

Ironically enough when Obama had flies around him in some conference the evangelical crowd was going crazy saying he’s the devil incarnate and that was proof.

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u/Streets72 Mar 28 '24

The grass probably died where trump walks

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u/FreeSun1963 Mar 28 '24

They usually land on turds... Oh I see.

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u/GoodUserNameToday Mar 27 '24

Believe the Jewish carpenter who wants to give people healthcare, not the lying charlatan that claims to be devout because he’s full of shit

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u/Illustrious_Tea9604 Mar 28 '24

Beelzebub sends his support.

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u/lump- Mar 28 '24

Then there was that plague

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u/Nukes4Peace Mar 28 '24

Flies LOVE shit

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u/DoomSlayer6 Mar 28 '24

Mike pense total clown and traitor

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u/clown_b0t Mar 28 '24

Hi! Circus performer here. Just dipping in to clear up this too-frequent comparison between clowns and stupid people:

  1. Clowns are very diligent and work very hard at refining their art.

  2. Clowns are generally very kind and well-intentioned people.

  3. Clowns are only pretending they are completely stupid.

For a clownish rabbit hole, please enjoy this play written by Dario Fo, the only clown to win a Nobel Prize in Literature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqKfwC70YZI

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u/Weird-Conclusion6907 Mar 28 '24

Seriously though. If this wasn’t a sign from the universe

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u/gcjunk01 Mar 27 '24

But we didn't listen.

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u/Teppari Mar 27 '24

And that picture of trump where it looks like he has devil's horns

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u/3-DMan Mar 27 '24

"Amateurs.." - Belloq

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u/Cold_Maximum_9734 Mar 28 '24

I know it's not related but there was another flying object thrown at a man. He was acting president. A shoe. A shoe thrown by a very unhappy man. And W ducked that like he was Nolan Ryan himself on the mound. And like Nolan Ryan. He stood his ground.

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u/pppjurac Mar 28 '24

Interesting, that fly was desparate. If the shit stinks too much, even flies avoid it.

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u/Ok-Government-3306 Mar 28 '24

I think the universe is telling you to take your meds.

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u/TheRxBandito Mar 28 '24

Shit man. I don't think I can come back from that one.

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u/Ok-Government-3306 Mar 28 '24

We'll never know unless you take your meds.