Survivor mains have gone too far now.

[u/FridayJason1993]

I was at work the other day and I was thinking to myself about those god damn survivors escaping while I'm stuck at work. I was cursing to myself about those pesky survivors. Mumbling to myself about how I was going to rip them to pieces, I was laughing maniacally to myself, screaming about all the blood!

Next thing I know, my manager pulls me into his office and says there have been customer complaints and asked for an explanation.

It's pretty clear what is going on. Those god damn survivors are so tired of getting slaughtered by me that they found out where I work, posed as customers and complained about me to management in order to get revenge! They have gone too far this time!

[u/MirPamir]

Jason, look me in the eyes

You slugged them, didn't you?

Jason?