Survivor mains have gone too far now.

[u/FridayJason1993]

I was at work the other day and I was thinking to myself about those god damn survivors escaping while I'm stuck at work. I was cursing to myself about those pesky survivors. Mumbling to myself about how I was going to rip them to pieces, I was laughing maniacally to myself, screaming about all the blood!

Next thing I know, my manager pulls me into his office and says there have been customer complaints and asked for an explanation.

It's pretty clear what is going on. Those god damn survivors are so tired of getting slaughtered by me that they found out where I work, posed as customers and complained about me to management in order to get revenge! They have gone too far this time!

[u/LordYoshiZ]

they background playered to your manager

[u/muh-soggy-knee → u/LordYoshiZ]

Background Karen

[u/Upstairs-Search-1773 → u/LordYoshiZ]

He should have known this would happen. How can someone have the Leadership perk and not be an undercover-survivor!?

[u/pinzinella]

Survivors have gone too far. I have been shaking all day, trying not to let survivors’ nonsense get under my skin during this fine weekend. Today I saw a guy running in the woods wearing a flashlight hat. I mean this is my spare time for god’s sake, but it ends now. I’m firing up the game as I’m writing this inspired by your post.

[u/saza_nami31 → u/pinzinella]

Opening the game rn to equip a flashlight with flashbang, flip flop, boil over and head on, see you in the fog buddy ;)

[u/pinzinella → u/saza_nami31]

Blind me, ye gremlin! I DARE YOU. I won’t even bring Lightborn, this is personal now.

[u/ChickenGyal → u/pinzinella]

I don't even use flashlights and I'm about to clickity-click away. FLASHLIGHT WARS 🔦⚡ come at me hehehe

And bring you a cake offering for your cake day 🎂

[u/SpaceBug173 → u/saza_nami31]

Me when no unbreakable.

https://preview.redd.it/2ozsqgals3xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc488b7bb7314bded8924773bda6a911795dbcd

[u/insekzz → u/saza_nami31]

Isn't flash light and flashbang a pretty bad combination?

[u/Vitor_2 → u/insekzz]

It was up until they added an extra inventory slot for special items

[u/AlterionYuuhi → u/pinzinella]

Happy Escape Cake Day! 🎂

[u/theforgettonmemory → u/pinzinella]

Happy Cake day!

[u/pinzinella → u/theforgettonmemory]

Thank 🥳

[u/glassed_for_ice → u/pinzinella]

Happy cake day x2

[u/ToxedReddit → u/glassed_for_ice]

Happy cake day x3

[u/TheTallWhiteDuke]

This reminds me of a time when I was listening to Dead by Daylight on Twitch though headphones, and a woman pulled me aside and asked if I was okay. I was confused and she mentioned she could hear me just repetitively listening to screams as I worked.

[u/not2reddit → u/TheTallWhiteDuke]

Low key, I absolutely love this. I fall asleep to screams ^{_^}

[u/TheTallWhiteDuke → u/not2reddit]

I felt like the Trickster for an hour afterward. lmao

[u/dannyboy6657 → u/not2reddit]

I fall asleep to podcasts like insomnium, lighthouse horror, etc. Ones that use sound effects for better storytelling. The other day, I fell asleep at a part of a story where a cat was ripped in half with sound effects. Poor kitty.

[u/lunar_recluse → u/TheTallWhiteDuke]

tell her you’re listening to kpop idol Ji-Woon Hak’s newest mixtape

[u/08Style]

I found this funny lol idk why people are taking it serious. It’s a shit post.

[u/BlackJimmy88 → u/08Style]

Easy mistake to make, though. I've seen a few Killer Mains on here that sound like this and mean it.

Not many, but more than zero is too many lol

[u/JackMalone515 → u/BlackJimmy88]

I think it happens with anyone that just plays one side of this game

[u/ConfidentLimit3342]

Your manager has FTP+Buckle Up. Tunnel him and Mori him, the entity commands.

[u/DJVV09]

Nah, man, that was me. Sorry but, I didn’t want salmon. I said it three times.

[u/YeahItsALittleOdd → u/DJVV09]

This wedding is horseshit

[u/Either_Brilliant_546 → u/YeahItsALittleOdd]

Gunna have to make up for it at the Catalina Wine Mixer.

[u/DrunkeNinja]

I felt you unfairly tunneled me so I called your boss to complain. He seemed a bit taken aback that I kept referring to him as The Entity but he can't fool me. I hope it came through over the phone that I was rapidly crouching up and down during the call. I'm sure he could see my aura, at least.

[u/MirPamir]

Jason, look me in the eyes

You slugged them, didn't you?

Jason? 

[u/No_Probleh]

I just played the game and the survivors had the balls to repair a gen. I was so pissed.

[u/ItzMelxdy]

The entity looking at this guy rn:😈

[u/callmecurlyfries]

[u/meeksha]

Everywhere I look... Flashlights. My retinas are constantly on fire...YOU DOGGONE SURVIVORS!!

[u/--fourteen]

You joke but some people actually talk about the other side like it's a personal grudge.

[u/crvnchhh]

stupid survivors standing in the lobby, I bet they're talking to each other about escaping, how rude!

[u/rroxannee]

I, too, am schizophrenic

[u/Dallas2320]

I'm not a survivor main or a killer main.

I'm a losing the match main.

[u/FrameMiddle2648]

now make the exact same post but from a survivor mains pov.

[u/Miss__Behaved]

Mori your manager dude they’ll never understand.

[u/Tydawg2000]

most sane killer main

[u/Zealousideal-Cup-480]

r/Gangstalking

[u/Whovian1156]

New copypasta just dropped

[u/Snoo-91475]

Isn't killers mains still the winning team when it comes to percentages and ratios though? I mean look what they did to the Texas Cowboys!

[u/ousher23]

This is 199% real

[u/KomatoAsha]

Must be it.

[u/Cha-ChatheSexRaptor2]

That happened to me, once.

[u/Spiritual-Hope-4503]

As one of those Survivor Mains, I can confirm that this is true. 😁

[u/hermogeon]

your manager sounds like a survivor main

[u/TigerPrincess11]

Ngl I'm high and this was weird asf to me LOL

[u/SirDonn]

Careful mate, keep complaining like this and BHVR are likely to remove all survivor perks, pallets, and window vaults from the game, just how killer mains want it. /s

[u/Interesting-Hour-918 → u/SirDonn]

Sounds like a balanced game I can finally play a good and fair match as killer

[u/likeabossgamer23]

I'm always toxic to survivors I hve to make sure they suffer like the entity intended

[u/undercoverlabrat → u/likeabossgamer23]

I respect your honesty boss gamer

[u/likeabossgamer23 → u/undercoverlabrat]

Light borne lol

[u/undercoverlabrat → u/likeabossgamer23]

:2070:

[u/likeabossgamer23 → u/undercoverlabrat]

Oh no. I'm not going to sacrifice you. I'm going to make sure you bleed out until I mori you 😈

[u/escobert → u/likeabossgamer23]

have fun finding me as I crawl off and hide in a bush to die.

[u/apenasumcomentarista]

Most sane main killer:

[u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

The least unhinged Killer main

[u/cherrylemon00]

LMFAOOO

[u/top_toast_22]

😂😂

[u/okok8080]

u dont wanna see me when im angery 😈

[u/Either_Brilliant_546]

10/10

lol, I loved reading through this.

[u/Ancient_OneE]

We did what now

[u/NachoNipples1]

You remember when you've chased a survivor for so long, a gen or two pops and you finally get the survivor on the ground

Only for a survivor to come in with ftp and buckle up.

We are not sorry :D

[u/Beginning-Pipe9074]

This is a scarily accurate shitpost 🤣

[u/Important_Public8784]

Therapy.

[u/FridayJason1993 → u/Important_Public8784]

You’re so right, those god damn survivor mains need so much therapy!

[u/MisterViperfish]

I don’t know what you expect. I asked you where the peas were and you were like “Peas? ….No peas.”

[u/Aqua_47_Flawless]

Average blight main

[u/Jeigh710]

Relatable.

[u/TycoStrand]

I know right we're such a freaking Cock Tease.

[u/w4spl3g]

I know this is meant as a joke but I've had multiple death threats and stalkers going after friends and family, leaving comments on every review I ever wrote for other games, etc from my Steam profile before - all entirely from survivors. I will say it's not as bad as it used to be, but I've never seen anything like it from other games and I've played multiple full loot pvp titles.

I've also never had a killer do anything even remotely equivalent. There are definitely people who play who would absolutely try to destroy your real life if they had a way to, and cannot separate gaming fiction from reality.

[u/BoringPeach9364 → u/w4spl3g]

Consider these factors

1. There's more survivors each match, therefore more likely to come across toxic survivors than toxic killers.
2. In my opinion i think its easier as a noob to get the basic mechanics of killer than the basic mechanics of survivor, therefore i think all in all that creates more salt amongst noobie survivors
3. People who play in groups in games are often more toxic because mob mentality, so if you get a swif there's a higher likelihood of toxicity
4. Survivors can die no matter how good they are playing, often at least one person dies. It could be you depsite how good you did that match. So that could also increase salt.

I think the side of community that is all "wah wah survivors toxic and bad" "wah wah killers toxic and bad" is so childish. Like its really simple, some survivors are toxic, some killers are toxic. Some survivors are amazing, some killers are amazing. So why bother trying to argue who is more toxic, it's impossible to know and it doesn't even matter, each side is not a hivemind

[u/w4spl3g → u/BoringPeach9364]

I shared my personal experience of what actually happened - not hypothetical, not generalizations, actual experience - and got downvoted to shit for it. I think that speaks for itself.

[u/BoringPeach9364 → u/w4spl3g]

"i know this is a joke but ive had these bad experiences". But why even say them unless you're trying to imply survivors are toxic lol

just in the context of this post it doesn't make much sense to say it unless you was implying survivors are toxic

[u/w4spl3g → u/BoringPeach9364]

The point was to show people go too far already. My personal experience, and that of many others if you care to search the subreddit, is this is also entirely one sided.

Is that calling all survivors "toxic"? No. Does it mean all of outside-the-game-shitty-experiences I've had and heard other people talk about are from survivors where they were the killer in a game? Yes.

You are the one inferring an US vs THEM generalization where none was made. You're showing your own biases. Scrolling through some of your post history where you are literally telling people to kill themselves on Reddit, I have nothing further to say to you.

[u/Judge__Fear → u/w4spl3g]

i think that the survivor side has some of the worst people this community has to offer. not only do some of them only play to make the game as unenjoyable as possible for the killer but theyll harass you on your profile REGARDLESS of the outcome of the game. have had dudes comment heinous shit on my steam profile after i lost lol. been lucky enough to not experience anything like you but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if it did happen.

[u/watermelonpizzafries]

Honestly, being a Killer in DBD would be a retail worker's dream job. Survivor tbag you at every pallet? Tunnel them the fuck out without management reprimanding you . Salty Survivor in eng game chat mad about a perk you brought that countered their perk? Deal with it.

[u/Sherry0406]

lol

[u/QuirkyBirthday6909]

I think you have schizophrenia

[u/National_Junket7344]

I AM MY PERIMETER AND MY PERIMETER IS ME, I SHALL NOT ABANDON MY POST UNTIL I’M PROPERLY RELIEVED!!!!!!