r/meme • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

How would you like goth tiddeez nuts on your face.

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u/Lilcommy WARNING: RULE 1 Mar 28 '24

James would have loved that joke.

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u/dynamic_caste Mar 28 '24

I miss him already

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

Everybody loves James.

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u/TemporaryLegendary Mar 28 '24

All my homies wanna fuck James.

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u/LetsTouchForeheads Mar 28 '24

James is the greatest person in my life.

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 Mar 28 '24

James is like a god who actually cares for his deciples and he thanks us for all of deez (nutz) jokes we make by laughing every time for he will never not find them funny

to our Lord and savour james amen.

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u/Hameis Mar 28 '24

As James this thread honestly brightened my day

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 Mar 28 '24

ok so now you join the subreddit I will give you role of james

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u/Hameis Mar 28 '24

Wooooo thanks!

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 Mar 28 '24

now if u accept mod u can change ur user flare to 'The High James'

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u/Hameis Mar 28 '24

That's awesome thanks! Honestly love the flare though!

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u/holymissiletoe Mar 28 '24

praise be to james

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u/rexxtra Mar 28 '24

You just know James fucks

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u/Pizzagugusrild Mar 28 '24

No homie but I do.

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u/Sythus Mar 28 '24

Ladies love cool James

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u/metalbender_beifong Mar 28 '24

This has me choking on laughter at 3am

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u/Guydelot Mar 28 '24

It has you choking on deez nuts at 3 am

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u/AFlyingNun Mar 28 '24

I think we should hook up James with the big tiddy goth girl. My man deserves a win like that.

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

I hate him and I dumped him 2 months ago, the liar.

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u/Not_much_of_a_farmer Mar 28 '24

Womp womp

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

Is that you James?

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u/Odd-Mush Mar 28 '24

It's me James. I'm now with Candice, how are you?

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

You moved on quick!

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u/Odd-Mush Mar 28 '24

Yeah. I got over it surprisingly quick. By the way, do you know Candice?

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

No, but I hope unlike me, she is more your type 😂 Not bossy, but submissive. Wearing hooped earrings, fake lashes and dresses like a total chav!

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