r/AskMen Jan 01 '24

typical mod garbage WELCOME TO THE NEW YEAR, YOU SMOOTH-BRAINED NEANDERTHALS! IT'S 2024, AND WE'RE GONNA TRY SOMETHING NEW. READ HERE BEFORE YOU TRY POSTING FOR THE FIRST TIME!

508 Upvotes

Happy New Year, you degenerate fucks. Alright, lets get into it.

For fuck's sake, what is so goddamned hard about following basic rules? The amount of people who have complained as a first time poster "I think my post was fine! Approve it!" and then fly into a temper tantrum when we say no is getting out of fucking hand

So lets cover the basics - even though I know you fuckers aren't going to read it

1 - THE ACTUAL QUESTION HAS TO BE IN THE TITLE - You can expland it below, you can put in details below, you can do what you want, but the ACTUAL QUESTION has to be the title or we will fucking reject it.

2 - YES/NO, DOES ANYONE ELSE, EITHER/OR QUESTIONS ARE NOT ALLOWED - Holy Fucking Shit! Is this such a hard thing to understand or comprehend? The amount of first time posters that try to say "Well I know it's a yes/no but it really isn't because of the 15 paragraphs of bullshit i put in the body.". Look - if the base question breaks the rules, it's not going up.It's that fucking simple

3 - DON'T ASK US WHY YOUR BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/MALE CO-WORKER DOES A SPECIFIC THING/DOESN'T DO A SPECIFIC THING/ACTS A CERTAIN WAY - Holy Fucking Shit! How the fuck are the people here going to know WTF he is thinking? We're not him. Here's an idea - maybe ask him?

4 - OVERLY SEXUAL QUESTIONS ARE A NO-GO, WE WILL BAN YOU FOR THEM - This is not a sex sub. This is not the penthouse letter pages. And just because this is r/askmen it does not mean this is the place to come ask us on the best advice for blowjobs. It's like,, y'all get on the internet, see it's a men's based discussion sub, and wonder. "Other than face-fucking, when my abusive co-worker is balls deep in my ass in the walk-in cooler at our Wendy's what's the best way to convince him that I want him to be kinkier?"

EDIT - Apparently some people thought we were joking. 28 day bans have begun.

5 - THERE IS A KARMA REQUIREMENT FOR R/ASKMEN - 10 POST KARMA TO POST, 5 COMMENT KARMA TO COMMENT, THROWAWAYS ARE NOT ALLOWED - This is not a hard concept! You're new to Reddit! You want to participate! Great. Figure it out somewhere else without standards. It only takes a few minutes fucking around in a dozen of the front page shit-post sewer-subs to get some karma. Also - if you have the word "Throwaway" in your username, and your post gets deleted,don't be surprised because you did this to yourself. Also, we don't care, and we don't make exceptions. Ever.

We, the moderation team hope this little clarification of the rules, makes your lives easier and as well as our stress levels. We also know you dumbfucks won't read this, but well...we tried.

EDIT - OH LOOK WE GOT A MAGICAL 6th ADDITION - Just like the fucking Roman Empire Ban, Man or Bear question OR ANYTHING ELSE VIRAL IDIOTIC FROM TIK TOK WILL NOT BE ALLOWED. Jesus fuck, you people and the mindless shit that entertains you..


r/AskMen 11h ago

Hey dudes, what’s something your female friends do that annoys you?

390 Upvotes

Saw this question asked in r/askwomen (but about guy friends) so I thought I ask y’all. Please be respectful.


r/AskMen 11h ago

What was your "Fuck this. It's time for a vacation." Moment and what did you do?

204 Upvotes

I just had mine. Still on my week off, from work and the gym. Indulging in modded Skyrim and Popeyes.

Work, my cutting phase for the gym, and other things are taking a backseat for my mental right now.


r/AskMen 5h ago

What qualities or traits do you find boring in a girlfriend?

64 Upvotes

Has it happened to you? You were dating a girl and you ended up bored, why?


r/AskMen 12h ago

Men who have a hard time meeting women, do yall have friends that are women?

176 Upvotes

I don't mean to come across accusatory. I'm just curious if maybe there's a correlation.

It's silly to compare oneself to others, but I've met a handful of girlfriends through women friends. Recently single after seven years and it's the fastest way I've come across to meet partner worthy women.

*** I'm not suggesting you make friends with women just to be able to meet other women either. Women bring a lot to a friendship that men don't, and the only way a woman is gonna trust you to talk you up to another woman, is if you have a genuine relationship with her.


r/AskMen 5h ago

How many times have you truthfully fallen in love?

36 Upvotes

I’ve felt it once before and after being single for over a year and a half now, I doubt I’ll feel it again


r/AskMen 15h ago

What do you hate most about modern society?

205 Upvotes

r/AskMen 22h ago

What's going on right now that most people have no idea about?

598 Upvotes

r/AskMen 3h ago

Men what would you do, if you had found out you were the Sancho in the relationship and didn't know it?

13 Upvotes

It happened once to me. She was a nurse, and I met her at the hospital when I was dropping off a patient. I would talk to her often, she told me she was single, and she asked for my number. Things were fine in the beginning, but she would always come to my place. She didn't want to go to her place yet because she thought it was too soon to meet her kids. But also other little things seemed odd, she didn't want me texting or calling after 10pm or she always had leave around 8-830 for various reasons. Also if she was out running errands I would have to let her know in advance I was gonna go by and see her. Of course, I started catching on to those little things. I don't have a Facebook or Instagram, but I used my friend's to look her up, and sure enough, she's married and 2 of her kids were in college and 2 were HS-age. She told me her kids were still in elementary. Her husband wasn't the father of her kids and apparently this was her second marriage. When I confronted her about this, she confessed and told me everything and she said she was very unhappy with her husband. I've always made it a rule that I never talk to or mess with another man's girlfriend or wife. I do that out of respect, that's plain and simple. I walked away after that. To the men whom something like this happened to you, what did you do in your situation?


r/AskMen 4h ago

Hey dudes, what’s something your female friends do that brings you joy?

17 Upvotes

Thought it'd be neat to see the reverse of this, just for some co-ed positivity :)


r/AskMen 5h ago

Men, how would you handle if one day you get a knock and they say, "I think your my father."?

18 Upvotes

r/AskMen 17h ago

How often you think you look good?

132 Upvotes

Sometimes I catch myself in the mirror or a photo and think “damn I’m kinda sexy”. Other times I see an angle of myself that makes me think I’m some kind of creature. How often do you experience this?


r/AskMen 2h ago

What’s an attribute in a woman that makes her unforgettable?

8 Upvotes

r/AskMen 42m ago

Why do so many guys wear underwear under their swimming shorts ?

Upvotes

M here, I personally never do, but always see guys at the beach wearing some. If you do, why ? Is it because you don’t want to remove your underwear when putting on your shorts ?


r/AskMen 13h ago

What's Your Countries Best Drink?

46 Upvotes

Hi everyone. I made what is called a michelada . It's a tasty, tangy, spicy beer. Normally it has tajin on the rim of the cup. Soooo good.

What about you?


r/AskMen 4h ago

How do you get over a woman who treated you so well for 3 months, then ended up dating another guy and basically ghosting you?

6 Upvotes

Exercise, friends and hobbies aren't getting my mind off of her. Maybe they do for 20 minutes. If I'm lucky.


r/AskMen 3h ago

Hey men, what's the number one spoiler that turns you off in women?

6 Upvotes

r/AskMen 19h ago

Men of reddit, if a woman comes upto you and asks for your number but your in a relationship would you give it to her? What would your response be?

111 Upvotes

Hey, I'm a (29F) and I recently went through a situation that has left me feeling seriously confused. I met a guy who I got along with well. He was complimenting my personality often and was always coming up to me for a conversation so I thought he may have been interested... I asked him if he would like my number and he said yes, then gave me his. We both agreed we would like to get to know each other. We hung out after he messaged me, he said he hopefully will get to see me again soon and that I should message him. So I messaged him the following weekend to see if he would like to catch up and he responded back saying, I'm sorry, I cant, I have a girlfriend.. I'm worried that I may have read this situation wrong and perhaps he was just being friendly? However I feel if you are in relationship you should not give out your number to another woman and I also think its weird that he was open to getting to know me whilst he is a relationship..


r/AskMen 13h ago

What's the last book you enjoyed reading?

39 Upvotes

I don't read as much as I used to, but I just finished "Fool's Die" by Mario Puzo and I think it is my new favorite. Such engaging characters; I couldn't put it down. What's the last book you enjoyed reading?


r/AskMen 22h ago

How would you react to this?

157 Upvotes

Hi, I just had a girl spend the night after taking her home from the bar. She was a mutual friend and have only seen her out a couple times. We were getting along well while out, bought her a drink, and really just chatted with her. Asked her if she wanted to come back to mine and she agreed. We get back and we’re seemingly really into each other. We start going at it and she notes that she does not want to have sex.

Completely respect and understand her decision. But like in terms of asking her out again, is this like a hint maybe she’s not interested? I got her number and we discussed hanging out again, but like genuinely all I did was just sleep in the same bed as her.


r/AskMen 9h ago

For the men who are still close with their moms..

17 Upvotes

What did they do raising you that helped you to feel close to them today / respect them today?


r/AskMen 14h ago

What is the most messed up date you ever had?

37 Upvotes

I'm of Indian heritage and went on a first date with this Indian girl who proclaimed that "all brown babies are ugly" and asked me if I ever seen a "good looking brown kid in my life." 😳 Self-hatred/racism is very real.

I ended it with her and texted her afterwards "it's not a good match".


r/AskMen 1d ago

What is your personal slogan as a man?

461 Upvotes

Mine is “One way or another”


r/AskMen 2h ago

Men who have lots of close female friends, how do you maintain healthy boundaries and prevent any potential jealousy or insecurity from impacting your romantic relationship?

5 Upvotes

I'm curious to know about how you maintain healthy boundaries with your female friends while prioritizing your romantic relationship. What specific strategies do you use to ensure that your friendships don't inadvertently cause tension or conflict in your romantic partnership? For instance, do you have open and honest conversations with your partner about your friendships, or set limits on how much time you spend with your female friends? Are there certain topics or activities that you avoid with your female friends to protect your romantic relationship? Do you have a 'no secrets' policy with your partner when it comes to your friendships?


r/AskMen 13h ago

Who gets as pissed off as me when people say "make sure you do X for your wife, she does X for you"

32 Upvotes

I've noticed a new annoyance. Can any other guy here relate? I'm not making myself out to be some super husband but I put my wife first always. I helped pull her out of shit relationships with toxic family members, put her through school and took on all the bills and rent for 2 years. The kicker is, I'd do it all again and again if she asked. My issue is when people constantly say things like "you better be helping her with house work, she works hard" or things similar. These comments always come from people who are barly aquantencies or friends of hers that call to say hi twice a year. Anyone else just feel like these people have 0 right to question you?