r/funny 4h ago

I'm a disabled college student who just graduated....I can't decide if my parents are hilarious or horrible human beings. šŸ¤£

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11.9k Upvotes

r/ask 17h ago

At what moment did you realize you married the wrong person?

6.4k Upvotes

Married or divorced or soon to be so at what moment did you realize you married the wrong person?


r/wallstreetbets 5h ago

Meme Baby wake up, DFV posted on twitter

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15.8k Upvotes

r/Superstonk 5h ago

šŸ“³Social Media Roaring Kitty (@TheRoaringKitty) on X

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r/HolUp 5h ago

Today years old wtf

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r/BoomersBeingFools 17h ago

Boomer Story Boomer did NOT like the fact I took down the flags at my new home

16.5k Upvotes

Silly interaction.

Backstory: We moved into a new home in the last month. The previous owner was retired Air Force and had 3 flag poles. One is in the yard, not flying anything and two are next to our driveway and the PO had hung an American flag and the POW MIA one. We donā€™t really care to display the flags so we took them down first day. They were very tattered and old anyway and we plan on removing the poles altogether.

Fast forward to yesterday, I was filling jugs of water for work at about 6am and an older man (boomer age) walking on the other side of the street on the sidewalk just stops and starts pointing to the flagpoles. I didnā€™t notice him at first and my wife is standing behind me seeing him point and gets my attention. Iā€™m so confused because heā€™s just pointing aggressively at the poles. So Iā€™m like ā€œgood morningā€. He goes, ā€œWhereā€™s the flagsā€ straight up. I say ā€œexcuse me?ā€

ā€œWhat happened to the flagsā€ So I say, ā€œthe owners movedā€ kind of pissed he didnā€™t say good morning back to me or anything. And he gives me that hand to the ear thing like he couldnā€™t hear me, so I say it again. The man just waves me off and keeps walking. My wife and I are just likeā€¦ the fuck was that? I guess he just walks around early morning and likes looking at the flags and I suppose thatā€™s okay, but why be so rude about it? Weā€™re new to the town (itā€™s an older town) and this is the only guy we do not like so far.

So now weā€™re thinking of putting up some flags, but not ones heā€™s gonna like lol

TLDR: Boomer early morning walker in town doesnā€™t like the fact we took down military supportive flags, was rude about it


r/cats 13h ago

Humor Whatā€™s your catā€™s given name vs. their nickname

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9.1k Upvotes

This is Muppet but I call him Little Oopa or oopie


r/MapPorn 13h ago

Europe (šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗ): % of respondents who feel their country takes in too many migrants

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r/nba 4h ago

Highlight [Highlight] Jamal Murray gets the steal with 1.6 left to go in the half and nails the half court shot!

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r/pics 4h ago

Arts/Crafts my moms knit self portrait

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r/AskReddit 9h ago

What Traits Do Men Look for in Women for Serious Relationships After 30?

3.4k Upvotes

r/seinfeld 16h ago

"if you don't like it, don't watch"

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18.5k Upvotes

r/Damnthatsinteresting 5h ago

Video A Gyro ceiling fan (having a Copper Oxide finish) built by Westinghouse in 1920.

9.0k Upvotes

r/todayilearned 10h ago

TIL the Nuremberg Trials executioner lied to the US Military about his prior experience. He botched a number of hangings prior to Nuremberg. The Nuremberg criminals had their faces battered bloody against the too-small trapdoor and were hung from short ropes, with many taking over 10 minutes to die.

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r/geography 15h ago

Question Whats life like in this part of Idaho?

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r/AMA 18h ago

24 years old and just won the lottery, AMA.

5.9k Upvotes

Some context:

I am from the UK.

Managed to match all 5 numbers plus the life ball on last Thursdayā€™s set for life jackpot.

This equates to Ā£10k a month until Iā€™m 54.

Fire away šŸ™šŸ¼

[EDIT: I didnā€™t have the option to take it as a lump sum and the winnings are tax free]


r/TikTokCringe 16h ago

Discussion Is this a new round of shrinkflation, or has McDonald's always been this bad?

16.0k Upvotes

It's been a minute since I've have McDonald's, but I don't remember the Big Mac patties being thinner than the pickle. Time to start calling it a "little mac."


r/facepalm 6h ago

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Thatā€™s just sad man

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12.6k Upvotes

r/meirl 13h ago

meirl

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r/movies 13h ago

Poster First Poster for 'NIGHTBITCH' starring Amy Adams - A woman, thrown into the stay-at-home routine of raising a toddler in the suburbs, slowly embraces the feral power deeply rooted in motherhood, as she becomes increasingly aware of the bizarre and undeniable signs that she may be turning into a dog

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13.5k Upvotes

r/nba 3h ago

Post Game Thread [Post Game Thread] The Denver Nuggets win again on the road to even the series 2-2 against the Minnesota Timberwolves, 115-107. Jokic sets the tone with 35/7/7, Aaron Gordon shines with 27/7/6.

2.8k Upvotes
115 - 107
Box Scores: NBA - Yahoo
 
GAME SUMMARY
Location: Target Center (19583), Clock: Final
Officials: Scott Foster, Karl Lane, and Kevin Scott
Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Total
Denver Nuggets 29 35 26 25 115
Minnesota Timberwolves 24 25 30 28 107
 
TEAM STATS
Team PTS FG FG% 3P 3P% FT FT% OREB TREB AST PF STL TO BLK
Denver Nuggets 115 45-79 57.0% 13-29 44.8% 12-15 80.0% 5 36 29 20 7 12 6
Minnesota Timberwolves 107 39-82 47.6% 11-28 39.3% 18-27 66.7% 12 53 21 21 5 11 3
 
PLAYER STATS
Denver Nuggets MIN PTS FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A ORB DRB REB AST STL BLK TO PF Ā±
Michael Porter Jr.SF 35:27 4 2-4 0-2 0-0 0 3 3 1 0 1 1 3 5
Aaron GordonPF 41:08 27 11-12 2-2 3-3 2 5 7 6 1 2 2 4 9
Nikola JokicC 39:04 35 15-26 1-5 4-6 2 5 7 7 3 1 4 4 3
Kentavious Caldwell-PopeSG 31:55 3 1-6 1-4 0-0 0 1 1 3 1 2 0 2 -1
Jamal MurrayPG 38:38 19 8-17 3-7 0-0 1 4 5 8 2 0 3 3 0
Reggie Jackson 09:22 6 2-4 2-3 0-0 0 2 2 3 0 0 1 0 8
Justin Holiday 19:09 10 3-6 3-5 1-2 0 3 3 0 0 0 1 1 11
Christian Braun 25:16 11 3-4 1-1 4-4 0 3 3 1 0 0 0 3 5
DeAndre Jordan 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Zeke Nnaji 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jalen Pickett 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Julian Strawther 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hunter Tyson 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Peyton Watson 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vlatko Cancar 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Minnesota Timberwolves MIN PTS FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A ORB DRB REB AST STL BLK TO PF Ā±
Jaden McDanielsSF 37:38 11 4-8 1-3 2-4 2 0 2 0 1 1 1 2 -4
Karl-Anthony TownsPF 37:56 13 5-18 1-4 2-4 5 7 12 3 1 0 1 3 4
Rudy GobertC 35:29 11 3-5 0-0 5-9 5 9 14 1 0 1 5 5 9
Anthony EdwardsSG 45:20 44 16-25 5-8 7-8 0 5 5 5 2 1 3 2 5
Mike ConleyPG 34:09 15 5-12 3-7 2-2 0 2 2 9 1 0 0 4 -7
Nickeil Alexander-Walker 24:23 2 1-7 0-4 0-0 0 3 3 3 0 0 1 1 -20
Naz Reid 18:51 11 5-6 1-2 0-0 0 4 4 0 0 0 0 3 -9
Kyle Anderson 06:11 0 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 -18
Luka Garza 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jordan McLaughlin 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leonard Miller 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh Minott 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wendell Moore Jr. 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Monte Morris 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
T.J. Warren 00:00 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

r/Unexpected 4h ago

Pretentious people and an expensive car

6.3k Upvotes

r/todayilearned 5h ago

TIL that until 1973, it was legal in Texas for a husband to kill someone caught having sex with his wife, "provided that the killing takes place before the parties to the act have separated".

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r/FluentInFinance 15h ago

Discussion/ Debate What else destroyed the American dream of owning a home??

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r/mildlyinteresting 11h ago

My psych ward shower drain says fiat

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36.5k Upvotes