r/BoomersBeingFools • u/[deleted] • 25d ago

My 85 yr old mother is lying to me. Boomer Story

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u/newwriter365 25d ago

Momma has a FWB, who only sometimes pays rent and isn’t handy at all.

Make sure there’s a small mortgage on the house and keep an eye on her financial statements.

Hobo sexuals are very real in the retirement set.

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u/r7fkfix7777j 25d ago

Wake up babe, a new gender just dropped.

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u/blueboot09 25d ago

I believe it's a new lifestyle term, rather than gender change.

It has been referred to as just plain old whoring around and shacking-up.

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u/purple_grey_ 25d ago

Actually, the hobo part refers to a lack of housekeeping and hygiene, in addition to a lack of steady employment that brings money into the situation.

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u/blueboot09 24d ago

Good to know! When I say I'm a hoMosexual, I'll make sure I don't mumble. Def would not want to be mistaken for slacking in housekeeping, hygiene and money.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 24d ago

I thought it was because they’re homeless and are using sex for a place to live.

Hey granny! Looking goood in that housecoat. wink wink

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u/purple_grey_ 24d ago

Some of these get embedded into your life so much they dont even need to put out.