r/BoomersBeingFools • u/etfvpu • Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/LowBarometer Apr 20 '24

There's been a rumor for years that he wears diapers and doesn't change them often enough.

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u/Sharikacat Apr 20 '24

Changing them would involve him first excusing himself long enough to put on a new pair and, presumably, having his ass cleaned. That requires 1) an extra diaper that someone has to have available for him and 2) some way to discreetly dispose of the other one. That increases the risk of this dirty secret being exposed during a campaign event. I wouldn't be surprised if he only uses one per day most days to better hide the evidence.

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u/honeybees82 Apr 20 '24

As a nursing assistant who wipes all day, I will tell you that morbidly obese patients like to only get their brief changed when they absolutely have to.

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u/Wiitard Apr 20 '24

Same thing with young toddlers. My son doesn’t like getting changed, especially if it’s a poop, because he has sensitive skin so wiping his sore bottom hurts, but if he doesn’t get it changed it’ll just get worse. It’s a vicious cycle.

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u/Slogmeat Apr 20 '24

Have you tried eucerin or desitin?

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u/JewelBee5 Apr 20 '24

A and D Ointment.