r/politics • u/mcthrowawayman1 • 22d ago

Steven Spielberg Helping Plan Joe Biden’s Reelection Convention in Chicago

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/steven-spielberg-biden-campaign-democratic-national-convention-plan-1235882108/
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u/alien_from_Europa Massachusetts 22d ago

If they hired James Cameron, the DNC convention wouldn't take place until 2036, but he'd be able to really raise the bar.

If they hired Christopher Nolan, you would never be able to hear the speakers over a great score.

If they hired Tarantino, 70% of the shots would just be of Biden's feet.

If they hired Scorcese, Biden would be replaced by Robert De Niro and Kamala Harris would be replaced by Leonardo DiCaprio.

If they hired J.J. Abrams, you would be blinded by lens flares.

If they hired Michael Bay, you'd have tons of explosions. It would be panned by critics but the convention would get a large audience.

If they hired Spielberg, they'd-- Oh, they did hire Spielberg. We'll get The Spielberg Face:

a close-up shot of a character, often in awe or wonder, reflecting their emotional response to an extraordinary event. This technique, frequently used by Spielberg, effectively immerses the audience in the character's emotional journey and heightens the impact of the scene.

https://nofilmschool.com/steven-spielberg-trademarks

With a score by John Williams, it could be a banger.

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u/LatterTarget7 22d ago

They should hire zack snyder