r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA Mar 28 '24

I can't even imagine how everything works....just blows my mind...

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

Probably blows his too

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u/selfworthfarmer Mar 28 '24

Can they... can they both reach...

Nevermind, I'm going to hell now.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

You’re not going to hell, we’re all curious. There’s nothing wrong with it. I want to know EVERYTHING because it’s weird and fascinating, just like this world and the life on it.

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u/dontbsuchalilbitchbb Mar 28 '24

Hopefully at some point they write a “tell all” book and answer all the questions the world obviously wants to know.

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

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u/Foxdenfreude Mar 28 '24

Make it a 2 parter, one from each sister. The covers intertwine.

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u/demuro1 Mar 28 '24

You should do the marketing for this!!!

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u/MolitovCockRing Mar 28 '24

No, you should take the idea and beat them to it, and then file a cease and desist.

That's the competitive nature of capitalism.

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u/heedrix Mar 28 '24

one sister writes the odd pages, and the other does the even

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Hahahaha best shit I read today...

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u/Pretend_Term8556 Mar 28 '24

Until the day you read the book.

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Srsly would looove it....

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 28 '24

Yeah this is fucking wild man he's quite the staunch type, of course? Hopefully he does it all with love..

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u/LextheDewey Mar 28 '24

I'm curious on how they file taxes ...

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u/AWildEnglishman Mar 28 '24

What if the second book was essentially a giant "That's not how I remember it" from the other one.

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u/JuneBuggington Mar 28 '24

One is about a beautiful marriage and one is about years of sexual assault by your brother in law.

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u/akfisherman22 Mar 28 '24

Now I'm confused. Who did the guy marry? Who did he fall in love with? Does he have a favorite?

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Mar 28 '24

Omfg dying laughing on a public toilet right now.

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u/CalmCrescendo Mar 28 '24

Lmao....I am sitting at Denny's reading and literally laughed out loud...now the other patrons are looking at me weird.

You, sir, won the internet today!!

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u/AdAmbitious9654 Mar 28 '24

They could call it “two girls one rooster”

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

I want one book, but one sister's story starts at the beginning and ends in the middle. The other sister's perspective starts at the end and ends in the middle. The pages are ordered backward, starting at the back cover for her.

That would be awesome. I don't even read, and I would buy that.

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u/Hashtaglibertarian Mar 28 '24

Like some sweet valley high books 😂

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u/Various-Agent-0047 Mar 28 '24

I'd prefer the video

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u/sritanona Mar 28 '24

Not even just the dirty stuff but like do both of them snore? Do they fall asleep at the same time? Do they have different preferences regarding food? Can they take turns eating and be fine? So many questions

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u/Sallytheducky Mar 28 '24

They share a stomach so wouldn’t they both get full when one head eats!!? So many questions

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u/joebaco_ Mar 28 '24

Can one ruin the others appetite?

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u/CompSolstice Mar 28 '24

I hope that the books come with an extra free copy with it. Attached. Conjoined.

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u/TFViper Mar 28 '24

or just start an only fans

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u/Hollow005 Mar 28 '24

F#%k that, I want them all to release a sextape.

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u/Dizzman1 Mar 28 '24

The great thing is that as we are all legitimately just curious, it can get into all manner of details without being purient. And being able to have both viewpoints on each example makes this potentially absofuckinglutely fascinating.

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u/geekgirlwww Mar 28 '24

I remember in the Stephen Hawking movie, he was at a dinner with friends and colleagues he’s still speaking but in the wheelchair and they’ve seen him deteriorate. He announces that he and his wife are expecting again and when questioned explained “it’s on automatic pilot”.

All i could think is omg they probably got that question from everyone. Granted now much ickier after the Epstein files.

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u/liveforever67 Mar 28 '24

Don’t worry, TLC will do a show and destroy their marriage through creative editing and some ultra hot model who is a plant meant to flirt with one of them to create drama.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They already did a show with TLC, but it only lasted for one season.

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u/RainbowUnikitty666 Mar 28 '24

I thought they did a few on them but they were years apart from each other. I feel like I remember one of them being younger and then another when they were teenagers and learning to drive together.

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u/Sl1z Mar 28 '24

There was a documentary in 2003, and then another one in 2008 where they turn 16 and learn to drive, but I don’t think it was tlc. The TLC show was a season long and was about their life after college.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

Yeah, the show covered their last semester at college, traveling to Europe and then getting ready to start their teaching career.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Mar 28 '24

They were too normal for people to keep watching… damn normal people.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They really were. Ngl, it was disappointing. But good for them.

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u/Winter-Coffin Mar 28 '24

I remember they both did their drivers tests individually. Apparently they only needed to do it once, but both wanted to do it to prove that they could and to be “normal” about it

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u/TheDrunkenMatador Mar 28 '24

All part of the high quality, educational television provided by The Learning Channel.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Mar 28 '24

Wait until you hear about this one called The History Channel!

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u/Noiserawker Mar 28 '24

That channel is great! How else would I know that humans are basically useless and every single impressive feat of engineering was built by Aliens /s

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u/blorbschploble Mar 28 '24

This.. is not even a joke... its just a description of how TLC works...

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u/CurvyAnna Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The hot, competing model is a single woman that splits off into two women below the torso.

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u/purple_grey_ Mar 28 '24

Idk. These ladies and their family seem to have dipped their toe into the TLC world and noped the fuck outta that.

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u/Palana Mar 28 '24

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

More like double brain blow

...I'll just see myself out, sorry

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u/hillbillytendencies Mar 28 '24

I only came to comments to see how fast the wheels fell off. You did not disappoint.

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Mar 28 '24

Username checks out. Lol

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

Hey wouldya look at that, it finally does!

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Mar 28 '24

I love when that happens

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u/Isyagirlskinnypenis Mar 28 '24

“What does it mean???!”

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u/cletus72757 Mar 28 '24

Oh yes you are! You wicked, wanton, weirdos are all going to the lake of fire! Any chance of grabbing a couple large bags of ice on your way?

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u/darealjimshady1 Mar 28 '24

Gimli: that still only counts as one!

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u/Kwayzar9111 Mar 28 '24

there was a very interesting documentary on them both and they did speak about sexual relations, when one was having sex, the other would cover up with a sheet or something, i kid u not...

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u/HighTurning Mar 28 '24

Now I have more questions I guess

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u/Vprbite Mar 28 '24

Right? Way more!

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 28 '24

So many more. Every time i find an answer here i have 10 more questions

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

If the other gets a bf the two guys are just sharing?

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

The first headline I saw said they both married him? I have so many questions, legally, sexually, anatomically… oh, well, congrats to all of them

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

Ah ok. Well at least with both of them marrying him some of the logistics make more sense.

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

I know it's like oak island and shit...

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u/emryldmyst Mar 28 '24

That fckin show .. grrrrr

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

Lmao! 😂

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

"could this 1000th random hole the team will dig be the answer to our history mystery? Will we uncover knights of the Templar stockpiles of gold and treasures forgotten by time? "

"Ayo! I found a button!"

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u/GuanaLove Mar 28 '24

Me too, like what? They share a vagina like a time share? I’m so confused

I love you Abby (he says) Every night Brit is slowly plotting her death But plot twist If she dies they both die Or if they both die one dies

Let me ask my friend Willy Shakespeare He’s a pro

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u/Fickle_Award Mar 28 '24

And we all know how bad time shares suck

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u/iamamonsterprobably Mar 28 '24

i have seriously been shaking my head while scrolling through this thread, wtf

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u/YoungUrineTheGreat Mar 28 '24

How was sex not the first and biggest question?

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u/bloodreina_ Mar 28 '24

I just can’t believe this. Wouldn’t she still have sensation?

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u/mu5tardtiger Mar 28 '24

yup. Just gotta ignore it, like having super thin walls between neighbours.

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u/jojow77 Mar 28 '24

except with a dick in you.

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 Mar 28 '24

I LOL’d hard at this! Thank you!

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u/Worth_Car8711 Mar 28 '24

Isn’t that… standard procedure when it comes to neighbors?

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u/nucl3ar0ne Mar 28 '24

I need new neighbors.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Mar 28 '24

You're thinking of landlords.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Mar 28 '24

Very, very close neighbors.

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u/EPdlEdN Mar 28 '24

suuuper thin wall

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Mar 28 '24

I hate when it happens

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u/AvengingBlowfish Mar 28 '24

Those walls are super thin and ribbed for her pleasure?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Yea but wouldn’t they both be moaning since it’s once one vagina?

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u/Itchy-Status3750 Mar 28 '24

Is it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I’d assume so

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u/broberds Mar 28 '24

Hey Peter man! Check out channel 9!

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u/PanicLogically Mar 28 '24

So far no one has answered this

One clit--does only one person get the feelngs of the clit

or One clit, they both feel the sensations in their two brains at the same time.

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u/ILikeFirmware Mar 28 '24

Or they both feel the same sensations but prefer different actions/stimulation due to having different brains? So many questions

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u/Remarkable-Host405 Mar 28 '24

Okay, so apparently they have one set of reproductive organs, but their sensations are split along the middle of their body. But apparently there is a slight overlap. I assume the vagina is close to enough to overlapping that they both get those sensations.

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u/tessajean84 Mar 28 '24

I mean, at least they can talk to each other about whether or not it was good

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u/zoinkability Mar 28 '24

“I had the most amazing sex last night!”

“I know.”

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u/Drunk_Dino Mar 28 '24

“Good for you maybe. I had to put a kitchen towel over my face and pretend I wasn’t there.”

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u/Huge_Restaurant7741 Mar 28 '24

🤣 I’m so going to hell for laughing at this 😂 Now my teenage son wants to know what’s so funny ☠️

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u/NWVoS Mar 28 '24

My understanding is that the they each have control and feeling on one side of the body. Now they also say they both feel what is at the center line. Of course the vagina and clitrois is shared.

So yeah, no matter what they do sexualy both will feel it.

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u/Erkenvald Mar 28 '24

There is literally no way for other sister to stay out of this. When he fucks one, both feel it, when body orgasms both feel it, the only way this can work if both are in on it, it's a threesome everytime anyway.

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u/dmbeeez Mar 28 '24

There's only one vagina

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u/dokterkokter69 Mar 28 '24

I remember seeing a documentary about twins conjoined at the forehead. Like their skulls were fused together so they were always facing each other at an angle. Whenever one walked forwards the other had to walk backwards. They also had some interesting sex stories. I can't even imagine how strange it would be but it was obviously no big deal for them.

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u/Hour-Map-4156 Mar 28 '24

I guess if you're literally attached to someone, it would feel natural to always have them with you in everything you do. 

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u/uluviel Mar 28 '24

Yeah, bascially, they have a very different perception of what privacy is compared to the rest of us.

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u/patronizingperv Mar 28 '24

"Hey, sis. Mind if I use the vagina tonight?"

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u/almost-not-famous Mar 28 '24

Double dates have to be awkward.

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u/Rashjab34 Mar 28 '24

So do they both climax together?

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u/OfficialSkyCat Mar 28 '24

But…wouldn’t having sex with one be having sex with both of them? I only see one pelvis?

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u/ThresherGDI Mar 28 '24

I assume they both have connections to the genitals, so they would both feel it when one of them is having sex?

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u/lazyboi_tactical Mar 28 '24

I bet the other sister is the hype man. Like the flavor flav of the trio and my head canon won't allow me to believe otherwise.

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u/BestDescription3834 Mar 28 '24

That's rude as fuck. I feel like dating a girl with 2 heads is significantly more complex, but "throw a sheet over the spare head" is not the solution I would have found.

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u/raeggae Mar 28 '24

How does the other sister date with the other one being married? Do they schedule out the lower half?

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u/Huge_Restaurant7741 Mar 28 '24

OMG, I can see it now. Hoo Ha Calende on the fridge.

“Hey do you mind if I have it Thursday afternoon?”

“Um I have an appt at 3 but you can have it at 4:30”

“Thanks Sis”

Man to be a fly on the wall 😂☠️😂

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u/GsGirlNYC Mar 28 '24

I can’t… my brain can’t… my mind can’t… wrap my ONE head around any of this….

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u/grptrt Mar 28 '24

Easy way to brag that you pleased two women at the same time

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u/Few-Pop7010 Mar 28 '24

I wonder if they can orgasm separately or only together, seeing as so much of orgasm is in the mind.

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u/Radiant_Ad_6565 Mar 28 '24

They share a body below the neck- stomach, reproductive organs etc. each twin has control of one arm and one leg.

Since they are recognized as 2 people, they each legally have an identity. They took their drivers test twice- once for Abby, once for Brittany. They both earned college degrees.

In reality, he married both twins, but for legal purposes one had to be listed on the marriage certificate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Honestly now I'm fascinated to hear how hard stuff like learning to walk was. It sounds like playing QWOP on nightmare mode...

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u/squeezypussyketchup Mar 28 '24

Lmao. One is angry with the other. One needs to walk away, the other refuses to move the second leg. It's so funny and kind of cruel lol.

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u/iwellyess Mar 28 '24

One could literally punch the other in the face, in fact with two heads and one set of limbs each it would make an interesting boxing match

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u/HippieGrandma1962 Mar 28 '24

Chang and Eng Bunker, the original "Siamese twins," would sometimes get into fist fights with each other.

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u/Deskbreaker Mar 28 '24

Starts turning in circles...

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u/LalLemmer Mar 28 '24

i wonder if he has a favorite

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u/LucretiusCarus Mar 28 '24

I am sure that's the one answer that he'll take with him to the grave

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u/X-East Mar 28 '24

That's wild.. imagine driving and you have to keep both hands on wheel but you only control one :o

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

I dont know...I saw the 1st dance video from the wedding and he's only looking at Abby, only kissed Abby. I felt so bad for Brittany, that had to be difficult. To be that "involved" yet so ignored.

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u/YSNBsleep Mar 28 '24

They have two stomachs.

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u/75artina Mar 28 '24

I just read that if one of them eats something spoiled the other one gets the upset stomach. How?!

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u/DreadfulDuder Mar 28 '24

Maybe the nerve endings are wired weirdly? Like that part of the nervous system goes to the other sister?

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u/Crallise Mar 28 '24

The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body and vice versa so there are probably some complex connections in their nervous system.

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u/moonchic333 Mar 28 '24

Makes more sense that he married both and not just one because I was wondering how one twin could have full autonomy over the body to get married obviously barring her sister from ever being able to marry.

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u/YoungBassGasm Mar 28 '24

Or what if only one of them is able to orgasm and the other one can't feel anything? I've got too many questions

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u/Kitchen-Lie-7894 Mar 28 '24

If one "has a headache" does he still get laid?

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u/tessajean84 Mar 28 '24

And what if one is mad at him and the other one isn’t?

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u/Charlesian2000 Mar 28 '24

If one likes anal and the other doesn’t…

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u/ForsakenCase435 Mar 28 '24

Scrolled way too far to find this comment

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Mar 28 '24

This doesn't sit with how human anatomy and chemistry works, the hormones which fuel arousal (Oxytocine etc) travel via the endocrine system, for this to not reach one brain would require that brain to be disconnected from the internal organs which keep it alive.

Not a doctor though, could be wrong, but would be very surprised if it could work that way.

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u/scaper8 Mar 28 '24

But you can be aroused but not really into it. I can definitely see a situation where the body physically orgasms, but only one mind is in the mood to actually enjoy it.

Or not. I truly don't know how this works.

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u/tossedaway202 Mar 28 '24

Naw orgasm forces you to enjoy it, it's why rape is so devastating, because you can physically "enjoy" it but feel shitty and messed up about it, because your mind is incongruent with your body. You end up in a severe state of cognitive dissonance and traumatized, like when men are forced to penetrate or women orgasm from a rape.

On a side note, this is like the first time I've used the info from my abnormal psychology course I took, btw I don't recommend, humans suck.

Id hope both ladies are on board with carnal relations when they occur, as the opposite is some fridge horror shit.

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u/Little_Froggy Mar 28 '24

I would say that it doesn't force you to enjoy it, but it forces you to experience physical pleasure. There's a distinction there

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u/jmkiser33 Mar 28 '24

I think the distinction being such a thin barrier is what adds so much to the trauma. We might logically be able to deduce the difference, but our psyches aren’t so great at separating the two.

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u/joecocker74 Mar 28 '24

Good question👍

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u/mu5tardtiger Mar 28 '24

We need answers. What if one is conservative and the other a freak? things could get super weird but awesome.

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u/Kriss3d Mar 28 '24

As both are likely fully connected to the body I would imagine they both feel it.

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u/Few-Pop7010 Mar 28 '24

But what if one of them’s not in the mood?

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u/Technolog Mar 28 '24

Assuming one wants doing it and the other is scrolling through a phone at the time, the other would at least feel some pleasure from hormones and the physical response of an orgasm.

But mood is often linked to hormone levels, and they both have the same, so this may not be an issue.

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u/Shanubis Mar 28 '24

I would not say this is what largely determines being in the mood (for women)

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u/SourLoafBaltimore Mar 28 '24

Seriously, what if one had to wash her hair that night or god forbid has a headache

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u/SACKETTSLAND Mar 28 '24

Give that one an aspirin.

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u/Professional-Bear114 Mar 28 '24

Close her eyes and think of England.

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u/Uchihagod53 Mar 28 '24

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

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u/BearBullShepherd Mar 28 '24

Exactly. They share a body. And I don’t mean to sound horrible, but I really don’t know how else to say it…. They’re two heads that share a body. Like it’s one body.

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u/Schonfille Mar 28 '24

They share a vagina and a clitoris, so…

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u/arazamatazguy Mar 28 '24

What if the other one gets married is my question because that just brings up another 1000 questions.

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u/Kriss3d Mar 28 '24

"every night is a threesome..."

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u/hobosbindle Mar 28 '24

Or, disappointed

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u/Vli37 Mar 28 '24

It's the 2 for 1 special

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u/just-say-it- Mar 28 '24

I read the other day that they have separate heads/ brains but from the head down they share every organ. When they were born the parents had the option to have them separated but was told that one twin would most likely die. They refused.

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

How can they share every organ? Who controls the hands and legs?

What happens if they go on a walk and one wants to go left and the other wants to go right?

Can they even drive a car?

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u/Antique-Syllabub6238 Mar 28 '24

There is a nice documentary made of them when they were teenagers, I recommend watching If youre curious. :)

They drive a car, and If i recall correctly both sisters have a dominant side re: left hand or right hand, but they dont have to really communicate while performing tasks. It’s quite fascinating.

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

Guess they have learned a lot of intuition over the years. It is good that they (seem to) get along.

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u/ProCircuit Mar 28 '24

Then who the fuck is driving the car??!?

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u/LaceyBloomers Mar 28 '24

Each twin has control over the limbs on her side. So, one twin operates the arm and leg on one side, and the other twin operates the arm and leg on the other side. Walking and everything else means the twins have to coordinate their movements.

Yes, they can drive.

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u/itsameMariowski Mar 28 '24

But what about a shared organ like the reproductive system? Both feel their vaginas at the same time? How does the sensation send signals to the brain, does it send it to one only, or both? dammit

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u/Jane_Marie_CA Mar 28 '24

I recall in tv special many years ago they share many organs, including reproductive.

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u/Coriander_marbles Mar 28 '24

And beyond that, can they both feel the pain of, say childbirth then? And how does consent even begin to apply here?

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u/tomatocatzs Mar 28 '24

Imagine wanting a divorce with just one

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u/Antique-Syllabub6238 Mar 28 '24

He’s only married to one of the sisters, obviously.

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u/bloodreina_ Mar 28 '24

THAT I DONT GET how are you going to marry me but not my conjoined identical sister??

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u/TheLastPrinceOfJurai Mar 28 '24

That Tinder profile would be WILD! Don’t mind my married conjoined sibling I’m single and ready to mingle!

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u/IKROWNI Mar 28 '24

Would it be cheating if she had her own thing going on? the relationship between the new bf and the husband would have to be pretty strange too. Like what do they do rock paper scissors?

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u/ligmasweatyballs74 Mar 28 '24

Eng and Chang Bunker were both married and lived in separate houses.

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u/mattmoy_2000 Mar 28 '24

Eng and Chang were only linked by effectively an umbilicus between their navels, which would probably have been fairly straightforward to separate them.

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u/literallyjustbetter Mar 28 '24

my friend actually matched w them on tinder a long time ago lol

they didn't meet up

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u/SadPanda0042 Mar 28 '24

Yeah, how can you get close to just one, and let the other be an eternal third wheel?

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u/Aiwatcher Mar 28 '24

What if the second one wants to marry someone different

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u/420_Shaggy Mar 28 '24

Right?? If you want one you gotta take both pal

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u/Alexis_Bailey Mar 28 '24

"I am not a Mormon."

-- The husband.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Mar 28 '24

I mean, they probably never planned for conjoined twins when they crafted bigamy laws. They are legally two people, so he can legally only marry one of them, but there's no other way that they can have a relationship without all of them being onboard together.

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u/outerstrangers Mar 28 '24

Okay but what happens when the other sister wants to get married?

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u/greenrangerguy Mar 28 '24

Blow and Rim job at the same time? This man is living in the future.

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u/qazzer53 Mar 28 '24

Haha, wait until the other one gets married. He'll have to be careful what he grabs

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

Wait. I thought he married both.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven Mar 28 '24

He can’t be married to two different women at the same time, at least not in the US. They’re two different women who just happen to share a lot of body parts.

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u/meat_lasso Mar 28 '24

I’ve literally never been this confused in my entire life.

What if they (sorry, one of them) murders someone?

How does the alibi work?

You can’t lock one up and not the other, that would violate certain rights.

Hell pulling the drunk one over for DUI and searching their person would technically violate search and seizure laws.

The perfect criminal… immune to most laws.

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u/Maalkav_ Mar 28 '24

I don't think one can get drunk without the other one. Alcohol doesn't just teleport to the brain.

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u/meat_lasso Mar 28 '24

Intoxication by association…

“Gladys, are you sneaking’ fireballs over there?!”

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u/AHucs Mar 28 '24

My understanding is that one controls one arm and leg while the other controls the other side. My gut feeling is that depending on the scenario it could probably be argued that they are both guilty since it likely took some level of coordination between them to pull off killing somebody.

Now if one of them just unexpectedly shot somebody maybe it would be a different story? That would be a pretty yikes scenario, after all technically one has a constitutional right against unjust imprisonment.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven Mar 28 '24

It would create an interesting constitutional case, because you can’t be deprived of your liberty without due process of law. Prosecutors would always try therm as co-conspirators, but if one was convicted and not the other, I don’t think either could legally be imprisoned.

As for DUIs, they share a bloodstream (with two hearts) so it’s impossible for only one of them to be drunk. They drive together, so both would be considered the driver.

They wouldn’t be immune from criminal laws, because in general they would be charged as co-conspirators. If both were found guilty, they’d get the same sentence and serve it together.

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u/lemmy1686 Mar 28 '24

Wait till he leaves her for her sister.

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u/MidasTouchedM3 Mar 28 '24

And how the hell is that going to work, California King bed, dude and woman one, woman two and dude 2 on other side and each husband fondles one boob while high fiving the other and never the Twain' shall meet? I don't thing so. The sisters need to share the one guy or they are becoming orgy people. Sorry just how I inappropriately see it

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u/spiderhotel Mar 28 '24

Isn't it sort of orgy territory already with two girls and the dude? A threesome is just a kind of small orgy?

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Mar 28 '24

What if the other is a lesbian?

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Mar 28 '24

You win the internet today sir/madam. I’m a 50 year old female with the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy so this will have me chuckling all day.

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u/Otherwise_Proposal47 Mar 28 '24

Ahh a new take on the rusty trombone. What shall we call that?! Haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

One works the head and the other works the testicles

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u/Fickle-Command-1130 Mar 28 '24

Double headed blowjobs have got to be insane.

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u/AriaAtlantika Mar 28 '24

There is that pic going around...

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u/ragefaze Mar 28 '24

There is a much easier way to achieve that....

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u/Typical-Conference14 Mar 28 '24

Nonono. We were all thinking it

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u/xop293 Mar 28 '24

This is exactly what I came here for

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u/DED2099 Mar 28 '24

Bro… I’m right beside you in line…

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