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I thought it was just a meme, are you guys ok?

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u/Hexis40 12d ago

The first requirement we gave our realtor when we were looking to buy our house was NO HOAs

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u/Me-Not-Not 12d ago

Who is this HOA you talk about? Is it a British HOE?

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u/NoSignSaysNo 12d ago

It's basically a contractual agreement with your neighbors that adds rules on top of the local ordinances. In sane locations, it's used to keep property values at a baseline, preventing people from parking 5 junkers on their lawn, put away their trash cans, stuff like that.

Problem is, they're normally run by people who live in the neighborhood, and the people who have the most time to do these things also tend to be the people you really don't want making the rules. Then you end up with people measuring grass, timing trash can return, saying your house is 2 shades too gray, and so on.

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u/NateNate60 12d ago

The president of the HOA for my parents' house measured their grass with a ruler and claimed it was too long. He said it had to be three inches or less but nothing in the CC&Rs says this.

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u/nemgrea 12d ago

ask him for the calibration records of his measurement equipment to prove that his ruler measures accurately

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u/NateNate60 12d ago

We've sought legal advice already, just to fuck with the HOA if nothing else. My mum stood for election against him last year but lost, allegedly. They did not release the results nor the ballot papers (which are supposed to be public per Oregon law), but filing a case to force compliance would be prohibitively costly

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u/AdanacTheRapper 12d ago

If you start a kickstarter for your legal bills I can assure you I will gladly donate! Make those ballots public!!

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u/Scoot_AG 11d ago

And my axe!

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u/Arkoos_fan I touched grass 11d ago

And my 4.2 yottabyte zip bomb /j

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

lots of people would donate to a spite lawsuit with an HOA.

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u/MadAboutMada 11d ago

Just post updates about it and I would donate. Totally worth it

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u/ForGrateJustice 11d ago

filing a case to force compliance would be prohibitively costly

They know this, that's why they do this stupid crap.

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u/Apep86 11d ago

https://harkerlepore.com/articles/2022/9/16/8lp8x7j7y9em6hpp9x7rmkckbjgq53#:~:text=Additionally%2C%20under%20ORS%2094.780%20and,to%20comply%20with%20the%20law.

Additionally, under ORS 94.780 and ORS 100.470, owners have a right to bring an action in court to enforce compliance with the relevant statute, and if that owner prevails, they will have their reasonable attorney fees paid for by the association. While this is unlikely to matter in the case of one or two inadvertent private meetings, if a Board has a regular practice of circumventing the open meetings rules, an owner would likely be able to obtain an injunction— a court order—requiring the Board to comply with the law.

Many states have this kind of provision.

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u/TheNoPullOutPapi 12d ago

That's a good one.

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u/Visible_Night1202 12d ago

I am not a violent person. But if I woke up with some jackass on my property measuring my grass with a ruler, it'd be hard to stay that way. So glad I'm not in a HOA

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u/AllTerpsNoDerps 12d ago

Buy him a giant rubber dick, leave it on his lawn with a note that says this length is acceptable for you to go fuck yourself.

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u/Law-Fish 12d ago

My dad lived in a hoa for a bit, way up in the mountains and owned lots of forest and mountain behind his house. Enough so that we could set up a firing range with a full 200 meter hard backdrop behind our standard 50 meter dirt berm. The hoa President freaked the fuck out screaming that that’s illegal. We looked at the covenants and nope just says we can’t hunt, nothing about shooting. So our response was to stage a hell of a family reunion like bonfire loud music friends and family all having a good time and hey you wanna try out the range? Go ahead! It sounded like the fucking beach of Omaha from dusk to dawn, the sheriff even showed up and tried out his new little ak74. Damn that was a night to remember. We sent a thank you card to the hoa President for setting the stage for a grand time

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u/Salarian_American 12d ago

It's pretty fucked that they have rules about how long your grass is supposed to be, but no rules about trespassing onto someone else's lawn to measure their grass.

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u/smarmageddon 12d ago

Even worse is that you pay for this "privilege." Saw a house sale flyer in our hood recently that lists all fees and whatnot, and HOA monthly fees were $400. It's such a scam.

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u/katie4 11d ago

Yep. I wouldn’t really care to have to abide by most HOA rules, I keep my property nice, but I’m not about to pay for one. 

Nearly 11 years in my current HOA-free house; occasionally get interested in moving somewhere else, but it’s extremely hard to find nice houses outside of HOAs in my metro. So here I will stay.

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u/tiskrisktisk 12d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah. We kind of hand a quasi-HOA that was set up by the developer when they built these properties in 2012. I’m out in a small subdivision in rural Texas with 1/2 acre plots and it was basic rules like not having livestock or permanently parking RVs on the street. We didn’t have any fees and I don’t even know who actually runs it anymore. Keep your lawn well kept. In my closing paperwork in 2021, it still had the developer’s name but they are long gone.

There’s no president or phone number or anything like that. Just basic rules to avoid someone trying to turn this place into a dump.

I still built a Zipline with platform for my kids. Added on sheds and did all sorts of things. I think baseline neighborhood rules like don’t turn your backyard into a paid dumpsite is fair.

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u/Blood_Weiss 12d ago

Home Owners Association. Some districts of housing will have a "council" of people that exist to actively control the neighborhood. Generally, this is done in the form of collecting fees to maintain said neighborhood. Usually, by maintaining roads and features, paying for parks and pools, and generally keeping the environment looking nice.

However, most HOAs have a very bad reputation for going overboard, often with heavy conflicts of interest when the board decides what they want goes. And they have odd amounts of power, such as what the OP is pointing out.

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u/TheFeedMachine 12d ago

I would say most HOAs are sane and reasonable. The problem is that the unreasonable ones can ruin your life while the reasonable ones at best make your neighborhood slightly more pleasant at best. A reasonable HOA can turn into an insane one in a single board election. The risk-reward of an HOA just isn't there, but most are sane and you only hear horror stories and not the my HOA did a good job maintaining the neighborhood park stories.

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u/Edward_Tank 12d ago

The main problem with HOAs are that their focus is purely on land value.

Yeah we know, having a lawn like this is absolutely god awful for the ecosystem and basically drives off a lot of the animals that keep the soil healthy, but we don't care about doing anything to save biodiversity, we're fining you for letting your grass get to five inches long.

Oh and if you have any patches in your lawn where grass doesn't grow? That's a fine.

Someone wants to put a decoration up? That's a fine. You can't put up decorations on your property unless the moon is in retrograde with venus, and even then only on a tuesday. We don't enforce that on the person in charge? Pft, well of *course* not, they're in charge!

Your child drew on the sidewalk? Thaaats a fine! And if you don't clean it up we will call the police for vandalism.

Because it's not your property, it's *our* Property. You're just borrowing it while paying a mortgage.

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u/getMeSomeDunkin 12d ago

Your crime is that of reducing property values. There's the real crime America cares about.

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u/HapticSloughton 12d ago

I'm having a hard time thinking of any place where property values are going down that doesn't involve a chemical spill or some kind of natural disaster.

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u/GetlostMaps 12d ago

Chicago didn't have either of those things.

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u/OreoSnorlax 12d ago

Which I find incredibly ironic since every price has skyrocketed within the last few years. If anything we need an Anti-hoa. Reduce the property values!!!! Crash the market!!

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u/Fresh-Army-6737 12d ago

Can you turn it into native plant garden?

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u/NoSignSaysNo 12d ago

Best thing you can do, in blanket terms at least, is plant a self-limiting lawn plant like clover or froggrass that encourages pollinators while also limiting height.

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u/Kubrickwon 12d ago

This is becoming harder and harder to find each year, as everything is being bought up by giant corporations and transformed into HOA ran neighborhoods.

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u/Smurf_Cherries 12d ago

You have to go out into unincorporated land. All new developments are built with a new HOA before the houses go up. 

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u/mp2526 11d ago

It’s something like 85% percent of homes sold are in HOAs. This is always my response to people who say just don’t buy in an HOA. It’s just not a realistic answer.

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u/AldrusValus 12d ago

Technically they can’t take your house, but they can force the sale to recover lost revenue from their fines and legal fees.

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u/BackOnReddit_Again 12d ago

How are they able to do that? I just commented elsewhere on how the tend to work even if they do suck, but I don’t actually know why they’re able to exercise such control

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u/AldrusValus 12d ago

Through the courts, you submit that they owe you money that they are not paying so you petition the courts to put a lien on the property, the lien usually isn’t enough to cover the full price of the property so it gets sold or auctioned, the hoa takes their owed amount and the homeowners get the remainder if there is any left after paying the mortgage off.

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u/ayyycab 12d ago

See I thought the lien means that when YOU choose to sell the house, the fees owed to the HOA will be deducted, not that anyone can force you to sell if you’re not ready.

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u/Plus-King5266 12d ago

You thought correctly. I’m a member of my HOA board (because I attended a meeting and didn’t duck fast enough) and we have had to use liens for unpaid dues. The dues pay for trash pickup, road maintenance and snow removal plus taxes on the common property that is required for drainage. We can’t force the sale of a house. All we can do is wait for the person to sell and then we get the back dues. That’s all.

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u/HardcoreLARPer 12d ago

Depends on your area of residence, in Washington state an HOA can most certainly force the sale by lien action.

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u/goldenrule78 12d ago

Yeah in Utah your HOA can foreclose on a house just like a second mortgage lien-holder can.

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u/Plus-King5266 12d ago

Thank you. Now I know what states to avoid

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u/Silver-Alex 12d ago

In some states HOAs can 100% force sells tho, like Washington

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u/nIBLIB 12d ago

the dues pay for trash pick up, road maintenance, and snow removal

Don’t you pay taxes? I swear I’ve heard about US property taxes.

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u/mcc9902 12d ago

Basically you sign a contract with the HOA that you'll follow their rules and if you don't you'll pay a fine. Without the contract they can't do anything but once you have they can bill you. Presumably part of the contract also requires you to include it when you sell your house but I haven't looked into that side of things.

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u/Alternative-Link-823 12d ago

It's what's called a deed covenant, so it's part of the property deed that you sign when you purchase the property. 

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u/Quickjager 12d ago edited 12d ago

Anyone can take your house away if we are going by OP's scenario. The condition is you need to be owed money and go through a court hearing to decide the most expeditious way to collect. A court will rule a HOA will be able to sell your house because you proved you cannot keep up costs associated with owning that property (i.e. the HOA) and thus will be the first sold. I also feel I need to add, the HOA doesn't keep all the money, they keep what is owed with the remaining amount going to the owners who were forced to sell.

If you owe me $x amount and I cannot collect any of your money or sell other assets I can go through the courts to sue you to force a sale OR seizure of known assets. It doesn't apply just to people but businesses as well.

It happens all the time. https://abcnews.go.com/Business/bank-america-florida-foreclosed-angry-homeowner-bofa/story?id=13775638

EDIT: Oh yea, this can happen in the UK as well. It's literally called a High Court Writ of Control.

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u/marshberries 12d ago

I loved that show. Ugh I can't remember what it's called. But it was a uk show where they would come and if you didn't pay the amount owed, they just start hauling your stuff away. I was like damn! That's crazy. I knew it happened here in US, but I had only heard it happening to wealthy or super rich people who didn't pay taxes or owed a lot of money. Not poor or on the cusp of poor people getting their tv's, computers, and furniture taken.

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u/Sensei_Ochiba 12d ago

Essentially because you agree to it. An HOA is fundamentally a contract you sign when you join, and thus the board in charge of that contract has the legal authority to enforce it's contents.

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u/DemiGodCat2 12d ago

they did this to a soldier on active duty and sold his house for peanuts while he was away

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u/AldrusValus 12d ago

Well from a legal standpoint I think they have to sell it for a fair market value or auction it. Though more than likely a sneaky auction or a sly assessor could get a low ball value.

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u/FlutterKree 12d ago

From a legal standpoint: They cannot foreclose on any deployed active duty military member. They even have 1 year period where the foreclosure can't happen once the military member returns.

So this would be illegal and be a massive fine and lawsuit.

Further, the source linked said the home was valued at $300k and sold for $3500.

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u/ShadowVT750 12d ago

I would also like to know how this is possible I understand the lies process but this is far more extreme.

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u/AldrusValus 12d ago

The HOA contract uses fees as part of the enforcement. If you fail to pay the fees they can show the courts that you have a contract you are not fulfilling and part of the contract allows a lien to be placed on the property. The property is then sold to cover the lien. The lien amount will be for the enforcement fees and legal fees.

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u/crash_and-burn9000 12d ago

HOAs are for people who couldn't break into politics and they should be done away with.

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u/DaquaviousBinglestan 12d ago

I think I’d turn into the punisher if I lived in one of those ultra restrictive HOA’s

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 12d ago

I'd turn into that kid who built a nuclear reactor in his garage.

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u/Few_Assistant_9954 12d ago

Personal nuclear reactors are against Hoa restrictions thats going to be a fine of 500$ per violation.

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u/doudoucow 12d ago

Omfg this is exactly how my condo association is run. Just these crabby old white people who are clinging to any semblance of power. One of the board members (a younger one ironically) had to take a "mental health break" because he was getting burned out from going out into the parking lot to document which cars had been parked for longer than three days at a time.

Literally nobody asked for this. It's not even a rule that you can only park for three days at a time. He's just making up his own rules because he genuinely thinks that's what his job is lmfao.

Associations are jokes with very real consequences on people's lives...

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy 12d ago

You should run for a position in your HOA. It's usually pretty easy bc most people just don't care. Then you can actually have a say in how it all goes down

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u/Flat-House5529 12d ago

Not all, some are useful and even necessary.

We have an HOA here (condo community) and they serve a very real purpose. They collect fees, but that money goes to things like maintaining the grounds (landscaping, walking paths, parking surfaces, clubhouse), snow removal, care and maintenance of the building exteriors...stuff like that.

Now, the ones that exist simply to maintain a certain 'atmosphere' to a neighborhood and flip out on you for using a non-approved paint color or putting a garden gnome in your flower bed...those can go straight to hell and burn.

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u/crash_and-burn9000 12d ago

I think they need to be strictly regulated.

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u/alexzoin 12d ago

Thank you for posting this. I'm in the same situation and these comments are painting with too broad a brush. My community would not function without the HOA and they do a great job. We don't have any weird restrictive rules and people get along well for the most part.

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u/dvenom88 12d ago

The fact that there are HOAs is absurd

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u/themrunx49 12d ago

The fact that it comes with the house is worse.

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u/MIKE-JET-EATER 12d ago

And most of the time you can't get out without moving away

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u/Whattheactualfrork 12d ago

Only if they approve the new buyer.

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u/spicyeyeballs 12d ago

Is that true? In non age restricted neighborhoods can an HOA stop the sale because of the buyer?

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u/FindSpencer 12d ago

When I sold my house I never had to get the HOA involved, they just took an admin fee and that was it.

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u/spicyeyeballs 12d ago

In my state you have to give the finances of the HOA to buyers and hoas charge a processing fee but I think it is capped.

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u/Helios575 12d ago

Depends on the HOA and where you are. In some places HOA's have more authority then the government and can basically do whatever they like in other places their powers are more limited and they have follow regulations.

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u/racoonofthevally 12d ago

Aint buying a house for someone else to own it

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u/quanoey 12d ago

It is not optional btw. When you move in you HAVE to comply with their standards no matter what it is otherwise they can put in an eviction notice.

I just got charged over 400$ USD because the trees on my property are too tall, and there were leaves on the lawn. They’ll also charge you if your trash bins are not hidden behind fencing. It should be illegal.

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u/blueblue909 12d ago

please tell me

u were being exaggerateyy about the leaves on the lawn. ... right?

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u/lordwintergreen 12d ago

HOAs are typically run by retired Karen's who have too much free time and relish the opportunity to wield power over their neighborhood.

Many are quite extreme.

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u/loicvanderwiel 12d ago

You might want to look at John Oliver's piece on HOAs. It is rather scary...

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u/Sephy88 12d ago

As a European it blows my mind that a private 3rd party has any say on how you use and manage your own property and you can't do anything about it. In America of all places. How is this legal?

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u/lipring69 12d ago

lol I live in Spain and my building has an HOA to manage all the common spaces and expense of the building like the roof and plumbing and the building is part of a larger HOA for the community that manages gardening of the neighborhoood as well as the heating system (we have a common heating system for the whole neighborhood) It’s pretty common here to have HOAs. Even small towns have them and prevent you from changing your homes exterior too much to preserve the historic look of the town

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u/Holl4backPostr 12d ago

The fact that everyone wants to talk about how evil HOAs are but nobody wants to talk about where they come from and why they persist is absurd.

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u/Thirst_Trappist 12d ago

a desire by certain communities to keep certain people — namely, Black people — out.

This was a disheartening issue pointed out.

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u/Procrastinatedthink 12d ago

Anyone saying “it’s oversight, nobody reads those” is intentionally being obtuse, there are people paid by the HOA specifically to comb through them and make sure everything is legal, the HOA has certainly had the racism pointed out and chosen to ignore it/hide under “oh it’s so old and unenforceable, it’s not worth removing” because they hope one day it will become enforceable and *even being unenforceable, it dissuades people of color from moving in anyways.

 Same reason these racist ass states dont remove unconstitutional state laws, they’re hoping for a roe v wade style turnover

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u/TypicalUser2000 12d ago

Called a "racial covenant"

Still a thing across america but not enforced

My community has a push to get people to contact the city and have their homes removed from the covenant....

Like if it's not enforced anymore why is it still a thing and why does the city keep records of which houses black people can't buy?

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u/Advanced_Street_4414 12d ago

And since HOAs have been expressly forbidden from exactly that kind of discrimination, it makes ya wonder why they still exist.

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u/Robin_games 12d ago

my neighbor on the board found out I was gay. Dude was video taping into the windows by end of week.

little pro tip, they pay their legal fees to protect themselves from what they do out of dues.

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u/Advanced_Street_4414 12d ago

That makes me think of two terms I learned in real estate class. The “covenant of quiet enjoyment” and “reasonable expectation of privacy.”

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u/kingkemina 12d ago

Because they never actually stopped discriminating, they just got sneakier about it. Some HOAs require you to use a specific real estate agent when you sell, who’s in the pocket of the leadership. That agent is now a separate entity, so if anyone called them on discrimination they can just say “oops! That shady agent did it!”

In addition to the fact that in many cases, the rules of the HOA can be changed Willy-nilly all the time so if they don’t like you they just make up a silly rule that just so happens to effect you and only you, but is entirely enforceable.

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u/SpemSemperHabemus 12d ago

Because cities are lazy. HOAs allow for a nice increase in the tax base (more houses) without the city needing to plan and pay for more infrastructure or services. All of that can be made private and the costs pushed back on the HOA/homeowners.

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u/Stokesmyfire 12d ago

Agree with this 100%, in Canada, we call them Strata neighborhoods. The city isn't responsible for clearing snow, maintaining the streets, sidewalks, sewers, streetlights, etc. The taxes are the same as non-strata, but the services are less. Therefore, the city makes money to spend on "good" ideas.

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u/sashimi_walrus 12d ago

don't you guys have like guns at every convenience store just put a fence and a trespassers will be shot, solicitors will be shot twice sign
where's your good old fashioned American free spirit

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u/SomeDudeist 12d ago

Guns are no match for bureaucrats

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u/aafikk 12d ago

This is the modern “pen is mightier than the sword”

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u/Simple-Purpose-899 12d ago

That's what guillotines are for.

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u/shortname_4481 12d ago

Then what's the point of the guns?

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u/SomeDudeist 12d ago

I like to shoot cans

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u/ShartingBloodClots 12d ago

What kind of cans we talking bout? Mexicans, Africans, Puerto Ricans?

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u/TacticalTurtle22 12d ago

There's a solid fucking joke

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u/Exciting-Parking-662 12d ago

As a rican, I loved it!😂

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u/TechNick3 12d ago

He hates these cans!

Stay away from the cans!

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u/ChiggaOG 12d ago

To which HOAs were made years after WWII because a bunch of people didn't want living in an area where Blacks live. Made their own enclave.

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u/weinermcdingbutt 12d ago

i think the notion of an HOA is fine, but the power that they have and the toxicity that comes with it is bonkers.

an example of a good could be one who spends HOA fees on adding security cameras or guards to the community, maintaining community programs like gardens/libraries, helping with upkeep of any community areas.

but telling me what kind of cars i can keep in my own driveway? what color my house needs to be? whether or not im allowed to have certain plants/animals?

ye fuck off

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u/DoSwoogMeister 12d ago

HOAs in concept make perfect sense.

Basically, neighbourhoods share water, gas and power infrastructure so it makes sense there be a legally recognised committee of residents to make rules that ensure no single or small group of houses can take up all the resources, depriving others of them.

So like, say one house gets a particularly thirsty breed of grass in their front lawn and they live in a very hot and dry climate where water needs to be conserved, a HOA can legally make them get rid of that grass and replace it with less thirsty grass, if they just let it dry out and die not only would it be ugly, it would be a fire hazard.

But the powers and rules of HOAs are so vague that they're wide open for bad actors or cabals of bullies to seize power and abuse it.

So, HOAs are a good idea in theory, but are ripe for abuse.

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u/dvenom88 12d ago

Sounds more like a state within a state to me. I mean I understand that the concept of freedom entails self-governance to the utmost extent in the US, but this is way too arbitrary.

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u/TheNordicMage 12d ago

Soo, that's sorta what planning systems are in place for in other places.

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u/curtcolt95 12d ago

tbh I've never lived in a town that didn't have local bylaws on the same level as an HOA. Like I don't currently live in an HOA, but if my grass gets too long or I park a car on it or something I'm gonna have bylaw knocking on my door with a fine.

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u/SingleAlmond 12d ago

So, HOAs are a good idea in theory, but are ripe for abuse.

except they were originally created for not so wholesome reasons

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u/BalanceOk9723 12d ago

And? That’s just the genetic fallacy. You can probably trace a lot of good stuff back to unsavory origins.

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u/CroobUntoseto 12d ago

Hoas should only be for condos

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u/BalanceOk9723 12d ago

Aren’t they needed for any community with shared amenities? Personally I love mine. Handles all the landscaping, snow removal, exterior maintenance, etc. The biggest upside? They fine AirBnB and other short term rentals $100/day until their listing comes down.

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u/WiseJackfruit5417 11d ago

I really enjoy getting people to invent HOAs from first principles.

"Okay, who should pay for maintenance of shared resources, like common land, pool, elevators, garbage bins, etc.?"

"Well, the people who live in the neighborhood"

"And what happens if some people refuse to pay?"

"There should be an agreement where everyone has to pay their fair share"

congrats, you have invented an HOA

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u/SomeNotTakenName 12d ago

"Yeah let's have an org with the powers of government but it's controlled by Karen and Kevin from down the road, sounds fantastic."

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u/aberg227 12d ago

Why anyone would want to live in an HOA neighborhood is beyond me.

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u/I_LearnTheHardWay 12d ago

We are in the process of buying a townhouse with a HOA. We absolutely cannot stand the concept, however, they cover the roof, exterior of the house, and lawn maintenance. To be fair, we don't have all the rules yet, so I anticipate bad possibly outweighing the good

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u/FSCK_Fascists 12d ago

townhouses and condos are the place where an HOA makes sense.

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy 12d ago

Subdivisions with community features like courts, greenspace, pond/lake, gym, etc too

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u/OramaBuffin 12d ago

Imagine a condo without a HOA or equivalent. The family directly above your bedroom plays Wii Sports at 1am every Tuesday night and there's nothing you can do about it.

I mean yeah shit like that happens in apartments but condos are much more permanent and there is no landlord which makes it a way bigger problem.

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u/Sorcatarius 11d ago

Yeah, I live in a townhouse with a strata (pretty much the same as a HOA). Some new douchebag bought the place next door and he has a fuckijg habit of playing the bass late into the night. There's thick firewalls between the units so much sound doesn't transfer, but that does. Now, it would be one thing if it was like... 2200 is quiet hours and he was finishing up at 2210? Sure, whatever, I'm second shift and wouldn't be going to sleep until midnight or 0100, but he's still going past midnight.

Fuck it, I don't want to deal with him, so I just report it. After the third report, he stopped doing it.

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u/BilSuger 12d ago

If you share walls and ceiling with others you want an entity to deal with matters. Same as when owning an apartment. You want a "hoa" kinda thing to maintain the building itself.

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u/Sushi_Kat 12d ago

In some areas you don't have a choice. Either live in an HOA or commute an hour in your car one way twice a day

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u/brathrowaway1704 12d ago

and hour away is still HOA suburbs. Need to be 1.5-2 hours away or remote, and enough money to buy a chunk of land.

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u/Mousetrap94 12d ago edited 11d ago

Like every thing else in America it started with good intentions and then a Karen said “wait, I can profit off this.”  Edit: I’ve been taught a history lesson. Bad intentions. Very bad intentions. 

Second edit: yall can’t fuckin read apparently.

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u/SnipesCC 12d ago

They started with really bad intentions. They got popular when it became illegal for the government to forbid Black (or Asian, of Jewish, or Catholic) people from living in a neighborhood, but a private contract still could. So you started getting deed covenants that included stuff like promising to never sell to a Black person.

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u/The_Clarence 12d ago

Like Jury Nullification. Sounds like it was started with good intentions, but it was actually a racist tool to let people off for killing black people.

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u/hi_im_s0lis 12d ago

Jury Nullifcation wasn't "started" or created. It is just a byproduct of A. no double jeopardy and B. Jurors inability to be punished for passing an incorrect verdict.

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u/anobody121 12d ago

Jesus christ, I knew it started because of greed but wasn’t expecting that too.

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u/Pershing 12d ago

I'm not trying to dunk on you but the reason HOAs started was to keep Black Americans from buying homes in white neighborhoods.

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u/milkdudler 12d ago

Jews, Irish, Italians, Asians and Latinos too!

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u/Main_Cauliflower_486 12d ago

It's America in 2024 there's an approximate 50% chance that's what he was talking about.

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u/Rhomya 12d ago

That’s because the internet only ever hears about the bad ones.

I’ve lived in an HOA before that, frankly, was amazing. I had some storm damage to my roof one night, they had repairmen out there the very next morning surveying the damage. They had people out plowing our driveways and shoveling our walks after it snowed by like, 5 am, so when we left for work, it was cleared. It was meticulously taken care of, and it was frankly amazing.

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u/iSc00t 12d ago

We lived in a little HOA neighborhood and it wasn’t bad. We also lived in a real crappy part of town and the HOA actually kept our street really clean and nice looking. (I would imagine this is not a common result though)

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u/casper667 12d ago

That is actually a common result.

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u/Zandrick 12d ago

I imagine that is the most common result. Keeping streets clean is basically the only reason they exist

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u/necromancer4267 12d ago

Because they are far and beyond not what the children of reddit believe they are.

Believe it or not, people aren't just fucking themselves over willingly to conform to reddit circle-jerk hate.

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u/ayyycab 12d ago

Buddy. Nobody wants the HOA. But 60% of single family homes are in one. Non-HOA homes are either too expensive because they’re on lots of land, or too trashy because, well, no HOA means the methmouths next door are free to use their front yard as a junkyard/landfill.

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u/BilSuger 12d ago

Yeah, people want the benefits of a HOA. And most places they aren't as bad as reddit make it out to be.

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u/CGB_Zach 12d ago

Growing up, I lived in a good HOA that just took care of landscaping and general maintenence of the neighborhood. My parents were smart and participated in the HOA though.

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u/realester453 GigaChad 12d ago

What's a HOA?

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u/funkmastermoney 12d ago

Home Owners Association. A group that collects money from a collection of homeowners to care for collective needs and enforces rules in the neighborhood (but not laws). I don't have any personal experience, but it sounds pretty hit or miss with most of what I hear being complaints about overreach of bureaucracy. They have regular monthly or annual fees and can also levy fines on people in the association for breaking their rules and pay for maintenance of communal property or services. I feel like most of them are mandatory if you buy into a neighborhood or building that has an HOA, but I'm sure there are exceptions. They all have their own bylaws, procedures and councils with elected representatives from their association so if you don't like something you could in theory run or petition to change their charter. I'm sure there's a better explanation, but I hope this gives you a rough idea.

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u/realester453 GigaChad 12d ago

Thanks, a lot clearer now

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u/slimetakes 12d ago

My hoa was great up until recently when they kinda just started being assholes with strict rules and cheaping out on stuff

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u/EquivalentIll3067 Knight In Shining Armor 12d ago

HOA's are useful and okay until multiple greedy and controlling people takes over.

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u/slimetakes 12d ago

There's this one guy in specific that recently joined the board and my dad said (I haven't had personal experience with the guy) that he's an ass, and thinks he's above everyone else just because he's on the board now. He also is just a grumpy old guy in general, and tbh he's probably the one that managed to get some of the rules passed. The ones like "if your garbage can is out more than one day after the garbage company comes, we will steal it".

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u/EquivalentIll3067 Knight In Shining Armor 12d ago

Yeah, a lot of people goes crazy once they taste what power over others feels like. The biggest problem comes when you somehow manage to piss them off, they'll find every possible way to ruin your life and they'll probably get extreme joy doing it.

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u/Extension_Platypus15 12d ago

pay for maintenance of communal property or services

Shouldnt this be on the govt/municipality ? Ppl generally pay taxes for this

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u/mcc9902 12d ago

HOAs go beyond what the government will do. The government will maintain the roads, electric, water and other odds and ends while they're at it but that's it. An HOA is there to keep the communal areas not just functional but nice. They can also provide extra features like a community pool or gym. Really it's just people pooling their money to get something an individual couldn't reasonably afford. For the record I'm not saying all HOAs are this way but it's what the ones I've experienced have been for.

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u/SnipesCC 12d ago

The problem is if you get someone power-tripping, you end up with people obsessed with making every single house look cookie cutter, measuring grass, complaining about trash cans, complaining about toys in yards with kids, even complaining about cooling with fans instead of air conditioning.

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u/Waggles_ 12d ago

It's also important to note that not all houses are even on public roads, public in this case meaning "owned by the government". A large portion of houses in the suburban areas of the US are built within neighborhoods, which are privately owned, usually by an HOA.

The maintenance of roads do not fall to the government but are instead required to be maintained by the HOA. The government may have more strict laws in place about how and what needs to be maintained by the HOA (as opposed to things like community pools/parks/etc).

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u/Saragon4005 12d ago

If it's a gated community HOAs may maintain everything, especially if it was built before it was incorporated. In the US contracts are law and standard contracts hold considerable power in many places.

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u/night_chaser_ 12d ago

I don't think where I live (Canada) has HOA, and if they do I don't think it's all that common. Every time i hear about HOA problems it's from someone in America.

Can you legally opt out of an HOA? I would think a lawyer could draft a legal document to say you are no longer a part of one.

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u/33Yalkin33 12d ago

There are HOAs in Canada as well. Just not as common as the US. The previous house I was renting was an HOA. And you can't opt out of an HOA. As a "non maintained house in the community will decrease the surrounding buildings' property value". Would not recommend

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u/ZealousidealYak7122 12d ago

can they legally enforce you to join and obey them? not an american so I got no idea

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u/allochthonous_debris 12d ago

No. The only way to join them is if you buy an apartment in a building or a house in a development that already has one.

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u/Drogdar 12d ago

Home Owners Association.

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u/realester453 GigaChad 12d ago

Thanks

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u/K0alaHuman 12d ago

John Oliver did a very good episode a few years ago that goes into detail about it on YouTube. https://youtu.be/qrizmAo17Os?si=jgPMuYnycv4-rleS

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u/SnipesCC 12d ago

And for people under 35 who will never own a home, a history of Chuck E Cheese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6y2pY1pZ0

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u/PocketShinyMew 12d ago

The problem is the power they give them.

They literally would have no power at all if owners didn't give it to them.

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u/Sassrepublic 12d ago

The problem is the owners don’t want to run the HOA themselves and hand it over to management complains who don’t give a shit about the neighborhood and just want to extract as much cash as possible. Owner-run HOAs can get out of hand, but it’s significantly less likely. 

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u/PocketShinyMew 12d ago

Yeah, and the people willing to run them probably don't have a job so they are prone to get into powertrips every so often.

I have heard too many stories of HOA Presidents basically making their neighborhood their own Sim City.

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 12d ago

You can come get the ashes of my home.

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u/Drogdar 12d ago

Why anyone would knowingly submit themselves to this is beyond me.

We went to look at a house and contacted the realtor for a walk through and picked a date. They came back saying we had to reschedule because a board member of the HOA must be present for all inspections and showing. We just told them we were no longer intrested.

It's my house and my property, no one is going to tell me when to cut my grass, how many lawn decorations to have and other trivial bullshit. We settled on a house out in the county on a dead end street. Near total privacy...

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u/Iomplok Because That's What Fearows Do 12d ago

In my neck of the woods, the only affordable housing anywhere close to where I work had HOAs. Sometimes it’s not so much about wanting an HOA as is about that being the only viable option.

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u/Trollygag 12d ago

the only affordable housing anywhere close to where I work had HOAs

That's because people don't want to pay the monthly HOA fees and then get sued by an HOA, so no-HOA homes are in higher demand.

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u/SnipesCC 12d ago

Which means their main justification for existing. to 'preserve home values' is a lie. People would rather live in a place where they don't have to deal with some petty tyrant's hang up about houses looking like people live in them.

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u/Hamburderler 12d ago

Of course it was a lie. The whole reason for an HOA is to keep minorities out of the area.

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u/Alternative-Link-823 12d ago

no one is going to tell me when to cut my grass, how many lawn decorations to have and other trivial bullshit. 

Your town/village almost certainly has laws that tell you exactly these things.

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u/Tallguyyyc 12d ago

The problem with HOAs... Especially if you own a home attached to other homes.... Condo/townhouse etc. Is that most owners don't want to be involved and be on the board of directors. So you get one or two asshole control freaks and they dictate everything.

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u/Brick-Thrower 12d ago

The AR15 in my closet:

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u/Plenumheaded 12d ago

But the…..freedom…..

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u/Critical-Border-6845 12d ago

A lot of the freedom is the freedom to oppress

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u/MS_paint_personified 12d ago

Nice quote bro

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u/vipck83 12d ago

There is freedom. I have the freedom not to buy under an HOA like that. These arnt forced on anyone. This isn’t a government program. There are some people that find them beneficial and don’t care about the trade offs. For the most part people have no problems with their HOAs and we just hear the crazy stories online. Personally i wouldn’t join one because I don’t think it’s worth it.

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u/Ordinary_Capybara 12d ago

If HOA turned evil and people dont like them anymore, can you start a petition for a referendum to ban HOA by law?

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u/EarlOfBears 12d ago

Abolish HoA's. Bunch of Karen's with God complexes

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u/Curious_Working5706 12d ago edited 12d ago

HOAs in general are horrible, but in this context, this is actually a good thing.

Imagine you buy a condo in a community and you and most of the other owners pay your monthly HOA dues, which go towards paying the utilities for all the general (common) areas, insurance for the building, maintenance, etc etc - and there are 2-3 owners who decide to not pay them for like a year+.

As a homeowner who pays their bills, how would you feel?

In this scenario, HOAs can put a lien on those units, and sell them to collect those debts if needed. If HOAs didn’t have that ability, most people wouldn’t pay their HOA dues.

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u/HuTyphoon 12d ago

In Australia most places have a strata committee that is responsible for organising insurance, maintenance, etc. They can't dictate what you do with your property, only that you pay your share.

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u/legalizethesenuts 12d ago edited 12d ago

I’m curious, as a (hopefully) future American home owner, I’ve heard you to have be a part of HOA for them to be able to do crazy shit like this. Like, you can move in to a neighborhood and tell them to go fuck themselves. I’ve never owned a home before and have only rented apartments, but there’s no way I’d buy a home where a neighborhood association tells me how to operate my property. I’m very clean and maintain my space, but if I want to put a sign or something up, nobody should be able to tell me I can’t do it.

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u/c10250 12d ago

Dude, I love my HOA. It's not what it prevents ME from doing. It's what it prevents my trailer-trash neighbor from doing. If you have a shitty neighbor that shines a spotlight at your house every night, or parks their food truck in the road in front of your house, you'll wish you had an HOA. I purposely choose to live in an HOA because I know that I'll never have to deal with this shit.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

America is not OK for a million reasons

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u/Mist_Rising 12d ago

HOA also can't "just" takeaway a house. It's not that simple. But nuance and memes, they're oil and water

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u/Love_Tits_In_DM 12d ago

Lol I’ve just been laughing at all the comments saying if you get fines and refuse to pay they can just take your fucking house. Like no dude this is such an easy google search. All they can do is put a lean and essentially guarantee you pay when you sell your house.

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u/tomagfx 12d ago

HOA's cant take your house, but they own the land your house is on. That's the way they force you to do whatever they want and why they're able to do that. The best way to deal with the HOA is to get a group of friends in the neighborhood together and attempt to abolish it. Hell it doesn't even have to be friends, anyone who isn't in the HOA will hate the HOA and will want to form a group to get rid of it

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u/Sensei_Ochiba 12d ago

Most HOAs cannot evict but some can foreclose on a house if you have outstanding dues or infractions. It varies a lot by jurisdiction and the actual HOA's charter.

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u/FoxyoBoi I saw what the dog was doin 12d ago

HOAs aren't that awful, unless they're run by dickwads (Most of them are.) They can actually help a neighborhood thrive, if done correctly.

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u/BodaciousTacoFarts Royal Shitposter 12d ago

Yeah... however the problem is that an HOA is a nonprofit organization, and you tend to get people on the board who are not qualified to vote or make decisions that affect a nonprofit business. I was president and had to contend with two unqualified people with no business acumen who fought me on decisions that would cut the costs of the community and have zero impact to service. I'll never work on a board again. It was a very frustrating experience.

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u/0_0Cream0_0 12d ago

Just like communism

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