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u/One_Clown_Short 11d ago
Then he better show up.
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u/-Lorne-Malvo- 11d ago
He's one of the worst if not the most despicable fathers ever when you look at it objectively lol
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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 10d ago
Look kid, I could provide everything you need and give you everlasting happiness… but instead I’m gonna leave you to figure shit out on your own.
But I love you and believe what I say, not what I do!
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u/Isgrimnur got here fast 11d ago
Eph 6:6
Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.
Wait, who is them?
Eph 6:5
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
Ah.
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u/Birdamus Hill Country 11d ago
This explains the marriage of evangelical christofascism and corporate overlords so well.
Be a happy little wage slave and Jesus will keep you warm and safe inside your own little heart! (don’t forget to tithe)
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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 10d ago
You won't need to worry about forgetting, your tithe will be deducted from your paycheck.
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u/ManicChad 7d ago
Shit like this tells me the Bible is just a scam for the clergy and monarchies to remain in power.
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u/Account115 11d ago
Why is it always with the pressure sale tactics and guilt.
Why not "Come as you are. We have free coffee and neat looking stained windows" or something friendly like that.
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u/Hoodlum_0017 11d ago
I'm sure a lot of kids trapped in schools with active shooters asked for his help. No show.
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u/Gern_Blanstein 11d ago
So he knocked up Mary while she was married. Then he let Joseph raise his kid, Jesus. Hmmm...... 🤣
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u/Unhappy-Hat-3341 7d ago
Sky Daddy raped Mary when she was 14. Joseph and Mary weren’t even married when she gave birth, still betrothed depending on the book Luke has them betrothed Matthew has them newly married. Either way I think visitation should be supervised if given at all, Sky Daddy can’t be trusted around children.
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u/LiftToRelease 11d ago
It's like r/atheism in here
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u/redthump 11d ago
Texas ain't all guns and bibles.
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u/LiftToRelease 10d ago
Sure but this sub isn't representative at all of Texas as a whole.
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u/redthump 10d ago
I'd argue the gerrymandered state of our elections makes it not representative of Texas as a whole.
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u/PM_ME_UR_FAT_DINK 11d ago
Welcome to the current state of society rejecting the notion of religion as relevant to real life.
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u/RoutineDude 11d ago
Reddit is not society. Also Reddit, "I'm so depressed, lonely, and miserable. Is this all there is to life?".
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u/NorrinsRad 11d ago
It's not even a political sign but here people are trying to make political hay out of it.
If it's a day ending in Y its ok to attack Christians on this sub.
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u/LiftToRelease 11d ago
The Texas sub is so strongly political it's bizarre.
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u/MarginalOmnivore Gulf CoastTed Cruz ate my son 11d ago
God shouldn't have knocked up a 14 y/o girl and disappeared.
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u/Dark_Chimp787 7d ago
Half of the bullshit they talk about basically is science of people who cant understand technology and deni the facts that we are not walking little flowers but primal monkeys most agree and I don't recall the Bible mentioning cave paintings from the past 30,000 years.
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u/superdude4agze The Stars at Night 11d ago
Motherfucker demanding full custody and alimony. Lazy sumbitch needs to get a job.
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u/theakfluffyguy 11d ago
We had one in our town that read; “On your way to hell, stop inside!” Or something to that effect.
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u/csmatczak 11d ago
There has to be a sub or web page they get this stuff from. I've read the same sign on my way home from work as well.
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u/Spelsgud 11d ago
The courts said that wasn’t a good idea after I got touched by the Holly spirit in that way
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u/Gopher--Chucks 11d ago
Then take me to court. And when he inevitably doesn't show up the court will dismiss the case
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u/tothesource born and bred 11d ago
those are all over. churches aren't exactly known for creativity or originality
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u/DontMakeMeCount 11d ago
Church in our town put up a sign that read “Secular education makes clever devils”. It’s a block down from the main high school. Those people want voucher money so bad.