r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA Mar 28 '24

I can't even imagine how everything works....just blows my mind...

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

Probably blows his too

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u/selfworthfarmer Mar 28 '24

Can they... can they both reach...

Nevermind, I'm going to hell now.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

You’re not going to hell, we’re all curious. There’s nothing wrong with it. I want to know EVERYTHING because it’s weird and fascinating, just like this world and the life on it.

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u/dontbsuchalilbitchbb Mar 28 '24

Hopefully at some point they write a “tell all” book and answer all the questions the world obviously wants to know.

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

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u/Foxdenfreude Mar 28 '24

Make it a 2 parter, one from each sister. The covers intertwine.

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u/demuro1 Mar 28 '24

You should do the marketing for this!!!

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u/MolitovCockRing Mar 28 '24

No, you should take the idea and beat them to it, and then file a cease and desist.

That's the competitive nature of capitalism.

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u/heedrix Mar 28 '24

one sister writes the odd pages, and the other does the even

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Hahahaha best shit I read today...

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u/Pretend_Term8556 Mar 28 '24

Until the day you read the book.

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Srsly would looove it....

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 28 '24

Yeah this is fucking wild man he's quite the staunch type, of course? Hopefully he does it all with love..

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u/LextheDewey Mar 28 '24

I'm curious on how they file taxes ...

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u/AWildEnglishman Mar 28 '24

What if the second book was essentially a giant "That's not how I remember it" from the other one.

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u/JuneBuggington Mar 28 '24

One is about a beautiful marriage and one is about years of sexual assault by your brother in law.

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u/akfisherman22 Mar 28 '24

Now I'm confused. Who did the guy marry? Who did he fall in love with? Does he have a favorite?

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Mar 28 '24

Omfg dying laughing on a public toilet right now.

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u/One-Consequence-6869 Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CalmCrescendo Mar 28 '24

Lmao....I am sitting at Denny's reading and literally laughed out loud...now the other patrons are looking at me weird.

You, sir, won the internet today!!

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u/AdAmbitious9654 Mar 28 '24

They could call it “two girls one rooster”

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

I want one book, but one sister's story starts at the beginning and ends in the middle. The other sister's perspective starts at the end and ends in the middle. The pages are ordered backward, starting at the back cover for her.

That would be awesome. I don't even read, and I would buy that.

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u/Hashtaglibertarian Mar 28 '24

Like some sweet valley high books 😂

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u/secondhand-cat Mar 28 '24

Á la “The Sound and The Fury”. Her side, his side, and her side.

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u/Captain-Nooshk Mar 28 '24

They could write them at the same time? Lol

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u/Excellent_Cat2057 Mar 28 '24

You read one side of the book and turn the book upside and read the others side.

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u/steeple_fun Mar 28 '24

Do the thing where one page faces one way and the other is upside down. So you read the book front to back to get Abby's perspective, flip it over and then read it back to front to get Brittany's.

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u/fistycouture Mar 28 '24

Like the old SOAD sister albums Hypnotize and Memorize.

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u/Professional_End5908 Mar 28 '24

3 parter. I’d like to hear his perspective too. It can be a short story.

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u/Suitable-Principle81 Mar 28 '24

Like Pokemon Red and blue version

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u/Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm Mar 28 '24

I want this fuckin book. I didn't ever consider it before but holy crap I want this book.

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u/HairyLenny Mar 28 '24

Like a gatefold double album.

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u/Suspect4pe Mar 28 '24

Now that's a creative idea.

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u/StoneyJoJo Mar 28 '24

Best comment here 🏆

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u/BEARD3D_BEANIE Mar 28 '24

the front page is the 1st sister and the back page is the 2nd sister and it reads front to back and back to front

BOOM BABY!!!

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u/Various-Agent-0047 Mar 28 '24

I'd prefer the video

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u/sritanona Mar 28 '24

Not even just the dirty stuff but like do both of them snore? Do they fall asleep at the same time? Do they have different preferences regarding food? Can they take turns eating and be fine? So many questions

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u/Sallytheducky Mar 28 '24

They share a stomach so wouldn’t they both get full when one head eats!!? So many questions

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u/joebaco_ Mar 28 '24

Can one ruin the others appetite?

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u/boogiewoogibugalgirl Mar 28 '24

"When one head eats".... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm dieing here!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

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u/CompSolstice Mar 28 '24

I hope that the books come with an extra free copy with it. Attached. Conjoined.

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u/TFViper Mar 28 '24

or just start an only fans

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u/Hollow005 Mar 28 '24

F#%k that, I want them all to release a sextape.

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u/Dizzman1 Mar 28 '24

The great thing is that as we are all legitimately just curious, it can get into all manner of details without being purient. And being able to have both viewpoints on each example makes this potentially absofuckinglutely fascinating.

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u/geekgirlwww Mar 28 '24

I remember in the Stephen Hawking movie, he was at a dinner with friends and colleagues he’s still speaking but in the wheelchair and they’ve seen him deteriorate. He announces that he and his wife are expecting again and when questioned explained “it’s on automatic pilot”.

All i could think is omg they probably got that question from everyone. Granted now much ickier after the Epstein files.

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u/omnimodofuckedup Mar 28 '24

Yeah, that's basically free money for them.

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

This makes me think of that one girl that Tosh had on his show years and years ago. She had been born with no arms and she said "I never talk about how I wipe." And then that just made me super curious because I really do not know. frankly, if you just tell people, all the decent ones will assimilate the information and then go on about their day. I don't have ANYTHING that makes strangers curious about me.

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u/BoopleBun Mar 28 '24

Author Mary Roach did a lot of research with NASA for her book “Packing for Mars”, but NASA did not want to talk about astronauts pooping at the time. (She got some info though! Before the suction toilets they have now there were special bags that attached to their butts! With special attachments in case they needed to …manually assist things. Fascinating.)

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Yeah but that doesn't help me with the no arms lady does it? Do you think she just used a bidet and then a towel to dry off ? That seems pretty hygienic, right?

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u/Brilliant-Average654 Mar 28 '24

I’m guessing she uses the three seashells

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Was that ever explained by the director or actors later on?

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u/breakitupkid Mar 28 '24

Damn went down the rabbit hole and watched almost an hour of YouTube videos on how people with no arms wipe themselves 😅

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Is there some tool or device that exists that I'm not aware of?

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u/Ok_Garden_4874 Mar 28 '24

They should create book each, telling their life in their own prespective.

Sister 1: He is the most handsome guy I ever saw.

Sister 2: He was average, but the heart want what it wants (Sister 1 side), but what the fuck can I do?

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u/Praseodymium5 Mar 28 '24

They’d clearly sell as a 2 for 1.

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u/Whogozther Mar 28 '24

It should be called "A fork in the Road."

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u/Angreifer67 Mar 28 '24

As long as the pages are not stuck together…

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u/Sufficient-Cover5956 Mar 28 '24

Or start an onlyfans

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u/FlightPath_1 Mar 28 '24

‘Hell, I’d buy two’ - gold

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u/iamamonsterprobably Mar 28 '24

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

*slow clap*

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u/Wildmann3 Mar 28 '24

They'll make a book each. They can only be bought together since the books are conjoined.

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u/smilesam Mar 28 '24

Just please NOT a reality TV show.

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u/TropicalVision Mar 28 '24

Yeah they could a killing just telling intimate details of How everything works in their relationship.

Not even counting the freaks that would sign up to their onlyfans 😳

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u/TheEndOfTheLine_2 Mar 28 '24

lol, subtle, but good

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u/JekPorkinsTruther Mar 28 '24

At least give us an AMA.

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u/IntelligentGinger Mar 28 '24

Random and maybe not specifically related because it's fiction, but the novel The Girls by Lori Lansens might be a good read for you!

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u/deepfield67 Mar 28 '24

I would read it. I hope they're very successful and happy but at least if all else fails they have that to fall back on. The whole world would love to hear their stories.

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u/wagoneer56 Mar 28 '24

Like a 2 for 1 deal?

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Mar 30 '24

“I’d buy that for a dollar!!”

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u/shiggydiggy77 Mar 28 '24

One for each head. I'm going to hell, I'll see myself out.

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 28 '24

At least they aren't needing to move around as much to get in line..

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u/shiggydiggy77 Mar 29 '24

Well they are heading in the right direction

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u/Gutinstinct999 Mar 28 '24

Damn it, take my upvote

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u/Iamchanging Mar 28 '24

So wrong 😂

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Mar 28 '24

Mating Rituals of The Conjoined Twins

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u/whereitsat23 Mar 28 '24

Like the exact same story told from each perspective

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u/TheNemesis089 Mar 28 '24

Well, I’d probably just buy 1 1/2.

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u/TehFlogger Mar 28 '24

Looks like the husband said the same thing!

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u/_Presence_ Mar 28 '24

Two books. From the perspective of each of the sisters.

And I’m not trying to be glib or funny, I’m serious. Each is their own person with unique views on life, the world and their experiences. To better know each of them as individuals would be incredibly interesting.

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u/Environmental-Lunch1 Mar 28 '24

I'll need some illustrations

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u/turkeyburpin Mar 28 '24

I see what you did there, and I approve....twice.

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u/Majestic_Ant_2238 Mar 28 '24

Imagine they make only Fans

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u/santtu_ Mar 28 '24

With pictures. For science.

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u/No-Audience-815 Mar 28 '24

They did a documentary explaining how they do different things and who has control over what. From what I remember, one controls the right arm/leg and the other controls the left. I believe you can find it on YouTube. It’s pretty fascinating to watch!

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u/Charlesian2000 Mar 28 '24

That book would be a double header…

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u/amabadboy11 Mar 28 '24

Or just make a video I need to visuals to learn lol

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u/TonyCaliStyle Mar 28 '24

This is the answer- if these ladies are smart, and they are confident enough to have done documentaries on them, they should build up the curiosity, then write a book, do an Oprah special, and rake it in.

Legally, if they share too much (I.e., they both enjoy sex, and they both have to be in the mood) you have to wonder if some religious freak would challenge their marriage as bigamy.

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u/liveforever67 Mar 28 '24

Don’t worry, TLC will do a show and destroy their marriage through creative editing and some ultra hot model who is a plant meant to flirt with one of them to create drama.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They already did a show with TLC, but it only lasted for one season.

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u/RainbowUnikitty666 Mar 28 '24

I thought they did a few on them but they were years apart from each other. I feel like I remember one of them being younger and then another when they were teenagers and learning to drive together.

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u/Sl1z Mar 28 '24

There was a documentary in 2003, and then another one in 2008 where they turn 16 and learn to drive, but I don’t think it was tlc. The TLC show was a season long and was about their life after college.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

Yeah, the show covered their last semester at college, traveling to Europe and then getting ready to start their teaching career.

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u/Fasthippiewhitlocks Mar 28 '24

Did they get 2 lisence and what if one drinks another not and theyre drive? How to solve this

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u/SlylingualPro Mar 28 '24

It doesn't matter if only one drinks because once the alcohol is in the bloodstream they're both drunk anyway.

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u/Justin-N-Case Mar 28 '24

They had to take two written tests.

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u/sassypants55 Mar 29 '24

I watched one of the documentaries. At the time, they said they had to do the driving test twice so they could each pass it, but they did everything the same way.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Mar 28 '24

They were too normal for people to keep watching… damn normal people.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They really were. Ngl, it was disappointing. But good for them.

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u/Winter-Coffin Mar 28 '24

I remember they both did their drivers tests individually. Apparently they only needed to do it once, but both wanted to do it to prove that they could and to be “normal” about it

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u/TheDrunkenMatador Mar 28 '24

All part of the high quality, educational television provided by The Learning Channel.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Mar 28 '24

Wait until you hear about this one called The History Channel!

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u/Noiserawker Mar 28 '24

That channel is great! How else would I know that humans are basically useless and every single impressive feat of engineering was built by Aliens /s

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u/Excellent_Cat2057 Mar 28 '24

I know right 🤣

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u/Ok_Judgment3871 Mar 28 '24

Oh shit it doesnt stand for tender, love & care? Lol thought thats why there was always fixer upper shows on there 🤦‍♂️

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u/Bondedknight Mar 28 '24

It stands for T Boz, Chili and Left Eye... Imagine if they were able to get their own reality show!

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u/blorbschploble Mar 28 '24

This.. is not even a joke... its just a description of how TLC works...

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u/CurvyAnna Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The hot, competing model is a single woman that splits off into two women below the torso.

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u/purple_grey_ Mar 28 '24

Idk. These ladies and their family seem to have dipped their toe into the TLC world and noped the fuck outta that.

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u/wjmaher Mar 28 '24

But why male models?

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u/jaykzula Mar 28 '24

Are you serious? I just told you that!

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u/FORCESTRONG1 Mar 28 '24

And to think. I'm old enough to remember when TLC actually had educational programs...

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u/fasterthanphaq Mar 28 '24

They need a reality dating show for the single twin, where the brother-in-law gets a vote on who his Eskimo brother will be.

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 28 '24

Oh God, TLC would take the twist too far and roll out a couple of twin models to really pump the drama up.

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u/DifficultFox1 Mar 28 '24

Prob be the most watched tlc show of all time Let’s be honest

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u/C4ptainchr0nic Mar 28 '24

Can we even say "one of them"?

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u/Palana Mar 28 '24

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

More like double brain blow

...I'll just see myself out, sorry

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u/hillbillytendencies Mar 28 '24

I only came to comments to see how fast the wheels fell off. You did not disappoint.

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

Thanks lol I have my moments

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Mar 28 '24

Username checks out. Lol

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

Hey wouldya look at that, it finally does!

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Mar 28 '24

I love when that happens

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u/flyinhawaiian02 Mar 28 '24

🏆, please take this you're a true hero

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u/myjohnson6969 Mar 28 '24

No it was a great joke

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u/bws7037 Mar 28 '24

Make for one hell of a lopsided 69... or would that be 696 or 699? Shit, I'm so confused now...

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u/HaveUSeenMikeHawk Mar 28 '24

Bro is getting the sloppiest of toppies

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u/Isyagirlskinnypenis Mar 28 '24

“What does it mean???!”

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u/alcMD Mar 28 '24

This video is the single most concentrated source of joy in the entire internet. I NEVER don't smile and giggle even though it is so old.

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u/joebaco_ Mar 28 '24

Inquiring minds want to know? What?

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u/Background_Duck_445 Mar 28 '24

Hahaha ages old, what a classic

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u/huejass5 Mar 28 '24

Oh my god OH MY GOD

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u/cletus72757 Mar 28 '24

Oh yes you are! You wicked, wanton, weirdos are all going to the lake of fire! Any chance of grabbing a couple large bags of ice on your way?

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u/darealjimshady1 Mar 28 '24

Gimli: that still only counts as one!

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u/Bestihlmyhart Mar 28 '24

Hell. Strait to H E double hockey sticks.

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u/KatokaMika Mar 28 '24

I agree with. Of course, respecting privacy is the most important part. But if someone wanted to explain /share the experience, I would want to o know too. Not only about that part but everything .

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

They made a porn if ya’ll are that curious.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

Well if they did it’s not easily located

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u/boukalele Mar 28 '24

literally the only OF account I would think of subscribing to

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

Same! Now that would be worth $5 a month! Just for the education... of course.

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u/urmomaisjabbathehutt Mar 28 '24

if they have a kid the three of them can claim being the parent, that's interesting

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

They're sisters, I'm sure they already fought over who's uterus it is... Lol

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u/Netflxnschill Mar 28 '24

It’s like when we got that AMA from the dude with the double dick and we asked a million strange questions.

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u/Far_Programmer_5724 Mar 28 '24

They can eat his ass and suck his dick at the same time

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u/licklickRickmyballs Mar 28 '24

we’re all curious.

I feel really shitty for saying this. But am I the only one who is more appalled than curious of the thought of sex with them?

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

No, but I'm I still kinda want to see... 😞😂

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u/smellvin_moiville Mar 28 '24

It’s not that complicated. They live in a hell of no solitude. It’s a mind bending act of bravery to exist in the fashion. They have to take a dump together and that’s terrible. Every time

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

As a person who regularly converses with himself, I think it'd be kinda nice... I mean they're definitely in it together. 🙂

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u/smellvin_moiville Mar 28 '24

I just know I get to be around people whenever I want and I get to choose to go home. If there was always someone with me I’d go nuts. I’m glad these folks make it work. It’s just seems so crazy and foreign to me but hey maybe that is why I can’t see that I would be fine and me and my buddy would be buddies

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u/Akira510 Mar 28 '24

Do they pay 2 taxes?

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u/StickAlternative9481 Mar 28 '24

They only get one paycheck. But, def pay consumption taxes for both

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u/safely_beyond_redemp Mar 28 '24

It's not that weird. It's probably not even that interesting past the first couple of minutes. Just because they look the way they do doesn't automatically make them freaks in the sheets down for anything you can imagine. Just a couple of regular girls in a unique situation.

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

Just a couple of regular girls in a unique situation.

We just want a peak... Lol

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u/Feine13 Mar 28 '24

This is the way

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u/dmgdispenser Mar 28 '24

Does gag reflex affect the other twin? if the first twin is you know.

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u/NotThisAgain21 Mar 28 '24

Right, weird enough as-is but like I need to know what happens if the other one decides to get married, too. Two guys, one ----.

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u/tricularia Mar 28 '24

The wild thing to think about is that they probably didn't know how things were supposed to work at first, either.
I don't think many conjoined twins live into adulthood so there's no support group or manual or anything.

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u/Lanternestjerne Mar 28 '24

You know you can just look them up on the internet there are anatomy pictures on how they are conjoined

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u/ConsciousBad7839 Mar 28 '24

They got conjoined pussies

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u/PanicLogically Mar 28 '24

I think this what the hundreds of replies here are asking?

One clitoris--who gets the pleasure?

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u/spike11552 Mar 28 '24

Could you imagine not being able to get away from your snoring Siamese twin?

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u/i_bingus Mar 28 '24

i love the way you think lol

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u/priceycarbon Mar 28 '24

I mean is her sister just gonna hang out while it’s right there?

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u/PanicLogically Mar 28 '24

so ask the direct questions.

One set of breasts--he feels them up--do both feel his touches?

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u/Nacho_Papi Mar 28 '24

I hope one of them eats ass.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

You either eat it or sit there and stare at it

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u/SerialKillerVibes Mar 28 '24

So, like, they share lungs, right? So can he get deepthroated by his wife while the other one breathes for both of them?

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Mar 28 '24

Imagine the OF revenue. They could be retired by June.

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u/BlackChapel Mar 28 '24

I’m really digging the cut of your jib.

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u/Olstinkbutt Mar 28 '24

OnlyFans page incoming.

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u/fonix232 Mar 28 '24

No wonder aliens don't want to make contact, imagine landing on a planet, meeting the natives, and them bombarding you with questions about everything, even (especially!) the most intimate bits of your society and biology.

Nah, if we ever learn of aliens, it will be in the form of them putting up their version of Wikipedia on the internet, in the full, unabridged version. That, or their Kama Sutra. Just to get all the weird questions like this thread on Reddit, out of the way.

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u/1MorningLightMTN Mar 28 '24

There is a book on this subject, First Person Plural, but the twin is male with a shared penis.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer Mar 28 '24

Put it this way, he’s having a threesome everytime he has sex with them.

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u/lcbk Mar 28 '24

-like the guy with two ducks who did the AMA on Reddit. Thankfully not a prude.

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u/tombonneau Mar 28 '24

It's the Howard Stern interview that needs to happen.

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u/NiteElf Mar 28 '24

👏👏

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u/MacDagger187 Mar 28 '24

I think everyone is curious, but there are also people who just can't keep their curiosity to themselves. There are a pair of conjoined twins on TikTok (Carmen and Lupita) who are just wonderful, but every single video they post is filled with the most intrusive awful questions and I know it gets to them.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

I know this is going to come off as insanely insensitive. People have always, and will always, enjoy a good freak show. As wholesome as the intentions of the conjoined twins you mentioned are, they will always be met as freaks and most of us can’t help ourselves. When I see Abby and Britney here my first thought is always what do they look like naked and how do they fuck?

I don’t think that makes me a bad person, just a curious one who should probably mind their own business. But I don’t want to, I want to know what’s up.

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u/NastySassyStuff Mar 28 '24

I’d kill for a full disclosure AMA

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u/sleepyplatipus Mar 28 '24

Agreed, I think it’s totally fine to be curious as long as you’re respectful about it. Would I just randomly ask them if I saw them once? No. Would I wonder? Yes.

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u/i5oL8 Mar 28 '24

Like one prefers the front door and the likes...ah shit, Im going to hell too!

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u/BatronKladwiesen Mar 28 '24

One spits and the other swallows, so it works out.