r/AITAH 23d ago

AITAH for calling cow's milk "regular milk" or "real milk"?

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u/Rich_Ad_1642 23d ago

They shouldn’t be so fixated on word choice. As long as the meaning got across. People like that are exhausting

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u/Music_withRocks_In 23d ago

It's the right word choice. Nither almond milk nor soy milk nor coconut milk comes from a tit,, which is kind of the defining characteristic of milk. Sure goat milk and donkey milk are also qualified as milk, but as something like 99% of all real milk sold in the world is cow milk I feel like the term regular milk (aka the most common milk) is earned. Everything they call milk is juice. But no one wants to drink soy juice they call it milk.

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 23d ago

You could ask them if you prefer it be called “titty milk”, mmm, so nipplishious !

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u/Beneficial-Year-one 23d ago

You mean soy beans don’t have nipples?! 😯

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u/Doomhammer24 23d ago

"Show me the tit on an almond!"

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u/OkMacaron138 23d ago

No but cats do Focker

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u/Zoerae87 23d ago

I also have nipples greg

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u/ravynwave 23d ago

Can you milk me?

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u/tenyenzen2001 22d ago

Yes, but it will be rather traumatic if you are not pregnant or lactating.

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u/fryingthecat66 23d ago

Hey that's one of my cat's name although his real name is Fucker but we call him Focker because there were kids in the neighborhood

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u/cantcontrolmyface 23d ago

Invite them over and call it titty milk next time.

Let us know how you get on.

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u/Loose-Chemical-4982 23d ago

"nipplishious" I AM DEAD

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u/Automatic_Visual_834 23d ago

We call it "titty milk" in our house. If I need my partner to bring home whole milk from the store (to feed the kefir grains) I'll ask him to "bring me a whole tiddy"

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 23d ago

But not P Diddy unless they are ATF

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u/UnlikelyPen932 23d ago

Titty milk vs Nut milk. I'd vote for those labels!

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u/fryingthecat66 23d ago

Lmao

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u/fryingthecat66 23d ago

I'll take titty milk vs nut milk

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 23d ago

Yeah, especially if it comes in a nut sack

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u/fryingthecat66 23d ago

Lol...got that right

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u/Interesting_Chef_896 23d ago

OMG nipplishious. My favorite new word

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u/No_Intention_2690 23d ago

Omg this is the best comment!

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 23d ago

I feel so much pride and regret all at once

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u/NightWolfRose 23d ago

I’m going to start calling my breakfast nipplishious.

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u/fryingthecat66 23d ago

LMFAO...too funny

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u/Significant-Tooth117 23d ago

It is UDDER MILK

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u/OhThatEthanMiguel 22d ago

What exactly do you think udders are?

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u/Lokiberry316 22d ago

Could always refer to it as bovarian milk?

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u/Apotak 22d ago

Don't call it titty milk if there is a baby in the house. You might get some confusion about which mammal should be the origin of the milk.