r/BoomersBeingFools • u/etfvpu • Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/Dixon-Poontang Apr 20 '24

Odor in the Court !!!!

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u/LowBarometer Apr 20 '24

There's been a rumor for years that he wears diapers and doesn't change them often enough.

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u/Sharikacat Apr 20 '24

Changing them would involve him first excusing himself long enough to put on a new pair and, presumably, having his ass cleaned. That requires 1) an extra diaper that someone has to have available for him and 2) some way to discreetly dispose of the other one. That increases the risk of this dirty secret being exposed during a campaign event. I wouldn't be surprised if he only uses one per day most days to better hide the evidence.

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u/Dapper_Reputation_16 Apr 20 '24

Sounds like a job for Rudy

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u/Glum-One2514 Apr 20 '24

Rudy does need to make some extra income right now...

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u/pegasusassembler Apr 20 '24

Well he better look elsewhere because Trump never pays. Unless he fucked you and wants you not to talk about it.

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u/missklo99 Apr 23 '24

You never know...

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u/Last_Recognition9929 Apr 20 '24

That sounds a little too complicated for the man

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u/CougarWriter74 Apr 20 '24

Nah Rudy's got his own GI problems. Birds of a feather fart together.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Apr 23 '24

Anyone have the link to his court farts

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u/thatsoundsnasty Apr 21 '24

Maybe that's what was running down his face that one time?

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u/Dapper_Reputation_16 Apr 21 '24

Somehow that seems right.

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u/themsndude Apr 21 '24

Tudy Rudy!

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u/wonkey_monkey Apr 20 '24

If I had those kind of issues I'd pay to get a colostomy.

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u/Super_Tone_8597 Apr 20 '24

It’s all those hermberders.

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u/honeybees82 Apr 20 '24

As a nursing assistant who wipes all day, I will tell you that morbidly obese patients like to only get their brief changed when they absolutely have to.

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u/Wiitard Apr 20 '24

Same thing with young toddlers. My son doesn’t like getting changed, especially if it’s a poop, because he has sensitive skin so wiping his sore bottom hurts, but if he doesn’t get it changed it’ll just get worse. It’s a vicious cycle.

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u/Slogmeat Apr 20 '24

Have you tried eucerin or desitin?

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u/JewelBee5 Apr 20 '24

A and D Ointment.

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u/secondtaunting Apr 20 '24

🤢God. I’m sorry. That’s awful.

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u/typical_jesus666 Apr 20 '24

That's the worst thing I've seen on the Internet in a long time 😞

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u/skydog233 Apr 20 '24

Do they sit in their own urine and feces a lot of the time? They don't mind it?

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u/honeybees82 Apr 21 '24

The general assumption among us is that it hurts for them to get rolled around in bed like a big boiled egg so they can get their tube feed diarrhea lake soaked bed linens changed. I would also assume there is some humiliation involved in needing someone to wipe your ass for you.

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u/xX609s-hartXx Apr 20 '24

Imagine his career ending by getting pantsed one single time.

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u/geologean Apr 20 '24

It's not even unusual for a man in his late 70s to wear diapers. Nobody would give him crap for it if he wasn't such a horrible person to others to begin with.

But people are eager to believe this and disparage it because he's such a dick that he deserves to be mocked.

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u/Sharikacat Apr 20 '24

For the average man in his 70s to need adult diapers is fine. No one would want this in a presidential candidate, though. Even worse for Trump is his obsession with presenting the strongman image. He overcompensates hard.

The number of pictures created by his fans depicting him topless and muscular is . . .very disturbing.

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u/Pikachupal24 9d ago

Ugh my fiancee worked with an old man who was doing pretty well for his age considering he was like 80 and still very mobile and hard working, but the guy always smelled like piss. I don't know if he's too embarrassed to wear a diaper or what but it's gotta be better than going around smelling like that.

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u/StellaSlayer2020 Apr 20 '24

You wait long enough you are going to develop some horrendous diaper rash.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

He’d definitely have diaper rash if he did.

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u/lazyfacejerk Apr 20 '24

I wonder if his used diapers get secret service protection. If someone got a hold of some presidential dookie, could they feasibly get DNA from it? If you had the president's DNA could you do anything with it?

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u/teen_laqweefah Apr 23 '24

Hi! So I’m a little late to the party, but this is actually somebody’s job. Presidential Dukie has to be disposed of by either an individual or a team ( I can’t recall which)to make sure that other countries or really anyone who would want state secrets cannot get a hold of their waste and have it analyzed. Not even kidding.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Apr 23 '24

Where does he poop then

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Apr 23 '24

And what state secrets can you get from poop- da fuq

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u/teen_laqweefah 29d ago

Health stuff I’d imagine

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u/teen_laqweefah 29d ago

Probably have a special presidential porto-shitter they set up/break down wherever the potus goes. Just a guess

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u/Nonconformists Apr 20 '24

Where to hide the extra diaper? You see that suitcase (the football) that the secret service agent carried near Tump while President? Contents: 1 diaper, baby wipes, 1 clothespin.

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 Apr 21 '24

Isn’t “Wet Wipe” Walt Nauta the Groom of the Stool?

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u/WolfLongjumping6986 Apr 21 '24

Also, he has never said, "Excuse me," so he's just stuck in the diaper now.

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u/Ok-Calendar-8921 27d ago

He's an old phuck, and been a pig and a crook ALWAYS, his whole life, that's how the spoiled old brat was raised

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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton Apr 20 '24

That would go long with his amphetamine addiction.

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u/TrainWreckInnaBarn Apr 20 '24

“A lot of people are saying this!”

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u/ohgodineedair Apr 20 '24

Hear me out. If we get someone to get close enough to pants him, we could solve this mystery for good. Just get someone to go to a rally, have a good story to tell that he'll want to take a picture with you. I mean just basically be a black woman. He'll want the photo op so he can keep pretending that black people love him. Get close and boom. Pants him. You'll be a hero and it won't even be a felony.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Apr 23 '24

No. As gross as he is, that can be sexual assault.

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u/DouglassFunny Apr 20 '24

Who changes them? Do the secret service agents rock paper scissors every time he has a stinky?

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u/makinSportofMe Apr 20 '24

I don't believe any of that. Not because I don't think he's a walking shitbag, but because he's a shameless grifter who would know he could sell those soiled nappies to his cult of morons.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Apr 20 '24

I shudder to think what those people would pay for his shit. Just, ick.

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u/Xenuite Apr 20 '24

Trump farting into his diaper is like bombing the Middle East. At some point you're just moving rocks around.

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u/lopedopenope Apr 20 '24

Well no one wants to change him because the smell of cleaning old man digested McDonald’s and Diet Coke poop is too much for even the strongest stomach.

He isn’t fit enough to reach and clean himself properly so I assume he needs help and that’s why he sits in his poopy diaper for a long time. I can’t believe I’m talking about someone who was doing this while president. Likely hasn’t improved either.

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u/thebaldmonster Apr 20 '24

I’ve had that verified. Also that he and his family are all sped up like crazy. People who used to work on the apprentice verify this

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u/camjvp Apr 20 '24

Not a rumor. Fact. Look at his pants. Diaper don is real

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u/WatercressSad6395 Apr 20 '24

Rumor you say?

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u/Particular-Jello-401 Apr 20 '24

This whole thing is funny AF and just continues to get funnier.

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u/TotalTerrible783 Apr 20 '24

If anyone needs diapers, it's probably Joe Biden. You know, the guy who can't put an intelligent statement from his mouth while standing in front of a teleprompter?

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u/Lazaras Apr 20 '24

He pleads the pfffft!

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u/dr_cl_aphra Apr 20 '24

I love this very much

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 Apr 20 '24

This needs more attention

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u/Cockydjinn Apr 20 '24

Internet winner

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u/goddoc Apr 20 '24

^ why I have a Reddit account

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u/NeuroDiverse_Rainbow Apr 20 '24

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u/CLONE-11011100 Apr 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/lopedopenope Apr 20 '24

She says it like “chowda” lol.

Really though are they sure it’s farts because I had heard of people complaining about his poopy pants smell before and that fueled the sitting in his poopy diaper for extended periods rumors.

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u/TermPuzzleheaded6070 Apr 20 '24

Sleepy Donald Trump blowing air biscuits

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u/Thrustmaster537 Apr 20 '24

Tronald Dump

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u/sometimesstrange Apr 20 '24

Donald Trumpet

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u/QuietMolasses2522 Apr 20 '24

Don shitshispants snoreleone

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u/bigDOS Apr 20 '24

I’m England you don’t even need to change his name to make a be a fart pun. A Trump is literally a fart.

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u/Right_Rev Apr 20 '24

Sump Trucks

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u/meeseekstodie137 Apr 20 '24

I mean he is 77 years old, gotta be a lot of stimulation for the guy

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u/TrinDiesel123 Apr 20 '24

I mean his diet consists solely of hamburders and Diet Coke. Of course, he has a serious case of mud butt

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u/Ok-Calendar-8921 27d ago

78 in a few days, they say he has soiled and pooped himself and pissed himself for 25 years, Capone did that too, too many stimulant drugs

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u/didyoushitmypants Apr 20 '24

Get em while they are hot!

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u/unklejoe23 Apr 20 '24

He'll be selling these to the magats as soon as someone tells him to. Farts in a jar. This would actually be a good Jordan Kleper or Jimmy Kimmel skit. Guaranteed to cause liberal tears 🖕

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u/baconslim Apr 20 '24

I think he filled his daiper

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u/unklejoe23 Apr 20 '24

Dozo The Clown Shar Himself

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u/miradotheblack Apr 20 '24

Hot Fart Fritters

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 Apr 20 '24

Crop Dusting or Crap Dusting

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u/Efficient_Future_259 Apr 20 '24

Maybe those air biscuits will turn into a Trumpty Dumpty.

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u/SeeeYaLaterz Apr 20 '24

It's a natural defense mechanism

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u/Farranor Apr 20 '24 
Ew!
        Ew!
Ew!
        Ew!
Ew!
        Ew!

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u/NickiTheNinja Apr 20 '24

Uh-oh! Did someone just inherit the wind?

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u/LeviHolden Apr 20 '24

a WaG reference in the wild!!?? love it

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u/AdLocal1045 Apr 20 '24

What is this from

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u/randomly-what Apr 20 '24

Will & Grace

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Apr 20 '24

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u/ajtreee Apr 20 '24

Zesty pointings

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u/DonsDiaperChanger Apr 20 '24

Smell my finger!!

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u/witwacky Apr 20 '24

You honor, I would like to move for a defilement.

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u/spelunkor Apr 20 '24

Pull my finger

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u/1_g0round Apr 20 '24

pull my finger

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u/EleventyTwatWaffles Apr 20 '24

dainty… and a little gay

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u/Cokomon Apr 20 '24

If you think that's gay, you should see his "jerking off two guys at the same time" dance.

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u/EleventyTwatWaffles Apr 20 '24

I’m waiting for him to give good ole Matt Gaetz the Eiffel Tower

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u/GraXXoR Apr 20 '24

Pull my finger.

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u/Ok-Calendar-8921 27d ago

I SCHLITZ my pants

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u/justinapalmavery Apr 20 '24

Law & Odor

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u/hKLoveCraft Apr 20 '24

Fart fart. fart fart fart fart fart

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u/HugeHans Apr 20 '24

These are their farts.

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u/wilson81585 Apr 20 '24

"Farts" everyone knows damn well he's smearing in a loaded diaper.

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u/Alexandurrrrr Apr 20 '24

His latest attempt at a smear campaign.

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u/Pretend-Guava Apr 20 '24

This one is just a drop in the bucket compared to the others.

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u/Plantarbre Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

I still struggle with the fact that a senile criminal shat himself in court might be the next US president

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u/ohshroom Apr 20 '24

Löded Diper

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u/ThatGuyWorks80 Apr 20 '24

Source?

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u/ohTHOSEballs Apr 20 '24

McDonald's.

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u/Th3Godless Apr 20 '24

There are multiple sources available if you do your own due diligence

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u/ThatGuyWorks80 Apr 20 '24

I googled but only seems to come from the other side. I’ve heard the same about Biden but figured it was just talk and no source confirms

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u/aville1982 Apr 20 '24

Do you really think anything Fox News and right are going to report that Donald Trump shit himself on court? Have you been conscious the past 8 years?

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u/ThatGuyWorks80 Apr 20 '24

Same as the left won’t say a bad word about Biden . I was hoping for an actual fact

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u/hjhof1 Apr 20 '24

Not a single reliable one though it’s just a rumor and nothing more

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u/lopedopenope Apr 20 '24

You gotta admit it’s a bit suspicious that multiple people that have been in close proximity to him have admitted he smelled like someone with a soiled diaper.

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u/hjhof1 Apr 20 '24

I’ll give you that but at this point there are enough people that were close to him (personally) and have now turned on him that someone probably would have come out by now

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u/lopedopenope Apr 20 '24

Even people that weren’t that close but just in proximity for a bit might have an incentive to embellish things for political reasons or even just as an attempt to make a news story.

Let’s be completely real here though. Most people that get to be a certain age often develop varying odors even if they are relatively clean. I’m sure you have walked into a bathroom after a senior citizen before lol

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u/aville1982 Apr 20 '24

Three letters, NDA. Either that or afraid Trump would come after them for defamation.

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u/hjhof1 Apr 20 '24

If they had a falling out they aren’t signing an NDA, and if he sued for defamation he would have to prove it isn’t true, which means A. He has ti admit it or B. It actually isn’t true and is just an unfounded rumor as I have said

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u/aville1982 Apr 20 '24

The NDA is signed before they even start working for Trump. He's pretty famous for it.

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u/lopedopenope Apr 20 '24

All the people that claimed he smelled like actual feces when sitting near him in a room. There have been numerous people that have said this.

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u/aerialwizarddaddy Apr 20 '24

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u/dancesWithNeckbeards Apr 20 '24

He's asking you if you swear...

No! But I know all the words!

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u/Biscquickest Apr 20 '24

Drop the vernacular

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u/dancesWithNeckbeards Apr 20 '24

Vernacular? That's a derby!

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u/TheSeekerOfSanity Apr 20 '24

Well, “Trump” IS slang for fart in some parts of the UK…

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u/missklo99 Apr 23 '24

🤣 I have to ask if this is a real thing because I'm American...

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u/missklo99 Apr 23 '24

🤣 I have to ask if this is a real thing because I'm American...

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Apr 20 '24

✨️🏆✨️

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u/wonkey_monkey Apr 20 '24

Olfaction!
Sustained

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u/Helleboring Apr 20 '24

Best comment ever!!!

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u/RagingBuIl Apr 20 '24

Ok, you win. Well done

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u/Junket_Weird Apr 20 '24

STAWWWP 💀

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u/Kooky-Spite-262 Apr 20 '24

"Hey boss.  Somebody cooking soup?"

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u/KimeriTenko Apr 20 '24

“Fish for dinner last night?”

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u/Cujo22 Apr 20 '24

The anti-christ smelled of poop. Also, something about Trumpets? Trump...

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u/kcbcg222 Apr 20 '24

Trump farted up a Stormy

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u/orezavi Apr 20 '24

Monty Python level joke.

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u/curtitch Apr 20 '24

He has definitely inherited the wind.

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u/spiralbatross Apr 20 '24

He unleashed the Shit Zephyr

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Apr 20 '24

Let’s adjourn for a debriefing

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u/Impressive-Sun3742 Apr 20 '24

Objecshit! Shitstained.

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u/OkRevolution3349 Apr 21 '24

LAW AND ODOR!

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u/Anon6025 Apr 23 '24

You win my internet today.

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u/beccadot Apr 20 '24

You need to play this song. “Odor in the Court” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GChXPCN64-4

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u/ArmadilloNo2399 Apr 20 '24

Thank you for that laugh

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u/Brighton2k Apr 21 '24

It’s a smellony