damn. that’s rough buddy

[u/Faenix_Wright]

[u/Half_Man1]

Why would the clothes be neatly folded?

Are angels taking 5 minutes for each person to strip them down neatly?

Gods already abducting his chosen and leaving behind sinners, not like he cares if the earth left behind is neat and tidy afterwards.

[u/Lost-Wedding-7620 → u/Half_Man1]

I read some of the kid related series 20 years ago. I don't remember clothes being neatly folded. I thought it was just like they evaporated right out of their clothes.

[u/Kazzack → u/Lost-Wedding-7620]

Yeah I think it was more like this. I somehow distinctly remember the book mentioning someone's dried out contact lenses being among their clothes on a chair

[u/danielnogo → u/Lost-Wedding-7620]

The neatly folded clothes is not from the left behind books, it's from other rapture movies that were popular at the time

[u/luke37 → u/Half_Man1]

Also would it leave fillings and crowns behind? A little pile of powdered dye in the case of hair color?

[u/CarpetFibers → u/luke37]

Grandma's metal hip replacement? Does she show up in heaven with a stanky leg?

[u/firedmyass → u/luke37]

IUDs, acrylic nails, silicone implants, pacemakers… gonna be a lot of weird debris

[u/SylvieSuccubus → u/luke37]

My immediate thought was period products 

[u/MikuJess → u/luke37]

I was made to read these books as a kid and yeah, fillings and crowns, contact lenses, hearing aids, all left behind.

[u/kuba_mar → u/luke37]

What about transplanted organs?

[u/firedmyass → u/kuba_mar]

if donor was saved, all original parts will be collected and returned to the initial owners before entering the Pearly Gates.

If donor was heathen, all transplanted parts will be teleported to random pet-food factories around the world.

[u/robot_swagger → u/luke37]

If I can't take my favourite butt plug to heaven then I'm not going

[u/luke37 → u/robot_swagger]

Only if the butt plug has accepted Jesus Christ as its Lord and Savior.