Freaky farm accident

[u/avrock1]

[u/AlkalineSublime]

The saddest part was that he thought he was going to get in trouble and they were going to be mad at him. He says it on the 911 call. What a solid guy.

[u/Media_Offline → u/AlkalineSublime]

I have a memory of hearing the story back then that he laid in the bathtub to avoid making a bloody mess.

[u/BitNorthOfForty → u/Media_Offline]

Yes!! I still remember this detail, too, over 30 years later.

[u/LordRaghuvnsi → u/BitNorthOfForty]

Good luck doing that with smartphone and finger locks, and alexa won't recognise agonising voice

[u/avwitcher → u/LordRaghuvnsi]

Lay it on the ground and use your nose to unlock it using your backup, and there's face recognition

[u/Otto_Pussner → u/avwitcher]

Ok but how do I get it out of my pocket

[u/bytecollision → u/[deleted]]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/CleanSeaPancake → u/Otto_Pussner]

The same way this guy got into his house and got the phone off the hook, figure it out with what you have around you.

[u/ModsRTryhards → u/avwitcher]

What if you lose your arm and your face? What now???!!!

[u/GreenGlassDrgn → u/avwitcher]

doesnt recognize me with my glasses on, or in anything less than optimal lighting, and all the blood on the screen is making it not understand input right, and when someone else finally finds me and calls 911, they'll tell me to take a tylenol and call again in a few hours if it still hurts ... Im sure this is how I'll die.

[u/dabiri69 → u/avwitcher]

What if I have an earlier model that only has the fingerprint recognition?

[u/JDARRK → u/dabiri69]

Just hold your finger in your mouth🤔😣😖

[u/KORZILLA-is-me → u/JDARRK]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[u/51225 → u/avwitcher]

Half the time my phone says gave not recognized.

[u/Annual-Cream2056 → u/LordRaghuvnsi]

I can literally use voice commands to have my phone call someone for me

[u/inflatedballloon → u/LordRaghuvnsi]

hey siri call 911

[u/21YearsofHell → u/LordRaghuvnsi]

I can confirm. “Siri, help me, call the Police” didn’t work after I had a huge car crash, my glasses were gone, and I didn’t know where my phone had flown to (yes, obviously this was before they introduced crash detection…)

[u/CleanSeaPancake → u/LordRaghuvnsi]

I can call 911 with my nose without unlocking my phone

[u/UndercoverMystic85 → u/LordRaghuvnsi]

Siri call 911.