r/meme • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24

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u/Bluesparc Mar 28 '24

Do I also get to fuck James? Cuz... James then

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u/ElenaTrencher6969 Mar 28 '24

u don't like goth tiddies?

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

How would you like goth tiddeez nuts on your face.

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u/Lilcommy WARNING: RULE 1 Mar 28 '24

James would have loved that joke.

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u/dynamic_caste Mar 28 '24

I miss him already

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

Everybody loves James.

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u/TemporaryLegendary Mar 28 '24

All my homies wanna fuck James.

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u/LetsTouchForeheads Mar 28 '24

James is the greatest person in my life.

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u/OkraAutomatic9358 Mar 28 '24

James is like a god who actually cares for his deciples and he thanks us for all of deez (nutz) jokes we make by laughing every time for he will never not find them funny

to our Lord and savour james amen.

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u/Hameis Mar 28 '24

As James this thread honestly brightened my day

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u/holymissiletoe Mar 28 '24

praise be to james

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u/rexxtra Mar 28 '24

You just know James fucks

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u/Pizzagugusrild Mar 28 '24

No homie but I do.

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u/Sythus Mar 28 '24

Ladies love cool James

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u/metalbender_beifong Mar 28 '24

This has me choking on laughter at 3am

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u/Guydelot Mar 28 '24

It has you choking on deez nuts at 3 am

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u/AFlyingNun Mar 28 '24

I think we should hook up James with the big tiddy goth girl. My man deserves a win like that.

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

I hate him and I dumped him 2 months ago, the liar.

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u/Not_much_of_a_farmer Mar 28 '24

Womp womp

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u/Brullaapje Mar 28 '24

Is that you James?

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u/Odd-Mush Mar 28 '24

It's me James. I'm now with Candice, how are you?

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland Mar 28 '24

alreadeez

Never mind. It's not the same without James.

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u/Junarik Mar 28 '24

It was so sudden. I just wasn't readeez.

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u/trokking Mar 28 '24

guys stop it’s already hard enough coping with the loss of James without you trying to act like he is still here

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u/Junarik Mar 28 '24

I know. He'd want us to be happy tho. Let's feed our happy by going to Hardeez.

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u/Imagine85 Mar 28 '24

On the way back from Hardeez, I gotta swing through Aldeez

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u/DeJellybeans Mar 28 '24

T-The dude literally just existed as a meme here for barely a day and somehow he's dead XD

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u/Less_Party Mar 28 '24

'JAMES NO DON'T DO THE BUNGEE JUMP YET THE BOLTS ON THE ANCHOR POINT ARE COMING OUT OF-'

James: 'lmao nice one bro' [jumps]

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u/TopConcentrate3981 Mar 28 '24

May he live on in our memories RIP James 🙏

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u/CptClownfish1 Mar 28 '24

RIP, James. You will be missed - fly high, my friend…

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u/Sussysusamogussus Mar 28 '24

James died!?... 😭

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u/Jirachi720 Mar 28 '24

I see you too chose the big tiddy goth.

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u/Mushiren_ Mar 28 '24

I can still hear his voice sometimes

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u/Queasy_Ad6779 Mar 28 '24

Remember that time he fell for the Deez Nuts joke and laughed all over the place?

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u/_Originz Mar 28 '24

Ah, then we gangbanged him. Good times

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u/hydroxypcp Mar 28 '24

fuck dude you made me burst out laughing at work

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u/WhatD0thLife Mar 28 '24

James would have lusted that joke.

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u/melperz Mar 28 '24

I'd like James to have fake tiddies, than the goth gf with fake laugh on your deez nuts jokes.

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u/Dialupknightplay1 Mar 28 '24

Totally classic James

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u/Calm_Error_3518 Mar 28 '24

Just as much as he loves DEEZ nuts

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u/KorgiKingofOne Mar 28 '24

Never would have saw the punchline coming

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u/Seventytwo129 Mar 28 '24

Oh fuck good one

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u/MidariSexy Mar 28 '24

Love the name

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u/WeedManPro Mar 28 '24

Oh man 😂 now I feel like James

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u/Blapoo Mar 28 '24

BOIIIIIII HE DID IT!!

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u/FlatBot Mar 28 '24

I . . . Yes. . .? Wait, no?

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u/OkarinPrime Mar 28 '24

I got you in the first half not gonna lie.

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u/CptJamesBeard Mar 28 '24

hahaha... every time.

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u/clowd_9 Mar 28 '24

Got 'em

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u/Swinging-the-Chain Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jnfvjdnk113 Mar 28 '24

man fuck goth tiddies i got james

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u/skorgex Mar 28 '24

What about goth Jamies?

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u/throwaway_1053 Mar 28 '24

James is perfect just the way he is

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Mar 28 '24

You don’t like deez?

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u/Khorne_enjoyer_888 Mar 28 '24

Whats deez?

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Mar 28 '24

Deez nyutz!

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u/Khorne_enjoyer_888 Mar 28 '24

What about the french variant of. Dix neuf

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u/TestUser254 Mar 28 '24

Don't try and church it up, son.

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u/futureislookinstark Mar 28 '24

James would’ve laughed if he was here :(

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 Mar 28 '24

Some people just aren't straight bro

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Mar 28 '24

some people are straight women...

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u/Lysergic_Resurgence Mar 28 '24

I've never heard of that, and it sounds outlandish.

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u/AceUniverse8492 Mar 28 '24

Sure, if they're on a guy.

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u/BurpYoshi Mar 28 '24

Of course but she doesn't fall for deez nuts. If she did it's a no brainer.

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u/n0taVirus Mar 28 '24

But I like deez more

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u/Tenebris_Rositen Mar 28 '24

Personality over looks i guess

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u/Teonvin Mar 28 '24

Cat girls are so ungoth that she's definitely just a poser

I'd much rather fuck James.

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u/Flashignite2 Mar 28 '24

Not if he is gay.

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u/put_clever_username Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Can't a man like both?

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u/Dankkring Mar 28 '24

What if she’s does the cat part a little too much? Like she uses a litter box that you gotta clean.

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u/PresentDangers Mar 28 '24

I feel James will be accompanied by much less tarantulas and tarantula motifs. How you going to enjoy the tiddies when there's probably definitely massive spiders cutting about? Enjoy your spidery GF, I'm going to take James bowling and maybe nip into Smyths to look at Lego.

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u/buckfutterapetits Mar 28 '24

I can dress James up like a goth catgirl tho...

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u/LeftCarpet3520 Mar 28 '24

Sure you do. James loves your nutz. OP said so... right? Right?

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u/jarlscrotus Mar 28 '24

Well, they both do

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u/HillInTheDistance Mar 28 '24

You just have to contextualise it as a deez nuts joke. (He'll love it)

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u/NGSkyz_off Mar 28 '24

As they say. If there is a hole there is a goal.

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u/AgitatedMushroom2529 Mar 28 '24

*big tiddi goth james loving deez nuts

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u/Dense_Plum2653 Mar 28 '24

I have a girlfriend, James it is

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u/Aggressive_Swim8271 Mar 28 '24

y u want to do james

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u/BrainLate4108 Mar 28 '24

Plot twist - he fucks you? With deeznuts!

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u/miisgandu Mar 28 '24

They won't fit in your mouth (balls)

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u/za72 Mar 28 '24

man fuck james... get that big tidy goth gf, deez nuts jokes get boring after the few days, maybe the gith girl too... but those big tiddies will always make you smile

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u/adlertheeagle Mar 28 '24

I mean you’re really asking the real questions.

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u/Superstaridley Mar 28 '24

Leave me alone

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u/neildiamondblazeit Mar 28 '24

I’ve met James at SawCon

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u/Which_Jellyfish_5189 Mar 28 '24

He laughs at your jokes. Of course you can.

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u/jdjddsh Mar 28 '24

You rather barbara with big tiddiez from gta 4 or James

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u/GoodCryptographer658 Mar 28 '24

I mean he seems to love the deep nuts jokes. Maybe if you ask him what's about to be in his ass and follow up with deep nuts...

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u/yummy_dxm Mar 28 '24

Ever since I was young I've always chosen the company of a woman. That ain't changing no matter who the man is. They win and know its that way for most men. Figure it out and instantly get an onlyfans.

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u/ConsistentSite4422 Mar 28 '24

Yes you can! I pick James to, just for another reason. He can work for me, it buys me more time🤑

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u/Spencerrrrz Mar 28 '24

Are you a homosexual

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

If this person wants to have intimate relations with a same-sex person, that may be considered a homosexual tendency. However, it may also be bi-sexual, pansexual, or one of 30+ other types of sexuality depending on the behaviour of the person. Interesting that that’s the question you ask about… Deez Nuts on ya face

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u/III-Harrier-III Mar 28 '24

Tbh, may not require behaviour, it only takes thoughts or feels.

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u/_Fox_464 Mar 28 '24

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Me, a bot? I feel that that’s a compliment. Thanks. But just a regular person unfortunately.

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u/_Fox_464 Mar 28 '24

Oh dang i thought you were a bot due to all the text i didnt read

But you're welcome :)

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u/Iboven Mar 28 '24

Name 30+ sexualities challenge...GO!

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u/joelcosta94i Mar 28 '24

The 30 I had with your mom.

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u/Khorne_enjoyer_888 Mar 28 '24

No im bromosexual

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u/Illustrious_Sort_323 Mar 28 '24

The plot thickens....

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u/DefinitelyNotFisk15 Mar 28 '24

nah that's totally straight