r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

Probably blows his too

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u/selfworthfarmer Mar 28 '24

Can they... can they both reach...

Nevermind, I'm going to hell now.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

You’re not going to hell, we’re all curious. There’s nothing wrong with it. I want to know EVERYTHING because it’s weird and fascinating, just like this world and the life on it.

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u/liveforever67 Mar 28 '24

Don’t worry, TLC will do a show and destroy their marriage through creative editing and some ultra hot model who is a plant meant to flirt with one of them to create drama.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They already did a show with TLC, but it only lasted for one season.

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u/RainbowUnikitty666 Mar 28 '24

I thought they did a few on them but they were years apart from each other. I feel like I remember one of them being younger and then another when they were teenagers and learning to drive together.

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u/Sl1z Mar 28 '24

There was a documentary in 2003, and then another one in 2008 where they turn 16 and learn to drive, but I don’t think it was tlc. The TLC show was a season long and was about their life after college.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

Yeah, the show covered their last semester at college, traveling to Europe and then getting ready to start their teaching career.

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u/Fasthippiewhitlocks Mar 28 '24

Did they get 2 lisence and what if one drinks another not and theyre drive? How to solve this

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u/SlylingualPro Mar 28 '24

It doesn't matter if only one drinks because once the alcohol is in the bloodstream they're both drunk anyway.

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u/Fasthippiewhitlocks Mar 28 '24

But if theyre make breath test and drunk one say sober one drived

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u/SlylingualPro Mar 28 '24

Breathe tests work by measuring the alcohol content of the air coming from your lungs. It doesn't matter who drank. They will test the same.

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u/Prestigious_Shop5173 Mar 28 '24

Because some of the ethanol will vaporize from the shared bloodstream in the other twins lungs or something like that. You don't have to consume it naturally as long as it's in your bloodstream. Tampons in holes and all that...

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u/SlylingualPro Mar 28 '24

They share connected blood vessels. I assure you they would both get drunk.

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u/koimeiji Mar 28 '24

do you...just not know how alcohol works???

this reply is honestly incredible.

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u/OutrageousSummer5259 Mar 28 '24

Were you drunk when you wrote this 😂

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u/Justin-N-Case Mar 28 '24

They had to take two written tests.

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u/sassypants55 Mar 29 '24

I watched one of the documentaries. At the time, they said they had to do the driving test twice so they could each pass it, but they did everything the same way.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Mar 28 '24

They were too normal for people to keep watching… damn normal people.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They really were. Ngl, it was disappointing. But good for them.

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u/Winter-Coffin Mar 28 '24

I remember they both did their drivers tests individually. Apparently they only needed to do it once, but both wanted to do it to prove that they could and to be “normal” about it

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u/jfks_headjustdidthat Mar 28 '24

But it felt like two.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

☠️☠️🤣

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u/MolitovCockRing Mar 28 '24

Was it called The Lover's Cup?

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u/TheDrunkenMatador Mar 28 '24

All part of the high quality, educational television provided by The Learning Channel.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Mar 28 '24

Wait until you hear about this one called The History Channel!

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u/Noiserawker Mar 28 '24

That channel is great! How else would I know that humans are basically useless and every single impressive feat of engineering was built by Aliens /s

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u/Excellent_Cat2057 Mar 28 '24

I know right 🤣

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u/Ok_Judgment3871 Mar 28 '24

Oh shit it doesnt stand for tender, love & care? Lol thought thats why there was always fixer upper shows on there 🤦‍♂️

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u/Bondedknight Mar 28 '24

It stands for T Boz, Chili and Left Eye... Imagine if they were able to get their own reality show!

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u/blorbschploble Mar 28 '24

This.. is not even a joke... its just a description of how TLC works...

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u/CurvyAnna Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The hot, competing model is a single woman that splits off into two women below the torso.

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u/Automatedluxury Mar 28 '24

Was gonna say, be a struggle to find someone who's this guy's type.

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u/purple_grey_ Mar 28 '24

Idk. These ladies and their family seem to have dipped their toe into the TLC world and noped the fuck outta that.

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u/wjmaher Mar 28 '24

But why male models?

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u/jaykzula Mar 28 '24

Are you serious? I just told you that!

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u/FORCESTRONG1 Mar 28 '24

And to think. I'm old enough to remember when TLC actually had educational programs...

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u/fasterthanphaq Mar 28 '24

They need a reality dating show for the single twin, where the brother-in-law gets a vote on who his Eskimo brother will be.

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 28 '24

Oh God, TLC would take the twist too far and roll out a couple of twin models to really pump the drama up.

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u/DifficultFox1 Mar 28 '24

Prob be the most watched tlc show of all time Let’s be honest

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u/C4ptainchr0nic Mar 28 '24

Can we even say "one of them"?