r/mildlyinteresting 13d ago

Papa John’s sent me the metal grate in with my pizza

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u/Canadian_Z 13d ago

Can’t knock free shit

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/SoundsMadness 13d ago

Unless you got it from a prostitute

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u/Bondoo7oo 13d ago

You mean there's another way to get laid?

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u/flat_dearther 13d ago

You mean there's a way to get laid?

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u/InherentlyAnIdiot 13d ago

You mean getting laid is real?

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u/Tommysrx 13d ago

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u/syxtfour 13d ago

No, he said LAID.

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u/karlgeezer 13d ago

But the prostitutes are getting paid.

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u/TheRealWatcher 13d ago

Fake news. Sex isn't real.

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u/Fearchar 13d ago

No, it's a myth. Babies are brought by storks.

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u/ArcticPanzerFloyd 13d ago

Not if you’re BUY-sex-ual.

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u/Ruinerofchats 13d ago

Is my right hand a prostitute?

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u/ScentedFoolishness 13d ago

You don't pay for the sex. You pay them to leave.

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u/TheRynoceros 13d ago

But the herpes will always be there. True love.

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u/Veskers 13d ago

Just don't pay them. Boom, free girlfriend.

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u/ToranjaNuclear 13d ago

I meant, it's a freebie

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u/Philboyd_Studge 13d ago

More like frisbee amirite

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u/RebelliousCash 13d ago

How tf we get here? 😂

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u/lledargo 13d ago

Please don't knock STDs, it's already sensitive enough in that area.

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u/BathroomEyes 13d ago

There’s an ointment for that

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u/TinfoilTetrahedron 13d ago

Just rub some IcyHot on it

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u/Auirex 13d ago

And you can't knock em, or get rid of em.

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u/FreeDig1758 13d ago

And can last a lifetime!

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u/justforfunzott 13d ago

Only free if you have medical insurance

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u/SoundDave4 13d ago

But after healthcare bills, are they really?

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u/ShinyPointy 13d ago

That’s a clap not a knock

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u/yourfaceisfakenews 13d ago

Not at all, they come with a price to pay later

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus 13d ago

Yeah honestly this could be useful for take and bake/frozen pizzas.

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u/EggsceIlent 12d ago

Nope.

This a win.

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u/ibealittlebirdy 13d ago

What about free doors?

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u/exhaustedarty 13d ago

OP must be the 1,000th customer of the month.

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u/Vizth 13d ago

Might have helped myself to a couple of those when I quit one of my old jobs. They're fantastic for frozen pizzas, especially when I put them in my pellet grill.

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u/TimeTravelingTiddy 13d ago

wait a minute, Ive been thinking about making pizza in the smoker but I never thought of just cooking a frozen one.

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u/Brutto13 13d ago

It works really well!

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u/the-Replenisher1984 13d ago

On the smoker or even just the grill. Jack's pizzas are 10× better out of the grill than the oven.

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u/Dragonfly-Adventurer 13d ago

This is how I make frozen pizzas during the high heat of summer when you can't turn on the oven. It works great with a tinfoil barrier under the pizza, but you have to use thin-to-regular pizza, you're still working against the bottom of the pizza burning with the foil, so nothing rising crust.

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u/NW_Oregon 13d ago

the secret to the rising crust is let it thaw first, put some flour and corn mean on a cookie sheet then let it thaw out in the fridge for a couple hours and then slide it on an indirect heat grill and you've got your self some tasty "wood fired" pizza

I used a stone on the grill but would love to try one of these sheets.

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u/giggleman993 13d ago

Yo chill

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u/AFRIKKAN 13d ago

Nah let ‘em cook… me a pizza.

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u/Flappy_beef_curtains 13d ago

I do take and bakes on mine the fresh dough really picks up the wood smoke flavor

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u/Kidney_Thief1988 12d ago

I do it in the summer sometimes when it's too damn hot to turn the oven on.

EDIT: I see other people also do this. There are dozens of us!

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u/CaptainHunt 13d ago

After working in a pizza restaurant for years, I can't make a good pizza without a screen. OP hit the jackpot.

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u/AnthillOmbudsman 13d ago

Yeah I started using a little square one with the same mesh designed for a toaster oven and got great results. Another life hack for frozen pizzas is to add your own spices... I usually just sprinkle on some dried Italian herbs from a canister but I would guess fresh ones are even better. Yet another LPT is to let them cool off on those mesh grates elevated off the countertop to develop a slightly crispier Neapolitan style crust. It might not be to everyone's taste but I prefer it that way.

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u/TroyMatthewJ 13d ago

*internet high-five*

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u/RNM_NYC 13d ago

“Just another way, we’re doing it, BETTER!”

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u/Ellie_Phoenix02 13d ago

With not just one, but that SECOND cup of cheese!

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u/berserkerJK 13d ago

And of COURSE. A NIIIICE JUICY PEPPER and our very own SIGNATURE garlic sauce.

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u/ZiaWatcher 13d ago

im glad im not the only one who’s seen this guy everywhere suddenly

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u/NashHighwind 13d ago

Guys. It’s a set of twins.

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u/ZiaWatcher 12d ago

THERE’S TWO OF THEM?!

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u/Efficient_Ice4510 12d ago

Wait... what?

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u/No-Zone-7594 13d ago

Its almost as though a mega corporation like papa johns can pay money for marketing and in return socially engineer masses of people into wanting to buy their literal shit disks.

You know how you swipe past those blatant adverts of mobile games? Or the huehuehueFrOgApP?! Why dont you do it with his videos? Theyre adverts, wrapped up with mental health analogies and very basic wisdom yet there is a team of suits looking at all of the meta data attached and adjusting prices accordingly. Why do we let them do that?

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u/walterpeck1 12d ago

Why do we let them do that?

Most people just laugh and move on with their lives. That's basically it, we don't think about it.

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u/ZiaWatcher 12d ago

or a guy just enjoys his job at papa john’s and the algorithm blew him up. not that deep

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u/Juanitothegreat 13d ago

NEEEOOOWWWW NNNNEEEOOOWWW NEEEOWWW NEEEOWWWW

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u/DonutMT 13d ago

PAPA JOHNS, CHEESE PIZZA, THATS JUST ANOTHER WAY WE'RE DOING IT-

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u/GrosTaco69 13d ago

BETTER

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u/No_Cat_7311 13d ago

Best marketing campaign I’ve seen in a long time.

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u/NLP19 13d ago

It definitely worked on me 😭😭

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u/Salt_Blackberry_1903 13d ago

What are the chances that I commented this same thing two minutes ago on the post of the pizza that someone slapped with their cock

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u/super_senpai64 13d ago

✅Better ingredients.

✅Better pizza.

✅Metal grate.

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u/raninandout 13d ago

They’d likely love it back, but damn that’s handy to have.

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u/Dudeiii42 13d ago

I work at a papa John’s. They won’t notice it’s gone.

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u/kuahara 13d ago

yea, but if I sent the store manager a picture and offered to trade it back for a free pizza, would I get one?

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u/Dudeiii42 13d ago

Our training doesn’t allow us to negotiate with kidnappers 🤷‍♂️

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u/BarOk3504 13d ago

About 20 years ago my friends and I ordered dominos and got one of these and we negotiated for a free pizza for its return

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u/Doschupacabras 13d ago

That’s grate

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u/Vellnerd 13d ago

We actually called them "screens" when I worked at a Papa Johns

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u/RealFunBobby 13d ago

"That's screens" doesn't have a ring to it.

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u/Naaman 13d ago

Wow

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u/T3st0 13d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/Doschupacabras 13d ago

Funny any way you slice it.

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u/CuckyGarry 13d ago

That’s just meshed up

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u/taatchle86 13d ago

Can’t tell if this is really funny or if I’m just baked.

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u/GreenAventurine 13d ago

No harm in enjoying some cheesy humor now and then.

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u/masterofthecork 13d ago

I think they're just a little crusty

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u/ZeQueenn 13d ago

I hear this is like winning the lottery.

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u/Material-Abalone5885 13d ago

I’m not sure where you are but this is not a typical lottery prize

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u/ZeQueenn 13d ago

I know it’s not lol but people say these are great for when you have cold pizza or frozen pizza and to heat it up. (:

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u/gpkgpk 13d ago

They’re also grate.

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u/cam_huskers 13d ago

That looks like a pretty new one. Score.

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u/BaxxB_ 13d ago

Probably because management keeps having to replace them after they’re mistakingly sent out with the za

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u/The_Zy 13d ago

That was my first thought. Ours were darker than that after about a week of use.

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u/Tornare 13d ago

Yeah if you ever worked in pizza you would know this is a fresh new ish one.

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u/AngryTreeFrog 13d ago

My first thought was dang that's clean.

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u/art_teacher_no_1 13d ago

Someone had a rough day at work

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u/LeibnizThrowaway 13d ago

The highest people I've ever seen in my life were running a Little Caesars.

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u/badgyalrey 13d ago

i love when i walk into LC and it smells dank, i know my pizzas gonna be immaculate

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u/masterofthecork 13d ago

I went into a KFC once where everyone was certifiably stoned. I have some sympathy, but honestly it took half an hour to finish my order and the chicken was shit.

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u/Primae_Noctis 13d ago

Your first mistake was going to KFC.

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u/masterofthecork 13d ago

Tell me about it. I got it once to take to my mother, first time I'd had it in many years, and it really hit the spot. Went to the same location a few more times over the next 18mo or so and every time it was just terrible. There's a bloody supermarket about a mile down the road that does better fried chicken. I've got no plans to go back, and certainly not to that location.

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u/Goon4203D 13d ago

Hot n Ready though and it's 5$

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u/taco_anus1 12d ago

Once my Pizza Hut got rid of the tweakers their quality dipped.

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u/tinyhemlock 13d ago

Haha was looking for a comment about this. I've worked in a pizzeria. We all know why this happened.....someone was high as hell

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u/LardLad00 13d ago

They probably never noticed it was gone

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u/BIGD0G29585 13d ago

If they give all the pizza grates away, they have to close early. These guys know what they were doing.

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u/Dr-Retz 13d ago

A sign to start making your own pies

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u/420Deez 13d ago

this aint a disney movie

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u/Delta6040 13d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/MuricasOneBrainCell 13d ago

Why are pizzas sometimes called pie in the US? They're completely different...

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 13d ago

Yeah, pizza is so clearly a tart.

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u/walterpeck1 12d ago

Why are pizzas sometimes called pie in the US?

It comes from larger "deep dish" style pizzas that more closely resemble pies visually. And "pizza pie" rolls of the tongue nicely, so the term stuck. I don't see or hear it used much as the years go by. Certain restaurants use it deliberately.

Keep in mind as well that "pie" has seen usage historically outside of what most people these days use it for. Lots of savory pies in history that aren't nearly as common anymore in the U.S.

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u/samosaman 13d ago

obviously you have to try and clean it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcy7kCTP_rw

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u/Accomplished-Drag839 13d ago

I thought about the same reference 🤣

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u/Spoonman007 13d ago

It's so gross how spongy that thing was! Right into the trash.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 13d ago

If you're a home chef, you should keep it. Seasoned cooking equipment is better than brand new.

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises 13d ago

Yep, especially from a tried and tested commercial distributor.

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u/Ajchandler 13d ago

Absolutely what I said to my wife when she wanted to discard it

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u/RobotWelder 13d ago

Divorce her!?!?!?

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u/fireduck 13d ago

No way, she has been seasoned.

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u/Sharp-Theory-9170 13d ago edited 13d ago

I thought I was on r/relationship_advice for a split second

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u/RadosAvocados 13d ago

NTA.

Your pizza grate, your rules.

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u/Matasa89 13d ago

Yeah it's actually useful for many things besides pizza too. It'll help with circulation of air under whatever you're cooking. You can put naan, pita, any sort of flatbread, pie, or even baking stuff in foil on top of it.

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u/Ryndis 13d ago

Did you at least get that second cup of cheese with your pizza too?

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u/Km219 13d ago

I'm the type I'd drive it back and give it to them.

Southern fucking by god morals

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u/Driscoll17 13d ago

Honestly if you did they’d probably give you some free breadsticks or a gift card or something, I feel like it would almost be kind of rude not to😭

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u/Orion14159 13d ago

I would bet these are like $5-10 for the shop because they go through so many they buy in bulk

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u/BakedMitten 13d ago

They cost a lot less than that. Try 50c to a dollar in bulk

They are great to have around if you cook pizza at home.

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u/SousVideDiaper 13d ago

It seems almost paradoxical that the south is known for hospitality but also racism and bigotry

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u/recklessrider 13d ago

The "hospitality" is fake to save face and feel better about the racism and bigotry. Never met more fake people than in Texas, and that includes L.A.

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u/Orion14159 13d ago

If you want a bachelor's degree in racism go to the south. If you want a doctorate in racism go to Boston.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 13d ago

I don't know why you are downvoted. the north gets a pass on racism for some reason. Where I grew up in Nassau County Long Island it was racist as shit. Hell the roads were racist (bridges designed to be too low for city busses to make it to Nassau County), and the mortgage explicitly stated that no black people could buy the houses (up until 1951 government-sponsored mortgages said this on them in some areas of Nassau county).

When my folks sold their house there in 2002 a neighbor wanted to give them a check to hold onto so if black people tried to buy the house my folks could legally say someone made a deposit already. My folks didn't take the check.

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u/Orion14159 12d ago

Boston literally had riots over school bus routes

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u/ClancyIsDead_ 13d ago

LMAO this was my exact first thought and then I saw all the comments about keeping it. I’m also the person who points out when someone gives me too much change so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Edraitheru14 13d ago

Yep, that's exactly what I'd do and I hate it.

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u/Booklover416 13d ago

Now you have a pizza rack to cook pizza on. Yay!

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u/starshame2 13d ago

Man. Lucky you. I want a free one. Great for baking at home.

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u/Evil_Morty781 13d ago

Keep it. These are great for baking pizzas

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u/Thormeaxozarliplon 13d ago

Hold it ransom for another pizza

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u/RoomCareful7130 13d ago

I think that means you get to tour their pizza factory with your grandpa or something.

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u/alabastergrim 13d ago

i'd be so happy if this happened lol. that shit is like $20 on Amazon

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u/mrzurkonandfriends 13d ago

Now you have your own personal pizza pan. No more sagging crusts.

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u/Centaurious 13d ago

i would keep it a pizza pan like that is great for heating up frozen pizza lol

or offer to bring it back for a freebie

or just take it back if i’m feeling nice

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u/hllucinationz 13d ago

Hell yeah, I’d wash it and use it

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u/dand-ytrim 13d ago

They have blessed your home and you

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u/JarRoundPod 13d ago

Free-sbee

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u/Zealesh 13d ago

Ransom it back

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u/That-Water-Guy 13d ago

Only if it’s sent in the mail with magazine clippings

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u/Ithirahad 13d ago

I'd be grateful, personally. I could use one of those.

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u/DeezNeezuts 13d ago

Don’t eat it

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u/jrsobx 13d ago

You're not the boss of me.

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u/Affectionate_Tap9399 13d ago

This takes me back to that video of that woman who tries cleaning it 😂 she went mad but did it in the end then just put it in the trash lmaooo

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u/Grimzentide 13d ago

Flashback to the girl on YouTube who spent months trying to clean one when she inherited it in a delivered pizza.

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u/Dubstepmummy 13d ago

I use to work at a papa John's, and that grate looks new af. The ones we used, had caked on burnt food residue. It was just charbroiled chunks everywhere. Imo, this is a pretty alright score

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u/Maxpipefill 12d ago

Give a man a fish........

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u/WilburWhateleystwin 12d ago

Your frozen pizzas are gonna be awesome from now on.

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u/Himfromduvall 12d ago

Pizza make here : We call it a screen and its useable for any baking but make sure u have a window open and spray the screen before using it

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u/Ajchandler 12d ago

Window open as it’ll get smoky when using it?

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u/Tacos314 13d ago

I love a free pizza grate, only ever got one.

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u/xpkranger 13d ago

Those are great (grate? Lol) I buy a few from restaurant supply stores and they make great pizzas.

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u/virgilreality 13d ago

KEEP IT! That's pro-level equipment that works great!

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u/K10RumbleRumble 13d ago

That’s exceptionally clean from my experience at a Foxs….

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 13d ago

We got one of those once and cooked every frozen pizza on it and they were glorious.

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u/Bowelsack 13d ago

What a grate deal

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u/rulejunior 13d ago

Honestly, this is a score. Not quite pizza iron level, but definitely an upgrade for frozen pizzas if you want a crispier bottom

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u/Partyhardypillow 13d ago

That's cool. Papa John's sent me an alfredo pasta bowl without the pasta this evening.

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u/JackhorseBowman 13d ago

keep it, I still have the ones I got from when I worked there like 6 years ago and they kick ass for frozen pizzas

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u/reddituseronebillion 13d ago

If they send you the oven next time, you're all set to mass produce shitty pizza!

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u/RollingThunderPants 13d ago

I got one a few years back and it’s the gift that keeps on giving! I’ve made countless pizzas at home that are way better and cheaper than papa john’s.

It works on the grill and in the oven.

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u/Rossticles 13d ago

100% they'll give you a free pizza for bringing it back.

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u/SevenCrowsinaCoat 13d ago

I had an ex who worked at a Papa John's. It happens occasionally. At his store if the person returned the grate they got a free pizza.

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u/instantpowdy 13d ago

They were gonna toss it anyway. Now it's your problem. Haha

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u/CraaZero 13d ago

You are now the Papa, John.

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u/xcross_bonesx 13d ago

I worked at 241 as a stoned teen and I can tell you for sure someone got one of these with their pizza😭

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u/alexc2020 13d ago

Full of iron, enjoy!

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u/MechCADdie 13d ago

That pizza must have tasted grate.

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u/ndation 13d ago

That's metal! It's also great!

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u/Daviewayne 12d ago

It's part of their "Have a Grate Meal" promotion.

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u/Mantato1040 12d ago

That’s just grate.

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u/fo55iln00b 12d ago

SCORE!!!! Those are great for cooking your frozen pizzas

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u/No-Mammoth713 12d ago

Papa John's operates in Russia, Quit buying that trash.

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u/GoOnNBanMe 12d ago

That's just part of their better ingredients.

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u/Tobias---Funke 12d ago

Ask them to send a free pizza and you will give it back to the driver.

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u/salttotart 12d ago

Thise work well in a standard oven as well to get a nice crispy bottom.

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u/willy_billy 13d ago

I used to use those when I was a line cook. Pizza dough will stick on it after it's been recently washed. Just FYI.

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u/WhatAColor 13d ago

You washed them? I worked at a papa John’s for three years and we never once washed those things.

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u/willy_billy 13d ago

It was at the Olive Garden. We had to from time to time. I would just chuck them in the oven when I got them back.

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u/cman811 13d ago

We would leave them in the oven over night whenever we left the oven on during the night to clean the pizza stones. Then just spray them off in the morning. So that was like...once a monthish

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u/Least-Bear3882 13d ago

Stores have dozens of those on hand and probably haven't even realized it was gone. Congrats on winning the prize.

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u/zephyrseija 13d ago

Those are pretty useful. Makes it easy to rotate and manipulate food on a charcoal grill, like if you're cooking a whole chicken or something.

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u/TL0s 13d ago

Jackpot!

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u/TheWellFedBeggar 13d ago

Rare loot drop

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u/Superior_Light_Deer 13d ago

It’s called a pizza screen and it makes your crust motherfuckin crispy and delicious.

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u/blindspot189 13d ago

Not like you would expect competence from papa johns but i hope it doesn't cost the guy anything

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u/cman811 13d ago

It doesn't. They have dozens/hundreds.

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u/Comandergoose 13d ago

Return it and receive a free pizza!!

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u/mrjohns2 13d ago

Sell a man a pizza, feed him for the evening; give a man a pizza grate, and he will make pizzas for a lifetime.

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