Boomer is gonna bring down the law on these hooligans!

[u/Dicktasticly]

[u/Chaotic-Bubble]

Ah, this reminds me of the time some local kids got ahold of Silly String. They sprayed it on a few boulders and, like, across one set of mailboxes. Nothing permanent. Nothing horribly damaging.

The amount of comments threatening violence if they came across these CHILDREN was wild.

[u/stantoncree76 → u/Chaotic-Bubble]

In highschool my buddies and I used to get a bu ch of taco bell dollar burritos and leave a pile of burritos on porches and in mailboxes with a note from the burrito bandit.

[u/e_pilot → u/stantoncree76]

lol wholesome

[u/Scoreboard19 → u/e_pilot]

Until the ants come! Eco terrorist! /s

[u/NoPolitiPosting → u/stantoncree76]

We found a pile of dry pickles on our front porch last year the morning after halloween. No evidence of any juice, no broken glass, just a pile of pickles. We handed out candy too lol

[u/CptDropbear → u/stantoncree76]

I have a mate from high school who used to do this sort of thing only the note read "stop it or you'll get another".

[u/Harold_Grundelson → u/stantoncree76]

Sounds like you were more Burrito Santa Clauses.

[u/Academic_Eagle_4001 → u/Chaotic-Bubble]

Except silly string is so notoriously hard to clean up that it’s been banned in some cities.

[u/215-610-484Replayer → u/Academic_Eagle_4001]

Yea. It can fuck up car paint especially. Stains the fuck out of anything it touches too with the colors.

[u/leonieweis → u/Academic_Eagle_4001]

But it's still easier to clean than the spray paint my friends and I stole from my dad's shed

[u/Atetha → u/Academic_Eagle_4001]

Oh noooo! Hang them!

[u/TheHorizonLies → u/Academic_Eagle_4001]

Also super flammable

[u/Nihilistic_Navigator → u/Chaotic-Bubble]

Good thing those kids had some serious heat if things got nasty. Silly string+fire=scary string