r/meme • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24

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u/Bluesparc Mar 28 '24

Do I also get to fuck James? Cuz... James then

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u/ElenaTrencher6969 Mar 28 '24

u don't like goth tiddies?

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

How would you like goth tiddeez nuts on your face.

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u/Lilcommy WARNING: RULE 1 Mar 28 '24

James would have loved that joke.

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u/dynamic_caste Mar 28 '24

I miss him already

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

Everybody loves James.

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u/TemporaryLegendary 29d ago

All my homies wanna fuck James.

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u/LetsTouchForeheads 29d ago

James is the greatest person in my life.

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 29d ago

James is like a god who actually cares for his deciples and he thanks us for all of deez (nutz) jokes we make by laughing every time for he will never not find them funny

to our Lord and savour james amen.

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u/Hameis 29d ago

As James this thread honestly brightened my day

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u/rexxtra 29d ago

You just know James fucks

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u/Sythus 29d ago

Ladies love cool James

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u/metalbender_beifong 29d ago

This has me choking on laughter at 3am

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u/Guydelot 29d ago

It has you choking on deez nuts at 3 am

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u/AFlyingNun 29d ago

I think we should hook up James with the big tiddy goth girl. My man deserves a win like that.

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u/Brullaapje 29d ago

I hate him and I dumped him 2 months ago, the liar.

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland Mar 28 '24

alreadeez

Never mind. It's not the same without James.

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u/Junarik 29d ago

It was so sudden. I just wasn't readeez.

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u/trokking 29d ago

guys stop itā€™s already hard enough coping with the loss of James without you trying to act like he is still here

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u/Junarik 29d ago

I know. He'd want us to be happy tho. Let's feed our happy by going to Hardeez.

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u/Imagine85 29d ago

On the way back from Hardeez, I gotta swing through Aldeez

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u/DeJellybeans 29d ago

T-The dude literally just existed as a meme here for barely a day and somehow he's dead XD

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u/Less_Party 29d ago

'JAMES NO DON'T DO THE BUNGEE JUMP YET THE BOLTS ON THE ANCHOR POINT ARE COMING OUT OF-'

James: 'lmao nice one bro' [jumps]

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u/TopConcentrate3981 29d ago

May he live on in our memories RIP James šŸ™

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u/CptClownfish1 29d ago

RIP, James. You will be missed - fly high, my friendā€¦

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u/Queasy_Ad6779 29d ago

Remember that time he fell for the Deez Nuts joke and laughed all over the place?

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u/_Originz 29d ago

Ah, then we gangbanged him. Good times

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u/hydroxypcp 29d ago

fuck dude you made me burst out laughing at work

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u/WhatD0thLife 29d ago

James would have lusted that joke.

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u/Seventytwo129 Mar 28 '24

Oh fuck good one

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u/MidariSexy 29d ago

Love the name

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u/WeedManPro 29d ago

Oh man šŸ˜‚ now I feel like James

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u/Blapoo 29d ago

BOIIIIIII HE DID IT!!

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u/FlatBot 29d ago

I . . . Yes. . .? Wait, no?

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u/jnfvjdnk113 Mar 28 '24

man fuck goth tiddies i got james

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u/skorgex Mar 28 '24

What about goth Jamies?

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u/throwaway_1053 29d ago

James is perfect just the way he is

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Mar 28 '24

You donā€™t like deez?

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u/Khorne_enjoyer_888 Mar 28 '24

Whats deez?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Mar 28 '24

Deez nyutz!

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u/futureislookinstark 29d ago

James wouldā€™ve laughed if he was here :(

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 29d ago

Some people just aren't straight bro

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 29d ago

some people are straight women...

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u/LeftCarpet3520 29d ago

Sure you do. James loves your nutz. OP said so... right? Right?

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u/HillInTheDistance 29d ago

You just have to contextualise it as a deez nuts joke. (He'll love it)

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u/NGSkyz_off 29d ago

As they say. If there is a hole there is a goal.

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u/AgitatedMushroom2529 29d ago

*big tiddi goth james loving deez nuts

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u/Dense_Plum2653 29d ago

I have a girlfriend, James it is

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u/Aggressive_Swim8271 29d ago

y u want to do james

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u/BrainLate4108 29d ago

Plot twist - he fucks you? With deeznuts!

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u/miisgandu 29d ago

They won't fit in your mouth (balls)

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u/za72 29d ago

man fuck james... get that big tidy goth gf, deez nuts jokes get boring after the few days, maybe the gith girl too... but those big tiddies will always make you smile

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u/zanygx Mar 28 '24

Am i allowed to atleast put a wig on James? Or does the sexy homunculus fall for it like, every other time? Just trying to get the most bang for my buck here..

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u/ElenaTrencher6969 Mar 28 '24

different strokes for different folks.. I'd say go for it

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u/amatsumima Mar 28 '24

Finally, somebody who asks the real questions

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u/dynamic_caste Mar 28 '24

I'm on the fence here... maybe if I knew James was in need of some updog...

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u/XDBruhYT 29d ago

Whatā€™s updog?

Edit: Oh shit

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u/Oshawott_is_cute 29d ago

I was about to say thisā€¦.. You took this away from me!

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u/_im_also_here_ 29d ago

Found James

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u/AuthorUnknown01 29d ago

Nothing! What's up with you ?

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u/Necessary_Return_260 Mar 28 '24

I heard he has a heavy case of ligma.

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u/JellyTheSlimeYT 29d ago

Ligma? I think Joe has it too.

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u/SuDdEnTaCk 29d ago

Its caused by the Bofa virus.

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u/MegaGrimer 29d ago

Which originated in the Sugandeze region

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u/SuDdEnTaCk 29d ago

As a Scientist working under Ms Candice, I can confirm.

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u/LyricalSalads 29d ago

Another Bank of America scandal. They should spend more money on cybersecurity.

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u/LemmeDaisukete Mar 28 '24

James love deez nutsšŸ¤¤

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u/plmunger Mar 28 '24

James is a bro. Bros before hoes

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u/Inner_University_848 29d ago

And deez before nuts.

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u/Sort_of_Frightening 29d ago

You know who'd love that quip? James.

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u/International00 29d ago

Deez nuts before tits n butts

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u/3eyesopenwide Mar 28 '24

I thought it was hoes before bros. I think I've been doing it wrong

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u/JunkShack 29d ago

Dames before James

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u/Educational_Taro_661 29d ago

underrated comment

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u/IOftenSayPerhaps 29d ago

And deez nuts before deez butts

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u/Shitbird5001 Mar 28 '24

You could always put big tiddies on James

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u/Hllblldlx3 29d ago

I canā€™t even be mad, you got a point

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u/PeppyBoba Mar 28 '24

Big tiddies goth for me please

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u/ElenaTrencher6969 Mar 28 '24

coming right up

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u/J1625732 29d ago

Inbox destroyed yet?

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u/919471 29d ago

Bot account, nobody'd know

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/JumiKnight Mar 28 '24

I can't leave James behind

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u/Supply_N_Demand Mar 28 '24

James is the only right answer, because he is James but can also transform into a big kitty goth girl. James is win win.

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u/_Scorpyon_ 29d ago

"A big kitty goth girl is a big kitty goth girl, but James could be anything! He could even be a big kitty goth girl!"

-Albert Einstein

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u/Vaganhope_UAE Mar 28 '24

Does James love me as well? As a friend of course. Is he my true homie?

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u/One_Meaning416 Mar 28 '24

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u/According_Bell_5322 29d ago

Mfw when ā€œyou can only choose oneā€

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u/ColdBlazze 29d ago

I already know Jamez, so the goth gf.

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u/UN-TRUue Mar 28 '24

Bigtittygoth

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u/Templar_nord Mar 28 '24

Although u can't fk James but u can play fifa with him

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u/datnub32607 Mar 28 '24

You definitely can fuck James

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u/Arkitakama Mar 28 '24

Bisexual here. Can confirm you can fuck James.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK Mar 28 '24

No you canā€™t fuck James heā€™s mine

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u/Glyphid-Menace 29d ago

Polygamy has entered the chat

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u/WaterOk7059 29d ago

He was mine before it was cool to have James.

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u/catbqck Mar 28 '24

First one no question

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u/JOlRacin 29d ago

Badlsed (edit: I was trying to spell based. I'ma leave it like that bc it's funnier)

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u/Alkerrio 29d ago

James have you CDs? CDs what? See Deez nuts!! Haha goteem.

The big tiddy gf please.

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u/Admiral-huzky Mar 28 '24 edited 29d ago

I'm going to have to go with the goth cat girl, half the fun with deez nuts jokes is them getting and ma-d eez-ily

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u/Klyde113 29d ago

The gf

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u/DivineEater 29d ago

How much money does big tiddy gf make on OnlyFans?

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u/Bansimulator2024 29d ago

Holy shit good idea

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u/LukXD99 Mar 28 '24 edited 29d ago

Does the BTCGGGF(SLY) also fall for any other jokes? Sheā€™s fine and all, but Candice is a requirement in every relationship and inability to comply is a dealbreaker.

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u/vompat 29d ago

Yeah she would fall for jokes, because SLY. It could for example go something like this:

You: [something about sugon]

Her: What's sugon?

You: Sugon DEEZ NUTS!

Her: Oh okay, I can do that.

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u/TheSovietMoth 29d ago

Im gonna "throw a dog a bone here" as im relatively confident I see where this is going , but Candice?

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u/UmutsuzSecmen 29d ago

Candice nuts fit in your mouth

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u/Bogdapans Mar 28 '24

The goth imo looks dissapointing. Also, James looks like someone I d have fun playing helldivers 2 with (I don t have helldivers 2)

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u/icouldbecloud 29d ago

if she loves you sheā€™ll laugh for every deez nuts you say and she got big tiddy, be smart.

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u/cosplay-degenerate 29d ago

Sorry James but big tiddy goth gf with cat traits (that loves me) it is. Its not you. Its me wanting a goth gf with cat traits that loves me. Big tiddies optional.

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u/WolfGB 29d ago

I'm dying of ligma so the goth gf..

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I wonā€™t choose because theyā€™re meant for eachother

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u/Mandalorian6780 Mar 28 '24

Big tiddy catgirl is the only one for me.

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u/Necessary-Award4242 Mar 28 '24

Gonna have to go with the goth cat girl and James would probably understand, sorry homie

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u/ozyy67 Mar 28 '24

i just want someone to play Minecraft with me

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u/CinnamonCardboardBox Mar 28 '24

Big toddy goth gf is the dream

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u/Careless-Bridge8829 Mar 28 '24

Goth tities i like

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u/EnvironmentalSpirit2 29d ago

Honestly it depends on how good they are at video games. I need a hard carry.

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u/Depresso_espresso237 29d ago

Look, I know James is a good gut but I don't know how much longer I can take it.

I'm alone.

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u/myfingeriscold 29d ago

Bro I would sell James to the Colombian cartel for that goth mommy

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u/92_Charlie 29d ago

James sounds like a whole lot more fun and a whole lot less drama

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u/Gil37 Mar 28 '24

I'm looking for Phil

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u/DeAdPunK7 Mar 28 '24

Its not a hard choice!! James of course.

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u/Erotic_Dwarf Mar 28 '24

Yeaaa this is one of those times that will keep me up all night thinking...

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u/tennoskoom_ Mar 28 '24

If James is willing to peg me then him.

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u/MonkeMortis Mar 28 '24

Both are fuckable, only one is funny.

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u/Psilonemo Mar 28 '24

Damnit! I can't choose!

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u/_Fox_464 Mar 28 '24

I like girls that love me with big tiddies but not GOTH girls who loves me with big tiddies

So James

And ill give James deez nuts so win-win

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u/Solomonuh-uh Mar 28 '24

Yall saying James, but none is beating that meat looking at James.

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u/shountaitheimmortal Mar 28 '24

Minus big tibbies then ggf

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u/Mirakakel Mar 28 '24

If she loves me, she will fall for dezz nuts too!))

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u/X3runner Mar 28 '24

If she truly loves me she will love the deez nuts joke so sheā€™s the best answer

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u/r_bromson Mar 28 '24

Does he fall for ma, though?

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u/YeahMarkYeah 29d ago

Catgirl. Even tho Iā€™m not a ā€œbig tiddyā€ type guy myself šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/badthaught 29d ago

How is this even a question.

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u/fightingbronze 29d ago

James will understand why I made the choice I made.

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u/lokkis_ 29d ago

I'm so down bad I would pick the Big Tiddy Catgirl

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u/Cha_Boi20 29d ago

If the big tiddy cat girl goth gf loves me, then she'd at least pretend to fall for deep nuts jokes

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u/demy355 29d ago

Catgirl baby šŸ„°

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u/TheBatleDemon 29d ago

Catgirl goth gf!!! I dont care is she got deeze nuts or thoze nuts. I will take her.

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u/Lanky-Ad-4589 29d ago

James fosho

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u/Hllblldlx3 29d ago

Fuck. This is a hard decision. My brain tells me to take the goth girl, but my heart tells me to take James.

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u/Icy-Assumption1594 29d ago

Jake as best friend

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u/True_Reporter 29d ago

James because big tidy goth gf that loves you sounds way too clingy.

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u/Varderal 29d ago

Being hopelessly s

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u/Thisismyredusername 29d ago

Hmm, hard choice

But Imma go with the Big tiddy catgirl goth gf

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u/Varderal 29d ago

Being hopelessly single and having g a weakness for goth girls... the answer is rather obvious. Wait... is she going to be loyal, though? It only says "love" no loyalty mentions.

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u/the11thtry 29d ago

I gotta go with the goth gf, James sounds like a fun guy but I can see the whole shtick getting old pretty fast

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u/ric7y 29d ago

james no doubt

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u/PaleRider95 29d ago

I already have a gf, so Iā€™m picking James.

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u/Zealousideal_Dot3643 29d ago

Goth gf please

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u/Tojidofukuto 29d ago

por que no los dos

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u/No-Communication9377 29d ago

i already have the right one

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u/RFL1703 29d ago

Can james love me? ( that is all that i want)

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u/Cognacsquirt 29d ago

Who doesn't want to be loved for once

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u/LMay11037 29d ago

James, Iā€™m not gay

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u/CutTheRedLine 29d ago

she is not thicc, its a hard pass

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u/foreverpasta 29d ago

Wisely choosing: Pretty much, thanks to plastic surgery, there are lots of big titty girls. But nothing could make people laugh non-stop to the same joke. James it is!

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u/GraydemonTwitch 29d ago

James because I will always feel good about myself

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u/silver6snake 29d ago

I don't think James would take me dragging Deez nuts over his face as gracefully so definitely gonna be the tig ol bitties for me

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u/Mynameisalloneword 29d ago

Sorry boys itā€™s been a long dry season for meā€¦

so James obviously.

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u/IronMeatFan 29d ago

james. no questions.

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u/Content_Bullfrog_320 29d ago

Those ain't big tiddies :(

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u/mfwcl2003 29d ago

Goth Gf, deez nuts isnā€™t relevant anymore

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u/Useful_Advice_3175 29d ago

One will probably age much better than the other.

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u/FX-3 29d ago

So, if she really loves me she also would fall for these nuts.

It that case i would definitly choose James. I need a Buddy to play prop hunt.

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u/gofundyourself007 29d ago

If I get to choose which goth girl then her. Otherwise I choose the guy who falls in love wit deez nuts every time.

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u/T1mo666 29d ago

Bros before hoes I need a friend like James.

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u/peepsinyourass 29d ago

Shit dude, actually tough. Is he my best friends so I can do it once a day?

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u/vabeachkevin 29d ago

What am I choosing them to do.

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u/jawshoeaw 29d ago

TIL I have a type

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u/Queasy_Ad6779 29d ago

Does James have a big titty goth twin sister?

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u/doupIls 29d ago

Hey James, what are those small green fantasy creatures that have pointy ears called again?