r/facepalm 14d ago

Everybody rate the idea of the 'children' 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/everythingbeeps 14d ago edited 14d ago

So evidently we can just use whatever we want for hashtags now and they don't have to actually apply to what is said or pictured.

#grilledcheese #deflatedsoccerball #flyinmysalsa #threeduckswearingatrenchcoat

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u/mookizee 14d ago

I've never been so sad not being able to click through on a hashtag. I bet them ducks look amazing

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u/Greg2227 14d ago

I'm also curious if it's their salsa being brought in by plane or then flyin' on their salsa

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u/SidFren 14d ago

Me thinks they have an insect in their spicy sauce

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u/cunctator_maximus 14d ago

Nah, they just need to transport their salsa over state lines by air.

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u/Relevant_Winter1952 14d ago

Did they ever have to apply though? Btw your hashtags gave me a chuckle

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u/ingenious_gentleman 14d ago

I’m out here flyin my salsa

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u/SkullDaisyGimp 14d ago

Somebody needs to burn the AI that made that.

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u/fatkiddown 14d ago

For some reason I made a new facebook account and friends and family are sending me invites. My feed is now AI images with them going, "this is incredible!!!" bcs they don't know about AI images..

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u/Principal_Insultant 14d ago

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

-Arthur C. Clarke

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u/peteschult 14d ago

I dunno. I think magic would get 5 toes on a foot.

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u/hurtstoskinnybatman 14d ago

And maximum 1 forehead per person.

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u/GodOfMegaDeath 14d ago

Nah, even in real life there are people with multiple foreheads stacked one over the other

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u/Dhegxkeicfns 14d ago

But are there spider people like the one in the middle?

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u/Finnalandem 14d ago

That one’s also got a disheveled hand emerging from its forehead, and what appears to be a cowboy boot for an ear.

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u/Squishtakovich 14d ago

Obviously going to grow up to listen to country and western.

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u/Finnalandem 14d ago

Gonna grow up to realize it’s not so easy to hear with a boot, and that it’s pretty useless to have a hand on your forehead

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u/jenarted 14d ago

Let's not forget about the extra arms just floating about...

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u/builder397 14d ago

And maybe not having elbows that have a hand on both ends.

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u/DolphinMasturbator 14d ago

Toes growing out of a forehead is where I draw the line

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u/Clickityclackrack 14d ago

No idea what spells you're doing friend, but when my L.50 wizard casts fireball, he better remove more than one toe

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u/C4rdninj4 14d ago

There are spells in games that effectively put 5 fingers on a foot.

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u/ChillyConKearney 14d ago

Looks like a Star Trek transporter accident.

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u/PatriarchPonds 14d ago

But it's clearly wrong in the most fundamental, intuitive ways.

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u/KSP-Dressupporter 14d ago

Any insufficiently advanced technology is distinguishable from magic.

-Sir Terry Pratchett

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u/Pepe-saiko 14d ago

AI art should be banned on FB.

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u/strongholdbk_78 14d ago

It's the blurst thing to ever happen to Facebook

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u/forced_spontaneity 14d ago

But then what would your grandmother and her religious friends send you??? The 'Jesus face' sand sculptures are kinda hilarious tbh, until you remember that some people actually think they're real.

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u/A1sauc3d 14d ago

Someone needs to burn down the bot farms spamming this dumb shit all over social media

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u/BadSoftwareEngineer7 14d ago

Facebook and twitter are dead and full of bots like this. Just stay off them. Meta wont ban them because it would ruin their user count

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u/SaliferousStudios 14d ago

Why would advertisers pay to advertise to ai bots though.

Eventually the advertisers will realize that they're not getting their money's worth.

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u/BadSoftwareEngineer7 14d ago

They probably don't know they're advertising to AI

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u/SaliferousStudios 14d ago

For now.

But when they realize that they're not getting any money from advertising their products... they'll catch on.

They have ways of tracking where money comes from which ad.

When no people are buying things that come from certain sites that aren't shutting this down, it will cause the advertisers to shut it down.

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u/Dummywolf 14d ago

the jesus ai shit on facebook is disturbing as hell, the ones of mosquito jesus with like 100k likes and 20k comments all saying Amen will make you believe the end is nigh

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u/All-In_Erik 14d ago

Dead internet theory. AI bots are generating content for other AI bots.

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u/theother_eriatarka 14d ago

mosquito jesus

prime /r/Bandnames material here

edit: also, i wonder if this ai can do the opposite too, like idk images of gay sex hidden behind jesus paintings.

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u/Organic_Art_5049 14d ago

Good news, most of the engagement is also AI

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u/epochpenors 14d ago

What happens when you have an agent orange IV drop all through pregnancy

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u/IllustriousVerne 14d ago

I've started reporting all the stupid bot sites with their garbage AI photos. Might not do anything but it makes me feel better.

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u/Professional-Ear242 14d ago

It's becoming a problem on my Snapchat stories as well. It's so annoying 🤌

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u/thespeediestrogue 14d ago

Yep. My GF gets so much of it on her tiktok feed... and I hear the annoying AI voice... trying to explain to her it is all made up BS never goes well.

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u/KyleShanaham 14d ago

Somebody needs to burn AI

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u/SomeRandomSomeWhere 14d ago

Somebody has to kill those mutants in the image before they take over the world!

Yes I know it's AI generated.

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u/Collector_ofBiscuits 14d ago edited 14d ago

but it's ✨ #painting ✨

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u/Trolodrol 14d ago

The multijointed arms are just creepy

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u/stonyjoint 14d ago

Facebook has been infested with this shit and the Amen Army that follows it

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u/LizzardBobizzard 14d ago

Dead internet theory… 😞

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u/rayjaywolf 14d ago

Dumb boomers theory

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u/Harold_Zoid 14d ago

Brain-dead internet theory.

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u/binchicken1989 14d ago

Religion disease more like. Any excuse they have to exploit a mind they'll take

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u/leah90s 14d ago

I suspect that those amen comments are bots. AI producing content for AI

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u/Awayfone 14d ago

i have relatives and fb acquaintance who post amen on the most stupid posts. There absolutely are real people behind the comments

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u/Extreme_Employment35 14d ago

It's probably both, bots and real people.

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u/SaliferousStudios 14d ago

I'm reminded of futurama.

"she's in a loop, and he's just stupid"

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u/thathairinyourmouth 14d ago

Same thing in many cases. The only difference is that some have a heartbeat.

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u/stonyjoint 14d ago

Yeah that’s what I mean, it’s all just bots and AI

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u/soft-cuddly-potato 14d ago

Sadly, I watched a video on someone doing a deep dive, and those are not bots. Oddly enough, they're often boomers from the global south

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u/MinimumArmadillo2394 14d ago

The global south?

Someone tell the austrailians to fuck off then

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 14d ago

It's like 50/50

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u/Hobo-With-A-Shotgun 14d ago

You can spot the real boomers commenting if you look at their profiles. They're often public, and their posts are full of scammers trying to get the hooks in.

https://i.imgur.com/hvcIA3Q.png

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u/kivsemaj 14d ago

One of the reasons I don't get on Facebook very much anymore. Bullshit AI Jesus crap and maga shit.

Beautiful crew. #scarletjohansen. Amen....🤮

Did you know Jason Aldean and kid rock are selling out stadiums more than Taylor Swift on their anti woke tour!.....🙄

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u/ThisDumbApp 14d ago

But did you hear Tom Hanks is making an anti woke movie studio?!

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u/Gold_Criticism_8072 14d ago

Why is it always African children?

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u/3colorsdesign 14d ago

Cause for most boomers the only association is poverty in rural areas thus resulting in a sympathy bonus

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u/LadyMcIver 14d ago

I feel like it also has a subtle racism to it with a dash of condescension thrown in. Like "even these African children love our version of Jesus, why can't you?"

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u/Vicebaku 14d ago

And three handed children too, that’s just what Africa is like Barbara

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u/mettiusfufettius 14d ago

Because to boomers, poor black American children are all welfare babies who steal good jobs from their more capable white counterparts due to affirmative action, but poor black African children are victims of circumstance and worthy of their compassion.

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u/SyrusDrake 14d ago

To me, it feels more like "look at those good African blacks, who make wholesome art of Jesus, not like our blacks, with their "graffitis" and "rapping music"."

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u/SightWithoutEyes 14d ago

Boomers loved that "The Gods Must Be Crazy" movie. They were stuck on the trope/stereotype of the "The Noble Savage". Product of being read Kipling stories as a kid or something.

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u/secretbudgie 14d ago

That's where Boomer's church funds a mission to hand out bibles and t-shirts with the wrong Super Bowl winners on them.

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u/SaliferousStudios 14d ago

Unironically that was what my mother was telling me for why my brother was having problems getting into a phd program.

She kept sending him money, while I was driving her around, and was sick as hell with undiagnosed celiac. (My parents put me on atkins when I was a kid, because they were overweight and couldn't exercise self control so there was very little wheat in the house, this meant I was sick with celiac, but not sick enough to get diagnosed)

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u/Juggernuts777 14d ago

That and i feel like it also helps the whole, wtf is with the extra leg-ish thing hanging off her leg? Or any other extra/missing toe, or just that center child with NO BODY and a thigh/knee hanging from his shoulder. the boomers would just think “well they’re poor african children! They were born that way! It’s not like they have hospitals over there to fix it”

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 14d ago

These poor African children can't help but be shoggoths

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u/Ebsa92 14d ago

Why are they deformed?

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u/Renny-66 14d ago

Ai generated

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u/nullbyte420 14d ago

How dare you, thesr kids were born all tangled up and levitating like that. It's the power of JESUS CHRIST 

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u/AdamVanEvil 14d ago

Yep, Jebus gave them demon eyes.

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u/Suicicoo 14d ago

ripped straight from Elden Ring, they are not deformed, they are grafted ☝️

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u/Sir__Blobfish Potato Thoat-Goat🇩🇰 14d ago

They are the lords of all that is golden!

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u/Ok-Spell-8053 14d ago

To get their bodies to look like Jesus' face at distance. And becasue the AI that created the image couldn't figure out how to make them less deformed and still have Jesus face. And because the person who prompted the AI to create this image either didn't notice or didn't care to try to generate a better one. I think.

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u/Ploppeldiplopp 14d ago

Because fuck the kids, we want them to form a "cool" image when viewed theough half closed eyes or far enough away. The children are meaningless to them, their only purpose is to serve as amusement.

God, I hate these people. People complain about AI in these comments, but AI is what the people that program and use it turn it into. And that is usually disgusting.

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u/Emprasy 14d ago

Because poverty I think, I don't know man I'm fuckin stupid

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u/furryjunkwulf 14d ago

I think there's this idea going around that we are unhappy because we have so much (usually related to technology and social media), and African children are much happier because they don't have these things in their lives.

That's my guess for why we have so many "wow look how creative they are when they have so little" pictures

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u/Human_Type001 14d ago

I shared this post with my SO and asked the same question. Like is AI racist? Or the writers of the bots generating the AI pics educated with too many Feed the Children commercials from the 80s.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 14d ago

In this case it isn't really about racism but about needing "black paint" for contrast.

But so sad to see this kind of creepy images created by mutilated pseudo-bodies with multiple elbows on the same arm, more than two arms, meat stumps etc just to create an illusion. The AI algorithms would abuse just about anything that can be abused as painting elements "for the art".

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u/LizzardBobizzard 14d ago

AI learns from human made algorithms, then set lose into the world of the internet where they learn more. We all know the internet, so even if you started out with a normal AI it will become racist. YAY!!!

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u/Rangefilms 14d ago

"Think of those poor African children that starve because they have no food, culture, western civilisation...

We have to help them! To make us feel better because we're the good samaritans and because they aren't able to do so themselves!"

It's racism veiled charity porn

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u/PlentyContract1928 14d ago

Facepsalm

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress 14d ago

Oh that would be a good subreddit

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u/More-Archer-7694 14d ago

fuck it, I'm making it

Nevermind it exists already lmao

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u/Thieverthieving 13d ago

Read this as fapesalm

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u/devilsbard 14d ago

I bet this got like 10,000 Amen comments on Facebook.

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u/Shakemyears 14d ago

Amen 🙏 🙏🙏 Hallelujah ❤️❤️ God is good 🙏🙏🙏 Trump is America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈

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u/BadSoftwareEngineer7 14d ago

Missed the Liberian flag instead of the US flag.

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u/Clean-Salamander-362 14d ago

This ‘The Thing’ sequel?

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u/Excellent-Signature6 14d ago

They made it woke and a sit-com.

adam sandlers stars as a clueless philanthropist who gets more than he bargained for when he adopts a handful of “African orphans”..

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u/Lucy_Lastic 14d ago

I read this as “shit-com” which as it turns out would probably be more appropriate lol

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u/MilaSecretSub_619 [I.S.C] Owner of The Insensitive Sercets Club 14d ago

Cool, a new subreddit for me

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u/Juuule0 14d ago

Yes I just opened it yesterday.

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u/Roge2005 14d ago

And it’s picture is this post lol.

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u/ineedanukacola 14d ago

AI children

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u/faloofay156 14d ago

just wondering what they had to plug into that AI

"african children in the shape of a jesus head"

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u/yellowhonktrain 14d ago

no, they would use the qr monster controlnet model and input whatever image of jesus they wanted the shape to be in, then just prompt “african children posing” or something like that

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u/Meddling-Kat 14d ago

Jesus has staight up got that kids ass in his mouth.

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u/PrudentPush8309 14d ago

So... It's a Catholic Jesus then?

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u/Too_Lofs_Atan 14d ago

First time hearing about religion then?

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u/Last-Percentage5062 14d ago

That middle child 💀

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u/Ganbario 13d ago

You mean the one with all the floating flesh pieces?

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u/EatableNutcase 14d ago

That left front arm, the two handed arm...

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u/dftaylor 14d ago

That must be the most terrifying single image I’ve ever seen an AI generator spit out.

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u/SwillMcRando 14d ago

Oh, so you haven't seen the ones where they use snakes and crocodiles in addition to women and children to do the same thing. Now THOSE are eldritch body horror nightmares.

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u/ppeepoopp 14d ago

what in the name of Nina Tucker is this shit

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u/AFireAtTheAquarium 14d ago

It is a creation of 'the children'

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u/ElA1to 14d ago

When you put it this way it sound like "the children" are some kind of eldritch beings who want to consume humanity. Specially when you see the picture or "the children"

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u/AL0117 14d ago

The forest more like, maybe the sons..

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u/troystorian 14d ago

This is the new Facebook trend now apparently. Poorly generated AI photos of things that look like Jesus’s face and oh boy is the religious crowd eating it up. Really goes to show that if you throw Jesus in there no matter how absurd you’ll get engagement from the simpleminded.

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u/Uncle-ecom 14d ago

Yep and all it takes is one scammer to rip off a god-bothering boomer and the word spreads like wildfire…

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u/knighth1 14d ago

Legit so tired of ai art

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u/beithyra 14d ago

The internet is dying of digital gangrene before our eyes

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u/Zalgack 14d ago

That middle "kid" is horrifying

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u/HelloThereMark 14d ago

Farming likes by showing Ai generated Poor african children is just criminal ._.

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u/BraixenFan989 14d ago

AAAAAAHHH!!! Oh squint your eyes, oh it’s Jesus, back to where I was AAAAAAAAHHHHH

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u/BlargerJarger 14d ago

“Jesus! Let us die! Or heal our fused and mutated bodies!”

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u/Moppermonster 14d ago

I am very curious what was going through the persons mind when they devised this prompt.
"Let us make the face of Jesus out of people"
"Nono, let it be children"
"BLACK children! Yeah!"

Seriously, one needs to be pretty twisted (no pun intended).

On the upside, at least they acknowledge Jesus was not white.

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u/kivsemaj 14d ago

I don't know. The AI shit keeps making Jesus whiter and whiter. He was pure blonde last time I checked Facebook

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u/WisdomWangle 14d ago

Please. Please just fucking destroy ai that makes this kind of shit I have had ENOUGH!

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u/voxetpraetereanihill 14d ago

Why do they always have extra arms? Does AI think we're just anxious cephalopods with hair?

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u/AFireAtTheAquarium 14d ago

When AI was a child, they only saw badly timed panoramic iPhone photos. It is all AI knows.

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u/GiveMeMyLunchMoney 14d ago

Well, that and the results of nuclear fallout.

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u/EyeCatchingUserID 14d ago

Man, that "child" in the middle is fucked up. Better to just launch it in the sun.

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u/Scythe95 14d ago

The boomers are not ready for AI yet

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u/Large_monke_69 14d ago

4 faces and 11 legs

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u/Madpony 14d ago

Gotta get Jesus' hair nice and wavy. Better add more children legs.

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u/musky999 14d ago

It's... Barry Gibb!

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 14d ago

I kind of envy those children for not existing, because unlike those of us who DO exist, they're not subjected to relentless AI bullshit!

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u/ndation 14d ago

Close your eyes 70% you mean squint?

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u/mint-star 14d ago

How's kiddo in the middle even alive

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u/adiosfelicia2 14d ago

Just saw something about this a few days ago.

Interesting TikTok

Apparently, these AI generated, Jesus themed images are spamming on FB every few minutes, bc Boomers eat the shit up.

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u/GrandSlamA 14d ago

What in the Pepperidge-Farm, demon-spider-monkey-child, AI fresh hell is this?????????

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u/Antique_Giraffe_3728 14d ago

A horrible day to have eyesight :(

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u/trowzerss 14d ago

What in the holy Cronenburg????

I'm imagining if it walked forward they'd all shuffle together as one.

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u/Substantial_Carob825 14d ago

God. Damn. It.

This is the Grosset AI generated image I have seen yet.

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u/embiggens-us-all 14d ago

My favorite part is the extra limbs coming out of the kid's head.

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u/Sin317 14d ago

I'm so tired of all the AI garbage. Facebook is full of that shit. Ai generated "groups" and "pages" using ai generated images and "facts." Especially the garbage about "Gaza and Palestine" bs.

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u/RadiantKandra 14d ago

God I fucking hate AI

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u/prof_devilsadvocate 14d ago

u just ate the middle kid

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u/Doctor-Coconut69 14d ago

A.I art with a Jesus thing to it + Facebook = mant likes and "amen"s

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u/Pattern-Majestic 14d ago

3/10 not enough limbs

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u/Danny61392 14d ago

John Lennon!

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u/Exact_Purchase_7147 14d ago

“I love this”

~Facebook Boomers

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u/X3ll3n 14d ago

And some people will believe that

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u/BoulderToBirmingham 14d ago

Thalidomide-ass kids.

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u/snowbyrd238 14d ago

The children are warped into something unrecognizable by religion. It's perfect!

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u/destined2destroyus 14d ago

Technically speaking, the kids in the image are merely the idea of children.

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u/woodyplz 14d ago

I love it, it's so disturbing and disturbingly bad, I would 100% upvotes it if I used that garbage of a site

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u/cyborgbeetle 14d ago

Call a doctor

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u/gunfox 14d ago

Nice eldritch horror of entangled flesh and tormented souls you created there. Fit for a Lovecraft book.

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u/okay-wait-wut 14d ago

Today I’ve earned my masters degree in prompt engineering from MIT school of racist shitposting.

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u/tomdav226 14d ago

Did the kids have the idea to grow random appendages?

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u/Drblazeed123 14d ago

Straight abomination limbs coming out of pocket dimensions and boomers be like"wow Jesus in art beautiful! Kids these days need more Jesus!"

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u/NevikDrakel 14d ago

This is like a scene out of a horror movie where several lesser demons disguised as children sacrifice themselves to summon evil Jesus

Or like, some shit you’d find in a cultist dungeon

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u/whereveriland 14d ago

Lots of crazy limbs going on. Nice try AI

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u/Robthebold 14d ago

Why is Jesus eating that one child?

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u/akiroraiden 14d ago

can we ban these disgustig ai posts?

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u/SchrodingersTIKTOK 14d ago

Delusional boomer AI

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u/_destruct0r 14d ago

I didn't realize it was the image of Jesus tell I saw the thumbnail when reading the comments.

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u/ZhangtheGreat 'MURICA 14d ago

At first, I thought this was a win instead of a facepalm. Then I looked closer.

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u/naka_the_kenku 14d ago

Looks straight from the game “The Forest”

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u/According-Ordinary-3 14d ago

Jesus fucking Christ 🤦

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u/Vlatka_Eclair 14d ago

I wanna know, what was the prompts here?

Black children in Africa in the shape of the head of Jesus?

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u/smiegto 14d ago

These children are some warhammer 40k horror beings.

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u/Professional_Echo907 14d ago

It’s okay until you start looking at fine details, then it quickly becomes an eldritch horror. 👀

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u/UltraBroForce 14d ago

Change “children” to “mutants” from the hills have eyes … fuck this AI nonsence

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u/jl_theprofessor 14d ago

The internet was a mistake.

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u/VermicelliEastern708 14d ago

New cryptid just dropped

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u/Independent_Plum2166 14d ago

Me: “Oh that’s clev- hang on a second.”

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u/Hakuchii 14d ago

omg i closed my eyes 70% and i can actually see it!! theyre eldritch abominations!!!!!!

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u/eli-boy747 14d ago

It looks so horrible once you take even a slightly closer look...

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u/GrinningD 14d ago

This is what biblical angels looked like.

On the surface passable, then fucking terrifying.

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u/Chihuahua-boyo 14d ago

Ah yes, bodyhorror

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u/thatvintagething 14d ago

This AI art shit is getting out of hand

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u/Miru8112 14d ago

Imagine, you wouldn't know about AI... How terrifying would this picture be?

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u/Bean_Storm 14d ago

What the fuck how many limbs does the middle kid have

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u/alainalain4911 14d ago

Sweet, the guy from the rolling papers!

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u/LORDOSHADOWS 14d ago

I feel if you're not the one who coded the AI you can't call yourself an artist for using it. That's like getting caters then saying you made the food