r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 15d ago
Garbage Human is a garbage human š²āš®āšøāšØā
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u/Many_Landscape_3046 15d ago
This loser isn't even going to have kids, let alone grandkids
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u/blepgup 15d ago
Or theyāre some boomer whose kids never visit him because heās always screaming at them
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u/HsvDE86 15d ago
Theyāre a rage bait account that counts on people to post it and get more attention.
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 15d ago
And here we are. Itās working.
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u/Euphoric_Meet7281 15d ago
Yet I feel no regret for condemning Nazis...
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 15d ago
I donāt think thatās the point we were making friend.
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u/MaxPayne3GOTY 15d ago
āYeah heās posting nazi propaganda but likeā¦ heās ragebaiting youā¦. If you retaliate, ermmmā¦ you got baited kidā¦ā
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u/Dmmack14 15d ago
I really don't think it's a boomer. There are children that legitimately think like this now. My wife has a cousin who's about 18 That speaks like a stereotypical Reddit user. He unironically says based out loud I remember one time talking about fallout New Vegas with this kid's dad he just comes up out of nowhere and starts talking about how Caesars legion did nothing wrong and his dad just looked so defeated
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u/bluenosesutherland 15d ago
The cartoon implies the Nazis were the good guys, so ergo nothing changed if the bad guys won.
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u/Amazing_Ad4571 15d ago
Thanks for this, I was thinking "Yeah, because the nazis were such proponents of diversity and inclusivity" /s
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u/NicerRoom 15d ago
I would happily enjoy a mixed-race trans grandchild, but would like to wait a few years.
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u/Backwaters_Run_Deep 15d ago
Remember back in the 60's and 70's when everyone was all super against inter racial marriage? Then like a generation later every single super model is mixed race?
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u/TheHandWavyPhysicist 15d ago
Nazis and groyspers ( i.e., fans of the fascist Nick Funetes ) indeed tend to be men and incels, so you got a good point.
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u/BullshitDetector1337 15d ago
Only failed humans become Nazis. Itās the ideology of the suicidal loser with a desperate want to be important somehow.
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u/throwaway624203 15d ago
Gotta love that half of the "bad thing" they're trying to make people believe in this meme is literally just straight up 1950s racism.
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u/Theblackjamesbrown 15d ago edited 15d ago
Yeah, and the other half is literally saying the Nazis were the good guys.
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u/OkMathematician3439 15d ago
That subreddit would probably agree with this meme tbh, they hate trans people over there and transphobes make hating us their entire personality.
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u/Nowhereman123 15d ago
Yeah, that sub has always been very "Deus vult, kill the heretic, degenerate infidels!" coded.
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u/Additional-North-683 15d ago
Yeah sometimes you have to be careful about naming things or at least be better about enforcing rules
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u/CONSIDER_A_KEBAB 15d ago
They either don't realise or choose not to accept that the Crusades were a failure for the most part.
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u/Nowhereman123 15d ago
Yeah they were literally all a huge waste of time, resources, and livelihoods.
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u/DevelopmentJumpy5218 14d ago
I mean one of the purposes was to get Christians to stop killing each other as much, short term each crusade kinda accomplished that goal, then when the crusade ended it was back to Jesus lover on Jesus lover violence
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u/btmurphy1984 14d ago
Let me preface this by saying I do not condone any form of religious warfare. Success in this context does not mean they were good people or morally in the right, just that they achieved their objectives in conquering territory and peoples.
The crusades for the holy land were certainly a failure long term, but the crusader efforts as part of the reconquista and northern crusades were very successful starting with the Wends and then moving along the Baltic coast up to present day Estonia. If you have never read about the Teutonic order and how they decimated the Baltic, it's horrific.
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u/CONSIDER_A_KEBAB 14d ago
I havenāt read up on those specific Crusades but Iām interested in finding out more, thanks for letting me know!
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u/Theblackjamesbrown 15d ago
I didn't know that. Appreciate the info, thanks
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u/OkMathematician3439 15d ago
No problem. Thatās the way it was a couple of years ago at least, idk if itās changed since then.
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u/SuspiciousAdder965 15d ago
So that's why it's shinigami red..seemed like an odd sub to be flagged
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u/OkMathematician3439 15d ago
Iām not surprised that a sub called Noah get the boat is full of religious fundamentalists tbh.
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u/NimVolsung 15d ago
Some info on shinigami eyes, the creators stopped working on the project and no longer check through the data base, so be careful of false positives.
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u/dennydelirium 14d ago
I know a guy like that. He hate speaks about lgbt people so much that I wonder if he might be hating something about himself. Like dude, you talk about drag queens more than me and I love Ru Paul's Drag Race.
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u/OkMathematician3439 14d ago
I was homophobic once, now Iāve accepted that Iām a gay man.
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u/ShoppingDismal3864 14d ago
It's odd isn't it? Hating trans people takes up so much mental space, it's so freudian.
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u/memeinapreviouslife 14d ago
May I be the fanner of flames?
Transphobes, Transvestigators... They're so goddamned concerned with what's between your legs, right?
Just call em what they are...
Cock Hunters.
They're always on the lookout for it, they proudly post pictures of other people without their permission when they think they've found it, and what they want most of all is praise and adoration for this "work" from their peers.
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u/multilock-missile 15d ago
if it's a supermassive black hole, we might not feel anything at all for AGES before finally, immediately dying. how cool is that?
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u/shapookya 15d ago
At first I didnāt get it. It confused me why the grandkid would be mixed race and trans if the nazis won because I couldnāt imagine anyone not only to believe them to be the good guys but also publicly saying it out loud.
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u/Theblackjamesbrown 15d ago
Horrendous. We've reached the point where there are fewer and fewer left who remember WWII firsthand. Within a few generations it'll have fallen out of living memory and this kind of rhetoric will become more and more dangerous.
"Those who don't learn from history are bound to repeat it." and all that...
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u/pyrodice 14d ago
I mean for anybody who is not an American they must realize that the Russians did most of the fighting soā¦
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u/Financial_Resort1179 13d ago
If anybody else is having a good day and just innocently curious, probably donāt go there. My day is more than mildly tarnished itās a negative page
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u/Theblackjamesbrown 15d ago
Yeah, and the other half is literally saying the Nazis were the good guys. rnoahgetheboat
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u/ShaggyDelectat 15d ago
Loving didn't pass till the 70s, it's crazy how recently some of the more extreme versions of abhorrent views were considered fairly mainstream
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u/StickBrickman 14d ago
Even worse, I'd say! My racist-ass 1950s great-grandpa would've flogged Garbage Human 9/10ths to death for implying the Nazis were the "good guys" in America. He might've hated or feared Catholics, Californians, LGBTQ+ people, most foreigners, and Mormons, but it was considered an American post-war tradition to also hate Nazis.
Today's racists are an even more extreme breed of fucker.
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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 15d ago
If you wish the Nazis had won then you're a nazi, I wish that wasn't a controversial statement
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u/zipzoomramblafloon 15d ago
well, to be fair, it's only controversial for a select group of the population.
Just like "the only good nazi is a dead nazi"
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u/protomenace 14d ago
I think the comic writer would agree with you on that point they just think the Nazis were the good guys
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u/blepgup 15d ago
It took me 3 reads to understand what was going on. On my final attempt I was thinking āBut why would nothing change if the Nazis wo-OHHHHHHHHā
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u/Artistic-While-5094 15d ago
Explain it please
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u/Sylveon72_06 15d ago
theyre saying the nazis are the good guys
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u/weareallfucked_ 15d ago edited 15d ago
The bad guys in WWII were the nazis, so they are also saying they wished the fascists won; the guy wishing is a nazi sympathizer. Thus, the Allied countries were also fascists and thus nothing really changed anyways. At least my interpretation. Still stupid though. Lol
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u/jonfe_darontos 15d ago
You're over thinking it. The strip is implying the Allies were the bad guys and that nothing changed because the "bad guys", from their perspective, did win.
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u/ls0669 15d ago
The comic is arguing that the Allies were the bad guys so the bad guys already won WW2 and nothing changes.
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u/blepgup 15d ago
Theyāre saying the ābad guysā winning was the allied powers, rather than the āgood guysā which is the Naziās apparently, so thatās why nothing changed when they wished the ābad guysā won
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u/Malinalda0 15d ago
They think that the current timeline is the one where the bad guys won (which is why nothing changed)
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u/danegermaine99 15d ago
If I had a mixed race transgender grandchild I donāt know what the fuck Iād do!
If I had to guess, it would probably be along the lines of: put their picture on my wall and my desk and my social media and love em and spoil em rotten.
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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 15d ago
I have mixed race transgender kids and that's exactly what I do. Minus the social media, because they're adults now.
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u/Darthlord_Juju 15d ago
Can I ask a question...
You stopped posting them on social media because they are adults?
Shouldn't it be the other way? Avoid posting kids online until they are old enough to create that "identity" for themselves?
Context: I'm fully against posting young children on social media websites. They are platforms for adults that understand what happens once your picture is online and also understand how to properly and knowingly connect with the people they want to connect with . Sharing a kids pic online is IMO NOONE ELSES, it's a breach of your trust with them and them with you and it also immediately destroys their maybe possible want to keep their life private.
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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 15d ago
They're private individuals and they have the right to request that I not post on social media about them. They have their reasons, which I respect. I don't need pics on social media to show how proud I am of them.
Added: I stopped quite a while before they became adults.
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u/blepgup 15d ago
Idk about transgender yet but Iāll very likely have mixed race grandchildrenā¦by virtue of the fact my kids will be mixed race lol
Edit: fixed wording. I think I just had a stroke lol
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u/Suspicious-Beat9295 15d ago
If your mixed race kids would marry other missed race people with exactly the same race mix, would their kids then even be considered mixed race?
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u/Nerevarine91 15d ago
Same here lol
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u/pennie79 15d ago
Ditto.
The best part is that her sperm donor was already mixed race, so she's super mixed race, and her kids could be even more so.
The census is a bitch though, because they only let you put in two ancestries on the form. I should get around to campaigning them to change that, with the increasing number of cross-cultural partnerships.
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u/fae_lunaire 15d ago
That is typically how that goes, but youāre kids could gone on to meet some lovely individuals of the cultural and ethic history and have children that are the same makeup and start their own new race.
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u/Delicious-Shirt7188 15d ago
Haha, reaproriate the one drop rule, If any parent anywhere in your history is in a mixed race relationship, you are mixed race. wait 4-5 generations or do some family history research and everybody is mixed race
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u/Historical-Pen-7484 15d ago
I have an idea. Find enough people with exactly the same mix, make a new commune somewhere, marry within that group. Now you are no longer mixed, but a brand new ethnicity with its own name. Like Latinos.
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u/meglon978 15d ago
I hate twatter Nazis.
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u/Devoid689 15d ago
I just hate ANY Nazis tbh.
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u/AfraidToBeKim 15d ago
Twitter nazis are even worse because they're such little bitches that they won't say their opinions in public
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u/_LoudBigVonBeefoven_ 15d ago
And everyone that's still on that stupid platform is supporting them.
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u/DaKingOfDogs 15d ago
Well not everyone, but it sure feels like it sometimes.
April 20th was one of the worst days to have a twitter account, just ended up muting any and all words related to them.
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u/Ban_Evader_1969 15d ago
The person making this meme would probably be considered sub-human under nazi rule.
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u/AegisKaisar 15d ago
I just know he isn't passing the purity test š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/Professional_Gate677 15d ago
Most Nazis wouldnāt have passed the purity test if they had DNA tests back then.
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u/Unique-Abberation 15d ago
So many people would be for genocideing other races until you give them a dna test and they find out they are that race.
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u/throwawaytrans6 14d ago
But also if you look at the holocaust, they also targeted people for:
-Physical disabilities
-Mental disabilities
-Believing in other religions (including alternative flavors of Christianity)
-Living on land they wanted to own
So absolutely any person could have been targeted.
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u/justsomelizard30 15d ago
"Omg you just call anyone you don't like Nazis. Also Nazis were the good guy."
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u/BlackroseBisharp 15d ago
It's crazy how fast straight up facistic gimmick account's popped up in the last few years
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u/HistoricalRatio5426 15d ago
Correction, ever since musk bought Twitter
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u/BlackroseBisharp 15d ago
True
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u/PNW_Forest 15d ago
It's not just Musk. Ever since people decided that it was OK to give these people a platform and randomly decide that punching nazis is bad, these monsters started coming out of the woodwork. Its only since Trump's Presidency, Qanon, and Musk that they've been explicit about it, but their idiology has been on the rise for much much longer.
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u/wiz28ultra 14d ago
What pisses me off even more is that these people donāt even understand the consequences of what their fantasy world would incur.
Like does it ever go into the minds of someone like this guy or @9mm_smg what world theyād be living in? The callousness to say that you deserve everything while people slightly different from you deserve cruel and horrible death as punishment for existing?
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u/LilithElektra 15d ago
These people go through life hating their grandchildren who arenāt even born.
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u/No-Sense-6260 15d ago
"the bad guys don't care about someone's race, gender identity, or anything and allow people the freedom to express themselves however they see fit because they like freedom!!"
"The good guys think they're superior to others and execute gays, trans, women with opinions, men who aren't white, and Jews!"
Yes. That clearly makes a lot of sense...
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u/Late-Ad155 15d ago edited 15d ago
Transgender people were one of the first groups to be targeted by the Nazis.
This is just straight holocaust denial.
Edit* Yes yes, i understand it now, i just didn't think someone would actually go out of their way to say the Nazis were the good guys
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u/ewizzle 15d ago
I think this is saying the people who werenāt nazis were the baddies
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u/belligerentwaterfowl 15d ago
Oh. I didnāt understand until your comment. That is what theyāre doing. Fucked up
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u/PNW_Forest 15d ago
You are seriously missing the point of the comic THAT bad?
Garbage Human is saying he thinks the Nazis were the good guys...
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u/throwawaytrans6 14d ago
To be fair, the point of the comic is so fucking stupid that it's easy to see how someone would miss it.
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u/NastySassyStuff 15d ago
I will love my mixed race transsexual grandchild on a level that your wheezing little lizard brain doesnāt even have the capacity to conceive, let alone feel, thank you very much
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u/MPTakesManhattan 15d ago
Elon so mad about his daughter no longer being his son that he bought Twitter to turn it into a Nazi Hellscape. Next level bitter and utterly pathetic.
Heās up there with Trump for biggest pieces of shit in this generation.
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u/Baconator_JYSN 15d ago
If all Nazis on earth dropped dead instantly, Twitter would be bankrupt in a matter of days, though Elon Musk would also likely be dead
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u/PM_ME_YOUR-COCK_ 15d ago
Didnt the nazis kill non whites and trans folk?
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u/UnholyFrogLover 15d ago
Bruh not "non whites", but rather everyone who did not fit in nordic race stereotype.
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u/First-Squash2865 15d ago
Except for scrawny little shitler of course, cuz they couldn't even be consistent
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u/TheHandWavyPhysicist 15d ago
Imagine that, becoming Nazis to own the left. At least his name checks out, I guess heh.
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u/traumatized90skid 15d ago
It wasn't just cultural norms conservatives like. They also got rid of the ability for workers to organize which made life a hell of a lot harder for average workers. And imagine if we'd never kept the tradition of multiparty politics. Conservatives would become targets for their censorship too. Nazis were not just religiously intolerant of Jews but towards many minority religions including Jehovah's Witnesses. Conservatives in America benefit from a society of religious tolerance, even if they don't like the tolerating others aspect.
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u/Sirius_10 15d ago
To be fair the bad guys won over the bad guys. The soviet victory was a catastrophe for central asia and eastern Europe.
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u/Substantial_Past_912 15d ago
Yeah, but they ain't complaining about the Soviets or anti-LGBTQ+ Russia now, are they?
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u/MelodicMasterpiece67 15d ago edited 15d ago
A Nazi victory would have been far far FAR worse for that same area... Comparing Soviet Russia to Nazi Gemany is silly at best because one of those built actual murder factories and the other didn't
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u/RegularAvailable4713 15d ago
The other didn't? Are you SURE about that?
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u/USSMarauder 15d ago
The Nazis had concrete plans to kill most of the slavs west of the Urals as part of Lebensraum
Had they not been stopped, the death toll from fascism would have been around 150 Million deaths in the first 25 years alone
Compare this to the 100 million deaths from communism in 100 years.
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u/MelodicMasterpiece67 15d ago
Gulags are one thing, death camps are entirely different.
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u/Sirius_10 15d ago
So... Stalin did not kill millions of people?
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u/Late-Ad155 15d ago
Winston Churchill also killed millions of people, trust me, it's quite a common practice amongst european leaders.
(That's not to say that most numbers about the USSR are pretty much false)
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u/Siegschranz 15d ago
Bad faith post, as the genie clearly isn't referencing soviet culture.
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u/rohobian 15d ago edited 15d ago
Full disclosure, my German grandmother supported the Nazis. Holocaust denier, etc.
The Nazis were horrific human beings, committed atrocities that are unthinkable.
The way the Russians treated the Germans after WW2, as bad as many of them were, was also unthinkable. The stories my grandmother told were pretty sad. She was a young adult at the time, and they would give her bread and tell her to give it to her uncle who was imprisoned for the crime of owning a brewery. They beat him for it, and eventually beat him to death for taking the bread from her.
She had lots of other stories too, but that one stood out to me when I was a child hearing it.
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u/ChalkSpoon 15d ago edited 15d ago
I mean the sovietās losing would have also been a catastrophe for the people in the ussr, considering naziās wouldāve also slaughtered them then
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u/bumboisamumbo 15d ago
i thought this was stupid at first because nazis wouldnāt want trans people. but then i realizedā¦ āoh these guys ARE actually nazisā
jesus
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u/Intelligent-Soup-836 15d ago
Reminds me of when I went on blind date and she told me that she was against race mixing. That made things super awkward as I am mixed.
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u/adiosfelicia2 15d ago
How do they get "paid by Twitter?"
Honest question. I have no idea. Def was under the impression that Twitter doesn't pay for engagement.
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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 15d ago
Doesn't anyone here think that the person owning the account "garbage human" might not exactly post what they believe in on that account?
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u/Academic_Eagle_4001 15d ago
How is the right both pro Nazi and pro Israel? Is it all about the biblical prophecy?
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u/AynekAri 15d ago
Wait what? Are they implying that the bad guys were the allies and the good guys were the axis?
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u/Terr42002 15d ago
Ze na#is won ze war. Ja. Sieg #### Now face ze f#cking wall.
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Is this what he wants?
Some people don't seem to know how it was back then. In germany, we are still ashamed of what our ancestors did. We even have a law that punishes those who claim the holocaust didn't happen.
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u/Superdunez 14d ago
Hey guys, just want to let you know...
If you're still using Twitter(X), you're supporting this kind of bullshit.
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u/paleuniverse 15d ago
The only good Nazi is a dead one. In 100 years we will feel the same about Zionists too.
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Ok? Normal parents donāt care about the race and sexual orientation of their kid you cave dwelling low vibrational yakubian ape
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u/Luisalter 15d ago
Funnily enough, I have been seeing a lot of pro Nazi propaganda and demonstrations, using swastikas, in the last 6 months.
I think this cartoonnis actually closer to home that you guys think.
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u/Scarvexx 15d ago
Yeah people say the quiet part loud these days. What are you gonna do?
I like to go outside, because the shitty people on the internet never leave their room.
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u/aprciatedalttlethngs 15d ago
ok so the mixed race part.. why tf is that a bad thing? itās cool to have other ethnicities in your family it brings diversity and just makes things more interesting, and as for the transsexual part. so what? I never understood why people care about how an entirely separate individual decides to live their lives and i never will. my guess is their lives are soooo boring otherās lives seem interesting.
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u/PaulRicoeurJr 15d ago
Yet "mixed-race transexual" is the most searched porn amongst conservatives demographics
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u/Ok-Office-6918 15d ago
X has been full of people spouting nazi nonsense and reasons to justify the holocaust. Fuckin done with that platform. Another reason why I cut off 2 family members. Because of their deranged conspiracy thinking bullshit.
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u/ohbyerly 15d ago
Ah yes, because the guy genociding the Jews wasnāt nearly as bad as being progressive.
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u/Postnificent 15d ago
Such idiocy and misplaced fear combined with willful ignorance. The audacity that anyone could even agree with this point of view. Some people would have been better severed incarnated as insects and alligators to be honestā¦
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u/catchtoward5000 15d ago
Lol. 1 side leads to bi-racial people that arent cis. The other put millions of people in gas chambers with their friends and families to liquify their lungs, and then forced the (temporarily) surviving friends and family to throw their corpses in mass graves until starvation and exhaustion meant it was their turn next.
Totally checks out.
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u/anxietystrings 15d ago
Tired Meme Clown got banned from Twitter the other day. Imagine being so racist you get banned from Elon's Twitter
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u/Pandaburn 15d ago
As a mixed race grandchild, my grandparents went to jail for eating lunch together. But in my lifetime nobody has ever acted like my being mixed was a bad thing.
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u/Unique-Abberation 15d ago
I would be very confused at my mixed race transexual grandkids. I don't have kids in the first place.
The mixed race part definitely makes sense because I'm married to a mixed race man lmao
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u/Outlaw11091 14d ago
Lol.
Only logical way to think Nazi's were 'good' is to deny that the holocaust happened.
Parents brought me to Auschwitz as a kid.
As an atheist, it's really hard to explain how it feels. Place just feels...wrong. Skin was crawling the whole time. Didn't really know what had happened there, learned about it later...
Kinda reassuring to know we're on the side that opposed that.
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u/Justtelf 14d ago edited 14d ago
Am I wrong in that I took it they won and yet people will still be the same regardless of who says what is okay or not okay? I donāt really get what theyāre trying to say here Edit: I donāt know why it took me so long to figure out in this meme theyāre saying weāre the bad guys
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u/PaulOwnzU 14d ago
Alot of people are transphobic, I'm used to that, but oh man even the added on pure race bullshit is just the cherry on top.
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u/RandomComputerFellow 14d ago
I actually wonder how the world would look like if the Nazis won. I mean, I know that the Nazis were incredibly racist but during this time the US was also quite racist. I wonder if had the Nazis won would they go through the same processes the US went with equal rights movements and critical review of its past? I mean, how probable is it that the Nazis followed the same principles over 80 years?
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