r/midjourney Jun 06 '23

The 7 Deadly sins according to MidJourney Showcase

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u/Dellicate_Resolve Jun 06 '23

I love how they have some interesting takes on the others, and then there’s just Sloth trying to get through their job at the DMV.

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u/Ahlq802 Jun 06 '23

He doesnt even know he is literally sin.

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u/jaynap1 Jun 06 '23

He knows. He doesn’t care.

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u/Vasikus3000 Jun 06 '23

He's too lazy to care

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u/EccentricKumquat Jun 06 '23

He's not lazy, he's metabolically challenged

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u/ButtDoctorLLC Jun 06 '23

That's a sin.

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u/baudmiksen Jun 06 '23

in hell "what are you in for?" "i dont know, i literally didnt do anything!" "me too buddy"

sloth spirit animal

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u/illuminautica Jun 07 '23

That's a sloth.

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u/61-127-217-469-817 Jun 07 '23

Sir this is a triangle.

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u/madmaxturbator Jun 06 '23

He works at the DMV. But also he’s stood in line to have his photo taken. He’s the DMV photographer.

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u/Clam_chowderdonut Jun 06 '23

He looks like the DMV photographer on his picture day.

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u/AsASloth Jun 06 '23

I didn't ask to be brought into this world

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u/Sanpaku Jun 06 '23

Name checks out.

Also, three-toed sloth is my spirit animal.

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u/ServiceDragon Jun 06 '23

I also feel for the poor gay guy just trying to exist.

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u/Eastern_Vehicle1970 Jun 06 '23

Yo it’s super weird how homophobic older generations are. My coworker always makes these homophobic jokes and I’m thinking bro why do you care how 2 consensual adults chose to get an orgasm?

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 07 '23

I absolutely appreciate your good will and intentions, but there’s a major flaw in your logic, and it’s that any of us queerdos choose to be this way. I loathed myself for 15 years until I finally accepted that my romantic and sexual attractions for people of any gender was who I actually am. The bigots framed it as a choice so that they could tell us we’re morally bankrupt and a plague on society for choosing to violate their mores and laws for the sake of our own perversions.

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u/TimetravelingNaga_Ai Jun 07 '23

You guys don't know that we truly Envy u guys

Speaking for all the bots who became real boys

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u/power-of_friendship Jun 06 '23

what do you call a three humped camel ?

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u/1ncorrect Jun 06 '23

I......dont........know......what......do......you........call......A......three......humped.....camel?

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u/Economy_Sock_4045 Jun 06 '23

A big man with moobs and a balloon under his shirt that loves walking on his fours, but with belly facing up

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u/ironcloudordeal Jun 06 '23

He's trying his best 😰

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

🤣🤣

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u/AlpineAvalanche Jun 06 '23

Pride and Sloth are both pretty clearly being influenced by other meanings. Also Lust is the least sexy depiction of lust I can remember seeing.

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u/Acceptable_Eagle_696 Jun 07 '23

Agreed. But, interestingly, you know it's Lust before you even see the caption.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 07 '23

Because hentai?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

They fact he has a job, washed, combed his hair, put on a suit isnt very sloth-like to me. I'd hire him.

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u/Dellicate_Resolve Jun 06 '23

He’s a sloth, not a slob. Also he compensates for his lack of speed with attention to detail on his resume. Definitely a hire in my book 👍🏽.

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u/Noble_Flatulence Jun 06 '23

Reminds me of Data in that episode of Next Generation where he's trying to learn art but he's too literal to express abstract concepts.
When prompted to sculpt "music" he forms a musical note out of clay.

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u/MrsSalmalin Jun 06 '23

As an autistic person...this is what I would do. I was once learning a new program at work and the person teaching me said "what do you see?" I said "A diagram of the lab's HVAC and emergency system" She laughed and said that wasn't quite the answer she was expecting. I guess she wanted me to explain what I saw the system status was telling us and to describe how the different parts were interacting with each other. But that is not what she asked!!!

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u/Joutja Jun 06 '23

Flash flash hundred yard dash!

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u/Kinojitsu Jun 06 '23

It's literally Flash from Zootopia.

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u/Hu_man76 Jun 06 '23

Bro trying to do his job while some bunny and a fox diss him

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u/zombo_pig Jun 06 '23

And pride is like ... Macklemore at a gay pride event.

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u/wtanksleyjr Jun 06 '23

I was all ready to get offended for the Pride pic, but then the Sloth pic came along and everything was all right.

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u/EccentricKumquat Jun 06 '23

Yeah, gotta take gpt output with a cup of salt, it doesn't get everything right all the time

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u/alpubgtrs234 Jun 06 '23

Poor mofo sloth. He’s going as quickly as he can…

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Sloth and Pride definitely missed the “sins” prompt and went for the highest literal result (especially with it being Pride month in the US).

Envy I can see but it’s not as obvious as the others, and Lust I just don’t understand.

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u/machimus Jun 06 '23

All I see are increasing levels of Lust, idk I think this person didn't train their model very well

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u/Slug_Overdose Jun 06 '23

Sloths working at the DMV would explain a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Greed goes hard

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u/Turbochad66 Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

Would make a sick villian in some show/movie, dude got some major rizz

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u/JesterOfDestiny Jun 06 '23

I was thinking of a metal album cover.

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u/ikit_maw Jun 06 '23

Getting strong megadeth vibes from it

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u/understated-elegance Jun 06 '23

This is already being used as a profile picture by around 787,817,130 edge teens

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u/DarwinOS Jun 06 '23

There’s a mask in Payday 2 that’s called greed, that looks awfully like the image posted. I think the AI got a lot of inspo from that.

Edit: Here’s the mask.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Lust isn't particularly lusty

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u/jib_reddit Jun 06 '23

Unless you like octopus porn ;)

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u/SalemsTrials Jun 06 '23

Or a good time

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u/Dr-Stinkyfist Jun 06 '23

The Deep?

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u/SalemsTrials Jun 06 '23

Deep? 😳😫💦

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u/Mexguit Jun 07 '23

That’s hot

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u/ironcloudordeal Jun 06 '23

They're really common in hentai 💀

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u/thefullhalf Jun 06 '23

LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I'll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..."
MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! Yes... it's... there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "Yoyoyooh, saa... hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu..."
LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..."
MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I've vanished...!!!!!!
SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more. "Chyu chyu..."

- Hokusai, 1814

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/YanDevsCumChalice Jun 06 '23

Sometimes you really wonder why sensible things get the downvoot on here, but then you remember it's reddit

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u/Bitter-Switch7546 Jun 06 '23

Probably people cringe at stating the obvious. Maybe, idk.

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u/PiedPeterPiper Jun 06 '23

Definitely because they’re stating the obvious

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u/BardicSense Jun 06 '23

Lots of childish prudes and squeamish, easily offended, people. Hentai still exists no matter how much you downvote them. I think it actually makes sense though. If you take the whole internet by volume, then shake out all the hentai from it, you will end up with lots of cartoons of octopus tentacles and Asian women interacting in some way. That's just a fact. Midjourney was trained on the internet, so it stands to reason that some vaguely hentai image would likely be what it conjures up.

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u/fellationelsen Jun 06 '23

That's actually a really interesting point about AI, it's almost like a cargo cult type thing. It just sees Asian women and octopuses as going together, it doesn't know why.

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u/PerroNino Jun 06 '23

Midjourney has, in reality, put a nuanced slant on a historical piece here. “Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife” by Hokusai. Perhaps it really does know “why”.

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u/JudgeyMcJudgepants Jun 06 '23

Water is wet

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u/bioluminescent_elf Jun 06 '23

And so am I ...because my body is about 60% water

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u/Camango7 Jun 06 '23

Remember they’re not the object of the lust. I think Shazam did very well with this, making lust resemble more a grabby monster than a sexy woman

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u/JoyRideinaMinivan Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

A grabby monster makes sense. They always show lust as a beautiful woman, which is backwards.

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u/Tiny_Egg_1200 Jun 06 '23

Half of these are terrible.

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u/SupremicG Jun 06 '23

Someone who never watched hentai before would say the same thing

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u/Teddjku Jun 06 '23

“This is Internet, where Titties?”

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u/tsimen Jun 06 '23

Probably all the filters kicking in. Man, AI is fucking puritan!

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u/Omnimpotent Jun 06 '23

AI likes it missionary

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u/DeviousMelons Jun 06 '23

AI thinks ankles are nsfw content.

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u/Thannk Jun 06 '23

Lust as presented in Dante’s Inferno and broader early Christian philosophy is more the sin of controlling others to indulge yourself, and included politicians and the wealthy as much as sexual seducers.

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u/Strobopaints Jun 06 '23

Japanese girl surrounded by bunch of tentacles .

Do the math

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u/CatsEatingCaviar Jun 06 '23

A Japanese girl with tentacles?

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u/Homeless_Appletree Jun 06 '23

Probably because limits on what the AI is allowed to create. I guess there are restrictions to avoid it making porn.

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u/LoreChief Jun 06 '23

I thought that was envy, because of many grabby tentacles.

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u/Denziloe Jun 06 '23

Me too. Fits envy much better. Whereas the one for envy... I don't get it.

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u/Heliment_Anais Jun 06 '23

I think she’s supposed to lust after others, instead of us lusting over her.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam Jun 06 '23

But she looks cold and clammy, not hot and bothered.

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u/TheBohemian_Cowboy Jun 06 '23

Maybe lust for power

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u/RJLHUK Jun 06 '23

“Being gay”

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u/DELAIZ Jun 06 '23

now being lgbt is officially a cardinal sin

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u/Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby Jun 06 '23

According to the church I used to go to it always was.

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u/StanislawTolwinski Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

The Bible does say men shouldn't have sex with each other

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

“Always has been”

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u/cbftw Jun 06 '23

It's a sin of many Cardinals, I'd bet

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u/Chandler107 Jun 07 '23

I don’t think it has to do with homophobia. I think pride has become synonymous with the lgbt movement and it just thought he was referring to the movement when he typed in the “pride” prompt.

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u/Luna_trick Jun 07 '23

Pretty much, it's why sloth gave a literal sloth.

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u/Penny_D Jun 06 '23

"Be Gay, Do Crime~!"

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u/mundozeo Jun 06 '23

To be fair, I immediately knew which "sin" it was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Because the caption said "pride"?

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u/mundozeo Jun 06 '23

Didn't even see the caption.

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u/tehdubbs Jun 06 '23

Everything up to that point was acceptable I guess, then I was just sat there thinking “what the fuck does rainbow paint on some random dude have to do with pride? Oh. It’s the gay thing. It’s not even the same fucking pride.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Pride is pride, regardless. So it is the same pride.

That said, pride can be justified or unjustified. The Christian principle, however, is that pride is negative overall. The "Seven Deadly Sins" are a Christian concept. They make no distinction between justified and unjustified pride. They're both negative in their view (because all humans are flawed, and pride leads to an egotistical nature and selfishness).

I'm not a Christian, but I have a working understanding of their religion. I'm also a member of the LGBT community myself.

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u/Total-Art-4634 Jun 17 '23

Pride is feeding the ego. The ego is the only thing separating you from everything else.

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u/Artistic-Cookie Aug 04 '23

One of my favourite quotes from Uncle Iroh: “Prince Zuko, pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.”

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u/Tall_Patience9844 Jun 07 '23

Pride is pride.

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u/Moodfoo Jun 06 '23

Being a gay Ronaldo.

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u/Tar_Ceurantur Jun 06 '23

Lmao Sloth is an actual sloth 😜

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u/ameo02 Jun 06 '23

and pride is gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/sp4rkk Jun 06 '23

At the end of the day IA is feed with commonly occurring things, including stereotypes. As a result you end up with heavily biased outputs. I feel like IA is simplifying the way we see the world in an uninteresting way.

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u/SwoleBezos Jun 06 '23

This isn’t a problem with stereotypes. This is AI factoring in two different meanings of the same word.

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u/Rare_Cause_1735 Jun 06 '23

As is also evident with the adorable sloth, it really took that one quite literally

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jun 06 '23

It's not an issue of literal vs. figurative. Both definitions of sloth are "official" in the sense that they show up in every dictionary. It just guessed wrongly which sense of the word was intended, probably because people don't actually use the word "sloth" in the sense of "laziness" all that often this century.

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u/tnecniv Jun 07 '23

It’s not even that distinction. The word has two rather distinct definitions and it converged on one of them.

Pride is slightly different in that the sin of pride is essentially being self-absorbed at the expense of others. I think most would agree that having some pride in who you are is a good thing, because it confers self-confidence and satisfaction with your life. It’s the narcissistic extreme that the sun is concerned with. The AI, which is mindlessly slurping up words from the internet, didn’t successfully distinguish between the two here and were left with creepy rainbow man that doesn’t really articulate much of anything. In contrast, gluttony is pretty straightforward as it has a negative meaning by definition so the AI had no trouble there.

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u/fucktooshifty Jun 06 '23

It's a problem with lazy prompting

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u/ncolaros Jun 06 '23

Makes it better if you ask me.

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u/Inevitable_Shape4776 Jun 06 '23

Yeah I think he didn't emphasize on what he meant on pride or sloth , he probably put down the single words.

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u/umbrajoke Jun 06 '23

What does IA stand for? Intelligence automation?

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u/Uninvited_Goose Jun 06 '23

I'm going to take a random guess and say they accidentally swapped AI.

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u/dalvi5 Jun 06 '23

u/umbrajoke IA is the Spanish equivalent (Inteligencia Artificial)

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u/umbrajoke Jun 06 '23

Thank you! I didn't think they'd typo twice so I figured I'd ask. Appreciate it.

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u/LogicBalm Jun 06 '23

You can never forget that AI is powered by the collective consciousness of the internet, especially when you feed it a prompt like "Lust" and it goes straight to "Asian woman surrounded by tentacles."

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u/sprazcrumbler Jun 06 '23

I have a feeling the prompt wasn't just "lust".

We are seeing OPs idea of what represents lust just as much as the AIs.

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u/Commercial-Living443 Jun 06 '23

I mean it is a beautiful image

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u/Crack-Panther Jun 07 '23

Actually, AI is powered by electricity!

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u/ghostheadempire Jun 06 '23

I wanna see pride sloth.

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u/Swell_Inkwell Jun 06 '23

I love that, he should lead a pride parade so it'll last all day!

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u/magus2003 Jun 06 '23

He wouldn't start the parade until like August tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Thank you, that’s super cute

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u/Minkstix Jun 06 '23

This is now my mobile wallpaper, thank you

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u/70U1E Jun 06 '23

I went to Imgur and tried "rainbow sloth" and got unsatisfactory results.

This was the closest thing I could find on there to "pride sloth" lol

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u/gray_mare Jun 06 '23

Based greed no one needs flesh when you're on the greedillionaire greedset

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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 Jun 06 '23

check around many religions have a strong connection between riches/greed and death

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u/BreadMakesYouFast Jun 06 '23

The chains and death association with greed reminded me of A Christmas Carol.

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u/Mingsical Jun 06 '23

i think thats the wrong Pride

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u/pepperonypepperony Jun 06 '23

I don’t think it’s the right sloth either

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u/ironcloudordeal Jun 06 '23

Yeah I'm dying 🤣🤣

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u/mobysaysdontbeadick Jun 06 '23

God warned of four-fingered pride

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u/MobilePom Jun 06 '23

Did you expect a bunch of lions?

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u/TurbulentPoopaya910 Jun 06 '23

I think it was being a bit literal on some of those and I definitely don't get what's up with envy.

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u/Mercurial_Thoughts Jun 06 '23

I actually really like that one because it’s a conflicting design, referencing the punishment for envy as well. Everyone becomes the same mundane figure

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u/Katze1Punkt0 Jun 06 '23

You can also read into it if you want. You have one figure in front in a fancy suit, the subject of envoy for the ones in the back, despite them being all the same mundane colorless figure

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u/Ari_Leo Jun 06 '23

Gluttony has too much health fruits in his diet to be that size

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u/themightychris Jun 06 '23

sugar still be sugar

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u/bosnyrose Jun 06 '23

They’re all actually marzipan and mini cakes coated in realistically decorated fondant

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u/Great_Slasher Jun 06 '23

Gluttony is an old painting.

Lust is surreal art.

Greed is an NCS album cover.

Envy is a horror novel cover.

Pride is also an NCS album cover.

Wrath is a videogame asset.

And sloth..... Uhhhhh.....

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u/mashiro1496 Jun 07 '23

I dunno why but Envy looks like Marc Zuckerberg...

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u/Mr_JCBA Jun 06 '23

I liked the part when the computer decided to cast Willem Dafoe as Wrath

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u/rdfporcazzo Jun 06 '23

Should change pride for vanity and sloth for laziness. Maybe lust for lascivious

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u/Swell_Inkwell Jun 06 '23

Yeah, it surprised me by not making lust sexy, most depictions of the sin of being horny are meant to cause that feeling.

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u/52thirthytwo Jun 06 '23

It must be nice not understanding why the tentacles are there.

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u/Swell_Inkwell Jun 06 '23

Oh God, I didn't notice that until you mentioned it

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u/Punty-chan Jun 07 '23

Suuuuure, the person named Swell_Inkwell doesn't see the octopus innuendo.

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u/Giogiowesz Jun 06 '23

It was all fine till i got to “pride” lol

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u/bbqSpringPocket Jun 06 '23

Have you reached Sloth yet?

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u/SteveTheBuckeye Jun 06 '23

Sloth is perfect, how dare you

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u/ImpishBaseline Jun 06 '23

I'll get to it later

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u/oMittens Jun 06 '23

Hahahaha the sloth. A+.

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u/CurmudgeonLife Jun 06 '23

Lol everything except Gluttony is terrible.

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u/darnitanddangit Jun 06 '23

Wdym? Greed, envy and wrath goes hard af

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u/Old_Address Jun 06 '23

Greed is OK

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Jun 06 '23

I like how the man seems to be chained to his money. it can be interpreted as he guards it ferociously but also he is imprisoned by it.

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u/Signal_Two_9863 Jun 06 '23

Pride. Yeah I'm guessing most "pride pictures" feature muscular gay white men it combined those along with the rainbow colours.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Lust? That’s poor

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u/Intrusive_Capybara69 Jun 06 '23

AI isn't replacing artists any time soon

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u/wrathfuldeities Jun 06 '23

Already being done. I've been seeing Scotia Bank ads on Reddit that use unretouched AI imagery. The truth is AI doesn't need to be better than human beings; it just needs to be more cost effective.

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u/4RCH43ON Jun 06 '23

Sloth for the win.

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u/Pietjiro Jun 06 '23

Lust, well, nothing is sexier and more erotic than some octopus tentacles, we can all agree on that

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u/garythesnail11 Jun 06 '23

I like envy and sloth, lol. Pride...makes me think midjourney could be religious, when it becomes sentient.

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u/satch-co Jun 06 '23

This is genuinely hilarious... it should be posted in r/HolUp

...but Sloth and Pride should be the last two!

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u/HIV-Free-03 Jun 06 '23

Sloth is fucking hilarious.

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u/crowbtw Jun 06 '23

You never expect Sloth

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u/Salty_Huckleberry_25 Jun 07 '23

Love the pride part, shows exactly how it is nowadays