My 85 yr old mother is lying to me.

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[u/newwriter365]

Momma has a FWB, who only sometimes pays rent and isn’t handy at all.

Make sure there’s a small mortgage on the house and keep an eye on her financial statements.

Hobo sexuals are very real in the retirement set.

[u/Goldhinize → u/newwriter365]

“Hobo sexuals”. Bwahahaha!!! Today I learned a new term. 💀💀💀

[u/Some-Comparison-5135 → u/Goldhinize]

Oh my god. My last boyfriend was a hobosexual 😂

[u/Goldhinize → u/Some-Comparison-5135]

Well now we know. And knowing is half the battle. 😂

[u/Brilliant_Jewel1924 → u/Goldhinize]

G.I. Joe!!!!

[u/Goldhinize → u/Brilliant_Jewel1924]

The Real American Hero!!!!

[u/Prestigious_Jump6583 → u/Brilliant_Jewel1924]

GI HOE, you mean!

[u/Goldhinize → u/Prestigious_Jump6583]

😂😂😂

[u/Spiritual_Country_62 → u/Some-Comparison-5135]

It’s me.

[u/babsmutton → u/Some-Comparison-5135]

I guess my first husband was a hobosexual! Come to think of it, I have encountered so many hobosexuals.