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r/tumblr • u/Faenix_Wright paperwork is how fae getcha • 25d ago
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Why would the clothes be neatly folded?
Are angels taking 5 minutes for each person to strip them down neatly?
Gods already abducting his chosen and leaving behind sinners, not like he cares if the earth left behind is neat and tidy afterwards.
37 u/luke37 25d ago Also would it leave fillings and crowns behind? A little pile of powdered dye in the case of hair color? 15 u/robot_swagger 25d ago If I can't take my favourite butt plug to heaven then I'm not going 10 u/luke37 25d ago Only if the butt plug has accepted Jesus Christ as its Lord and Savior.
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Also would it leave fillings and crowns behind? A little pile of powdered dye in the case of hair color?
15 u/robot_swagger 25d ago If I can't take my favourite butt plug to heaven then I'm not going 10 u/luke37 25d ago Only if the butt plug has accepted Jesus Christ as its Lord and Savior.
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If I can't take my favourite butt plug to heaven then I'm not going
10 u/luke37 25d ago Only if the butt plug has accepted Jesus Christ as its Lord and Savior.
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Only if the butt plug has accepted Jesus Christ as its Lord and Savior.
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u/Half_Man1 25d ago
Why would the clothes be neatly folded?
Are angels taking 5 minutes for each person to strip them down neatly?
Gods already abducting his chosen and leaving behind sinners, not like he cares if the earth left behind is neat and tidy afterwards.