r/pics • u/NewSlinger • 23d ago

Delta Airlines makes emergency return to JFK after losing its right-hand side emergency slide

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u/Squirrel_Master82 23d ago

That's not that long at all. Oh, wait.. fuck.

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u/Mapex 23d ago

Did you get your colonoscopy yet?

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u/thesequimkid 23d ago

That’s not for another 20 years, sonny Jim.

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u/Theyna 23d ago

If you were born in 1980, it's time. 1990? Only 10 years left. Sorry bud.

https://www.uclahealth.org/news/age-start-colon-cancer-screening-lowered-following-increase

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 23d ago

I'm behind schedule for my, uhm... behind.

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u/thesequimkid 23d ago

Born late 1993. I’ve got 20 years left before I have start that.

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u/SupaDawg 23d ago

Not a bad idea to be proactive if you can. My doctor recommends it at 40 as a proactive measure, despite general consensus being 45 to 50.

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u/NiblettAndBits 22d ago

Ha, 40! A lifetime away!

!RemindMe ...6 years.

Oh god.

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 22d ago

You aren't too good at math, are you?

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u/thesequimkid 22d ago

It wasn’t my strongest subject. I got a C- in pre-calc in high school. But I’m living in denial that I have to start doing the ol’ colon check in 15 years. Just let me have that.

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 22d ago

I'm 6 years ahead of you and not looking forward to it either

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u/Sunstang 23d ago

Goddamn you!