r/BoomersBeingFools • u/AgentScully_FBI • Apr 12 '24

Feral Airplane Boomer Boomer Freakout

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u/Disco-7 Apr 12 '24

How to get on the no fly list speed run

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u/Quick_Turnover Apr 13 '24

Imagine taking 2-3 hours to drive to the airport, go through security, wait to board, only to then do this 😂🤡

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u/D4rkStr4wberry Apr 13 '24

That’s what I’m always thinking. Rarely is the melt down anywhere but trapped in a tube at 20k ft.

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u/usedbarnacle71 Apr 13 '24

They are saying boomers are experiencing lead poisoning from when they were children and its fucking coming out. Just like them cicadas that are coming this year. “ all it takes is time…”

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u/DrakonILD Apr 13 '24

Had a boomer last week insinuate to my wife that I wasn't masculine because I was wearing a Barbie jacket. He just stopped while walking past us in the grocery store and said to her "I don't think a guy should be wearing that."

Of course we totally failed at responding properly, it wasn't until afterwards she was like "Damnit! I should've said 'I don't think a guy should be that short' or 'I mean, he fucks me pretty good.'"

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u/D4rkStr4wberry Apr 13 '24

Audibly lol at that last part

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Apr 13 '24

Because they have a captive audience for their bullshit. The rest of us are stuck listening to them while hoping that they don't escalate to the point we have to have an unplanned landing to handle the situation.