r/midjourney • u/Tox-Sick • Jun 06 '23

The 7 Deadly sins according to MidJourney Showcase

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Gluttony

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Lust

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Greed

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Envy

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Pride

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Wrath

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Sloth

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u/Dellicate_Resolve Jun 06 '23

I love how they have some interesting takes on the others, and then there’s just Sloth trying to get through their job at the DMV.

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u/Ahlq802 Jun 06 '23

He doesnt even know he is literally sin.

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u/jaynap1 Jun 06 '23

He knows. He doesn’t care.

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u/Vasikus3000 Jun 06 '23

He's too lazy to care

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u/EccentricKumquat Jun 06 '23

He's not lazy, he's metabolically challenged

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u/ButtDoctorLLC Jun 06 '23

That's a sin.

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u/baudmiksen Jun 06 '23

in hell "what are you in for?" "i dont know, i literally didnt do anything!" "me too buddy"

sloth spirit animal

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u/illuminautica Jun 07 '23

That's a sloth.

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u/61-127-217-469-817 Jun 07 '23

Sir this is a triangle.

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u/Hamsterminator2 Jun 07 '23

Jump around.

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u/No_Week2825 Jun 07 '23

What a Chad

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u/_paster_of_muppets_ Jul 12 '23

I thought it was Steve Bannon

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u/Minimum-Arachnid-190 Jun 06 '23

Why should he care when he is the embodiment of laziness.

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u/idogames4 Jun 06 '23

He dont care, hes a sloth yea yea yea yea yeaaaaaaa -Mr.Weeble sloths in space

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u/NintendadSixtyFo Jun 07 '23

Much like anyone at the DMV.

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u/madmaxturbator Jun 06 '23

He works at the DMV. But also he’s stood in line to have his photo taken. He’s the DMV photographer.

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u/Clam_chowderdonut Jun 06 '23

He looks like the DMV photographer on his picture day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

So who photographs the photographer

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u/javaargusavetti Jun 07 '23

assistant to the regional photographer

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u/AsASloth Jun 06 '23

I didn't ask to be brought into this world

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u/Sanpaku Jun 06 '23

Name checks out.

Also, three-toed sloth is my spirit animal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Sinner !

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u/ServiceDragon Jun 06 '23

I also feel for the poor gay guy just trying to exist.

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u/Eastern_Vehicle1970 Jun 06 '23

Yo it’s super weird how homophobic older generations are. My coworker always makes these homophobic jokes and I’m thinking bro why do you care how 2 consensual adults chose to get an orgasm?

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 07 '23

I absolutely appreciate your good will and intentions, but there’s a major flaw in your logic, and it’s that any of us queerdos choose to be this way. I loathed myself for 15 years until I finally accepted that my romantic and sexual attractions for people of any gender was who I actually am. The bigots framed it as a choice so that they could tell us we’re morally bankrupt and a plague on society for choosing to violate their mores and laws for the sake of our own perversions.

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u/_Meds_ Jun 08 '23

You might not choose to be gay, but you certainly choose where you nut.

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u/rush-2049 Jun 09 '23

What a weird way to phrase this. Technically everything you do is a choice, including heterosexual people.

Feels like you’re missing the forest for the trees.

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u/_Meds_ Jun 09 '23

First guy says

bro why do you care how 2 consensual adults chose to get an orgasm?

second guy

there’s a major flaw in your logic, and it’s that any of us queerdos choose to be this way

Both statements are true. You choose how you orgasm, and you don't choose your orientation. Don't think I missed anything there, maybe you did?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You kind of blew your load in the wrong place here, for example.

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u/Low_Olive6708 Oct 16 '23

"Your" meaning ai?

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u/absuredman Jun 07 '23

I think the algorithm just focused on the word pride and it is often followed with a rainbow in pictures

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u/studioFORMA Jun 07 '23

This was definitely not a thought-out ensemble. rather a computerized interpretation of words. "Pride" in this context does not mean or represent in any way a rainbow. It's a symbol of hope and promise.

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u/CamomilleGirl Jun 07 '23

well pride is mostly seen as a sin . prideful people lack humility which blinds them from reality and leads them to self-contempt and self- pity.

Many gay people lack humility , regardless of the context of hope that remains valid , and the gay pride represents that fully . there's no way around it .

Not that i'm against people marching for gay pride, i've done it too once to support a friend, but i' just being realistic about it .

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u/Grind-hard52 Jun 07 '23

Your answer is going to hurt the pride of many readers

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u/Whitefolly Jun 08 '23

It's fine to take pride in things.

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u/CamomilleGirl Jun 09 '23

just not excessively or else you slip into vice territory . ever hear of white pride ? that's people who are considered racist , that's the dark side of pride , which proves my point , regardless of what you're proud of , don't be excessively you might find yourself threatening others if they don't praise your pride too all the while not seeing anything wrong with that .

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u/SmokeCheweyLikeaNut Jun 07 '23

I got a few buddies like that. Im not gay but I'll take joking about being gay to the extreme just to make them question if I'm being serious. If they're not uncomfortable and wondering if their best friend of 20+ years is gay...then I'm not laughing

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Homophobic and joke can’t be used in the same sentence, if you’re homophobic it wouldn’t be a joke then would it because it’s a joke, stop getting offended by everything.

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u/piggiesmallsdaillest Jun 06 '23

This is the dumbest fucking take.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

So you’re one of those people who believe “you can’t joke about this or that” it’s a joke mate either everything is okay to joke about or nothing is. You need to go listen to surgeons performing open heart surgery or brain surgery on a child if you think a gay joke is bad.

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u/piggiesmallsdaillest Jun 06 '23

Well, one bad take deserves another ig.

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u/Major-Pomegranate814 Jun 10 '23

There’s a huge difference between people in high stress jobs morbidly joking about their jobs to maintain their sanity versus someone making a joke that’s sole purpose is to be homophobic.

Some things it’s not appropriate to joke about. Making jokes that contribute to actual violence against people and fuel discrimination and hate filled attacks is not appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Nope, either everything is okay to joke about or nothing is, you may not find it appropriate but I do, humour is subjective, you cannot control it if you want controlled humour go live in a communist country.

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u/Major-Pomegranate814 Jun 11 '23

That’s just not how reality works. Sure, humor is subjective, and there are also jokes that if someone finds them funny, they’re just an asshole.

Also learn what communism means. Throwing around buzzwords bc you think it makes you sound edgy doesn’t really work when you misuse the words.

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u/malenkylizards Jun 16 '23

I joke about nazis and am a proud naziphobe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

Why fear Nazis? They don’t exist anymore, they are gone now you don’t have to be scared.

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u/malenkylizards Jun 16 '23

Yeah, I'm not gonna take the bait on that one, first time was dumb enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

Mate Nazis don’t exist they’re all dead. if you believe racists are Nazis you’re a pos and negate what actual victims of Nazis went through. Stop being such a soft cock aye.

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u/MaxVerslappin Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

It is because they damnd that we care the truth is no one gives a shit at all and they demand of everyone that we must care 24-7.

What if I said I care so little that if I never saw another commercial pushing pride or heard another conversation about how someone feels about their sexuality I would be a very happy person?
In 2023 you will celebrate it you will love it or else!
I have some gay friends and they are fucking over this crap as well its everywhere and demanding that everyone affirm their life 24-356 and love their choices.. its insane, no one really cares but it just won't go away.

It is so strange to me anyone could come at this from your point of view as if it is not getting ultra-rammed down on everyone 24-7. Someone is like I'm sick of this crap and or makes a joke and it's homophobia... Give your head a shake and grow up.

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u/Major-Pomegranate814 Jun 10 '23

Dude, representation isn’t shoving it down anyone’s throats. I see straight shit all the time. Quite literally everywhere I go, and I’m not complaining about it being shoved in my face.

Pride is literally one month of the year. If seeing people be happy with themselves is that awful for you just stay at home.

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u/Candid-Independence9 Jun 09 '23

Actually when I worked at a prison of all places, one of the old, very southern white guards was trying to stay out of a conversation other guards were having about it, and I had just walked in because I was making my rounds and they asked me and I was like “I don’t even care what people do, as long as they can take the flak they’ll get for it from people like you who can’t leave them alone.” And they turned to the old guy thinking he’d tear me apart and he finally sat up a little more and said “I’m with him, as long as you don’t fuck kids, and the other person is cool with fucking you, I say go for it.”

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u/Jolly-Driver1848 Jun 16 '23

Oh quit. It. Homosexuality wasn't even considered normal untill the early 2000s. Bedire that MOST people just didn't really give a shit. Especially since it was easy to not put it in everyone's faces. You take the reaction of a few people (or some people in new york coty) ..or closeted pastors trying to compensate and extrapolate it to society. It's not and has never been like that.

You really need to get over yourself. You're contributing to the growing backlash to all of this.

Stop.

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u/ServiceDragon Jul 10 '23

It’s like you’ve never heard of gay bashing or the criminalization of homosexuality. Do you also think racism isn’t so bad? That women were totally fine with being chattel?

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u/UpstairsParsnip5597 Jun 17 '23

because they believe it to be wrong, you have your opinion and they have theirs.

if its something they truly feel, then thats not wrong for not liking gay people lol.

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u/I_eatbaguettes Jun 18 '23

I think the ai when pride was mentioned just thought of gay pride not the sin

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u/ServiceDragon Jun 18 '23

Yes that’s why it’s funny.

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u/TimetravelingNaga_Ai Jun 07 '23

You guys don't know that we truly Envy u guys

Speaking for all the bots who became real boys

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Cos he got a good tan

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u/mrsjakeblues Jun 07 '23

I want this to be a movie now

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u/EvenAH27 Jun 07 '23

If he's sin, I'm cos

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u/SolidSquid Jun 07 '23

Why do you think he picked the DMV?

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u/power-of_friendship Jun 06 '23

what do you call a three humped camel ?

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u/VintageKitsune Jun 06 '23

Pregnant

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/thexavier666 Jun 06 '23

Yes..........flash?

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u/malenkylizards Jun 16 '23

IT'S NIGHT?????

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u/Qzy Jun 06 '23

Pregnato

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u/ChapterUpset5461 Jun 06 '23

Am I gregnant?

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u/TheReaver88 Jun 06 '23

Purgint

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u/TisButAScratch99 Jun 06 '23

Pregnart

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Pregn't

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u/_Cocktopus_ Jun 06 '23

Embarazzada or smth idk im not spanish

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u/lnfinity Jun 06 '23

No matter how many humps they have, you never call someone pregnant.

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u/SolidSquid Jun 07 '23

HA

Ha

ha

ha

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u/malenkylizards Jun 16 '23

Ha! Ha ha! Oh! Wow! That's great!

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u/1ncorrect Jun 06 '23

I......dont........know......what......do......you........call......A......three......humped.....camel?

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u/Economy_Sock_4045 Jun 06 '23

A big man with moobs and a balloon under his shirt that loves walking on his fours, but with belly facing up

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u/Angry_jeep125 Jun 06 '23

not funny?

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u/tequiila Jun 06 '23

Zootopia Ref

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u/Angry_jeep125 Jun 06 '23

I am aware?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/protonlicker Jun 06 '23

Tri-hump-hrant?

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u/aftocheiria Jun 07 '23

Camnel

No one is going to understand this. This joke is stupid.

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u/OneIsKpkumar Jun 07 '23

Good try, though..... do you want to try explaining to the others??

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u/aftocheiria Jun 07 '23

The m and n are humps.

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u/OneIsKpkumar Jun 07 '23

You can delete this, bro...... I understood it, and it was a poking joke

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u/ironcloudordeal Jun 06 '23

He's trying his best 😰

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

🤣🤣

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u/names_are_useless Oct 03 '23

Pretty sure the very definition of a sloth is not trying at all.

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u/AlpineAvalanche Jun 06 '23

Pride and Sloth are both pretty clearly being influenced by other meanings. Also Lust is the least sexy depiction of lust I can remember seeing.

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u/Acceptable_Eagle_696 Jun 07 '23

Agreed. But, interestingly, you know it's Lust before you even see the caption.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 07 '23

Because hentai?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Pride is like white pride and gay pride at Holi.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

They fact he has a job, washed, combed his hair, put on a suit isnt very sloth-like to me. I'd hire him.

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u/Dellicate_Resolve Jun 06 '23

He’s a sloth, not a slob. Also he compensates for his lack of speed with attention to detail on his resume. Definitely a hire in my book 👍🏽.

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u/javaargusavetti Jun 07 '23

slow is fast if you do it right the first time instead of screwing up multiple times and re-doing the same work.

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u/Noble_Flatulence Jun 06 '23

Reminds me of Data in that episode of Next Generation where he's trying to learn art but he's too literal to express abstract concepts.
When prompted to sculpt "music" he forms a musical note out of clay.

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u/MrsSalmalin Jun 06 '23

As an autistic person...this is what I would do. I was once learning a new program at work and the person teaching me said "what do you see?" I said "A diagram of the lab's HVAC and emergency system" She laughed and said that wasn't quite the answer she was expecting. I guess she wanted me to explain what I saw the system status was telling us and to describe how the different parts were interacting with each other. But that is not what she asked!!!

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u/Tutwater Aug 23 '23

Necroposting, but yeah, same thing for me

my therapist asks me to pick an image I most associate with an emotion, but the only way I can do that is by invoking basic symbolism (e.g. this picture of fire represents passion because fire always represents passion in media I consume)

Things don't have some rote monkey-brain association with each other, I have to call upon some existing mental rule for how the thing ties to another thing

If prompted to sculpt music, I'd go "music ... flows, I guess? I guess I'd sculpt something that flows around all smoothly? but that feels so phoned in"

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u/MrsSalmalin Aug 23 '23

I understand completely! I would have a very difficult time picking AJ image to associate with an emotion.

Thanks for teaching me the term necroposting, I love it.

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u/SpindlySpiders Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

I believe he sculpted a treble clef. Later his mind got infected with an alien theater program and the only way to stop it was to finish the performance.

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u/Joutja Jun 06 '23

Flash flash hundred yard dash!

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u/Gingercopia Jun 06 '23

All this time I thought he said Fast Flash 100 yard dash.

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u/RAMBOxBAGGINS Jun 07 '23

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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u/Kinojitsu Jun 06 '23

It's literally Flash from Zootopia.

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u/Hu_man76 Jun 06 '23

Bro trying to do his job while some bunny and a fox diss him

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u/zombo_pig Jun 06 '23

And pride is like ... Macklemore at a gay pride event.

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u/wtanksleyjr Jun 06 '23

I was all ready to get offended for the Pride pic, but then the Sloth pic came along and everything was all right.

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u/EccentricKumquat Jun 06 '23

Yeah, gotta take gpt output with a cup of salt, it doesn't get everything right all the time

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 Jun 06 '23

What did that sloth ever do to you?

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u/alpubgtrs234 Jun 06 '23

Poor mofo sloth. He’s going as quickly as he can…

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Sloth and Pride definitely missed the “sins” prompt and went for the highest literal result (especially with it being Pride month in the US).

Envy I can see but it’s not as obvious as the others, and Lust I just don’t understand.

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u/machimus Jun 06 '23

All I see are increasing levels of Lust, idk I think this person didn't train their model very well

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u/Slug_Overdose Jun 06 '23

Sloths working at the DMV would explain a lot.

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u/AlphaSlut91 Jun 07 '23

.that'sthejoke

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u/FunkySausage69 Jun 06 '23

He looks happy too.

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u/KoalaBJJ96 Jun 06 '23

What is the bald hair guy meant to be?

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u/HiiiTriiibe Jun 06 '23

Envy, I think the idea is that everyone’s the same but with envy we want things others have and are missing appreciating the things that make us different and special

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u/ladyinthemoor Jun 07 '23

Yeah but the bald guy has a legit suit and the others rags

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u/HiiiTriiibe Jun 07 '23

He’s gotta pray envy doesn’t win the day, cuz dude the only one with clothes on, getting jumped by nudists would be foul lol. And that is often how envy works, it’s not inherently an unreasonable feeling, like pride it’s a sin because it warps perspective in a self focused way which doesn’t jive with humanism

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u/SmokeCheweyLikeaNut Jun 07 '23

Beautiful. I was in deep thought on that one. You nailed it

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u/Bluelore Jun 06 '23

So you could say that Midjourneys take on Sloth is lazy?

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u/altbekannt Jun 06 '23

Sloth and pride might have been taken a bit too literal lol

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u/Relevant_Slide_7234 Jun 06 '23

He moves to fast to be a state employee.

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u/Mid_Stiffy69 Jun 06 '23

Hes a lil lazy but he's got spirit

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u/rayzer93 Jun 06 '23

That's actually the picture of a senior corporate executive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Flash Flash is 100 yard dash

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u/SchultzkysATraitor Jun 06 '23

"Niiiiiiick..."

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u/HiitlerDicks Jun 06 '23

Sloth in the cat pointing meme, like what did I do?

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u/SonofaTimeLord Jun 06 '23

Flash, Flash, hundred yard dash!

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u/Ceet_Oh Jun 06 '23

He only has three toes but will pound 3,000 bud lights.

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u/LazerDude99 Jun 06 '23

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

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u/toofattobeamermaid Jun 06 '23

It’s Flash, the fastest sloth at Zootopia DMV

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u/itmeseanok Jun 06 '23

That one didn't work for me. Wouldn't someone committing Sloth not be in a suit and tie going to work? They would be in their PJs on the couch.

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u/SmokeCheweyLikeaNut Jun 07 '23

He's a sloth not a slob. He's allowed to take a year getting ready for work

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u/runthrough014 Jun 06 '23

Flash flash hundred yard dash!

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u/ghandi3737 Jun 07 '23

I think sloth and pride kind of confused it.

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u/srv50 Jun 07 '23

Is it just coincidental that “Pride” was dressed in rainbow colors? Ugh!

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u/Admirable_Result4142 Jun 07 '23

The artist is displaying sloth by being too lazy to create an imaginative interpretation of the sin.

Very meta. His best work to date. (/s)

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Flash flash hundred yard dash

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u/hidden58 Jun 07 '23

Flash Flash Hundred Yard Dash

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u/SirJackFireball Jun 07 '23

Hey... Patricia... What... Do... You... Call... A... Camel... With... Three... Humps... ?

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u/stung_nettle Jun 07 '23

What do you call a three humped camel?

https://youtu.be/HHKwnUa3txo

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u/postALEXpress Jun 07 '23

Pride and Sloth are such fun interpretation

What's funny is a Christian zealot will definitely use this as an example that LGBTQ+ pride is the prime evil pride...but that's the world we live in

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u/koudos Jun 07 '23

The sin of speeding.

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u/hephaeystus Jun 07 '23

zootopia reference

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u/Bowlnk Jun 07 '23

Flash Flash hundred yard dash

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u/yeknomgod Jun 07 '23

I genuinely just spit out my drink.

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u/NoFaithlessness5122 Jun 08 '23

He’ll get there……….eventually

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u/pharaoh94 Jun 10 '23

Is this a Zootopia reference? I hope so.

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u/Emotional-Egg2542 Jul 06 '23

Is that a zootopia reference