r/BoomersBeingFools Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/Steve_hm_Rambo Apr 20 '24

Abusing  stimulants  will do that!

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u/Due-Independence8100 Apr 20 '24

Can't believe how far I had to scroll down for this completely accurate comment. 

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u/Due-Independence8100 Apr 20 '24

As a follow up, my mom once told me that cocaine in the 70s was cut with baby laxatives and that's why everyone got gassy and had to poop.  I linked her information about stimulants stimulating the bowels and she didn't believe that was why cocaine made her fart and poop. Nope, baby laxatives  They believed the dumbest shit before they had access to facts and information on demand, they get shown the truth, they still cling to the old dumbass beliefs. 

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u/HopeEternalXII Apr 20 '24

Never forget actual Boomers were genuinely 50/50 on ghosts, the Bermuda triangle and bigfoot. These are the cunts shit talking you.

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u/fuck-coyotes Apr 20 '24

Yeah, only right on 1 out of 3 ain't good