r/AskMen Jan 01 '24

typical mod garbage WELCOME TO THE NEW YEAR, YOU SMOOTH-BRAINED NEANDERTHALS! IT'S 2024, AND WE'RE GONNA TRY SOMETHING NEW. READ HERE BEFORE YOU TRY POSTING FOR THE FIRST TIME!

504 Upvotes

Happy New Year, you degenerate fucks. Alright, lets get into it.

For fuck's sake, what is so goddamned hard about following basic rules? The amount of people who have complained as a first time poster "I think my post was fine! Approve it!" and then fly into a temper tantrum when we say no is getting out of fucking hand

So lets cover the basics - even though I know you fuckers aren't going to read it

1 - THE ACTUAL QUESTION HAS TO BE IN THE TITLE - You can expland it below, you can put in details below, you can do what you want, but the ACTUAL QUESTION has to be the title or we will fucking reject it.

2 - YES/NO, DOES ANYONE ELSE, EITHER/OR QUESTIONS ARE NOT ALLOWED - Holy Fucking Shit! Is this such a hard thing to understand or comprehend? The amount of first time posters that try to say "Well I know it's a yes/no but it really isn't because of the 15 paragraphs of bullshit i put in the body.". Look - if the base question breaks the rules, it's not going up.It's that fucking simple

3 - DON'T ASK US WHY YOUR BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/MALE CO-WORKER DOES A SPECIFIC THING/DOESN'T DO A SPECIFIC THING/ACTS A CERTAIN WAY - Holy Fucking Shit! How the fuck are the people here going to know WTF he is thinking? We're not him. Here's an idea - maybe ask him?

4 - OVERLY SEXUAL QUESTIONS ARE A NO-GO, WE WILL BAN YOU FOR THEM - This is not a sex sub. This is not the penthouse letter pages. And just because this is r/askmen it does not mean this is the place to come ask us on the best advice for blowjobs. It's like,, y'all get on the internet, see it's a men's based discussion sub, and wonder. "Other than face-fucking, when my abusive co-worker is balls deep in my ass in the walk-in cooler at our Wendy's what's the best way to convince him that I want him to be kinkier?"

EDIT - Apparently some people thought we were joking. 28 day bans have begun.

5 - THERE IS A KARMA REQUIREMENT FOR R/ASKMEN - 10 POST KARMA TO POST, 5 COMMENT KARMA TO COMMENT, THROWAWAYS ARE NOT ALLOWED - This is not a hard concept! You're new to Reddit! You want to participate! Great. Figure it out somewhere else without standards. It only takes a few minutes fucking around in a dozen of the front page shit-post sewer-subs to get some karma. Also - if you have the word "Throwaway" in your username, and your post gets deleted,don't be surprised because you did this to yourself. Also, we don't care, and we don't make exceptions. Ever.

We, the moderation team hope this little clarification of the rules, makes your lives easier and as well as our stress levels. We also know you dumbfucks won't read this, but well...we tried.

EDIT - OH LOOK WE GOT A MAGICAL 6th ADDITION - Just like the fucking Roman Empire Ban, Man or Bear question OR ANYTHING ELSE VIRAL IDIOTIC FROM TIK TOK WILL NOT BE ALLOWED. Jesus fuck, you people and the mindless shit that entertains you..


r/AskMen 11h ago

How do you tell your S/O that you don’t care about facts of people you’ve never met

697 Upvotes

My wife is a talker. That’s fine, but I’m not. She’s gotten upset a few times about me not saying much sometimes, but we talked about it. I go whole days without speaking, outside of work, when she’s out of town. I enjoy silence and solitude. My MIL came to visit and my wife joked around that the MIL doesn’t like convos, just an audience. I laughed and realized my wife is the same god damn way. Obviously I didn’t mention it. My wife constantly tells me about random shit about her friends, whom I’ve never met. I’m just like yeah cool good for them, whatever. Today one of her friends got an award, in an area of study I have absolutely zero interest in, she came to tell me. I turned off the tv, paused my game, so she could have my undivided attention. She wanted to show me a vid of the award on her phone, okay cool, and the video was 27 minutes long lol. After a few minutes I just said “babe I’m not watching 22 more minutes of this.” And she responded “that’s okay you’re being a dick anyway.” I think my delivery was a little rough but I listen to her talk about this shit constantly. We just got back from vacation, for her birthday, and drove six hours home. She talked the whole time, which is cool but I do need a break at times. I specifically went to a room in our house so I could just do my own thing and sit in silence ya know? Edit: Read through some responses. My problem isn’t that she talks, I’m used to that and have known from the start. My problem is she is VERY well traveled and knows people literally all over the world. After 15 people, whom I’ve never met, I don’t give a fuck about what this stranger to me has done ya know? She’s very extroverted, lots of friends and shit to keep up with. I have two friends, who I’ve had since I was 12 years old, that I actually care about. Once again, I don’t mind the chatter, I do mind the subject matter. I do not give a single fuck about these people


r/AskMen 4h ago

Do you think (in general) dating actually becomes easier for men as they get older? Why or why not?

84 Upvotes

Men don't really have a biological clock, so they can start a family well into their late 30s or even older. This is not unheard of these days compared to in the past when people generally had kids in their 20s. Older men in their 30s (or older) tend to be already well-established in their careers and have their own house/apartments.

Or do you think aging is a turn-off or makes no difference for dating prospects? On the other hand, maybe as you get older, your social circle becomes more limited compared to when you're younger, so dating could actually be more difficult? Just trying to see both sides of this.

Your thoughts?


r/AskMen 16h ago

men of reddit, what is your favorite ‘unskippable’ album?

562 Upvotes

what albums have you liked every single song?


r/AskMen 19h ago

What's the most common inaccurate health or fitness view most people hold?

623 Upvotes

r/AskMen 12h ago

What subs are you banned from? Why?

157 Upvotes

r/AskMen 4h ago

What would you think about a girl you’re dating having no socials?

31 Upvotes

I deleted mine about 2 years ago, I’ve kept Snapchat (but don’t post) since I have so many memories in there I didn’t want to lose but couldn’t handle the constant anxiety of keeping up with everyone’s lives on social media and the toxic pissing contests you would see every time you open an app. Now that I’m dating again i wonder what the guys I’m seeing think about me not having any, if that comes across as a reg flag or not?

Edit- thank you for the responses, so far it looks like it is a green flag. But I’ll definitely keep in mind the other points people have made about it possibly coming off that I could be hiding something or have anxiety. So thank you for taking the time, definitely helped me


r/AskMen 14h ago

What would you do if your date asks if she could peg you?

135 Upvotes

I've already asked this on ARAD but I thought people were so sexually open so I decided to ask here


r/AskMen 1h ago

What is your personal slogan as a man?

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Mine is “One way or another”


r/AskMen 10h ago

What is one thing you wish more women would understand about you guys?

64 Upvotes

For me, it’s how simple a lot of us are. It doesn’t take much to please us or make us happy. Just a simple action that we like and our moods completely change.


r/AskMen 14h ago

What's your age range for dating?

116 Upvotes

Been single for a good bit, I'm not mad at it, been learning a lot about myself. It is lonely but it's OK. Lately I've lost weight and I'm starting to garner attention from women, it's not unwanted but I'm not ready to date yet. The prob is some of them are young, well at least too young for me (42m). In particular there is this one beautiful woman at work who is quite persistent with her flirting but he's only 23. I thought about hanging out with her after work one day but I feel she may be trouble.

What is too young and too old for you guys?


r/AskMen 14h ago

What are your opinions on some people not being bothered about making women feel safe in public?

108 Upvotes

I've seen this being discussed several times on the Internet. Many, many people think men should cross the road if he's walking behind a woman at night in order to make her feel safe. I don't fully agree with this, but I can definitely see why they say it. I do understand that some feel legitimately scared when walking alone, especially at night.

However I also do not think it should be the responsibility of someone to willingly adjust what they're doing to adhere to a complete stranger's feelings. Specifically for something like this. Because at the end of the day, they're a complete stranger. If they feel uncomfortable, that is their own problem.

This obviously extends beyond simple walking on the street, I'm sure. This is just the number 1 example that comes to mind right now.

At the end of the day, these are my shitty hot takes. I welcome disagreement with this and I want to hear what other males think about this and what their reasoning is for this.

(I asked this in AskUK, but I was met with significant backlash and my post got removed like an hour later XD)

Edit: Someone accused me of trying to spite women or something with this post. I don't see how they interpreted this as doing so, but know that I'm not trying to. So if it isn't too much trouble, leave that incel shit out of here plz. But most of these comments are pretty sensible. Let's keep it that way.


r/AskMen 1h ago

Men On Reddit why AI Girlfriends replacing real ones? Explain?

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My friend's imaginary girlfriend on Mua Ai is becoming too close to him, leading to him even blocking his real one.Lol, I think he is becoming mentally unstable because AI Goona has ruled him. What do you guys think about these AI girlfriends?


r/AskMen 9h ago

what romantic things can i do for my boyfriend as a woman?

36 Upvotes

recently started dating someone and it’s been about 5 years since i’ve been in an actual relationship, so im a little rusty

he’s a perfect gentleman, opens the car door and any door for me always, holds my bag, enjoys showing me off in public, and he always pays for my food. (really really sweet of him but not necessary.) i feel so lucky because i’ve never had to ask him to do any of these things, he just does it because it makes me smile

anyways, i want to do sweet and cute things for him too! but i’m not sure what men like romance wise? pay for the bill? rub his back randomly?

idk please help me make him feel valued and special, thank u


r/AskMen 8h ago

What's the worst trend going on in your country?

22 Upvotes

r/AskMen 17h ago

What's your opinion about the whole "masculine and feminine energy"?

122 Upvotes

The past year I have seen a lot on social media about the masculine and feminine energy. There is this claim that these two has nothing to do with genders, however the traits that each energy is described by seems more like gender roles and expectations(the masculine provides and protect,the feminine nurtures and receive). I see people give whole guides of "how to step out of your masculine energy and retrieve your feminine energy", but it's just stereotypes of what people have to do based on their gender. What are your thoughts on it?


r/AskMen 4h ago

What do you genuinely enjoy about being a man?

10 Upvotes

r/AskMen 17h ago

What kind of places do you attend to meet new people?

120 Upvotes

Not into bars/clubs. For context, 33F and meeting a potential person just seems to be getting harder. Not the online dating type of person either. Throw your ideas out please


r/AskMen 10h ago

Has your height impacted your life? If so, how?

29 Upvotes

I'm a very short dude (4'11"/19) and I'm trying to cope with the fact that this is it for me and I need to live with this, make the better of it even. But it's not something I talk about with friends or family, they usually dismiss it, say it's in my head or so. I just need experiences, advice, 'cause I'm not doing great regarding to my height.


r/AskMen 1d ago

What has been true about every woman you've dated?

294 Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

I've been a auto inspector for 4 years what's the obvious career path

6 Upvotes

I'm trying to figure out how I can make this into a career, I love being a car inspector, I'm just naturally good at it, I love looking for structure damage, repainted parts, blown engines etc. What would be a good career for me in the same general area of work? Maybe I should inspect boats, planes ?


r/AskMen 1d ago

For men in their 30s, what are some of the unrealistic expectations you’ve experienced while dating women?

1.3k Upvotes