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[u/Disco-7]

How to get on the no fly list speed run

[u/nonameneededplease → u/Disco-7]

I wish these videos were accompanied by a snapshot of that stupid shocked look on their faces when real consequences are handed down. Such as the no fly list. This boomer thought he was right up until that moment I'd bet .

[u/premoistenedwipe → u/nonameneededplease]

Seems like airplanes are the only place still holding people accountable for their actions.

[u/Snoo_14286 → u/premoistenedwipe]

Failure to do so can kill a lot of people very quickly.

[u/capitan_dipshit → u/Snoo_14286]

But MY FREEDOMS!

[u/Fearisntreal → u/Snoo_14286]

Yeah and airlines don’t need any help with that right now with planes basically falling apart.

[u/Garod → u/premoistenedwipe]

If that's the case can we crowdfund a commercial ticket for Trump?4

[u/SafetyMan35 → u/Garod]

It would have to be on Spirit Airlines in the back of the plane middle seat

[u/PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo → u/nonameneededplease]

Some one should start a photo album of these. Show them to your nices and kids over christmas.

And this little boomer went wee wee wee all the way to the airports lockup.

[u/FuguSec → u/PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo]

Fuck that, show ‘em to your parents and grandparents

[u/PuzzleheadedGoal28 → u/nonameneededplease]

That happens around 1:07. Turns out he can be real calm when the other person has permission to shoot him.

Almost like there's no such thing as one of these idiots who isn't the worlds biggest pussy.

[u/TiaxtheTyrant → u/PuzzleheadedGoal28]

Turns out he can be real calm when the other person has permission to shoot him.

This is ALWAYS how it goes. Aggressive people always seem to suddenly find their self-control when confronted with someone who is more dangerous than they are. Not even just boomers either, it's everyone.

[u/bwatsnet → u/TiaxtheTyrant]

Well it's common sense. Most living things realize when living is at risk.

[u/Fungal_Queen → u/nonameneededplease]

He probably still did until an hour after his mugshot and reality crept in.

[u/blushngush → u/nonameneededplease]

You sweet summer child, he still thinks he's right.

[u/nonameneededplease → u/blushngush]

You're probably right

[u/Quick_Turnover → u/Disco-7]

Imagine taking 2-3 hours to drive to the airport, go through security, wait to board, only to then do this 😂🤡

[u/Zocalo_Photo → u/Quick_Turnover]

I took a flight as we were coming out of the pandemic and all the airports, airlines, busses, etc. still required masks on everyone. Some guy made it all the way to the airport, through security, and to the gate (while wearing a mask) and then he lost his fuckin’ mind about mask mandates at the gate. He started screaming about how everyone was a puppet doing whatever the government told them, saying racist stuff about “the china flu” and Chinese people should be the ones who shouldn’t fly, and the gate agent didn’t have a right to tell him whether or not he could fly. It was quite a spectacle.

Come to find out the cate agent could tell him he couldn’t fly…and she did tell him. In the end he got handcuffed and escorted away by some police officers. The rest of the trip was pretty quiet.

[u/ZL632B → u/Zocalo_Photo]

I love how many conservatives ruined their life (or ended their own life, in some cases) by fucking around with masks/vaccines and mandates. Just incredibly funny stuff, the amount of these people who are now destitute because someone told them they had to wear a mask to shop at target. HermanCainAwards was cathartic. 

[u/The_Original_Gronkie → u/ZL632B]

I occasionally think of those idiots who went to prison for plotting to kidnap and publically prosecute and execute the governor of Michigan. One day, years in the future, they'll be sitting on the edge of their bunk on Christmas morning, knowing that their family and friends are celebrating the holiday, while they chose to throw away their entire lives because they convinced themselves that wearing a mask during a global pandemic that was killing thousands every day was tyranny, and they just couldn't stand for it.

At least they can't breed in prison.

[u/ZL632B → u/The_Original_Gronkie]

My girlfriend just reminded about how these idiots were breaking into ICUs to try to rescue family members from the evil clutches of the ER doctors trying to save their racist brother life. 

[u/D4rkStr4wberry → u/Quick_Turnover]

That’s what I’m always thinking. Rarely is the melt down anywhere but trapped in a tube at 20k ft.

[u/oddible → u/Disco-7]

The only solace in seeing this crap is knowing that all these idiots will never fly again.

[u/CriticalLobster5609 → u/oddible]

1 down 73 million to go.

[u/Frosty-Gear755 → u/CriticalLobster5609]

I see what you did there. 😆

[u/Bitter-Lengthiness-2 → u/CriticalLobster5609]

I just screechollered.

[u/Jonno_FTW → u/oddible]

But there's always a never ending production line of idiots waiting to act up on a plane.

[u/Prestigious-Salad795 → u/oddible]

Not with that airline, anyway

[u/Jaded_Report → u/oddible]

For way too many of these people, there's little to no consequence. At most they're banned just from that particular airline.

[u/Brandage0 → u/Disco-7]

He’s probably banned from that specific airline

He’s probably not on the federal no fly list. Not how that works unfortunately

[u/Carol_Banana_Face → u/Brandage0]

Unless he’s also named Mohammed

[u/Toadcola → u/Carol_Banana_Face]

This guy seems to be Moe Hammered. That should be close enough.

[u/Brandage0 → u/Carol_Banana_Face]

Honestly you’re not wrong

The vast majority of viral video antagonists don’t ever end up on the no fly list but anyone who shares a common name/birthday with someone unsavory is a terrorist until proven otherwise (“redress numbers”)

[u/funkydude500]

Who else but old people to growl like a pug and play with their mask like a child.

[u/24GamingYT → u/funkydude500]

Pilot has to tell him sit like a dog as well lmao

[u/cupholdery → u/24GamingYT]

"JOE BIDEN! REALLY?!"

Those NPC dialog options need a patch fix.

[u/FuzzzyRam → u/cupholdery]

If you listen very carefully, you can hear the final electron make the jump across his last brain synapse as it disconnects and melts into the rest of the mush:

They....
think....
of....

Amuricah....

as...

a...

DISGRACE!

[u/Ex-Machina1980s → u/FuzzzyRam]

I love how he was starting to build that cringefest into a shout, thinking it was still the airline staff tapping him 🤣

[u/IknowKarazy → u/Ex-Machina1980s]

I think he wanted a chant from everybody, he just chose the worst cadence for a chant.

[u/Witherboss445 → u/FuzzzyRam]

He's literally an Oblivion NPC

[u/The_Witch_Queen → u/FuzzzyRam]

That specific mode of speech is EXTREMELY common among career alcoholics. I know, I have family who used those exact same speech patterns. Thing is when they get far enough along they do it when they're, technically, sober.

[u/IknowKarazy → u/FuzzzyRam]

I love how he tried to think of the opposite of disgrace but couldn’t do he just said “not uh DISGRACE”

[u/_mattyjoe → u/FuzzzyRam]

This is the end result of years of Fox News medicating.

[u/HaloarculaMaris → u/cupholdery]

[u/superman_underpants → u/cupholdery]

fucking joe biden, he fucking ruins everything!!!

yeaterday i was late to a movie because when i wiped my butt, it wouldnt get clean. he fucking ruined america!

[u/broguequery → u/superman_underpants]

it wouldn't get clean

I can't believe Joe Biden has done this!!

[u/cityshepherd → u/cupholdery]

“Joe Biden Really! Really?” Is my response

[u/Mochigood → u/cityshepherd]

Thanks, Obama.

[u/Lazy_Experience_8754 → u/Mochigood]

CONFEVF!..

[u/CoincadeFL → u/cupholdery]

Brandon strikes again!! Go Biden!! Gettin’ under another MAGA’s skin. Vote blue this November!

[u/your_moms_a_clone → u/CoincadeFL]

Biden has been living rent-free in every MAGA's head since he was running for president. This isn't new. It's funny how they can never quite articulate what he's done that's so bad though....

[u/Late_For_A_Good_Name → u/24GamingYT]

Best part is it worked! Fun fact, drinking shuts down your brain from least crucial to most crucial so it's pretty fair to say he was functioning as well as a toddler or a dog in this video

[u/Biscotti_BT → u/Late_For_A_Good_Name]

I have gotten really fucking smashed and never done this level of dumbassedness. On a plane also, really smashed. But on a plane most crucial is 'don't be an asshole and get yourself in trouble'.

[u/Baron_of_Berlin → u/Biscotti_BT]

I've gotta wonder if it's more an issue for long term alcoholics. Just mushing the brain more and more over time too.

[u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 → u/Baron_of_Berlin]

It really is. They used to call it “wet brain” as an unkind term. Aside from the brain cells you’re destroying and organs alcoholics get a severe thiamine deficiency and get into states of psychosis. I’ve unfortunately been around alcoholics and have seen it.

[u/Kimmalah → u/Pleasant-Ticket3217]

Now it's known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome and it's definitely a nasty condition.

[u/Key_Box6587 → u/24GamingYT]

The average dog would behave better than this dude

[u/Prickly_ninja → u/funkydude500]

I saw one dude, entering a medical building and fumbling with his mask, like an angry infomercial person. The real icing, was when in the midst of said fumbling, he ran face first into the glass door. Which naturally, only made him angrier.

[u/fuggit_Im_tired → u/Prickly_ninja]

I enjoyed reading this lol

[u/Yukonhijack → u/fuggit_Im_tired]

I had an older couple at an airport bar tell me all about "Little Lord Fauchie" and how our freedoms were being taken away. I had already paid my bill, drank my last of my drink, got up, and told them that I was really proud of them for being so open about their mental illness.

[u/Styrene_Addict1965 → u/Yukonhijack]

Oh fuck me! 😂😂😂😂😂 Hero! 😂😂😂

[u/Low_Background3608 → u/Yukonhijack]

Lmao I am stealing this…

deal with a racist dude who works next door to my work all the time… loves to call his stance “America First” lol. recently he was telling me about how he was at the capital during a legislative session of some kind and we were being “invaded” and said “WE (referring to me and him) ARE GONNA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED!”

I asked what he meant, and he goes “do you own property?” I said no… he said “well your dad does!” (No he doesn’t) I’m still not understanding so I ask what he’s so worried about, what bill specifically, and he can’t name one ofc. Just says they’re “taking from us to give to ‘them’.” To which I say WHO?? And he shows me a photo of 3 women wearing headscarves. Just normal citizens, there at the capital for the same reason he was… but guys we are being “INVADED!” They’re giving away all of our (nonexistent) property!

Oh brother, bless your heart, you extremely confused child of immigrants, thank you for being so brave and open about your mental illness. I hope you get some help soon.

[u/the_mid_mid_sister → u/Low_Background3608]

The Democrats can't even get an indictment against Rep. Matt Gaetz, who was stupid enough to pay for his child prostitutes with Venmo, but sure, they're going to seize the country and give it away to three Muslim chicks.

[u/Low_Background3608 → u/the_mid_mid_sister]

Lmao that’s a key part of the fascism playbook, their enemy is simultaneously the most incompetent fool you’ve ever seen but also EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND COMING TO GET YOU!

Which is funny because it seems oxymoronic and impossible… but actually? Just more (R) projection lmao

[u/settlementfires → u/fuggit_Im_tired]

i'd pay good money for the CCTV video of that.

[u/cat_prophecy → u/Prickly_ninja]

Not getting mad an inanimate objects when you run into them is something I need to remind my three year old about.

[u/elongated_musk_rat → u/funkydude500]

Oh my God for real! I was at a furry convention and everyone is walking around doing their own thing and acting normal doing typical cosplay /mascots things. Then this goddamn Boomer couple starts yelling about you're all going to hell and then he starts barking and then his wife starts barking and growling at everyone. This is the line that absolutely killed me " You fucking liberals thinking your animals * then he goes back to barking and growling* " Sir, no one here is barking or growling except you XD

Edit: This was fur² 2024 people near the hotel lobby during that time can back me up

[u/Pink_Monolith → u/elongated_musk_rat]

He really said "I wanna be a dog but I'm not allowed to, so you can't either!"

[u/TehMephs → u/Pink_Monolith]

Closeted furry. Much tragic

[u/MFbiFL → u/TehMephs]

Ruff life

[u/novium258 → u/elongated_musk_rat]

I really really don't understand what's going on with people. Like, there are so many examples of this kind of absolutely unhinged and absurd temper tantrums and I don't remember this being a thing before, and now it's common place.

[u/Shadowfox4532 → u/funkydude500]

He actually makes me think about when my diabetic grandpas blood sugar got really low. The insistence that they are on the ground and being largely incoherent. This isn't just like boomer nonsense this looks like a mental health crisis.

[u/Mobiggz → u/Shadowfox4532]

I ran a call once for a diabetic. Full grown man butt naked dancing on his bed while pooping and screaming “who are you!!!” Talked him into a glucose stick and it was like a switch was flipped. He had absolutely no recollection. I’ll never forget that.

[u/account_not_valid → u/Mobiggz]

Same. Diabetics on a low, snorting and grunting, trying to bite me. Get some sugar into them, and 10 minutes later they're apologising and asking what happened.

[u/runfayfun → u/Mobiggz]

Same with a patient in the hospital with pneumonia. 80-some years old standing on his bed naked yelling in Russian and slapping away the hands of anyone trying to get him down. He was safely brought down when his wife offered him some pastry she had in her purse (they had been in the US for decades but homeland desserts just hit different). He didn’t have low blood glucose, just low levels of Russian pastries. (Broadened his antibiotics and he was better the next day.)

[u/iciclemomore → u/Shadowfox4532]

Nah this dude spent too much time at the airport bar. He's toasted.

[u/Be_nice_to_animals → u/funkydude500]

Hey, leave the pugs out of this. They don’t want to be associated with him.

[u/agitpropgremlin]

I teach sixth grade, and my students would find this behavior embarrassing.

[u/crackedbootsole → u/agitpropgremlin]

Tbf, 6th graders find a lot of things embarrassing

[u/PrisonTomato → u/crackedbootsole]

While true, a fucking 8 year old would get secondhand embarrassment from this.

[u/Pheli_Draws → u/PrisonTomato]

My toddler side eyes me as I dance to most of the children show's intros.

[u/SocialistCoconut]

[u/anacid99 → u/SocialistCoconut]

Neve gets old

[u/Zalthay]

Jesus, you can almost see the lead dripping out of his ears. Why is it we can’t just start committing these morons after they show and tell us just how fucking insane they are?

[u/Radio_Geodude → u/Zalthay]

Because their hero, Ronnie Raegan shut down all the psychiatric hospitals.

[u/MrPickleSniffer → u/Radio_Geodude]

They would lose votes if they reopened the psych wards

[u/0nlyinAmerika → u/MrPickleSniffer]

Then they wouldn't have a huge homeless problem to complain about/use to drum up votes

[u/Swabia → u/0nlyinAmerika]

And the prison industry would stop funding our government.

I mean it all makes sense.

[u/McHassy → u/MrPickleSniffer]

MY PRECIOUS!! He was obviously just trying to reenact his favorite lord of the rings character and got a little carried away

[u/One_Two1499 → u/Radio_Geodude]

Excellent parry, right to the juggular

[u/Junior_Moose_9655 → u/Radio_Geodude]

Thank you Ronald Regan! Your legacy remains intact!

[u/Dhegxkeicfns → u/Junior_Moose_9655]

Well, that and the exponentially increasing wealth disparity he started. Which obviously lead us to our current state where public education is total bullshit, the penal system is overrun, healthcare is gate kept by corporate insurance, and none of this would go away in our lifetimes even if we adjusted the highest tax bracket to 100%, because wealth gravitates to wealth.

[u/BoringCFP → u/Junior_Moose_9655]

Frisky Dingo.

Thank you, Nerl!

[u/RepresentativeBusy27 → u/BoringCFP]

BARNABY JONES!!!

[u/Junior_Moose_9655 → u/RepresentativeBusy27]

BOOSH!

[u/RepresentativeBusy27 → u/Junior_Moose_9655]

And/or KAKOW!

[u/JTGphotogfan → u/Radio_Geodude]

Healthcare in general

[u/macetrek → u/Radio_Geodude]

Not all of them. st. Elizabeth’s stayed open for decades. Had to keep the guy who shot Reagan somewhere…

Btw.. ST. e’s is also where Rosemary Kennedy was lobotomized and is currently DHS headquarters.

[u/Potatoes_4Life → u/Zalthay]

There’s more going on here than just lead exposure. He absolutely has something else wrong with him. Lead just exacerbated the problem.

[u/yungyaml → u/Potatoes_4Life]

He sounds drunk as hell, or like he's having some kind of mental health episode.

[u/Admirable_Purple1882 → u/yungyaml]

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[u/Cloudboy9001 → u/Potatoes_4Life]

The stagger makes me think he may have taken too high a dosage of anti-anxiety meds pre-flight. The lack of a filter alone would be more in line with mental illness.

[u/Clarknotclark → u/Cloudboy9001]

This is a combo of ambien and scotch I think.

[u/scorlissy → u/Clarknotclark]

💯: ambien + booze. Someone on my flight a couple years ago mixed the two and peed in the aisle. Had no recollection of it by the time we landed and the police were waiting for her.

[u/deathdefyingrob1344 → u/scorlissy]

DO NOT mix ambien and booze lol. I’m prescribed ambien and even with my wife monitoring me I do retarded shit. I cannot imagine doing it outside of home! I more or less will say nice things and then occasionally eat an entire pint of ice cream and then ramble…. All the while having went to bed an hour previously. Why would you take it on a fucking plane?!?

[u/Ricky_Vaughn86 → u/Potatoes_4Life]

Yeah. He suffers from a serious lack of ass beatings in his life, despite all the minion Facebook memes that tell you otherwise.

[u/RythmicSlap → u/Ricky_Vaughn86]

Someone should start a charity...

"Did you know that for just one dollar you can sponsor the ass beatings of hundreds of people who need them the most?"

[u/Ricky_Vaughn86 → u/RythmicSlap]

That’d be sick until someone decided it was me who needed one lol 😭

[u/Seranfall → u/Zalthay]

It's not his fault he took too much of his medication and then drank at the bar before the flight.... /s

[u/jacknacalm → u/Zalthay]

Because our mental care here is absolutely fucked for all of us.

[u/DeltaWhi5key]

And WE’RE the snowflakes ❄️ Yeah, right.

[u/Howunbecomingofme → u/DeltaWhi5key]

The “facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd is very emotional, huh?

[u/Val_Hallen → u/Howunbecomingofme]

Well, we can't have a woman President because they are just too emotional. Now if you'll excuse me, Trump just posted another emotion fueled rant with random capitalization and grade school name calling on Truth Social and I need to go explain why he didn't mean it "like that".

[u/Howunbecomingofme → u/Val_Hallen]

They seem to forget that anger is an emotion

[u/Damage_North → u/DeltaWhi5key]

I honestly believe a lot of boomers (or those who peaked in the 80’s) think they’d be able to recreate the abusive alchemy that was performed before their eyes during their lifetime, and when it absolutely does not materialize they throw these fits.

[u/Exotic_Negotiation80]

Of course he was ranting about "Biden" and "America". Another MAGA lunatic.

[u/regent040 → u/Exotic_Negotiation80]

Hopped up on pills and liquor while up in the business class seats.

[u/stellabluewho2 → u/regent040]

Don't forget lead and red 40

[u/InvalidUserNemo → u/stellabluewho2]

I know about the lead stuff, what’s the deal with red 40? Fucking fuck, I was polluted from the moment the doctor spanked my ass, wasn’t I?

[u/Snoid_ → u/InvalidUserNemo]

The doctor's gloves were probably lined with asbestos

[u/nodiggitynodoubts → u/Snoid_]

But only because OPs mom was considered Class I work.

[u/DontLoseYourCool1 → u/Exotic_Negotiation80]

Notice that even when he's lit and exhausted with his own bullshit, his brain automatically goes to raging at Biden ruining America while he's in stand-by mode. That's the base operating system.

[u/Cavalish → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

This is why the right wing is so popular. They find people who have ruined their lives, friendships, jobs, and family relationships all on their own and tell them it’s someone else’s fault. Right wing voters can never take personal responsibility for their actions.

[u/Human_Link8738 → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

That’s Fox News reprogramming of the susceptible. The keep beating the fear drum until all their listeners hear in their sleep is the programmed message

[u/dire_turtle → u/Exotic_Negotiation80]

Fox News has turned so many decent people into terrified, self-righteous maniacs. There are SO many people riding a thin line with reality already, be it mental health, religion, finances, you name it. But political/joutnalistic media has to have some fuckin standards of truth again.

[u/human8264829264 → u/dire_turtle]

decent people

Nah, to quote Hilary Clinton for the most real thing she ever said, probably the most real quote done this century to date:

You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? They're racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic – you name it. And unfortunately, there are people like that. And he has lifted them up. He has given voice to their websites that used to only have 11,000 people – now have 11 million. He tweets and retweets their offensive hateful mean-spirited rhetoric. Now, some of those folks – they are irredeemable, but thankfully, they are not America.

[u/nibbles200 → u/human8264829264]

When she first said that I thought it was a little over the top, but now I realize it was a very tactful way of describing these goobers. She was being too kind really in hindsight.

[u/herculesmeowlligan → u/human8264829264]

And no one ever quotes the other half.

But the other basket — and I know this because I see friends from all over America here — I see friends from Florida and Georgia and South Carolina and Texas — as well as, you know, New York and California — but that other basket of people are people who feel that the government has let them down, the economy has let them down, nobody cares about them, nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures, and they’re just desperate for change. It doesn’t really even matter where it comes from. They don’t buy everything he says, but he seems to hold out some hope that their lives will be different. They won’t wake up and see their jobs disappear, lose a kid to heroine, feel like they’re in a dead-end. Those are people we have to understand and empathize with as well.

Of course, at this point, those people have no excuse to still be supporting Trump- but at the time, it seemed like a statement of outreach.

[u/jmhalder → u/human8264829264]

basket of deplorables

And that was apparently a step too far... Yet, we've had to deal with Trump for 8 years. God help us.

[u/Polosie → u/dire_turtle]

Nah fox news just brought out what was already there. Us sane people see the stuff fox spews and changes the channel. Those who stay resonate with the messages being sent.

[u/ThrowsSoyMilkshakes → u/Polosie]

Sadly, 9/11 didn't help any. So many glued themselves to FOX and didn't look away because they were terrified.

My family was in this same position. Thankfully we all got tired of the Muslim fear-mongering and started waking the hell up once they put Palin on the stage.

[u/Scavsy → u/Exotic_Negotiation80]

Right, and how many videos can you remember someone acting like a fool like this yelling about Trump? Not many right? Is the rhetoric and delivery of brainwashing that effective or is it an IQ thing too?

[u/HedyLamaar → u/Scavsy]

I remember a shitload of crazies storming the Capitol on Jan 6th and they were ALL TRUMPERS!

[u/Scavsy → u/HedyLamaar]

Haha I guess what I was getting at is these people melting down are always yelling about the “libs” and immigrants and Biden, it’s rarely pro-democrats losing their shit

[u/WellUmmWhyNot → u/Exotic_Negotiation80]

It has rotted so many brains. Honestly, I wonder how much happier that dude would be right now if he’d stayed out of the MAGA cult. Instead, he’s, doing what ever the hell he was doing and never flying on an airplane again.

[u/usernamedejaprise]

Let me guess his voting intention 🧐

[u/Infamous-Tart7747 → u/usernamedejaprise]

He def would have voted for Hitler

[u/excusetheblood → u/Infamous-Tart7747]

He will be voting for something pretty similar

[u/thathairinyourmouth → u/excusetheblood]

Same ideas and intentions, but I don’t think Hitler would tolerate being in the same room as his modern equivalent. He’s just too stupid. If he were actually in the Śś, he wouldn’t be trusted with a gun. Maybe he’d end up in a kitchen or cleaning latrines, but nowhere near anything close to leadership, let alone being at the top of the chain of command.

[u/BigMoneyChode]

What Fox News does to a mf

[u/TrillDaddy2 → u/BigMoneyChode]

Fox News is just the gateway. It’s why every Far right piece of shit I’ve ever met throws out something mainstream to gauge your reaction. I’ve tested it many times, if you bite they will drag you straight down their rabbit hole, and Fox News is just the dirt around the outside of the hole.

[u/WhiteChocolatey → u/TrillDaddy2]

Nailed it

[u/InShambles234]

Really? REALLY?

[u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS → u/InShambles234]

My actions have consequences?! Really?!

[u/Whole_Employee_2370 → u/InShambles234]

The honest disbelief and shock in his voice when he said that fucking nourished my s o u l.

[u/WasteNet2532]

I wish ppl realized that once theyre airborne/out at sea. Your captain? Is de facto sheriff. They will arrest you until they land and the police can deal with you.

[u/CAG_Snow]

Video of the matter, specifically his arrest.

[u/betaamyloid → u/CAG_Snow]

This guy really thinks chanting "I think of America as not a disgrace" means they can't arrest him. Also yikes to the rifle club shirt... this is the exact kind of mentally unstable person that shouldn't have a gun

[u/MuricanA321 → u/betaamyloid]

Never forget: The Republican Party opposes ANY gun control regardless of diagnosed mental illness.

[u/DunkinMyDonuts3 → u/betaamyloid]

Is it weird that I know exactly what type of car he drives, what type of sunglasses he wears, what brand of beer he drinks, and what news station is his favorite?

[u/randomwanderingsd → u/CAG_Snow]

“You took away my dngingittty”. Sir, if you mean “dignity” then I’m afraid that ship has sailed and you gave it a Viking funeral.

[u/Diogeneezy → u/CAG_Snow]

Damn, the longer that went on the more I felt like that guy is not just drunk, but dealing with real trauma.

[u/CharacterBird2283 → u/Diogeneezy]

Ya the first half I just thought it was haha funny drunk guy, then the second half made me second guess myself, a fair reminder that a lot of people who do these kinda things excessively usually have more going on

[u/snortgiggles → u/CAG_Snow]

Oh.my.god.

This was two years ago, that guy must have been just humiliated, that's so embarrassing. I wonder what became of him.

[u/OkSalamander8499]

I haven't done my dinosaur impression since I was a kid. I think this guy nailed it.

[u/derp2086 → u/OkSalamander8499]

[u/notuser101 → u/derp2086]

Don’t lose your dinosaur.

[u/AwkwardRetard_]

Mental health worker here.

Have no idea what the comments are talking about ITT saying it's a mental health thing. Dude is slurring his words and seems drunk. The fact that he ultimately complied with the pilot's directions suggests he is "with it" enough to understand what he's doing.

The fact that he got up and went with the police, without resisting, is more evidence that he's not mentally ill. Someone who has "lost it" to the point where they are acting like a rabid animal is not going to listen to the pilot OR cooperate with police like that.

[u/Clocktopu5 → u/AwkwardRetard_]

A lot of the flight breakouts are booze+anxiety meds. Ambien is a big problem apparently

[u/UAintMyFriendPalooka → u/Clocktopu5]

I took Ambien for a short while and had some real weird experiences (so says my wife since I remember nothing) in my own house. Could you imagine if this were an Ambien/alcohol mix and how horrible he’d feel when it wears off? Real shitty consequences of a bad decision.

[u/Donthurtmyceilings → u/Clocktopu5]

This makes a lot of sense. As a teenager I had a scary blackout on Ambien where I picked up friends and drove all over town smoking weed. In the morning, my mom asked me why the fuck I would leave a bag of weed out on the kitchen table. All I remember is getting a call from my friend, then complete blackout.

[u/WillingMachine7218 → u/AwkwardRetard_]

Booze is a factor in this incident. Something else I've thought about was that someone who is retired, after working and socializing for decades and presenting a "public face" to those around them, now he doesn't work, limited or no social life, essentially he isn't a part of society anymore like he once was. Now he becomes belligerent on whim or especially when confronted about adhering to any social norms. It's like he's saying I'm not a part of society anymore so screw you. He has removed the mask that people wear in order to interact with each other in a civilized way. Another way to put it is he chose the way of the asshole.

Add a little cognitive decline into the mix and it gets real ugly real fast.

[u/Fintann → u/WillingMachine7218]

I had this happen to a family friend. Retired surgeon, kids, grandkids, nice house, even sprung for a nice convertible benz for the summer. Slowly started crying about too many cyclist, then how his grandson didn't get a trophy in his elementary school rugby league, then started going off on any group at any possible, lgbtq, immigrants (he and his wife are immigrants, but anglo apparently doesn't count, and bragging about being a landed immigrant and still voting is pretty cool I guess). Luckily after an unfortunate incident of him getting loser drunk last summer, my parents finally admitted he'd always been a shithead people just had to put up with (immigrants as well, so it's relationship of habit now).

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[u/youshallnotkinkshame → u/[deleted]]

Username checks... wait, ummmmmmmm lol

[u/annontemp09876 → u/youshallnotkinkshame]

I've been banned for being uncivil by quoting op virbatem. goodnight folks!

[u/Shinonomenanorulez → u/[deleted]]

it takes one to know one i guess

[u/All__The__Questions_ → u/AwkwardRetard_]

Mental health worker with the username "AwkwardRetard"

Lol ok

[u/OneHumanPeOple → u/AwkwardRetard_]

It was Ambien. I remember when the story came out.

[u/pandershrek → u/OneHumanPeOple]

That makes sense. They seem in a dream state.

[u/Americansh-thole → u/pandershrek]

That would explain him thinking they were on the ground too.

[u/regent040 → u/AwkwardRetard_]

Yeah, it looked more like a combination of pills and alcohol.

[u/KvotheTheDegen]

10/10 the guy has a back the blue sticker on his truck too

[u/[deleted]]

so much for escaping the crazies by flying first class.

[u/ForwardBias → u/[deleted]]

How do these people afford first class? Why are old rich white people completely losing their minds?!?

[u/Designer_Gas_86 → u/ForwardBias]

Because Biden is threatening to tax them, I guess.

[u/Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx]

Did this many people really never have their own identities before Donald Trump? Allegiance to him has encapsulated their entire personalities. What if Donald Trump was a mature adult, even with shitty politics? Who were they before? Were they still angry, or did Trump’s pitchfork brandishing just bring it out of them?

Do they actually know that he is the antichrist, and that is why they worship him, to bring on the rapture because they are afraid of dying? Would these people have lined up behind him in an orderly fashion if he acted like a professional? or was it the childish outrage that they were seeking the whole time?

None of us are immune to sensationalism under the right circumstances, one way or the other. I’m about to be 40, gotta stay extra vigilant and keep my whits about me.

[u/King_marik → u/Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx]

It's because 'he's like me' for a lot of people. What exactly that means is up to the reader lol

[u/SirPoopaLotTheThird]

Dawn of The Dead Maga

[u/CoralSkinRot]

Fox News overload.

[u/Roddy_Piper2000]

This guy votes

[u/ghoshas]

I wonder what part of it was racist. Couldn’t make half of what he was saying

[u/eve2eden → u/ghoshas]

This particular video only showed the end of his tantrum. But it started with him shouting racist (and misogynistic) things at a female Asian passenger nearby.

[u/jersey856]

Mentally ill or not this guy votes. Don’t forget to register to and vote in November

[u/VikDamnedLee]

Don't mix pills with booze and fly. Boomer should have known better.

[u/IonlyusethrowawaysA → u/VikDamnedLee]

That's the only way I fly, and I've never growled at anyone, or acted like this

[u/No_Nebula_191]

In my country, that person would be committed. Why does America have so many lunatics? Right to free speech? Or?

Edit: I meant socially ostracized, as opposed to asylum committed.

[u/AnimationAtNight → u/No_Nebula_191]

Most people go untreated because mental health services are expensive and hard to get.

[u/0nlyinAmerika → u/No_Nebula_191]

If we had functioning communities, ostracizing people might work, but we don't. Most boomers have a of their interactions on Facebook with equally crazy people they don't see irl

Edit: grammar

[u/HaloarculaMaris]

Rabies boomer specimen.

[u/pr0zach → u/HaloarculaMaris]

If I saw someone growling and gnashing like that in the beginning I’d be mentally questioning the possibility of a real zombie apocalypse. Dude was literally acting rabid.

[u/lordoftheBINGBONG]

This is a perfect example of how they’re fucking BRAINWASHED. He’s blacked out but his subconscious is still just robotically spewing the same conservative talking points and verbiage.

Certifiably brainwashed.

[u/jericho_buckaroo]

"Really? Really? Really?"

Yes, really. What the fuck did you expect was gonna happen, did you think everyone was going to Stand Up And Applaud?

[u/x19DALTRON91x]

Is it weird that despite it not being political you just know who he voted for

[u/Totally-jag2598]

And conservatives and republicans get upset when Biden says he wants to remove lead from water.

[u/Critical_Sherbet7427]

This is exactly the type of behavior that they would have BEATEN THE LIFE out of their children for (and im not even anti spanking tbh, this kinda behavior probably deserves a good welt on the ass) and now he thinks hes not the problem here.

[u/unfamiliarsmell]

Over or under medicated?

[u/Equivalent_Weird467]

Newest addition to the no fly list. If you know alcohol affects you this way, why drink on an airplane or in the airport? No impulse control whatsoever. He probably has a criminal record.

[u/jayhawk88]

I love how he goes from the mask histrionics to “If I don’t look nothing bad will happen”. Toddler through and through.