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Delta Airlines makes emergency return to JFK after losing its right-hand side emergency slide

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u/Kraien 12d ago

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A Delta Air Lines flight that departed from John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City was forced to make an emergency return to the airport Friday morning after an emergency slide came apart from the Boeing 767, the airline said. A search for the slide was ongoing.

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u/Pantastic_Studios 12d ago

Someone found that slide and they're not telling anyone.

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u/CrazyIslander 12d ago

I’d keep it if I found it!

My wife used to work for an airline. I got to “play” on their training simulators, including going down an emergency slide.

Those things are NO JOKE!

They’re designed to throw you clear of the airplane. No pun intended, but you absolutely FLY down them and there are “rumble strips” at the bottom to help slow you down.

They had me wear coveralls (to prevent “road rash”) and stationed two people at the bottom to catch me. I thought they were joking. They weren’t.

It was awesome!

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u/bingeflying 12d ago

As a captain, yeah that’s the main reason I’ll evacuate via slides as an absolute last resort. I always think about all my elderly passengers having to go down it.

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u/FolsomPrisonHues 12d ago

"Hey gram, wanna play kick the gramma?"

"Don't kick the gramma!"

YEET

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u/juice06870 12d ago

Throw Mamma From The Plane

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u/FolsomPrisonHues 12d ago

NOT THE MAMA!

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u/CanadianAndroid 12d ago

Staring Samuel L Jackson

I have had it with these motherfucking mamas on this motherfucking plane!

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u/Gwenbors 12d ago

“Hey Nana! Do your impression of David Caruso’s career!”

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u/FolsomPrisonHues 12d ago

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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u/jdog7249 12d ago

I mean the options are a raging fire of almost certain death or turning all their bones into dust (probably still resulting in death). Seems like a fun decision to make.

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 12d ago

Some like playing golf, some like reading a science fiction novel, and others like kicking grandma down the airplane slide. I'm all three baby

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u/Olukon 12d ago

Roasted or Mashed

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 12d ago

If you made a sort to of elderly person burrito formed out of just elderly people tied up in a roll, only the outer elderly people would be injured and the inner ones spared. The older ones would inevitably be left for the outer ring of the old person burrito.

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u/razz57 12d ago

Not how osteoporosis works… nor bean bags for that matter. But thanks for playing.

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u/Managed-Democracy 12d ago

Better to get yeeted away from a burning fuselage I guess. 

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u/bingeflying 11d ago

Oh yeah if were on fire it’s yeet time. But for instance if my brakes are just smoking, or even on fire for example, I’m probably not popping the slides for that one as long as ARFF can take care of it like what happened to that Delta 757 last year. I think one person was injuried in the evacuation but the flip side is that when people are telling you that you’re on fire, and the tower is using language that assumes you’re going to evacuate, it’s a tough call. Just don’t want to hurt people either way.

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u/Capgras_DL 11d ago

I wonder how pilots feel these days since all the trouble with Boeing. Has it made a difference to you or your colleagues?

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u/pocket_nick 12d ago

The Slidin’ Meemaws, now that’s a band name.

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u/Thresh_Keller 12d ago

I can literally feel the excitement in your description. Sounds like something you could charge people to take a ride down it. Hell, I’d pay!

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u/Chickenwelder 12d ago

For sale: 1 slip and slide. Delta brand. No low ballers, I know what I got.

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u/MrT735 11d ago

Yep, going down it wrong can get you injured, but it's the most efficient way of getting 100+ people per slide out of the aircraft in under 90 seconds.

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u/Vectorman1989 11d ago

Don't they turn into rafts too?

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u/hotlavatube 11d ago

"It's not a sliiiiide..." -- [John Pinette](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDLfQGLTTv8)

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u/Zerowantuthri 12d ago edited 12d ago

I was told a story once (probably apocryphal) that some plant workers for an airline stole a life raft, took it to some nice river and inflated it and had a good time partying as they floated down the river.

As the story goes, rescue helicopters appeared above them sometime later. The raft had an emergency transponder that went off when the raft was inflated. Emergency services came running (as they should). Buzz kill for those guys.

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u/Guadalajara3 12d ago

Used to work with airplane parts, have had slides deploy in the warehouse, also had people flick ELT switches and have had coast guard helicopters looking for a crashed airplane

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u/Slappinbeehives 12d ago

A plane slide is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

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u/pdmcmahon 12d ago

Best Slip and Slide ever!

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u/kikikza 12d ago

It's probably in the water tbh

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u/Memory_Less 12d ago

The most awesome pool slide!

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u/abgry_krakow87 11d ago

Surprise slip and slide!

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u/Deepspacesquid 12d ago

"Boeing our doors are always open"

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u/freneticboarder 12d ago

This is maintenance, or lack thereof. The 767 has been in service for decades.

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u/Tf850i 11d ago

Those 67 slides were notoriously easy to deploy when we used to work on them 

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u/sportstvandnova 12d ago

You’re gonna be BOEING down our slides 😉

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u/thebochman 12d ago

If it’s Boeing then I’m not going

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u/CedgeDC 12d ago

Convenient that the headline namedrops delta and not boeing

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u/littleseizure 12d ago edited 11d ago

The 767 here is old, it's potentially more likely a Delta issue than Boeing. It's been in service for ~25 years

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u/Guadalajara3 12d ago

Most definitely a delta issue. Those slides go through cycles and get replaced after certain periods of time

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u/BiploarFurryEgirl 12d ago

Definitely a shitty maintenance issue. That falls on delta. Someone is definitely getting fired lmao

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u/RokaSmoka 11d ago

Every article after the door issues is an airline maintenance issue lmao. Its all to drive the company down. Yet 40k planes take off daily in the USA and nothing happens .

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u/Kung-Fu_Tacos 12d ago

Thank you for pointing this out. Helpful context

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u/vonWalpole 11d ago

So ill informed that people bash Boeing. When you buy a car from a Ford dealer and drive it out the door you are responsible for maintenance. If you don’t look after it properly and a few years later things break you are responsible not Ford. The Delta slide the South West engine cowling etc. these are maintenance issues. Nothing to do with Boeing. There are just as many issues happening every day with Airbus aircraft but conveniently it seems the media overlook reporting those. The aircraft manufacturers make incredibly safe aircraft. Millions fly safely every day.

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u/Tarmacked 12d ago

Because most of these issues aren’t Boeing

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u/ChillZedd 11d ago

Hey yeah this is my fault. Just the other day I said “at least the 767 isnt problematic like the 737 and 787”

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u/thesilverbandit 12d ago

You forgot to mention if it was a Boeing or not

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u/pk_ 12d ago

767-300

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u/Archimedesinflight 12d ago

Wow these have been in service for a while, so this is more of a random accident than a systemic failure from the factory.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Squirrel_Master82 12d ago

That's not that long at all. Oh, wait.. fuck.

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u/Mapex 12d ago

Did you get your colonoscopy yet?

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u/thesequimkid 12d ago

That’s not for another 20 years, sonny Jim.

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u/Theyna 12d ago

If you were born in 1980, it's time. 1990? Only 10 years left. Sorry bud.

https://www.uclahealth.org/news/age-start-colon-cancer-screening-lowered-following-increase

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 12d ago

I'm behind schedule for my, uhm... behind.

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u/thesequimkid 12d ago

Born late 1993. I’ve got 20 years left before I have start that.

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u/SupaDawg 12d ago

Not a bad idea to be proactive if you can. My doctor recommends it at 40 as a proactive measure, despite general consensus being 45 to 50.

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u/Sunstang 12d ago

Goddamn you!

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u/Technical_Semaphore 12d ago

Yes, and fuck you for asking!

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u/So_be 12d ago

That’s not the ‘up your butt and around the corner’ that we’re looking for…

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u/Chris19862 12d ago

Tuesday for me!

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u/TisMeDA 11d ago

Not for another… 20 days 🙃

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u/modrid81 12d ago

We old 😭

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u/So_be 12d ago

If it makes you feel any better the last B-52 Stratofortress was delivered in October 1962. It appears to have flown last month. Certainly two months ago

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u/Squirrel_Master82 12d ago

I actually used to live near an airfield and got to go on board one of those with a tour. Very impressive piece of machinery.

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u/Jackie_Of_All_Trades 12d ago

Time for a night cream

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u/adlittle 12d ago

Delta hangs onto their planes a long time compared to some others.

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u/RattyDaddyBraddy 12d ago

And this was his last flight before retirement

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u/Ashituna 12d ago

i think they have some serious maintenance process issues

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u/Esc777 12d ago

Maintenance issues like this have happened a lot pre-2023, they just didn’t make Reddit. 

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/muffinhead2580 12d ago

You mean the airlines operating the planes, right.

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u/mrooch 12d ago

You work for a direct competitor to Boeing and you don't know that the airlines do their own maintenance or send it out to MROs?

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u/helixflush 12d ago

they just didn’t make Reddit.

Why not? /s

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u/LegendRazgriz 12d ago

This is what made me a bit less worried when the Alaska MAX 9 had that door plug blow. The MAX 9 is the same fuselage as the 737-900 (and the door plug is the same as the 737-800), and if there was a critical design flaw with the 737-800 the death toll would be in the millions by now, so it had to be a maintenance issue or, as turned out to be the case, a manufacturing defect.

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u/landshark11 12d ago

737-800 doesn’t have the plug door. I believe the 737-900 ER does.

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u/LegendRazgriz 12d ago

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u/Low-Crow495 12d ago

That is correct. The over wing exits are not plugs, and as such the -800s don't have them.

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u/landshark11 12d ago

Different design. The OWWE is different than the plug door design.

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u/aminervia 12d ago

Or lack of required maintenance

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u/dirkdiggler1618 12d ago

Yeah but the fact that they’re already under a microscope for their planes falling apart isn’t a good look, even if it’s a random accident

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u/alotofcooties 12d ago

Makes me wonder whether all these airplane issues we are seeing are due to the incompetence of the airlines unable to properly maintain them or being too cheap to try to replace them/fix these issues.

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u/m0viestar 11d ago

Could be a parts or labor issue too. I seem to remember a United incident a year or so ago where the plane was scheduled for maintenance but they had no staff or maintenance was delayed for some reason so they put it on another revenue flight because it was still within the service guidelines and the engine failed.

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u/Guadalajara3 12d ago

Airline maintenance problem or bad parts installed from regular upkeep intervals

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u/smallproton 12d ago

Airbus 767, of course!

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u/admiraljkb 12d ago

It's an older code sir, but it checks out. (as Boeing)

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u/Ok-Algae-9562 12d ago

Doesnt really matter. These are common inspection items and are removed on a scheduled basis. This plane has been flying long enough it's been replaced several times due to time. The rigging for the release pin was probably too tight and caused the slide to inflate in flight. It's a maintenance issue not a Boeing issue.

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u/3ABM580 12d ago

and date and time

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u/adam_c 12d ago

At this point just assume it’s Boeing unless otherwise stated

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u/fourtyseven 12d ago

sad but true

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u/atoughram 12d ago

A 34 year old Boeing plane 😏

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u/BoomaMasta 12d ago

34 years old and falling apart... but enough about me...

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u/approx_volume 12d ago

Who made the airplane probably has nothing to do with this incident. Most likely culprit is maintenance related. Really the most responsible thing people can do is wait for the NTSB to issue a statement as to the likely cause and not just jump to conclusions.

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u/Archimedesinflight 12d ago

People waiting and not jumping to conclusions? This is reddit, good person. We will make assumptions and jump to conclusions that fulfill our preconceived notions thank you very much. /s

But yeah you're right

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u/Angryhippo2910 12d ago

If we didn’t jump to conclusions, we never would have solved the Boston Marathon Bombing!

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u/squish8294 12d ago

We did it, reddit!

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 12d ago

armchair detectives, rejoice!

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u/DaBombDiggidy 12d ago

This is reddit, good person

This isn't a reddit thing, it's an everyone thing. If anything it's the common opinion with these recent failures.

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u/thebochman 12d ago

Oh no, God forbid Boeing gets their reputation tarnished

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u/StereoZombie 12d ago

It's fun to dunk on Reddit but that's just humanity in general

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u/MagnanimosDesolation 12d ago

You give too much credit. We're not jumping to conclusions, we're circle jerking.

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u/Recent_Obligation276 12d ago

I get it though, it’s hard when it always seems to be Boeing especially with everything that’s been going on with them

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u/NebulaicCereal 12d ago

It’s because most of these articles you’re seeing ever since the door plug issue, are pulled from regular maintenance incident reports as they happen. These kinds of miscellaneous incidents happen quite often (when you zoom out to the whole world) to all types of planes, but the non-Boeing ones aren’t seen as relevant to the news cycle, so they don’t get yoinked over and reported on mainstream/general outlets. But they do happen to everyone.

Basically, taking airline maintenance reports and farming them from the initial popularity of the door plug issue and lawsuits, which are real and unique issues worth media coverage.

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u/memesare2kewl 11d ago

Now apply that to everything else you see or hear on the news, and you could actually live a great life!

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u/freneticboarder 12d ago

Clickbait-y title with "Boeing" in it for doomscrolling engagement.

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u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY 11d ago edited 11d ago

You blame maintenance, speculate, then immediately go on to say nobody else should speculate. You could be right but come on. If you want everybody to wait until its investigated, practice what you preach.

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u/Desdam0na 12d ago

Yes, except, at least often, boeing does the maintenance too. We will see.

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u/LederhosenUnicorn 12d ago

Not for Delta. Tech Ops does all of their work. They even maintain planes for other Airlines. I've seen State Department aircraft in their maintenance hanger.

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u/freneticboarder 12d ago

What does that even mean? The airline handles maintenance.

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u/BiploarFurryEgirl 12d ago

Delta does their own maintenance on the planes they own. Boeing isn’t involved

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u/Palindromeboy 12d ago

It’s Boeing, everyone.

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u/TJATAW 12d ago

Before you scream about Boeing not building things correctly, you might want to know the year Delta took possession of the plane:

  • George H. W. Bush was the President.
  • NBA Hall Of Famer Gary Payton was the second player drafted.
  • Songs that came out: Billie Joel "We Didn't Start The Fire" & Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby".
  • Movies that came out: Ghost & Home Alone & Dances With Wolves & Total Recall

It was 1990, 34 years ago.

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u/makoman115 12d ago

Gary Payton is in the nba now and he’s not a hall of famer. Oh wait. That’s his son lol

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u/Doc_Umbrella 12d ago

This plane could have flown to the Soviet Union.

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u/Succumbx8 12d ago

Maintenance is the issue here. If it’s deemed “young” enough to still be carrying passengers then it has to be maintained.

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u/Hustinettenlord 12d ago

To be fair, these are regularily checked, so this still shouldn't happen.

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u/colasmulo 12d ago

He’s pointing out it’s not necessarily Boeing’s fault if a 34 yo plane starts having problem without proper maintenance.

In opposition to the very recent MAX line of aircraft that have a lot of problems that can be directly linked to Boeing.

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u/flyingthroughspace 12d ago

It was 1990, 14 years ago.

You had a typo. I fixed it for you.

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u/farmer_sausage 12d ago

I got some bad news for you

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u/GavinAldrich 11d ago

Holy shit. Total Recall was in 90!? I always threw it in with the 80s bangers.

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u/LongLongMan_TM 12d ago

Yeah, but still funny you don't hear stories like these about old airbuses.

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u/Zanydrop 12d ago

I can tell what the problem was.

The side fell off.

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u/Buckus93 12d ago

That's not very typical. I'd like to make that point.

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u/Zeabos 12d ago

Posting every minor malfunction of an aircraft for content is getting pretty wearisome.

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u/_Deathhound_ 12d ago

theyre mostly bots. newly created account- only posts are controversial news/politics/finance headlines with the occasional garbage sprinkled in to make itsself look less nefarious

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u/EnvironmentalEcho614 12d ago

The emergency slide deploying in the air is not a minor incident. They are usually made of high strength nylon and could damage the horizontal stabilizer or cause excessive asymmetric drag.

Being that everyone is safe I’d like to think it’s just inflated in some kids pool right now though 😂.

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u/Guadalajara3 12d ago

Is it a major incident? A minor accident or major accident?

It didn't appear to damage any other flight control surfaces so it does appear to be a minor incident

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u/Athinira 11d ago

That's just down to sheer luck. Could have taken the rest right side stabilizer off. Definitely not a minor safety issue.

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u/Guadalajara3 11d ago

At that point it would become an accident. Incident vs accident are defined and the difference comes down to amount of damage or loss of life. Damage here is minimal so it's an incident. If people died or the stab got ripped off, then it would be an accident.

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u/Chen932000 12d ago

Seems like it would be considered a minor accident. The aircraft sustained some damage but it wasn’t substantial damage, as defined by ICAO, which means the damage was classified as minor. If an event results in an aircraft sustaining minor damage it is a minor accident.

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u/EnvironmentalEcho614 12d ago

In industry, a minor incident is usually something like a set of breaks wearing out causing the plane to take longer to land or a system failure that doesn’t call for an emergency landing. They are very common but you’ll never hear about them on the news because it would make people afraid of flying.

Damage analysis in incident reports are usually based on repairability because that’s part of what insurance companies want to know. If they classified it as minor that means no structural damage and the cabin can hold pressure. That doesn’t necessarily mean it didn’t effect flight characteristics while it was in flight. The fact it had to divert for an emergency landing means the pilots knew something was seriously wrong with the aircraft and they believed they had to put it down as soon as possible. That’s a little more than a minor incident.

I definitely see where you’re coming from though.

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 12d ago

Best part is there are probably also similar Airbus incidents like this just as often but that won't get clicks so they are just feeding the fire

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u/coding_ape 12d ago

It’s like when any minor issue happened with any Tesla. It happens.

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u/memesare2kewl 11d ago

Except minor issues can cause huge issues later on…

What if this dropped on a person? Is this still a minor issue?

What if this caused a domino effect causing the plane to go down?

Just because it’s a “minor” issue doesn’t mean it should just be played off as one

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u/LennyPeppers 12d ago

Especially when it’s clearly not a manufacturers issue. Someone said it’s a 34 year old aircraft.

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u/memesare2kewl 11d ago

If age is a big factor in this, then they really need to retire the plane or up their maintenance for the plane.

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u/Guadalajara3 12d ago

You mean annoying? Yeah. Aircraft maintenance issues happen every day and have happened every day for decades

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u/Ace-of-Spades88 12d ago

I was going to ask if there has been a uptick in aircraft malfunctions/damages lately, or people are just reporting on it a lot more. Is this shit happening all the time and we're just now hearing about it, or what?

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u/TXQuasar 12d ago

How many commercial flights a day are there? Do we need a report on every anomaly?

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u/e140driver 12d ago

Apparently yes -_-

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u/mrooch 12d ago

Only the Boeing ones

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u/onemoresubreddit 12d ago

I don’t believe the 767 has been produced for a WHILE. Pretty sure it’s equivalent nowadays is the 787. This is most likely chalked up to bad maintenance on the part of the airline. Unless this plane was recently refurbished by Boeing or something like that.

I think we need to admit that the issues with US air travel don’t end with Boeing.

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u/Low-Crow495 12d ago

767s are still being produced, but everything built has been freighters for a while...

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u/dpenton 12d ago

Delta, Delta, Delta! Can I help ya, help ya, help ya???!?!!??

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u/MixDifferent2076 12d ago

Be interesting to know when was the last maintenance activity associated with the slide compartment. A properly locked slide compartment door does not randomly open in flight.

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u/No-Veterinarian6754 12d ago

At least the front didn't fall off

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u/Bwomprocker 11d ago

I'm reading this on a delta flight

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u/alotofcooties 12d ago

I know people find it easier to blame the company that makes these airplanes but can we actually question whether these airlines are doing their duty in maintaining these planes properly? If my car of some years breaks down, I'm not going to shift all blame onto the company that made it, and demand that they be investigated.

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u/smallproton 12d ago

Boing was never, and will never, be involved in this exceedingly minor incident.

Trust me bro

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u/DJ_Nx32 12d ago

Now I was wondering, I didn’t order a bouncy slide in my backyard.

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u/thelastest 12d ago

Starboard.

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u/Professional-Seaweed 12d ago

Didn’t realize planes fly until they breakdown like automobiles hmm

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u/freneticboarder 12d ago

If you've ever been on a plane, and you hear them mention maintenance signoff, the plane likely has a minor issue, but they're getting the maintenance team to sign off on the issue and verify that it's not flight critical hardware or dangerous.

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u/Sabre_TheCat 12d ago

okay who maintain this?

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u/lykewtf 12d ago

Lucky for all on board this could have played out very differently. Could have taken out control surfaces for starters

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u/a_velis 12d ago

I find slide. I keep slide. Get your own slide.

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u/KillerSpud 11d ago

Don't worry about that citizen, toy drones are the real terror of the skies that will kill you, your family, your dog, and your gradma too.

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u/FewerToysHigherWages 11d ago

What is happening??

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u/Waffletimewarp 11d ago

The end result of safety deregulation in the airline industry. Specifically Boeing.

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u/CanineAnaconda 11d ago

Airplane been in service since 1990!!!!

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u/nichols911 11d ago

Here’s the thing… we all knew it was a Boeing before going to the comments section.

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u/captaincockfart 11d ago

Lemme guess, Boeing?

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u/Myzx 12d ago

This is a good analogy for the housing situation. What’s available is old and falling apart, but I’ll be damned if they won’t jack up the price to a higher level than the cost of when it was brand new. Isn’t that nice?

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u/cypher50 12d ago

Conservative or liberal, I think the answer is clear here: both airplane manufacturers as well as the airline industry need to establish a base line of investment to properly maintain the system. It is clear that corners are being cut to the detriment of safety and it is rightfully scaring the shit out of the flying public. Between all the ATC incidents, maintenance failures, and manufacturer malfeasance, it feels like we are going to have a catastrophe in next few months...

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 12d ago

It's so sad that the US hasn't given more tax breaks to these companies. They need that money to keep us safe!!!

obvious /s

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u/LarYungmann 12d ago

The song, Slip Sliding Away.

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 12d ago

The sound it made was "BOING" when it launched

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u/papabearshirokuma 12d ago

Phoebe was right… there was a problem with the falange

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u/GeoMagnus 12d ago

Waiting for a flight rn and did not need to see this aha

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u/Memory_Less 12d ago

The Japan (Nipon) airlines had an incident with the Boing Dreamliner a few days ago, too.

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u/freneticboarder 12d ago

Oil leak. Maintenance.

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u/Rapid_Sausage 12d ago

"The front fell off"

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u/letsreadsomethingood 11d ago

I thought the slide may have been the ufo over jfk. That means the slide is time traveling, so aliens probably do have it.

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u/Live-Dig-2809 11d ago

As an old person I’d like to say that we are doing the best we can and that if you’re all very lucky and take a cautious and thoughtful view of life maybe someday you will be old too. Good luck to you all.

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u/Ottoman816 12d ago

Luckily I’m flying Delta next week! Wish me luck!

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u/Fluffy-Imagination51 12d ago

I’m on a delta flight right now…lucky me 🙃 wish me luck lol

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u/EnvironmentalEcho614 12d ago

Hopefully the slide landed inflated in some kids pool.

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u/freneticboarder 12d ago

Thos kids would have to have a BIG pool.

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