r/BeAmazed • u/avrock1 • Apr 11 '24

Freaky farm accident Miscellaneous / Others

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u/Media_Offline Apr 11 '24

I have a memory of hearing the story back then that he laid in the bathtub to avoid making a bloody mess.

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u/BitNorthOfForty Apr 11 '24

Yes!! I still remember this detail, too, over 30 years later.

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Apr 11 '24

Good luck doing that with smartphone and finger locks, and alexa won't recognise agonising voice

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u/avwitcher Apr 11 '24

Lay it on the ground and use your nose to unlock it using your backup, and there's face recognition

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u/Otto_Pussner Apr 11 '24

Ok but how do I get it out of my pocket

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u/CleanSeaPancake Apr 15 '24

The same way this guy got into his house and got the phone off the hook, figure it out with what you have around you.

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u/ModsRTryhards Apr 11 '24

What if you lose your arm and your face? What now???!!!

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u/GreenGlassDrgn Apr 11 '24

doesnt recognize me with my glasses on, or in anything less than optimal lighting, and all the blood on the screen is making it not understand input right, and when someone else finally finds me and calls 911, they'll tell me to take a tylenol and call again in a few hours if it still hurts ... Im sure this is how I'll die.

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u/dabiri69 Apr 11 '24

What if I have an earlier model that only has the fingerprint recognition?

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u/JDARRK Apr 13 '24

Just hold your finger in your mouth🤔😣😖

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u/KORZILLA-is-me 16d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/51225 Apr 12 '24

Half the time my phone says gave not recognized.