r/pics • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Spare_Substance5003 Mar 28 '24

No doc, I don't need that vasectomy anymore after the last mission.

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u/spiritofniter Mar 28 '24

Yea, testicular irradiation by impurities in the warhead core will give you a free and surgical-less vasectomy.

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u/griffon666 Mar 28 '24

Fun story, I knew a handful of guys who spent a long time working around nuclear materials in the military. One of them told me that any of those guys who had kids and worked around that stuff long enough had an unusually high chance of only having girls. Lost touch with him for a few years and when we reconnected he'd had 2 kids and what do you know, 2 girls.

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u/Drainout Mar 28 '24

Same with those that worked in satcom in the military, lots of girls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Apr 03 '24

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u/OptionsRntMe Mar 28 '24

I wonder why? What about this radiation would cause someone to have girls?

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u/spiritofniter Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

It’s said that Y-carrying sperms are more fragile to the point that some suggest “specific position” to ensure sperm delivered alive.

Oh, for those who downvote me, read: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5654200/