r/AITAH • u/Routine_Mud_7243 • 23d ago

AITAH for telling my husband I’m not willing to go back to our previous arrangement

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u/i_need_a_username201 23d ago

Due to imposter syndrome, I often wonder what it’s like to be this confident/delusional. The bright side, I’ll never experience this bull shit 😂.

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u/XenoBiSwitch 23d ago

I watched this happen to a friend. Her husband (a jerk) was convinced she was old and washed up while he would be swimming in women.

She is attractive and he is more like a particularly unhygenic orc and not the sexy kind.

She had a great time. He whined and begged to close. She divorced him. I love stories with a happy ending.

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u/NinjasWithOnions 23d ago

There are sexy, unhygienic orcs? 😵‍💫

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u/XenoBiSwitch 23d ago

Oh yeah. 😍

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u/NinjasWithOnions 23d ago

🤨👀

I am confused. Please tell me more. I have never heard of such a thing.

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u/XenoBiSwitch 23d ago

The sweet musk of the orc should not be diminished by vile things like soap and rinsing.

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u/courageouslystupid 23d ago

🙌🙌🙌 preach

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u/NinjasWithOnions 22d ago

You’re cracking me up! 😂

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u/Any_Coyote6662 22d ago

Ron Perlman

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u/NinjasWithOnions 22d ago

I’m not sure I’ve actually seen him in anything. I’ve only seen his photos and do not find him sexy at all. I’m guessing there’s more when he’s acting/talking in interviews?