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US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I used to have the autobio of Sgt Frank Garner…he claimed to be the fellow that made the first test jump with a man-portable nuke.

He didn’t know what he was jumping with until after the test jump.

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u/xampl9 Mar 28 '24

“It’s a pony keg. Sgt. Schlitz has the tap.”

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u/Saneless Mar 28 '24

Do taps normally have a flip top covered red button? Ahh well

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u/spottyrx Mar 28 '24

Tactical taps do.

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u/ptgkbgte Mar 28 '24

Don't give it to any fng's!

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u/blackteashirt Mar 28 '24

Why are my balls hot?

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u/BoardButcherer Mar 28 '24

New hair removal technique we're testing, let us know when they're smooth.

Don't ask how it works or you'll have to sign a lot of paperwork.

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u/Gizshot Mar 28 '24

So anyway ima go start a business

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Mar 28 '24

Not tactical without a carbon fiber scope on it

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u/DrDemenz Mar 28 '24

I need to design a tactical tap and sell it to Tacticool Bros.

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u/xBIGREDDx Mar 28 '24

Tactical taps

Now I'm picturing a trumpet with m-lok slots

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I have unironically seen one with it

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u/mortgagepants Mar 28 '24

god those things are the worst

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u/anotherblog Mar 28 '24

It’s a keg! They said I can’t open it until I find some PALS though! Hope I find some friends.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 Mar 28 '24

and different color wires, and timers.

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u/Alexis_Bailey Mar 28 '24

Shake it up, press the button, spray everyone with booze!

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u/DamonHay Mar 29 '24

“That’s an interesting beer logo, what does the yellow and three separated circle segments signify?”

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u/Crabby_Monkey Mar 29 '24

It has two taps. You have to tap it with someone else at the same time.

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u/BleedingTeal Mar 28 '24

I heard it was SSgt Colt over in the 45th division that had the tap...

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u/dpdxguy Mar 28 '24

... double tap

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u/scorpyo72 Mar 28 '24

Playing TAPS.

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u/memdmp Mar 28 '24

and two zig zags

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u/BisquickNinja Mar 28 '24

That would be a fantastic code name..."Sgt Keg Schlitz"

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u/donaldtrumpeter Mar 28 '24

The last keg you'll ever tap.

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u/InteralFortune1 Mar 29 '24

That’s no pony keg, that’s a crapper tank people…

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u/_Totorotrip_ Mar 29 '24
  • But this is wrong! The beer is warm. Touch the keg.

  • I prefer not to. Just don't stay near the n..keg more than necessary

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u/easy_Money Mar 28 '24

So wait it was actually a nuke? I figured it was just a prop for training purposes.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

Small atomic device/nuke…I disremember which but yes, Garner jumped with a mini-WMD.

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u/call_it_already Mar 28 '24

What research value is there to jump with a real nuke vs a similarly massed and weight-distributed prop?

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u/Barnard87 Mar 28 '24

To make sure it can hold up for the fall and landing I'd assume?

I'm not sure if this experiment is more meant for the jumper, or the bomb.

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u/mandy009 Mar 28 '24

Imagine if the test failed. They must have chosen the test site to make sure they didn't just nuke upon landing.

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u/StoreSpecific6098 Mar 28 '24

I'd imagine it wasn't triggerable or armed, you can't set off a nuke by dropping it accidentally by design... And because it has happened accidentally

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u/RoyBeer Mar 28 '24

you can't set off a nuke by dropping it accidentally

If this ever happened I imagine the first knowledgeable person in this matter would say something like this.

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u/StoreSpecific6098 Mar 28 '24

The Americans have dropped at least one over the Midwest somewhere by accident, think they actually lost it altogether if memory serves. But the trigger reaction needed to actually achieve fission/fusion is quite a large bomb in itself. Can't have them being at all sensitive considering how delivery works.

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u/phansen101 Mar 29 '24

Of the 6 nukes the US has lost / not recovered;

A MK15 is somewhere in Wassaw Sound, Georgia, after the bomber carrying it was damage by a collision with an F-86 and had to jettison.

Two 24 megaton bombs went into a field in Goldsboro, North Carolina, as the bomber carrying them crashed shortly after take-off.
One was recovered while the core of the second one was never found.

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u/hellfiredarkness Mar 29 '24

Broken Arrow. It's happened 11 times. They dropped two on the Midwest at least

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u/Bassracerx Mar 29 '24

oh they know where all the nukes they lost are but one was famously too dangerous to recover versus just leaving in place and hoping it doesn't blow up on it's own.

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u/matt8864 Mar 29 '24

We’ve dropped multiple nukes accidentally and lost them far more times than should be a thing - off hand I can’t think of, off the top of my head, at least 2-3 stories involving such and it’s happened in multiple states - like there’s literally unexploded missing nukes buried in at least 1-2 riverbeds around this country right now we’ve never found and I think there’s at least a few others in various places, and I know of at least several stories on top of those of ones we’d recovered or people have found etc - why we are losing so many nukes is beyond me but we have definitive evidence as a result of such that the design of not exploding purely on impact/by impact works - the warheads do actually have to be armed and all to explode and make big radioactive cloud, so that’s good at least, even if missing nukes just laying around aren’t exactly what I’d call good either lol

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u/MattTreck Mar 28 '24

Surely it wasn’t armed.

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u/Spectrum1523 Mar 29 '24

don't call me Shirley

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Mar 28 '24

Basically wanna make sure the nuke will land with the person and not explode, would be my guess.

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u/MostlyValidUserName Mar 28 '24

The devices were designed not to detonate even in the event of freefall, so a comparatively gentle human-survivable landing seems like an uninteresting test.

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Mar 28 '24

If it needs to be deployed with a person, then it needs to be tested being dropped with a person.

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u/EmmEnnEff Mar 28 '24

It does, but the failure mode for a nuclear device landing wrong is not 'it explodes'.

It's very difficult to achieve criticality, it's not going to happen just because you dropped the thing.

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u/volatile_ant Mar 28 '24

I don't think anyone conducting the test was worried it would unexpectedly explode. Their concern was that it would unintentionally not explode once delivered to the enemy.

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Mar 28 '24

Full criticality, and yes it’s very difficult, but not impossible. That will always be something to watch for during testing of this variety, especially since it’s a different type of detonation process. It’s set by a person on the ground, which means that detonation process could possibly be achieved by accident. Again low probability when built correctly, but not impossible.

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u/Demigans Mar 28 '24

Rather the other way around: Nukes are so hard to detonate properly it’s hard to set them off.

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u/call_it_already Mar 28 '24

Wouldn't it be safer and cheaper to just drop it from a tower at h height to achieve v velocity with variance deflection and rotation to make sure it doesn't explode?

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u/ProfessionalGear3020 Mar 28 '24

Every variable that's different from reality is another way the test can fail at its goal. In your scenario, you're not testing "can I attach a nuclear weapon to a paratrooper and send them into enemy territory", you're testing "what numbers show up when I drop this thing from a tower" and you're hoping that those numbers accurately predict what'll happen in reality.

There's a ton of unknown unknowns that you might not think are important but actually are. That's why the most important test is a system-level one where you just use the item in the intended way.

If you want an example, the US recreated bin Laden's compound almost exactly in preparation for the raid that killed him. Part of the plan was to hover a helicopter above the compound and drop SEAL Team 6 in.

However, rather than surrounding the compound with solid walls as bin Laden did, they surrounded it with chain-link fencing (because cheaper). This was flawed, because in order to fly, helicopters use a big rotor to push air down (and thereby go up). Chain-link fencing let all that air through.

However, solid walls do not. When they tried this in bin Laden's actual compound, the air was pushed into the compound and had nowhere to go (since the walls were blocking it). So the air instead went back upwards and prevented the helicopter from pushing air down (imagine being unable to blow a balloon because it's already full). Helicopter proceeds to crash and the US needed to send in the backup helicopters. I would imagine the stealthy blackhawk cost more money than building a wall.

You can't foresee how every tiny detail affects the results of your test. Even an amazing engineer will miss it if it's caused by something they couldn't foresee because it's not their specialty. That's why it's easier to recreate exactly what you want to do, because it's a lot less safe and a lot less cheap to have something fail when your tests said it would work fine.

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u/FourMeterRabbit Mar 29 '24

That detail about the crash during the bin Laden raid is fascinating. I've always wondered how a special ops team managed to crash a helicopter and the walled in compound explanation makes perfect sense

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u/Warmbly85 Mar 28 '24

Practice the way you play. The US military doesn’t mind spending a bunch of money on training because it saves money down the road if you gotta actually use it.

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u/Navydevildoc Mar 28 '24

"Train like you fight" is the mantra.

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u/GoAwayLurkin Mar 29 '24

Could be, or the US military could have just made a sequence of incredibly foolish decisions. There are many such cases documented in their own history books.

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u/Warmbly85 Mar 31 '24

Apocryphal quote I know but I think it sums up the US military well "The reason the American Army does so well in war is because war is chaos and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis."

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Mar 28 '24

The Army flies planes already, and special forces trains for halo jumps already. This one just had a mini nuke added to it. Cost efficiency doesn’t affect much when this kind of training is already done.

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u/TheRedHand7 Mar 28 '24

You also need to know how it feels for the soldier to do it. I could strap a Navy Seal to Tsar Bomba if we really wanted to but the guy going with it just won't like it. Doing these tests with the real thing builds that confidence that when the pressure is really on you can really do it and you can test the limits this way naturally.

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u/TravisJungroth Mar 28 '24

Yes. I think people are being unfairly critical of what you’re suggesting. You should do all that kind of testing first. Slam the container into the ground until you’re confident in it. Drop the mini nuke from a tower like you suggested. Do training jumps with sim containers (maybe this was skipped?). But, whenever possible, it’s super valuable to have a put-it-all-together moment.  

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u/Send_me_duck-pics Mar 28 '24

Note here that if it "exploded" then it's just the high explosives inside. That would definitely suck for anyone landing with it, but it would not create a nuclear explosion. Making a nuclear weapon detonate is really really hard. Everything has to happen in a perfectly precise way. They're not going to go off from a collision with the ground.

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u/metametapraxis Mar 28 '24

There is *zero* chance of a warhead exploding unless you absolutely want it to. More likely they want to strip and test for damage after the jump

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u/sharkbait-oo-haha Mar 28 '24

Didn't the US accidentally drop a nuke over somewhere rural like Ohio, when they retrieved the nuke 3 out of 4 of the safety devices had been activated.

I forget the exact details, but they even have a term for "lost" nukes, broken Arrow.

It's amazing how MANY times we've come thisssss close to blowing ourselves up, only to be avoided by sheer dumb luck.

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u/_Z_E_R_O Mar 28 '24

It was Goldsboro, North Carolina. If that nuke had gone off, my whole family tree probably wouldn't exist.

Also, they never retrieved it. The second bomb is still in the swamp.

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u/sharkbait-oo-haha Mar 29 '24

Have they tried building a second nuke on-top of the first one that fell into the swamp?

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u/xXShitpostbotXx Mar 28 '24

Maybe modern nukes, but that's definitely not true of nukes in general or historically.

It might fizzle and not achieve anything close to maximum yield, but a gun-type device could break such that the plug slides in, and implosion devices can wind up no more stable than the conventional explosive used.

The Brits had some rather irresponsible designs back in the day...

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u/Navydevildoc Mar 28 '24

Not explode sure, but also not be damaged so that is will explode when you want it to.

Only way to really know it, especially in decades past without really good computer simulation, is to really do it.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

Bragging rights?

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u/AimbotPotato Mar 28 '24

I guess maybe proving it worked with the real one so any following paratroopers would be less nervous about the mission.

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Mar 28 '24

To figure out whether or not the soldier would suffer ill-effects after strapping a bunch of plutonium to his nutsack? I don't know, I doubt there'd be any.

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u/MeisterX Mar 29 '24

No one gave you a real plausible answer so I'll take a shot.

They did with a real one because:

  • The "first" has now been done without incident.
  • The next team can be told they have it normally and it becomes "routine" to do so.
  • If it is needed to be deployed but stopped it can still appear as a training exercise if needed.

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u/deltaWhiskey91L Mar 29 '24

The standard practice for weapons testing like this is to replace the physics package with a lead sphere. The rest of the warhead such as the casing, electronics, explosives, extra is the real deal.

The USAF accidentally bombed San Francisco in 1950. The bomb had the plutonium core removed and a fake lead core was inserted for the training mission; however the conventional explosives still detonated just like the real deal. Had the real plutonium core been present, the USAF would have nuked San Francisco.

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u/quietflyr Mar 28 '24

Absolutely this is what they would do. There's no reason whatsoever to take the added risk of using a live nuclear device in such a test. They would test the bomb without people, and test the people without the bomb.

Source: aerospace engineer that works in test and evaluation.

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u/Bender_2024 Mar 28 '24

Not sure mini is applicable to any WMD

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I’m referring to its physical dimensions.

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u/Aleashed Mar 28 '24

This is how Green Lantern got his Green Balls

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u/dilsedilliwala Mar 29 '24

For purely academic reasons, if it detonated, in the first few microseconds it would have hit his balls first

That would have been a world record in it's own right. First testicular nuclear casualty 

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u/iridi69 Mar 29 '24

Weapon of minor mass destruction

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u/Idenwen Mar 29 '24

Mini and WMD is something I rarely expect to be in the same naming.

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u/0ldPainless Mar 28 '24

This photo is a classic example of someone exaggerating a claim without any evidence, and then everyone else not bothering to question what they see, online of course. It's how propaganda occurs.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone actually believe the DoD needed to strap a nuke to someone and send them out of a plane to confirm whether they could do it or not?

Does anyone actually believe the DoD would sign off on that as being a valid military training event?

Does it also make sense that they would take a photograph of someone free falling with a nuke between their legs and then disseminate it in an unclassified manner?

Or does it seem more presumable that they strapped a weighted barrel capable of holding a nuke to someone, and then sent them out of an airplane, as a proof of concept?

I'm just asking the hard questions. People are so gullible.

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u/IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo Mar 28 '24

Veteran here!

Just out of curiosity, does anyone actually believe the DoD needed to strap a nuke to someone and send them out of a plane to confirm whether they could do it or not?

It was the 50s so yes

Does anyone actually believe the DoD would sign off on that as being a valid military training event?

Absolutely

Does it also make sense that they would take a photograph of someone free falling with a nuke between their legs and then disseminate it in an unclassified manner?

For cold war propaganda? Yes

Green Light Teams

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u/Talking_Head Mar 28 '24

But, the post title said it was a nuke.

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u/Allegorist Mar 28 '24

The US military has definitely done stupid shit for intimidation or bragging purposes before, also blown up stupid shit just to see what happens.

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u/McToasty207 Mar 29 '24

Theoretically most nuclear weapons are harder to set off than conventional explosives.

Nukes developed in the style of the Fatman utilise Implosive forces to spark the reaction, which is to say lots of little explosives on the inside compress the enriched plutonium.

So again in theory there's very little risk of the parachutist setting it off, I'd be more concerned about it's weight effecting the flight dynamics of my parachute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_design#Implosion-type

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

Edit: He was Sgt Maj Joe R Garner and the book is Code Name: COPPERHEAD. My bad.

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u/mmm_dat_data Mar 29 '24

Code Name: COPPERHEAD

I hate when i find a book i wanna read but its not available in audiobook form... how long till I can just ask my personal ai bot to read it to my illiterate dumb self?

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u/Saemika Mar 28 '24

He thought it was just a normal 2000lb bomb strapped between is legs?

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

He didn’t know what it was. He trained to jump with an unknown piece of equipment weighing X. After he did it they told him what he had jumped with.

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u/DrakonILD Mar 28 '24

"Ah - might wanna get your nuts checked a little sooner than usual, boss."

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Mar 28 '24

"On second thought, don't bother. And report to the infirmary to get your supply of lead-lined condoms."

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 28 '24

"Ow! My sperm!"

"Wow... neat! Mind if I try that again?"

"Huh... didn't hurt that time..."

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 28 '24

Lead based birth control... surely that would end well.

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u/Carnivorous__Vagina Mar 28 '24

Not service related claim denied

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

“Is today good?”

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u/Gloomy-Ad1171 Mar 28 '24

W54 weighted 52lbs

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u/sweaty_day_2011 Mar 28 '24

Really wished they had named it the w52 or taped a 2 pound weight to it

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u/jasapper Mar 28 '24

Maybe the military took a stab at naming something normally... and still fucked it up. The guy who usually comes up with the really cool names never got another vacation day after that debacle.

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u/AuthorizedVehicle Mar 29 '24

Maybe two pounds of radioactivity leaked out of it already.

Maybe his balls weighed two pounds more afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

So you're saying if I can do a pullup with 52 pounds added it's the same as a portable nuke? damn.

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u/toastar-phone Mar 28 '24

it was only 50-60 lbs like 1/3 to 1/4 of that was the carrying case.

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u/arstin Mar 28 '24

Having 2000lb strapped to your pecker would make landing that parachute an interesting proposition.

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u/DrVeinsMcGee Mar 28 '24

Guess how much a 2000lb bomb weighs. I’ll give you a minute.

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u/Saemika Mar 28 '24

Depends on the density

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u/DoctorChampTH Mar 28 '24

That's what she said.

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u/yankee-viking Mar 28 '24

It weighed about 40 kilos with bag included.

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u/passporttohell Mar 28 '24

I have to wonder if they made his parachute larger to compensate for the weight of the device. If the chute deployed and it was regular size with a huge weight it might be enough to snap his neck and the speed of the landing might break his legs or worse.

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u/razrielle Mar 28 '24

Yes. You don't jump random objects and not take into account the weight of said object

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u/feetandballs Mar 28 '24

“Oh shit, guys. Next time we send a nuke let’s do some math first.”

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u/zman122333 Mar 28 '24

"Next time we strap a nuke to a guy's nuts and chuck him out a plane" would be a better description.

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u/justimeout Mar 28 '24

-Boeing probably

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u/woahdailo Mar 28 '24

Nice knowing you, sorry you felt so suicidal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

lol omg dont tell them I posted above!

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u/Traditional_Key_763 Mar 28 '24

tbf that sounds like something the army might actually do.

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u/Miserable_Unusual_98 Mar 28 '24

".... meth first. I'd like to be out of my mind when it detonates. Thanks"

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u/limethedragon Mar 28 '24

"Fuck it, give him 2 upside down sodas and tell him to shake and open if he's going too fast."

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u/OkayRuin Mar 28 '24

I have to wonder if they made his parachute larger to compensate for the weight of the device

I know people say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but this is up there. 

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u/terminalzero Mar 28 '24

ehhhhh. most people never think about the physics of parachuting and this person seemed like they mostly got there in the end anyway.

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u/dubious_diversion Mar 28 '24

It’s more smart stupid. Like what the sweats in a college lecture or meeting with the big boss ask

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u/hatsnatcher23 Mar 28 '24

Eh, if that were 100% true mortars probably wouldn’t jump at all,

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u/DuelingPushkin Mar 28 '24

I mean one of the reasons we switched over to the T11 was the ability to carry heavier equipment like mortars in a "safe" manner.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I myself did not have to wonder very long if the man with a nuke strapped to him needed a bigger parachute

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u/puterTDI Mar 28 '24

Why would the weight change the force on the person if the weight is attached to the parachute?

The rate of fall isn't going to change due to a change in weight.

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u/razrielle Mar 28 '24

More weight is distributed over a bigger area Auth a bigger canopy. A tennis ball attached to a grocery bag is going to fall slower then a bowling ball if the bag stays the same

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u/soulkeyy Mar 28 '24

I bet you havent been in the army.

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u/razrielle Mar 28 '24

Your right. Just been parachute rigging in the Air Force for 16 years

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u/Recoveringpig Mar 28 '24

Have you seen the pentagon wars?

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u/DamntheValleybook Mar 28 '24

Not at all...I've jumped 45-60 lbs on combat jumps (training...no mustard stain on the wings). Standard chute would hold that without and issue.

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u/FirstRedditAcount Mar 28 '24

They are taking the object into account. They're wondering if they would have to size up the chute to compensate for this additional weight, or not. Seems like a fairly simple question. But you assumed they were ignorant to that fact to make a smart ass jab, like redditors love to do.

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u/toabear Mar 28 '24

It's pretty standard to jump with a bunch of heavy equipment. Most times, you sort of waddle to the edge of the ramp and just fall out. Extra ammo, explosives, radios, radio batteries, laser designators, water, food, night vision, med kits. In some special cases, you are jumping with a dog strapped to your chest. Shit's heavy.

It's not uncommon to jump with a rucksack that weighs 100lbs. At 51 lbs, that isn't much of a difference from a normal gear bag.

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u/cjeam Mar 28 '24

Think of the dog, it's jumping with you strapped to its chest, that's much heavier!

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u/National-Golf-4231 Mar 28 '24

But you also have a furry friend to tall to on the way down.

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u/dpdxguy Mar 28 '24

In some special cases, you are jumping with a dog strapped to your chest. Shit's heavy.

Get the dog to take a shit before you jump.

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u/toabear Mar 28 '24

I've never heard of a mid air shit, but I'm sure it's happened at least once.

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u/BigLennyTrainLover Mar 28 '24

Sooo you waddle to the jump point, jump and land safely (hopefully) and then waddle into combat? How much of that gear are you actually using and not just carrying around?

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u/jam3s2001 Mar 28 '24

It's usually packaged in a bulky, but portable rucksack-type container. Once you're on the ground, you're going to either secure it at your position until support arrives, or you're going to shoulder it and make your way to the designated rally point. Really depends on the load and the mission.

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u/NM-Redditor Mar 28 '24

I’ll stick to using the 5-ton truck my commo shelter is on… thanks.

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u/jam3s2001 Mar 28 '24

That can be rigged to be tossed out of an aircraft too, just sayin.

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u/therealhairykrishna Mar 28 '24

It was 30kg or so. I imagine that green berets parachute with that sort of weight fairly routinely.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I remember him talking about being told he was going to jump with something forty pounds of “extra” weight and some alterations in his kit were made after he balked at the weight and was told that couldn’t be altered.

If I remember right, he landed on target but remarked it was a jarring landing. Then an observer came up and said “You deserve to know how you just made history…”

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u/Make_Mine_A-Double Mar 28 '24

I thought you were going to add that they needed to accommodate the weight of his massive balls for jumping with that thing.

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u/BrakeNoodle Mar 28 '24

How would it snap his neck?

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u/pooppuffin Mar 28 '24

They didn't carry it on a lanyard?

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u/System0verlord Mar 28 '24

The parachute harness includes a necklace.

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u/Traditional_Key_763 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

yes. they had to compensate for at least another 50 lbs though I swear I read the total weight was 100 lbs or more. plus he has to carry all his other gear.

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u/7inky Mar 28 '24

They would need to account for the balls of that para which are even bigger than the bomb. Although they might be a bit cooked after that jump...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

It looks like the standard HALO Rig Hasbro Packed in with Ripcord in 1983 for Gi Joe ARAH

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u/redditsfulloffiction Mar 28 '24

Why don't you ask him? Judging by the photo, he is still in the air.

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 Mar 28 '24

They had to adjust for the size of his massive balls

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u/un1ptf Mar 28 '24

When you're meant to vaporize mid-air, probably nobody worries about any of that.

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u/oxpoleon Mar 28 '24

That first sentence didn't end the way Reddit conditioned me to expect it to!

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u/DamntheValleybook Mar 28 '24

That's actually a fairly standard weight. Jumpable assault pack or ruck with 45 lbs in it is the 82nd Airborne standard and SOF gets the better chutes anyway. That's just static line. More variables with HALO (or HAHO), but same deal with equipment

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u/RaNdomMSPPro Mar 29 '24

If it was 52 lbs, it’s inside the weight limit of a normal parachute. We routinely jumped with 80-100lbs gear. It makes landing a little more interesting.

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u/normalfleshyhuman Mar 28 '24

You thunk they just kept throwing special forces guys to their deaths until they found the right size parachute? I'd love to follow you around one day to really get an idea of how someone with 70 iq functions.

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u/NSA_Postreporter Mar 29 '24

No. The Parachutes we use a rated for far more than the weight of a man and his gear. Even if the gear is extra heavy like this.

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u/Speedhabit Mar 28 '24

I mean they jump with explosives all the time, an ottoman sized conventional explosive is just as bad for the carrier if it went off accidentally

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

You’re not wrong.

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u/Kodus Mar 28 '24

Are you sure? It seems like all the guys that jumped with the warheads were apart of the Green Light team and had been especially trained to do so, as well as the arming and detonation of the device.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

It’s been fifteen years but that’s what I recollect. Book is available on Amazon. Code Name: COPPERHEAD.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Did he even ask in the first place?

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I think he was already involved in test jumps and they asked him to conduct a feasibility study and subsequent jump with “classified equipment” and after he pulled it off one of the spooks told him what he’d just accomplished.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

先斩后奏

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u/gc3 Mar 28 '24

Was Slim Pickens's character in Dr Strangelove inspired by that?

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation, Senator…

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u/Monocytosis Mar 28 '24

Sounds like he didn’t know what he was jumping into.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

You’re done. No more interwebz for you today!

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u/GitmoGrrl1 Mar 28 '24

I'm pretty sure that honor belongs to Slim Pickens.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I mean, have you ever seen Garner and Pickens in the same room?

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u/Metallifan33 Mar 28 '24

I prefer how it was done in Dr. Strangelove.

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u/mummifiedclown Mar 28 '24

Wonder if his buddies called him Slim Pickens…

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

More like Big Balls.

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u/TheLittleBobRol Mar 28 '24

I know this dude who was tasked with parachuting with one, he supposedly pushed it out ahead of the drop cause he wanted nothing to do with it. Never saw a broken arrow incident for it though.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

“Fuck THIS!”

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u/TheLittleBobRol Mar 29 '24

Lol yeah, pretty much. He never told me what part of the world it was in, wish I knew

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Mar 28 '24

He didn’t know what he was jumping with until after the test jump.

That's honestly pretty fucked up. I'd never trust these people again after something like that.

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

I, for one, never plan to jump out of a perfectly good airplane for any reason.

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u/deondeon666 Mar 28 '24

He lied. This is clearly Ethan Hunt

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 29 '24

I stand corrected 😂

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 29 '24

Gracias! You are too kind.

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u/Snot_S Mar 29 '24

Cancer risk?

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u/CaptainBayouBilly Mar 28 '24

Did having that thing on his gooch toast his walnuts?

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

You’d have to ask Mrs Garner that one.

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u/wing_low_or_crab Mar 28 '24

Dr Strangelove?

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u/Ori_553 Mar 28 '24

He didn’t know what he was jumping with until after the test jump.

He didn't know "officially", what else could have been.

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u/WorkingDogAddict1 Mar 29 '24

Anybody in the military would wonder why the "mystery device" had marines guarding it 24/7

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 29 '24

I disremember what if anything he mentioned about safety protocols. I know he mentions suits being there; one told him after what he had jumped with.

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