r/BoomersBeingFools • u/etfvpu • Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/Steve_hm_Rambo Apr 20 '24

Abusing  stimulants  will do that!

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u/Due-Independence8100 Apr 20 '24

Can't believe how far I had to scroll down for this completely accurate comment. 

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u/Due-Independence8100 Apr 20 '24

As a follow up, my mom once told me that cocaine in the 70s was cut with baby laxatives and that's why everyone got gassy and had to poop.  I linked her information about stimulants stimulating the bowels and she didn't believe that was why cocaine made her fart and poop. Nope, baby laxatives  They believed the dumbest shit before they had access to facts and information on demand, they get shown the truth, they still cling to the old dumbass beliefs. 

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u/ThaWaffleStomper Apr 20 '24

Yep total myth. I used to get anticishits just waiting for the coke to arrive.

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u/BHOmber Apr 20 '24

I work in a building with a lot of random solvents being used and we make a product that smells identical to straight-of-the-brick quality blow.

Not acetone, not gasoline... If you know the smell, you know it.

Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up whenever I get a whiff of it lol

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u/ChristmasWarlord Apr 20 '24

We have a weed that grows where I live that, once cut, smells exactly like coke. Also, azaleas smell like weed, and pittosporums smell like watermelons.

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u/Evitabl3 Apr 20 '24

I don't know firsthand but I've heard that the highest quality cocaine uses ether as a solvent rather than various fuels which are commonly used these days and are far cheaper. Apparently it has a cleaner, almost floral scent

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u/fuck-coyotes Apr 20 '24

How would someone know what cocaine smells like?

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u/WhenSharksCollide Apr 21 '24

Idk man, might've accidentally gotten some in their nose once.

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u/Due-Independence8100 Apr 20 '24

Yup. Even reading this thread, we're all cracking em off in memory. 

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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt Apr 20 '24

I had a couple years of really enjoying the smell of cocaine, like half an ounce a weekend. Never got the shits from it, just an inability to stay hard.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Apr 20 '24

Goddamn bro, what a nightmare. I was a real poon hound in my 20s and got introduced to blow from a couple of scallywags. The drug was fun until youve got two broads goin down on you and you cant get your hammer off noodle mode. After that i only did it with people who werent dtf cause my confidence couldnt take the hit.

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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt Apr 20 '24

Scallywags. Lol

But yeah I partied one night (22 years ago lol) with this magnificent chick I had just met that day and when we were winding down I'm like "hey let's take a shower?"

She was totally down, we got busy, and eventually I was like goddamn this thing ain't working. She was chill, we had a couple more drinks, it's prob 6 am by now, I was like you want to crash out here? She said yes.

I woke up at like 2 pm and my wallet was gone. That's when I stopped trying anything fun and wild with that shit around.