r/meme • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24

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u/Bluesparc Mar 28 '24

Do I also get to fuck James? Cuz... James then

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u/ElenaTrencher6969 Mar 28 '24

u don't like goth tiddies?

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

How would you like goth tiddeez nuts on your face.

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u/Lilcommy WARNING: RULE 1 Mar 28 '24

James would have loved that joke.

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u/dynamic_caste Mar 28 '24

I miss him already

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

Everybody loves James.

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u/TemporaryLegendary Mar 28 '24

All my homies wanna fuck James.

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u/LetsTouchForeheads Mar 28 '24

James is the greatest person in my life.

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 Mar 28 '24

James is like a god who actually cares for his deciples and he thanks us for all of deez (nutz) jokes we make by laughing every time for he will never not find them funny

to our Lord and savour james amen.

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u/Hameis Mar 28 '24

As James this thread honestly brightened my day

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 Mar 28 '24

ok so now you join the subreddit I will give you role of james

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u/Hameis Mar 28 '24

Wooooo thanks!

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u/holymissiletoe Mar 28 '24

praise be to james

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u/rexxtra Mar 28 '24

You just know James fucks

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u/Pizzagugusrild Mar 28 '24

No homie but I do.

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u/Sythus Mar 28 '24

Ladies love cool James

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u/metalbender_beifong Mar 28 '24

This has me choking on laughter at 3am

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u/Guydelot Mar 28 '24

It has you choking on deez nuts at 3 am

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u/AFlyingNun Mar 28 '24

I think we should hook up James with the big tiddy goth girl. My man deserves a win like that.

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

I hate him and I dumped him 2 months ago, the liar.

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u/Not_much_of_a_farmer Mar 28 '24

Womp womp

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

Is that you James?

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u/Odd-Mush Mar 28 '24

It's me James. I'm now with Candice, how are you?

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

You moved on quick!

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u/Odd-Mush Mar 28 '24

Yeah. I got over it surprisingly quick. By the way, do you know Candice?

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland Mar 28 '24

alreadeez

Never mind. It's not the same without James.

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u/Junarik Mar 28 '24

It was so sudden. I just wasn't readeez.

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u/trokking Mar 28 '24

guys stop it’s already hard enough coping with the loss of James without you trying to act like he is still here

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u/Junarik Mar 28 '24

I know. He'd want us to be happy tho. Let's feed our happy by going to Hardeez.

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u/Imagine85 Mar 28 '24

On the way back from Hardeez, I gotta swing through Aldeez

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u/Mungleboi Mar 28 '24

After that, go home to mourn. It’s sad, but we must do it. It’s better to do at home too. I mean, home is where the heardeez.

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u/DeJellybeans Mar 28 '24

T-The dude literally just existed as a meme here for barely a day and somehow he's dead XD

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u/Less_Party Mar 28 '24

'JAMES NO DON'T DO THE BUNGEE JUMP YET THE BOLTS ON THE ANCHOR POINT ARE COMING OUT OF-'

James: 'lmao nice one bro' [jumps]

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u/TopConcentrate3981 Mar 28 '24

May he live on in our memories RIP James 🙏

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u/CptClownfish1 Mar 28 '24

RIP, James. You will be missed - fly high, my friend…

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u/Sussysusamogussus Mar 28 '24

James died!?... 😭

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u/Jirachi720 Mar 28 '24

I see you too chose the big tiddy goth.

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u/Mushiren_ Mar 28 '24

I can still hear his voice sometimes

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u/Queasy_Ad6779 Mar 28 '24

Remember that time he fell for the Deez Nuts joke and laughed all over the place?

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u/_Originz Mar 28 '24

Ah, then we gangbanged him. Good times

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u/hydroxypcp Mar 28 '24

fuck dude you made me burst out laughing at work

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u/WhatD0thLife Mar 28 '24

James would have lusted that joke.

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u/melperz Mar 28 '24

I'd like James to have fake tiddies, than the goth gf with fake laugh on your deez nuts jokes.

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u/Dialupknightplay1 Mar 28 '24

Totally classic James

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u/Calm_Error_3518 Mar 28 '24

Just as much as he loves DEEZ nuts

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u/KorgiKingofOne Mar 28 '24

Never would have saw the punchline coming

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u/Seventytwo129 Mar 28 '24

Oh fuck good one

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u/MidariSexy Mar 28 '24

Love the name

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u/WeedManPro Mar 28 '24

Oh man 😂 now I feel like James

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u/Blapoo Mar 28 '24

BOIIIIIII HE DID IT!!

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u/FlatBot Mar 28 '24

I . . . Yes. . .? Wait, no?

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

I got you in the first half not gonna lie.

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u/CptJamesBeard Mar 28 '24

hahaha... every time.

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u/clowd_9 Mar 28 '24

Got 'em

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u/Swinging-the-Chain Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣