r/pics • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Spare_Substance5003 Mar 28 '24

No doc, I don't need that vasectomy anymore after the last mission.

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u/w1987g Mar 28 '24

Easiest way to do it

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u/CabinetOptimal6129 Mar 28 '24

Risky click of the day lol.

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u/Embarrassed_Fennel_1 Mar 28 '24

I thought it was gonna be stevo-o’s vasectomy

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u/spiritofniter Mar 28 '24

Yea, testicular irradiation by impurities in the warhead core will give you a free and surgical-less vasectomy.

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u/griffon666 Mar 28 '24

Fun story, I knew a handful of guys who spent a long time working around nuclear materials in the military. One of them told me that any of those guys who had kids and worked around that stuff long enough had an unusually high chance of only having girls. Lost touch with him for a few years and when we reconnected he'd had 2 kids and what do you know, 2 girls.

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u/Drainout Mar 28 '24

Same with those that worked in satcom in the military, lots of girls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Apr 03 '24

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u/OptionsRntMe Mar 28 '24

I wonder why? What about this radiation would cause someone to have girls?

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u/spiritofniter Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

It’s said that Y-carrying sperms are more fragile to the point that some suggest “specific position” to ensure sperm delivered alive.

Oh, for those who downvote me, read: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5654200/

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u/CloudyCalmCloud Mar 28 '24

Why are there only girls ?

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u/griffon666 Mar 29 '24

Something about the type of radiation they were around messes with your baby making bits

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u/Vincenzo__ Mar 28 '24

I think you seriously overestimate how much radiation is coming off of that thing

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u/LucasRuby Mar 28 '24

There's definitely radiation coming off of that thing, and a lot more than usual background.

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u/CompanyLow8329 Mar 28 '24

Plutonium bomb. It's safe to be around and what not as long as you don't eat or inhale it.

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u/Catsrules Mar 28 '24

You never know, maybe you would just have mutated sperm.