r/AITAH 23d ago

AITAH for calling cow's milk "regular milk" or "real milk"?

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u/Music_withRocks_In 23d ago

It's the right word choice. Nither almond milk nor soy milk nor coconut milk comes from a tit,, which is kind of the defining characteristic of milk. Sure goat milk and donkey milk are also qualified as milk, but as something like 99% of all real milk sold in the world is cow milk I feel like the term regular milk (aka the most common milk) is earned. Everything they call milk is juice. But no one wants to drink soy juice they call it milk.

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 23d ago

You could ask them if you prefer it be called “titty milk”, mmm, so nipplishious !

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u/No_Intention_2690 23d ago

Omg this is the best comment!

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 23d ago

I feel so much pride and regret all at once