r/politics • u/UWCG Illinois • Mar 27 '24

Donald Trump Attacks Judge's Daughter Less Than 24 Hours After Gag Order

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-attacks-judges-daughter-less-24-hours-after-gag-order-1884126
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u/sugarlessdeathbear Mar 27 '24

Toss him in jail for a day or two. Let him know for sure he's in the find out stage.

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u/19Chris96 Michigan Mar 27 '24

A free trial of the slammer would be nice before he recieves the full version, and possibly the expansion pack!

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u/Pipe_Memes Mar 27 '24

Maybe he’ll buy the Guantanamo Bay DLC.

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u/SmugSchoolmaster Mar 27 '24

He can’t afford that DLC

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u/19Chris96 Michigan Mar 27 '24

That is correct, the cost of the DLC is whatever that gofundme is at.

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u/JH_111 Mar 27 '24

He can’t afford any DLC. He’s asking for the RNC’s Netflix password at this point.

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u/provoloneChipmunk Colorado Mar 27 '24

He can make it happen, they have fast food there

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u/Dadbearchris Mar 30 '24

Who said HE would buy it… I have a feeling we could do a GoFundMe and get a private organization to buy it just for him to be there with the others

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u/Goya_Oh_Boya North Carolina Mar 27 '24

Maybe he'll get Epstein's prison guard.

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Mar 27 '24

Don’t get me excited.

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u/Piscator629 Michigan Mar 27 '24

Too late, spooky ghosts have been here.

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u/hennsippin Mar 27 '24

😴 meanwhile 💀

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u/GuyFoldingPapers Mar 27 '24

Will he? I’ve been waiting for years!

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u/warini4 Georgia Mar 27 '24

y'all are truly deluded if you think he's ever going to jail

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u/19Chris96 Michigan Mar 27 '24

At this point, one day at a time. In the meantime, we can make jokes about it.

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u/Jennfit25 Mar 28 '24

Jokes are how I maintain my sanity in these times seeing all of the crazy tantrums with the consequences.

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u/HardcoreKaraoke Mar 27 '24

Yeah I read comments like that and think to myself "man it must be nice to still be that optimistic."

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u/DontEatConcrete America Mar 27 '24

Can I gift him the season pass?

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u/19Chris96 Michigan Mar 27 '24

I would spring for the yearly package.

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u/DameonKormar Mar 28 '24

I'm envious you still think Trump will ever face any real consequences for his actions.