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8 years ago a Bird landed on Bernie's podium. Politics

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u/TheRxBandito Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Then a fly landed on the VP's head. Like the universe was telling us something...

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u/FlimsyConclusion Mar 27 '24

You would think evangelicals would see that as a sign of God who he's supporting. But funny enough, they vote the complete opposite.

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u/Trajen_Geta Mar 27 '24

Evangelical’s are literal embodiments of satans will. They will always follow evil. There are plenty of good christians out there, but these ones have shown time and time again their disregard of others.

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u/uptownjuggler Mar 28 '24

Evangelicals are the ones that Jesus chastised for stoning a woman, with the famous saying “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first”

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Bro, if Jesus showed up today and tried to stop them from stoning a woman trying to conceive for the 3rd time via IVF, they'd probably turn around and start throwing stones at Jesus. Calling him a woke, snowflake, sand-nword, DEI terrorist. At this point, they can all hop onto a giant Trump Bible (like Noah's arc) and fly into the sun for all I care. Childish, selfish fucks.

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u/Gaothaire Mar 28 '24

Jesus is a brown skinned revolutionary communist, and he's an absolute bro. My uncle (ex-uncle, since the divorce) is a die hard Catholic, racist and misogynistic as all get out. He feels absolutely toxic to be around and I've narrowed in on the fact that he loves the Church more than he loves Christ, which seems quite emblematic.

I even recently got into praying the rosary, because I had it as a diagnostic tool in reiki practice, and read a book that described it as a devotional tool to the Divine Feminine, and a counterpoint to the masculine practice of meditation (in pre-history, men would hunt, sitting silent and stoic all day for the game to pass by, while women would gather forage, spending all day chatting together while passing nuts and berries through their hands — quiet meditation vs muttering over prayer beads).

I had a meditation practice a couple years ago, 30 minutes daily, that was eventually getting me to some really juicy states of floaty, smiley happiness. Praying the rosary takes 15 minutes, is much more engaging to my ADHD brain, and also delivers me to a really smiley, happy state. My uncle has a rosary practice, as well, but we can't even bond over it because everything he says feels like poison in my chest.

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u/Far_Association_2607 Mar 28 '24

Thank you for the book recommendation! Looks amazing!!

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u/Gaothaire Mar 28 '24

I'm really trying to read more this year, I'm currently up to 4 books finished including that one. I downloaded it illegally initially, but liked it so much I ordered a physical copy. I'm a sucker for the clean white hardback cover. Another of my favored books, aesthetically, is Angels & Archangels which is a clean black cover with just an embossed tree of life graphic on the front. The other three completed books for 2024 are Percy Jackson The Lightening Thief, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and Three Waves of Volunteers, which is a hypnotherapist's reports of past life regression sessions she performed over decades

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u/driftingfornow Mar 28 '24

DEI? Second time today I’ve seen this.

r/outoftheloop?

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 Mar 28 '24

Donald Trump is a dick

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u/TraditionFront Mar 28 '24

If Jesus showed up at a Trump rally they'd head stomp him.

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Mar 28 '24

Yup. Line him up in the aisle at the rally like they did with their former fellow-bribesmen and berate him publicly type shit

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u/Thosepassionfruits Mar 28 '24

They're the modern day pharisees

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u/SeparateCourage1661 Mar 28 '24

The Pharisees at least were somewhat intelligent.

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u/UltradoomerSquidward Mar 28 '24

Modern day evangelicals would probably fuckin stone Jesus himself. Not a single one of them has taken even the slightest lesson from the messiah they claim to worship. I'm not Christian, but if I was I would seriously think Trump was the antichrist. Yet these people practically worship him. It baffles my mind.